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I choro ka Uche gbalaga?i di sure na o ga akowali okwu ahu?   Buko ka anyi nwere d okwu etu anyi siri hu ya.

Osigi kwuchi tara yaaa?

Uche buy ngwa fire. Explain please.

ifyalways:
Ikomi biko kpoo aha,hoha

No I won't do dat.

U know if I do iwe gaa abia Radiant, Tasi wont find it funny. And u know that Snazzydawn could ikasi mu uka.

So I will not name anyone.

Uche but what do u mean by "na afo oma'mu na apu nani"?  Nwu ngbere (Lizard)?

Uche2nna:
O nwero ihe mega nu!!! Gi nwa kwa nu?

Adim nma gi kwanu?

Uche2nna:
After all Jersey bu Jersey  

It depends. U dont know if Tosh named one of his rooms Jersey.

romeo:
Ndi enemi di tuuuuuuu much

hahahahhaa ikomism is a different kind of igbo language ndi awusa na aghota!!

onweghi onye ga asi na m napuru ya nwanyi (atleast na threadia)

Isi nini? Ichoro kanyi kwoo aha.  

ifyalways:
toldddddddd him oooh.
@Uche,igbo gi bu 99.0999%.i gbaliala.

Ikomi,ihula na aha gi adighi nma.werezie ire gi guo azu eze gi onu.okwu a gwula m na onu.

Uche boy ona anu kwanu Igbo.  

He was'nt sure it was dictated to him

ifyalways:
don't say this again.
i na elekota ya as what? ole onye mere gi caretaker nwanyi onye ozo? be silly there. lol
Toshiee sef a wu serious guy man,how are we sure na nwanyi ya no na new jersey? o nwekwara ike o noghi there,infact am seriously convinced na o noghi na new jersey.ndi na aga new jersey ka agba aka alota.

Yeah ma onogi na new jersey, onwere ike iwu old jersey. But lets still give him jersey. Before we nail him finally

Uche2nna:
Ebenebe Igba!!! Onye oma eliza!!!! Afo oma gi na akpu na ani (Hope I said this rite )

Uche boy kee otu emere?

ifyalways:
test my ike   spot the mistake ke,spot the diffrence ni.
Ikomi your igbo is a headache to me. . your name makes my heart beat faster PC get frozen.i know na i gaghi accept your shortcoming.Typical of all Ikomis  

Haaaaaa igaa egwu kwam ohhhhhhhh, oso gbuooo lam. lol

Raaaaapu Igbo'mu. My Igbo adighi njo, owu the writing the baaaddddd.   Or lets say wicked.

ifyalways:
wonderful ! ! !
ugbua ka i kwuru ihe na agu gi since  i said it,before i ga buru oche na airport ele ndi gaje new jersey na ndi na abata,you were waiting a game, 
Toshieeeeeeeeeeeee,buko sa anya gi mmiri.Ikomi is very deadly !here we are accusing the innocent ones esp Romy  while the main oke is left uncaged.
Ikomi wepu anya gi na ite ofe onye ozo !

Am not like that. lol. Anya mu adighi na nwunye Tosh. Owu kam lekotaa nwunye Tosh.

Ima Ify, onwegi nke ama ama eme. Owu nke emere kaa ama.

ifyalways:
a naghim agwa gi.
same thing ka i na " agba" ya?ole udi igbo wu nkea? guy,i "gbawakwa" whatever i na agba,count me out.its written and spelled " agwa" in known and generally accepted igbo.infact,iwe a biala m.
Ikomi na igbo ndi alakuba.

Whenever your right inagi ekwem zuo Ike. That was a test to see if u can spot the mistake. You've done well.

Tosh whatever be the case,lekwa ma i ga a relocate nwanyi gi. bois jisikwa iwe aga new jersey polo ugbu a.

Owu ya ka iji nwayo na ekwu? Tosh bia dowe ya ebem. I've got a high fence and 10 dogs. Boys agagi eme kwam.

ifyalways:
lol.
plural + surplus.
once again,Tosh,a marala gi okwa mmiri.d rest is left for you.

Ina ekwu Romeo. Owu kwa d same thing ka'm na agba ya.

romeo:
Ndi iro di too much

I knoooooowwwwwwww. Especially when ur after there gf's.

Anyway be careful.  

toshmann:
ana m akwado maka ule m dara na january, ileghari ya. achoro m ile ya ngwa ngwa ka m nwee ike iga new jersey this summer ga nonyere nwanyi m luru ohuru jare de thing ji m baaad

U need to be quick, ahurum Pres, Romeo and Echelon, buying tickets, njuo ha ebe ha na ga, they said New. So I thought they are not telling me the whole truth. So I added Jersey, they could'nt say yes or no. Hint Hint Hint.

Tosh just a hint.

ifyalways:
Igbo ndeewo

Ehen. Anyi anuna. How can we help?

toshmann:
BabyO gi na bu shenigua

Ohh dats true, I missed that.

BabyO, "dem jus they ban u dey go", ma owurukwa Echelon.

So wat do u think, Ha gaa bani gi ozo? And wat will ur next username be? Buko mee kanyi mara before it happens.

presido1:
Ikocrazy odika u don start to smoke crack and paw-paw leaf mixed togather again .

So wat are u saying? Are u saying na igbagi oso, . Wokem gaaa nojuo odu. U could'nt cope.

We all know that NnenneIgbo in one night of rage, jiri iwe tuwa her computer just becos u under performed.

She had to wait a long time for car boot sales to come to her area, ka ogoru another PC.

Pres lazy man

Okay, I agree. Meee ka Ifyalways mara onye winiri nu between gi na (nnenneIgbo).   

I must let u know na nwa ahu gbara last London Marathon. So heart ya na e'bitty, na e'racee kwa ka nke horse.

And ona aku lawn (sorry long) tennis.

Gaa mee cheeee na owu joke 

Gaa kwa juo Pres, ihe mere ya emee withdraw?

romeo:
, Nne i trust you now!! 2 or 3 rounds ka anyi ga eme?

Shame. When ur mates are going 6 to 10. Even she does not take anything less than 5.

Aba'nam

ifyalways:
iwu onye anwuru  

         .

Ichoro anwuru?

Someone is practising play writing, whereby u create a dialogue.

Nne ji si ike.   

You are creative. 

@topic

I object

Nigerian men, you've wrongly described them through the one you met.

I know a lot of them who would marry a girl for 3 reasons. Smart, tells them off rightly, and good in bed(I mean that doesn't snore )

romeo:
okwu ka i kwuru

In other words. [size=14pt]Word[/size]

romeo:
ohhhhhhhh ikpu ezi

LOL, unu agaaa egwu'm na thread aghaaa.

Now Romeo do u know na owu Nwando ka ina agwaa ihe ahu, and I suppose u know I don't joke with Nwanbaby. 

Dont take that joke too hard, lol. Listen am wishing u the best of everything. May u get all u want, and may ur cooking pot have a permanent place. lol

ifyalways:
lol.
Ikomiri,gbara okwu gi nuo.hapum hand buko.ite mmiri m dibu na be nnam but now a paralam ya paga na ulo fake. . . Ikomi leave me hand ike okwu a dighim.
lets see na ulo uka.

Now on a serious note. Iggaaaaa etiyenrem aja na garri buko. 

A great song for sunday though.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3t4Uuyw4gdo&feature=related

ifyalways:
lol
Ikomi back to sender.buru gawa.a bum authentic moderator na ulo nnam na ulo Faketan.Infact more than a moderator sef,a wum chairlady i don't need any.
Ngwanu i banua m,m gwa somebody ya banua gi too from her bedroom.
now buru that your moderator nshi na ahuru gawa front buko.

lol ibe m ha ndi ukwe,munwa onye choir.
modurato. . .modurentoo. . . .moduorator. . .moduranshi

Owugi mu kwuru, owu akpukpo nso. A man (so in this case a woman) can not serve two masters.

Ulo nna gi, na ke Faketan?  May I ask, nwere cooking pot(ite ekpu)? Kee ebe ono? Ono ebe fake ka obu ulo nnagi.

This is where I subscribe to the words. Ebelebe Igbaaa 

Bikonu onwere onye huru Nwando? onwekpa gi onye na ahu ya eba.

@Domino
Kee side Ib ibi owu challege?

@Ifyalways
Igaaa ah'likee iwu moderator? Ha nyere'm the position, so am passin it on.
Cos n'nara di position I would virtually ban everbody. Including u.

romeo:
key = igodo
mkpishi = for roasting meat
mkpishi ode = pen

ifyalways:
Lol.Ikomi nwoke igbo alakuba o kwa i hula ya now? o dikwa behuge.mmadu abuo cha Mo-men laghachi back to the villa buko.igbo gi na ada ka akidi na nti.

key = igodo . . . .central igbo/igbo izugbe.

Romeo ona anu Igbo?

Am going to take a logical look at this and solve the mystry once and for all.

Romeo as shakespear narrated in his story is either an English boy\man, so how come onye Igbo jiri na za Romeo is beyond my comprehension.

However lets imagine that either colonization, migration or globalization made onye Igbo adopt the name Romeo, but if we go back to the story as narrated by shakespear. Romeo was a young man who would do anything for a lady, in other words Juliet just happens to be the character shakespear chose for his story, then can we assume that in shakespears thought Romeo could as well have died for any girl he loved. If that is the case, why should I (Ikomi) be surprised that a man that has chosen the name Romeo will support any girl/woman if by any event he can not find a Juliet but this girl/woman comes by the name Ifyalways.

Ike unu abuo adighim. Both of u agreeing to the same thing sounds to me like conspiracy rather than fact.

Ad simply end by letting both of u know la Iwe abialam.

nalijah07:
Hi all - I am AA. My boyfriend Nigerian.

My boyfriend does a lot for his family (monetarily and otherwise). I love that he is so responsible, and I have a great amount of respect for him. However, he has another brother and I've noticed that not as much is expected from him. When I've asked him about it in the past, he says that it is his duty as the first son.

Is this the norm? What exactly are some of the responsibilities of a "first son"? It pains me to see him work so hard, and then have to bear the brunt of responsibility for others, when there are other siblings that can help out as well. Is this fair?

"The only proof that one lived is to impact on others lives positively"

Strengthen him give him all the support u can muster, yes its very tough no doubt, but don't forget he is helping a soul out somewhere(be it his brothers, sisters, friends, it might even be a community). And that has always been the quality of great people, no matter how small they contribute.

But don't hesitate to remind him he should at the same time think of your future together, and no matter what, not forget you by the side in his quest to be a superman. lol.

Am sure he will love u more for that, at least his level of responsibility as you have well noted says it.

And watch the advices u might get from narrow minded people.

It might help out "to live like ur gonna die tommorrow and learn like your gonna live forever"

I understand why OBJ pities Nigeria.

Some elders are busy roaming about, campaigning that instead of corrupt officials exposed and prosecuted, they should rather be sectrely told not to steal again and given a pat in the back.

Probe with caution, Tahir warns lawmakers
By PAUL ORUDE, Bauchi
Monday, April 14, 2008

Second Republic minister of Internal Affairs, Dr. Ibrahim Tahir has called on the House of Representatives panel probing the $16 billion spent on power sector by the Olusegun Obasanjo government to be cautious, saying the revelations coming from the exercise are capable of causing more harm than good in the long run.

Tahir, in an interview with Daily Sun, says: “The enquiry that is going on at the National Assembly and things it could open up is like running a three-legged race in a track that is strewn with eggs. Maybe you shouldn’t run the race at all and probably leave situations and give the state its peace.”

He argued that even though the House, through the Committee on Power, means well, “if there is a lot of argument now, a lot of confusion and mystery about where the billions of dollars went, I am not one of those who will be surprised. As to the timing of that enquiry, I would have thought that what has been done cannot be undone.”
The Talban Bauchi said further: “It is my hope that the matter will be handled with the greatest delicacy by the National Assembly. I am one of those who do not believe in corruption.

“If Nigeria is really serious about fighting corruption, we should copy China and the Soviet Union of those days in terms of the punishment they meted out to economic saboteurs. I feel sad, but there’s a way to deal with corruption. Everyone handling the fight against corruption should do it with restitution in mind rather than humiliation and public disgrace. It should be done quietly, privately and in the most discrete manner. Handle those who represented your country’s image with care and make sure you recover what has been made away with. You do not, in the process of cleaning up, become the swimmer in glue.

“It should be done in camera. Make it a committee matter and try and clear the gallery and do this thing in private and issue statements on what you’ve found in such a manner that it does not shake the tree, not to talk of digging out its roots. If you are sure something has been taken and if you have proof, make sure it is returned. The consideration should be the safety of the nation.
“I have this fear about Obasanjo era and so many big actors in it that you might end up not being able to achieve much other than stirring up one almighty commotion. Handle with ease, handle with great caution. It makes very big showmanship. It makes a great deal of heroes out of persons who normally should not have been heard of because they are minding their own private lives carefully and not pushing themselves into any difficulty.

“But at the level it is going on now, I hope the legislature has given the security services a great deal of time to prepare to defend our internal peace and internal order. Some processes are good for democracy, but the country has been made somewhat ramshackle in the last eight years.”
Tahir spoke further on other national issues.