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ifyalways:
Ikomi nko?is he lost in the jungle?a nurum na o na likei ndi na akpughi aji down side

Ify igwam eziokwu aghagi'm agwa anybody, _{Ibu aji there?}, if thats the case meee ka anyi hu buko.

ifyalways:
munwa sef na aga iwu obere mmai. . . for ma stomachs sake dika akwukwo nso siri kwue

May God in heaven all by himself shower u with blessings, so igutara that side, imara ihe. I cant remember ma owu Izikel or Paulu kwuru ya. Osi dont drink water alone take a bit of wine, if only to aid in digestion. Can u imagine ha si na'm wu onye annuruma.
May all of them that calls me onye annuruma not have any wine to drink, and if they find, may it be expensive.

Gbalia na agu akwukwo nso Ify, if only to grow in confidence, so that when u drink u will not stumble.

Ify enwekwa'ram some good news, Nchotala onye nga alu, thats wat av been working on.

Guess wat her name is? No u guessed wrong. Aha ya wu Echidi'ime, am so happy, so I call her Echi.

She is so nice, Listen, abaram kitchen now kam mere ihe'm nga eri, the yam flour I was trying to make was'nt going too well, so I called Echi to come and help out, she asked me to get something else to eat na ya ga abia echi, yere'm aka. . Ohhhh my god I cant believe all these is happening to me. .

I have to go now, Nhu Echi tomorrow, I would tell u all about it, ma mu ahugi Echi echi iwe gaaa abia kwam.

I hope Echi comes, God am so happy na'm ga ahu Echi echi. .

Ify kelerem chi muoooooo.

blue-sky:
those names are

I love the name adaeze

Ad be very mad with u if u comment on my name.

romeo:
ujo a na ejide pres ebe onye obula nwere idea na ike nwanyi adighi gi

Mu na Ify na apuapu, n'bata n'saagi okwu ahu. 

Ify ijikerena? Ad be there in 30mins.

ifyalways:
akpa amu
Ikomi ole ihe i meaniri sef?ihe di onye na obi sef?took kiaful

ifyalways:
otu rove

Because Romy aghagi alike ihe ndia nna ede.

Ino na ulo now?  _{ujo abiana Pres}

otu rove

Romeo achi gwuo na onwe ya.

Hahahahahahahahaha.

Unu ahuna ihe ndi ya na obi, na ubochi sunday.

ghettochyk:
kee ebe mmadu niile gara? long time no see. ify nwa, gini mega?

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romeo:
biko gwanu Ikomi ebe nwunye nwoke mmadu noo , onye na achu nwunye mmadu mara amara na anyi ga achu nwunye ya

toshmann:
agreed
bikonu nyenu notice oge obula ikomi luru nwanyi, ka boys make-ia movement

Chinnnnnneeeeeeekkkkkkkeeeee mmmmmmmeeeeeeeeeee!

These bois na plani ichu nwunye mu, bikonu onye achula nwunye mu, bikonu onye achula nwunye mu odikwagi nma.
The reason iji na achu nwando wu because ichu Nwando di uto, its like ebe okeokpa na achu okuko.
But if u guys are determined ichu nwunye mu then I know what to do.

Ifyalways jikere na alulu mu na gi eruola,  . You have no opinion in it, you must marry me, so that ka bois chu wa gi,  , ad be happy with that.
Romeo and Tosh, akwa unu gaa alike ichu Ify? Shikena problem solved. 

Igbo Good Day.

Onwere onye huru Nwando?

sheniqua:
my Igbo man di ewu na bed.
I'm satisfied

Eeeeeeeeeeen. Stop calling me at 12 am then. Infact nga change my numba. Okwa gi winter would soon be here again. 

On a second thought I understand. Hapu Tosh.

Tosh Union umu akpara will write u soon, Feli has gone missing.

romeo:
LoL , ikomi adi ole? iji na ede unu ebe nile!

My brother I wonder? Ochoro ulatara nwanyi nno na di ogu. Juo ya ma o witnesiri di alulu.

The boy ga akpa su kwam iwe soon.  What if Nwando decides to come to lovely Ikomi, which means the guy ga adaba na atlantic.

And giwan u need to be careful, that u supported me now does'nt mean we've turned friends. 

Eweghim enyi, except nwado baby. 

Pres isim akwonaghi aha,  . Ngwan kam lee ihe nga eme now? 

Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres Pres

Just a piece of advice before I leave, "onye achona uka"   

@Romeo

I have noticed na ina alikeee itinye asunder between people. Exactly wat u did to Fromuk and NnenneIgbo, nmere ha abuo jiri hapu threadiaa, u didn't give them any chance at all. Now you want to do the same to me and Nwando. Romeo just make sure na onwegi ihe iga ekwu.

ifyalways:
lol.
ike adighi gi? ike ime nke ozo adigi gi?I nasi pres lekwa Ify for what?Fake lekwa Ify . . .good ! Pres lekwa Patience.Ikomi lekwa comfort
Ikomi there is room for you anyway,i can accomodate all aha bekke mu wu Keziah nwanyi obi oma.i choro ?o na agara gi?lets use this opportunity well,o kwa ima na owu nani mu na gi no nga,[b]lets do it ugbua.[/b]ngwa lekwa this nsusu onu to start with

Anagi mu aku sharp sharp game. I like it under candle lights, good music and silk sheets. All after a good movie, a bootle of champagne and quality conversation.

Infact Pres woruwa Ify. Achoghim sharp sharp action. Those were things I did when I was living with good mother before ya abatam.  . Obataram once though. Thats another story.

Nwando Darling Ichro sharp sharp game. Well sometimes the back of a car is a good place. What do u think?

sheniqua:
Ikomi hapu m aka
ano m na di !!

         

presido1:
Ikocrazy gaa nu choro umu asa, oge obula i na akpo pres,
Adim sure na iwughi gay Anyway isi na Harrow mere gi gini.
If i see your leg for Harrow or anywhere near dia maka chinaeke eme gi ihe mmere one man last year na oturukpo.

ifyalways:
heheeeeeeeeeeeeeee     
Ikomi good day mana Buko don't go dreaming about my code.   gooday dear 

Ihunanu ya Ify, that is d reason why I don't want to get involved. 

Ike ogu adighim. Achoghim somebody ichechim na uzo. Pres buko lekwa Ify, while gi kwan, Ify, please gbara ogwu(Pres) gi nnuo. 

Nwando darling, kee ebe ino? 

romeo:
Hahahaa kedu ebe the good umuasa noo? anyi na acho ha!! BabyO eneche go anya were fu na onweghi ezigbo asa noo na nairaland at all

infact anyi ewerego umuasa eji eme onu, the rest buzi story(felimbombo)

Thats not a good thing to say. Wat if osugbo umu asa nno na threadia whether good or bad say that all the boys nno na threadia agagi atupu nwanyi ime?

How do u want Pres to feel?

Ify oma thanks for that tune, meee kanyi hu, your code is getting too much. Isi na uyo wu nke mu na gi, Iwenre double bed?

Owu Harrow, ka owu Willsden, Ka owu central London? Let me know.

presido1:
Ikomi ole gi? am sure na i'hapu go all those cheap alkohol(Kai-Kai mixed with yampion) wey u dey drink sometimes.

Anurum na unu na ewe good Rum na spain. Ike wiski'a agbu'nam. Find out ya na ogogoro nke ka good. I need something different, because the same thing all the time na egbu woke. 

sheniqua:
That's why I said you men shouldn't go around nairaland looking for girlfriends
Most of the girls here except a few have emotional and mental problems
inshort Ogbanje seven colors
I na ch nwanyi obughi here

So what side ka ino, few or majority?

There is a possibility na idikpa right. But my problem wu na inagi ekpe, ka mu mee gi ihe papa Caro na Mama Caro naa eme. Then I can tell ma ino na majority or few. 

Uche2nna:
Onye kwanu choga nwanyi ebe a? Ihe most na acho ebe a bu ihe ndi awusa na akpo "Kwala ngida"

Stop it. You want to say all the effort Darfur has been putting in, is a waste. Darfur jisi ike, Igaaa ewonte nwanyi oma. There are good girls na thread ahhh. 

ifyalways:
Ikomi ka chi foo.
Pres i ga no ya abi?i gaghi agba aka were laa.goodluck  
Romy a dorola Uche gawa oooo.Uche i ga emelikwa ihe di na d thing?o setikwa Romy ka a gburu isi ya   gakwa rahu ura peacefully,hapukwa Romy  
Romy,Uche,Toshiee,goodnite all.
Fake sweets,all for gi  
ka chi foo nu.

Good night Ify ohhh. Abali oma.

Its been nice having u all, Chukwu gozie anyi nile.  

ifyalways:
Tosh a choghikwam this kain mkpari.ole ihe i mere mean?iwe abiala.lol
on a serous note,Tosh fake si gi tryia weta ya buttermint1973 na yahoo kpom co kpom uk
e nwere m exams echi.let me rahu ura.
hehehheeh Okwa Romy apuola nga?  o gala ichu nwanyi,Romy smoooooth operator.

Romeo just to let u know, ihe ahu awugi e-mail Ify. 

So that u dont go trying it.

Onye obuna abawana, Ka muwa ba kwa, my biiirrrrddddd na echem na bed. I cant keep her waiting. Ngwanu Tosh sleep well, Romeo nga akponu Feli.

Uche rooo ha ka ha mere gi eber and give u another numba.

ifyalways:
gaa nojuo odu.men that are men kwuwe okwu,you,you 3 inches sef a na ekwu word   i would choose a lolipop sweet anyday over you.

Ehe nga eweta gi nkpa ka iga na agu.

Like

Amara ya eme wo mu nma
Amara ya eme wo mu nma
Amara Ikomi eme wo mu nma
Nga eji ya muoro ya nwa.

presido1:
hahahaha tosh so nwa bangladish ahu no na kadif mechara bia biri with you.
lai lai i must call you papa morrow. Bia ekwe kwa la ka fake kara gi mma.

I said it, onwere ebe ana akpo Jersey na Bangladesh? Pres?

Uche2nna:
E be ka Darfur na Fake nno?  

Umunna amakwa?

Owu kwa ihe mu na aju, Unu juo kwa ram ya.

Tosh over to u.  

Uche2nna:
E be ka'm nno ihe ndia na eme  

Tosh, i ga enye m my own share ooooo!!! That phone number still dey work  

Romeo gi the current number. Ask Romeo.

ifyalways:
so what?o hu ihe ohuru?   dey dia now.i che na abum mugu like you?  :Dakuko ifo.ka anyi nu word buko.

Ikwasuo mu Iwe. Nkuo gi 12 you know. Awu dighim Fake or Pres. Awu kwam Machine, working pendulum.  

presido1:
Uche na wah for u ooo. felimbobo bu onye le kwa ntu toshmann na fake sometimes me na eji ezu ike na isi obodo eliza oge ngara ebe ahu.
Fake aga 4 rounds gbaa oso, darfur ewere phone number fake ga nye felimbobo. Imana obu ebe ahu ka darfur na aru oru na abali. Oge fake gbara oso ndi uwe ojii ejide toshmann kpochei ya for 3 good days. he was released when he told the policemen fakes address and the address come be fake again but before the policemen realised tosh don run. anyway the case ka di on as we dee tok so.
Ask Ikomi ma obu asi kam na atu

True.

ifyalways:
heheheee i maghi felimbombo?too bad.d akuko dikwa long and scary.let me try.
felimbombo bu nwa ada di oha nma.onye mere ya a koro ibe ya.lol then,she was Ikomis favorite game.From Ikomi to Tosh,Tosh told darfur,Darfur did and kwa Pres,Pres to fake and finally Romy was  the last man to visit.lol shes a jolly good fellow.but i choro i hu ya?are you intrested?  :Dsharrrrrrrrrrrrrrap dia osiso.   i ka eji mkpo gi nuo iyi? your daily denial about your daily deals hurts !

Ihea ina ekwu adighi nma, amaghi mu Feli, and this things Pres is saying ga ewuta Nwando. She does'nt like been tampered with.  

romeo:
Akuko onye swiss juru nairaland now? if you doubt google nairaland ( ifyalways and swiss man)

Eziokwu?

ifyalways:
@Pres i si na Ikomi tryri gini with nwando?   ala efuola.lmao
Ikomi cat got your mouth?Pres a bala gi ime.i norola juu one tyme.lol
Pres hapu okwu Gerald na onye swiss.ihe a bu old skull tori.Like i said before,case remains closed and sealed.

Very funny. I said it Pres worked in the factory. Side effects those things di tooo much.  

presido1:
Nwoke oma olia, onu si ka onu puta tata.
Ikomi how your side? no let me do you wetin i do one uzoakoli man in the 20s
Ifyoma, am getting close to CIV.

Ibia kwana coded gia dat Romeo does'nt like. Keee nke wu CIV. Ichoro Igaaaa nara Uche2nna nwuye yaa.  

presido1:
Ify anyi ole maka Gerald.

Owu onye Swiss?

romeo:
Ikomi kedu nke bu nke gi (before) n'ime ha ato? , kedu onye m napuru gi there?

Hehehehe. Wokem iwu Chief, Ikwerem ga ha near. Ima na iwu agu.

presido1:
*******coughing********
ndewo nu umu ibe.
ole ka eke si anya anwu ebe unu no.
Ify anyi ole maka Gerald. You neffa tell us wetin happen.
Ikomi na Romanus ole nga onu mere ma owuru GC.

I was just saying all the nice things about u.

Asim ha na Iwu hero.   Okwa ya Ify?

ifyalways:
i hula now,hes gone   i told you beforehand.you are all dickhead and no bone,ihe mere na o nweghi onye iji.   last man standing ! last man looking !

Uche si gi thanks but no thanks.
Ikomi ura na atu.see you soon.rove you plenty.
Romy,hehehhehehehehhehhhhheeeeeeeeeeeeee jide ka i ji.  

Ima na iwu interpreter.

Ngwanu good nite. Emene uka. keleeeee Fake. Ihukwa Pres si kwa ya hello, dont mind the fact that he under perfomed.

Its not his fault, oruturu na factory in his teens. Umu toxic nda could have side effects. Anyway, say hello to him.

ifyalways:
Ikomi one tombo for you infact tombo plus okporoko na fried eju.

Kee otu eju na ato? Ona ato ka suru ndele?  

romeo:
Mbaaaaa ihe m na amuru amu bu na okporo aha umu nwanyi o na enweghi ihe jikotara mu na ha

Very true. Guilty or not Guilty.

Guy man oga si kwanu gini. Not Guilty