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Dat is all av been saying, onye aka ruru mee yuo Pres anya. Biko nu, Biko kwanu nu.

Ndi USA ahhhh dikwa oku 

Icecold am doing very well. Not well enough though. If u know what I mean.

Yeah good.

Action  

Icecold how in the world are u doing u look good.  

Ify am I acting.  

asha 80:
Marraige o noro odu?21 na 18 child abuse.Mgbe nwata nwanyi ka n'acho i gba agbogho  

Asha am discussing something very serious would u be quiet.  

ifyalways:
Ikomi am off to bed.Ura na atum plus Oyi di nga m no.
i dropped u some Offlines.anyi ga ahu mgbe anyi ga ahu.
happy ekeresimesi
nkita hausa asha a gbafuola.

Muwa offlines, my wife anaghi alike ihu offline messages buko.  

Ngwanu good night.

ifyalways:
cheei.
I choro ilu nwa China? ha na erikwa anu mmadu
Di air everywhere di polluted except na elu igwe.I choro i ga elu igwe?

Heeeooohhhh Ify u could be right ohh, the way the girl neji apu the thing uju na tum sometimes, one day ya mee looo ya.

Ify iji kpa advice here. 

Infact, Inshort, honestly, rapu that guy, Asha 80 gaa gaaa nujuo odu.  

Rapu the guy.

Nne Ify onwere nwatakiri iluru the other day, Okpoturum today si naya ga ana. Na di air in London di too polluted.

D girl wu nwa China. Ike agwulam.  

asha 80:
I relaa tufiakwa

Aju kwaram aju ma wokem ahh owu onye Igbo?

ifyalways:
Agaba gara Operation na ebea?for what kwanu?
Lee anya,agaba bu walking engine,hot and hot and hot.O kpata nwanne gi nwanyi aka,o hazie ya ukwu(waist) ya one hand cheeeeei,Ikomi don't remind me of
Agaba

U know better, owu ihe nna ato gi. Amam Agaba b4 Agaba amata gi, I knew his complains then.

asha 80:
@ikomi
A na m asu hausa?A nwu m onye ebe ke Mbakwe

Ima na onwere ndi Awusa nna asu Igbo. Wellcome though.

ifyalways:
i na ajum ka i na aju Felimbombo?
Unu kpachara anya unu na threadia,echi ugbua otu onye ga ajum otu ihe Romoe di

agaba123:
O dikwa gi egwu. Gbachi ya nkiti, oga-ahu ihe kariri agba enyi

Ihe'm kporo na aju wu, maka amam na Agaba gara operation.

Agaba okpa sugery gi ahu gara nke oma? Nyere nu Tosh aka biko, don't keep the idea to yourself alone. 

asha 80:
Chineke .Biko unu akwa la iko ebea

Exactly wat I would say.

Asha 80 wellcome iwu onye Igbo?

yeah nodiwa na ala umuo kamuwa nodi na ala ndi nmadu, at least that way am sure nayi agha ahun.

Chukwu gozie gi. Ngozi ona eru ala umuo? 

Because okwu anaghi ezu nwa ahu ike, gam gam ya di too much.

Eeeehhhnnnnn, spirit oma ka owu spirit ojuo?

Wokem nodiwa na ur spirit ohhh.

agaba123:
Ifyp . . . . .

Agaba P oputara what?

Isi nam churu Nkasi?

ifyalways:
ihe ya na amasi gals,infact Pres na eweta oku,na akulite bandi elu and most importantly o na emesapu aka ole ihe ozo nwanyi na acho?

Owu these reasons mere Tosh adighi achuta nwanyi. Ify biko let us know, ihe Tosh odi mpempe?

I think so too, kama ona ezi ha condom first, which is insulting to um nwanyi. 

ifyalways:
Ikomi,O gini gbasara gi na ije rove na rust di na etiti nnenneigbo na Presido?Onye ziri gi bia koro anyi ihe merenu?owu na i nweghi ike i kwusi asiri na ndu gi?nnenne abu nwatakiri ka o bu Pres bu tata hia ihe dinmkpa abuo weputara obi ha mee ka i biara hia na ekwu ka o nwere onye megidere ibe ya,biko go sidddon for shyte jare.asiri kpaka ute

Elos Agos:
Ikomi,
I budu onye 'uwe ojii' sef?
Ka i bu onye na investigation 'ime odidi'{Pregnancy}

What do u mean, unu na support Pres, Look Elos Agos I know it might not mean much to u because onye aturu ime imaghi ya.

But am sure Pres ga atu nwanne gi nwayi ime soon, then u will get the true picture. Otuo na Ifyalways ime already, so IfyPregnant does not care. 

Pres you dont want to speak to me okwa ya?

Well this song is for u http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=mOU0HCn5hUY

Look Pres am not letting u off on this. Okwa gi?

oziomatv:
Ana m enyo gi enyo, idi sure na obughi gi kwa doro atutu ime a?

For okwu Ikwuru abanam, I will wait till ndi obi oma abata thread ahh and help me tell Pres off. U want to put it on me, ma NnnenneIgbo ona eyi paint, ma ona eyi swimsuit, ka owu crocheti. Ikomi amaro.

oziomatv:
Romeo, o kwa inorona ebe ina ekpe na afa nna ndi ozo ejuputa na grazia.

I have always said na iwu onye ozi ojuo, instead of u to admonish Pres, ina akpo Romeo.

Iwu onye ozi Ojuo, and we will make sure that na ozi gi aghagi agafe Radio, so we wont see ur face.

chamotex:
our people talk say na small shit dey block yansh o

Very true, but there is a complaint am going to make to members of this thread now against Pres. The only thing is that am not sure if its small shit or mighty shit, but it sure blocked a big yansh (in other words lady) from visiting this site.

ChinenyeN:
O buru na i di ime eziokwu, congratulations, kama mara na i di in for a ride.   
Oh.

Chinenye u can say that again because it rhymes wit my complaint.

Every member of this thread should join me in asking Pres where is NnenneIgbo. 

I think its time I let u guys know whats been happening.

Romeo can u remember when NnenneIgbo and Pres (then Fromuk) were exchanging numbers and addresses, and we all wished them happy, happy.

Well I must let u all know now that Pres (then Fromuk) disappointed NnenneIgbo. 

The story goes thus:

After an exchange of phone numbers and addresses (between NnenneIgbo and Pres), a meeting was planned and of course I was invited as a neutral person to sit at the table, this all happened in London Starbucks coffee shop.

Guys Pres and NnenneIgbo didn't even allow me enjoy my aux croissant and tea, for them it was love at first site, they were laughing at every of each other's joke. Being my normal and positive person I said a prayer 4 both of them.

To cut long story short, Pres in his smart ways took one shot (if u all no what I mean). But this shot resulted in a pregnancy, which Pres still in his smart and crook filled ways denied. This act broke NnenneIgbo's heart (to put it mildly) so much, I have been pleading to Pres to go back and make amends with NnenneIgbo, but Pres would not, rather he said that why should he stick to a woman when there are so many on the net not to mention nairaland.

This single act of Pres has so devastated NnenneIgbo, that the beautiful young energetic lady, does not visit this thread anymore.

I hope every member of this thread would join me in telling Pres that his actions are very bad,  . Even if he would not apologise to NnenneIgbo, let him not do the same to any other girl on this thread.

Pres 

Oboy I dey, I told u av been busy. 

              .

Oboy meet m 4 yahoo sometime on Saturday make we talk 4 phone e don tey. 

Av got to go now. Make we talk later. 

presido1:
Ify onye tubara gi ime? owu agaba123 ka owu fakatan ka obu nwoke
Adi m 100% na obughi pres
Or maybe imaghi onye nke obu, Ify idi too much.
Agaba isi pres mere gi nini?
Umu Igbo dalu nu ooh

In other good words, what are u trying to say? Ehn Pres, ar u saying na Ify nwa oma, na aja(in other words sleeps well) pieces. 

Pres kpacha kwara anya, but dont hesitate to say the truth as well.

ifyalways:
your Igbo is isi owuwa O gini na emedi gi?ole ihe i choro ga na strippers club?i sokwa na ndi ahu kopuru ekopu sef
Ikomiiiiiiiiiiiiii my love ole ije?ekeresimsei don land,i ga alakwa?

Look anom na hanger,  in other words am still hanging(opposite of nkopu). 

Look Ify am home by d 28th, why? Aham owu Azuka? 

Pres forgive me. 

Ify singnature gi ahh wu kwa kpppuuuuum.  . It is well. Odim ka oge agawa na, in other words ur getting old. Nevermind oge chukwu ka nma. Though it may tarry it will come to pass. Di ga bia ohhh!

Igbo ndi oma, how una dey? Unu ewesikwala Ikomi iwe, av been really busy these days. Onwere nke ehe nruchara amaghim ma ona gi pum ara, n bai strippers club. Boys onye emela ihe nne ya ngwara ya emela oma efuo. Guys umu nwanyi di na iche iche. Onwere nde nke kopuru'e'kopu. I still can't imagine how a woman can loose the sence of shame to that level.  .

Ngbo ndi oma as u can all see, read or hear, av been busy. Kachi boo nu.

I hope my Igbo is understandable.

ogamba:
preacher tv biko achorom kam buru onye mbu ga enweta ya bu akwukwo njem n'efu , biko nyerem aka gwaram president obama na umu igbo n'afuju anya na Nigeria ka ogbatara anyi oso enyem aka ,gwa ya na anyi choro ogwe niger nke abuo (second niger bridge) anyi chokwara odo ugbo mmiri nke niger(river niger port) oburu na omeere anyi ihe ndia obi ga adi anyi mma

Obama si ka ajuo gi ebe ibi? . Ibi Angola, Nigeria ka obu Niger. .

In short like Romeo said idi uka.

oziomatv:
Mazi Ogamba dalu o!, na okwugi adagi na ogwe.
Iji tinye onu n'ihe gbasara ogwe niger, mu onwe m ga asi ka anyi hapu ogwe ahu ka onakpuo na mmiri, maka oga eme ka anyi nwee ike ikewapu onwe anyi na ebe ndi omeka ome nigeria di.

Aga m asi na ifuju anya umu igbo abiago n'isi njedebe, unu ga rahuba ura ma kwube ya ekwobe, ANYI ENWEGO IHE MGBANWO ANYI GA EKWENYE NA YA(THIS A CHANGE WE CAN BELEIVE IN)

Maka odu ugbo miri idi na anu mmiri onitsha, ana m ekwe gi mkwa na Ozi eziri anwuru oku erugo elu igwe nti.

Oziomatv iwu onye ozi ojuo. Why would u pray ka Nigeria kee wa? Ehhhh. Ozi gi di very bad, tell everyone na owu ihe Ikomi kwuru.

Nam kporo gi onye ozi ojuo.

I think the best way to concentrate is to blind fold yourself immediately u get yourself a sit in the church. Well lets hope u don't sleep off. Dodge prat

jennykadri:
LMAO

tosh aburu na unu ge si amu nkita,na i'ke agu,anama biakwaa

For me, amu agbo would be an added advantage for me to show face. Why.

ifyalways:
Ikomisometimes i bu nwoke na ege okwu nile nwanyi kwuru. Ma lee,nwoke na etinye nti na uche ya na ihe nile nwanyi kwuru a naghi akpata ego don't quote moi
N'aka nke ozo,i missed you. Kedu maka Pinky?
Ole maka Onyinye eeeeeeh?I hope na i di safe,Onyi bekee
Chineyem na ndi ozo,nma nma nu
Nke onye diri ya.

Ify stop it, . Everytime imisiri mu, everytime imisiri mu, owu na imaghi ebe mbi.

Ify akpa'su kpanam iwe now.

Ify av been toying with ndi turkey, the people na ato mmri mmri, ha akaghi aka, the kind tosh na alike.
Nwere any good one?

Ifyalways ibu nwanyi nna akpa oke uka, ma leee anya umu nwanyi nna akpa oke uka adighi anota na di. Quote me

On a second thought. Iwe.

@Queenisha
Those atilogu dancers were they paid? One dollar each, I could do better than that for 50 cent. Anam agba pisces. 

@Ifyalways
Ifyalways mu na ji kwa uka.

Queenisha missing me much or lots, joke of the year. What did u do to make me stay. Even common lap dancing u wont do to make me hang on.

Ifeoma , Ifyalways , How are u doing girl?

GC some song 4 ya
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2pNF_IXfyI

Tosh

To everyone else unu noo nke oma