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Politics › Re: Ibrahim Babangida Seriously Sick, Emaciated, Unable To Walk Unaided - ThisDay by Ilaje44(m): 7:26pm On Apr 18, 2016

ijaw1stson:
http://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2016/04/18/babangida-reportedly-seriously-ill/

Wish the ass of a hole could be fed to crocodiles alive. He destroyed the Nigeria I loved. IBB, akutuku e lona orun. Eleribu something

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 11:52am On Apr 16, 2016

Elemure are ijala n'ede Ekiti, o romantic gan init:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOIcCUh-M4M

Politics › Re: Abia Civil Servant Born In 1961 (Photos) by Ilaje44(m): 6:17pm On Apr 10, 2016

piagetskinner:
Naso them go dey lie about their age.... This man was born in the 20s

You people should give the guy a break if you don't have biometric evidence to disprove his claim that he was born in 1961.

Politics › Re: Abia Civil Servant Born In 1961 (Photos) by Ilaje44(m): 4:46pm On Apr 10, 2016

Ponponkon:
In a verification exercise conducted on Wednesday 6th,April 2016, many over-aged workers were spotted, many proxy representation and other irregularities were discovered. You can imagine the man on this picture claiming to have been born in 1961 while in real sense his grand children may be walking on the streets looking for jobs.

While the government is working hard to see to the welfare of it’s citizens, it behoves on the citizens to have a change of attitude and stop sabotaging the efforts of the government. These actions therefore calls for the correction of institutional and structural defects without which the problems will continue without to defy known solutions.

http://abiaonline.gov.ng/?p=3277

Do you guys have to write this whole incoherent essay just to say that the man in the picture looks older than his age? Is that really necessarry? And by the way, what factual evidence do you have to support your claim that the guy is not actually the age he says he is? Did you conduct a scientically verifiable test to determine his age?

Suffering does make people appear older than they really are, and a substantial amount of the population are REALLY suffering in Nigeria, and it did not start now. Even in the time of plenty when the idiot of a president was busy sharing the money that should have been used to uplift a lot more people to just some few goats in his barn yard, and some few other vocal goats outside, poverty was well pronounced.

Hence, I would advice this propaganda writer to give the man a break if you don't have concrete evidence that he's lying about his age.

Politics › Re: Islamization: Afikpo Igbos Are 80 Percent Muslims by Ilaje44(m): 3:21pm On Apr 09, 2016

HammerTheirPapa:
My Igbo friend told me that Igbo culture and Islam are immiscible, they can never mix.

Igbo are peaceful live and lets live people, but Islam wants to force you to do things it's own way, that's why we yorubas call the religion "Imale" which means "hold or forcing people on the ground".

Islam allows suicide but in Igbo culture a suicidal corpse is an Abomination to even touch.

Igbos must never bend to Islam, they are foundation and the backbone of christianity and if they fall to that evil religion then nigeria will become a truely islamic country and Igbo must never let that happen.

the community that allowed their land to be used to build mosques must be sanctioned!

Say "No to Islam" in the south, you Igbo were never conquered by the fulanis like our people in kwara and must stay religiously conservative if you must survive the fulani incursion.
If they entice you with money to convert to Islam, take their money, it's your oil money, go elsewhere in Igboland and remain christian while chopping your money.

Imo lile yatosi lati fi ipa mu enia mo 'le. Imo lile = imale.

Politics › Re: Queen Elizabeth Hosts Obasanjo,Kofi Anan At Commonwealth Day Service 2016(pics by Ilaje44(m): 1:14pm On Apr 09, 2016

bonechamberlain:
u should have stated ur own opinion without quoting me, as its obvious I wasn't talking to u, since u have decided to reply with insults and throw decorum to the wind. i must say u are a big fool. whether being a signatory or not no nation is bound by the decision of the ICJ, it has no instrument of sanction, its powerless. bakassi was Cameroon land since 1884, yet it was in the 21st century under a leader with colonial mentality that Cameroon remembered that the ICJ should decide on the status of the territory. illiterate mumu, if u don't know anything about the international system and the horse trading that goes on, keep quiet, and if u know state it as ur own opinion, not going about with insults quoting people. rubbish.

This is not a matter of opinion. The court did not base it rulings on opinion, but on evidence tendered before it.

The nonsense you and your likes continue to spread about Obasanjo selling Bakassi is just what it is, absolute nonsense.

Business › Re: Help! First Bank Is Charging Me Monthly Withdrawal Fee On My Savings Acct!! by Ilaje44(m): 12:11pm On Apr 09, 2016

[quote author=toocoded post=44540268][/quote]
Please don't be silly now, will you! Though it could be difficult for you to decipher, but I can assure you by my life, that I do indeed know a lot more than you.

And if the society were not that rotten, no one will advice first bank before they change their yeye thief thief policies. They would just repent unconditionally after being severely punished for the daylight robbery they are perpetrating.

And lastly, if you run a business, I hope you don't emulate FBN. One day, you may steal from someone who is crazier than you, and he will certainly make sure that you pay for all your iniquities. There's nothing bad in being honest.

Politics › Re: Queen Elizabeth Hosts Obasanjo,Kofi Anan At Commonwealth Day Service 2016(pics by Ilaje44(m): 11:50am On Apr 09, 2016

bonechamberlain:
he should never have gone to ICJ in the first place, going there means he was going to accept whatever the outcome was.

The silliness of a lot of Nigerians especially the young supposedly educated adult is alarmingly baffling. You said he shouldn't have gone to ICJ, who told you that stinking lie that it was Obasanjo who went to court? You know what, when you happen to be sued to court as a powerless individual (just here in Nigeria), I would advice you to stay away from the court, and see what will happen to you. Nonsense and ingredient!

And for your information, Bakassi rightfully belongs to Cameroon even though Nigeria has taken it by force all these years prior to the court ruling and the handover.

If you do not want to be bound by the decision of the ICJ, you should never have been a signatory to the treaty setting up that court. You can definitely not eat your cake, and still hope it remains. Obasanjo did not sell Bakassi as continually being alleged by numbskull know it all professors of international law, but masters of nothingness.

Bakassi was Cameroonian land as agreed in the 1884 partition of Africa and all subsequent treaties thereafter between the Kingdom of Great Britain and the German Empire.

Business › Re: Help! First Bank Is Charging Me Monthly Withdrawal Fee On My Savings Acct!! by Ilaje44(m): 3:32am On Apr 09, 2016

toocoded:
@ first, i was very mad when i saw these charges, but then i began to reason it out that the mother bank (cbn) gave them a lead on by introducing stamp duty charge (N50) and total removal of COT. so i began to ask maself, how are they suppose to survive, pay their workers, maintain their servers, apps like online/mobile banking, get their international recognitn&certifications, adverts and so on. Bad credit and so on and u still want them to give d best? Bikonu, lets analyze these things b4 we spit out vernom cos our government caused all these. My advise, if u are no longer comfortable with these banks charges, please withdraw your money, close all your accounts and try the orthodox means (put/save ya money 4 house). Gracias.

I thought you were going to offer a logical advice after doing your analysis, but I'm not surprised that you asked people to keep their money under their pillows if they do not agree with the bank robbing them in the brightest of day.

If you had done a diligent analysis, and carefully read what people are talking about, you would not have come up with that line of thought.

There's nothing wrong paying bank fees if you know the reason you're being charged. And if you were opportuned to have banked with a real bank and not these Nigerian kalokalo organisations, you'd understand that the agitations against the daylight robbery is very much needed.

When you opened an account, you signed a contract with the respective banks at the prevailing terms. Now, since almost every thing in life is dynamic, there's bound to be changes along the line. As a contract partner, if there are changes to the terms of agreement, these should normally be communicated in order to allow the other party to decide if they want to continue on the basis of the new conditions.

However in Nigeria, what you see is that anyone can just wake up and implement a new policy without any prior notifications which is not how things should be done.

For me, the best way to tackle this menace is to go for a kind of class action and make one of these kalokalo houses a scapegoat. But then, the average Nigerian is an impatient being. He is busy looking for instant miracle instead of walking the real walk however difficult and agonizing it is.

Health › Re: Help : I Underwent Appendectomy, I Haven't Been The Same Again by Ilaje44(m): 6:54pm On Apr 06, 2016

Daninya11:
In 2011,I was diagnosed with Appendicitis. I underwent surgery to remove the ruptured appendix. It's 5 years now and I still feel uncomfortable.

Before these time, I can stay up to 2 days without using the loo. I hardly experience any form of stomach pain or rumbling noise in my stomach. But after undergoing Appendicectomy, I can hardly eat or drink water without experiencing mild or severe stomach pain, stomach noise and using the loo up to 5 times a day.

I also find it difficult digesting some food like pounded yam as I end up with constipation. I usually throw-up after eating draw soup like ogbono, okro and ewedu. I also feel dizzy when I consume fatty food.

Are all these, the aftermath of undergoing Appendicectomy??..

I also have had an appendix operation, and I cannot confirm any of these symptoms you mentioned. Perhaps you should consult your doctor for advice. If there's a possibility to do a CT scan of your lower abdomen, please do. You can also go for Colonoscopy, but its not a comfortable undertaking.

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Culture › Re: 131-year-old "Iya Orisa" Living Under Olumo Rock - Photos by Ilaje44(m): 11:05pm On Apr 04, 2016

familyrocks:
I dont know why we waste money on advertising tourism cuz I am still yet to see anyone come to Nigeria just for that sole purpose. We should just maintain these kind of places for history, historical/archaeological studies

There's no facility for tourism. The lackadaisical government approach to development and the unruly behaviour of an average Nigerian are also very big deterrents to the development of tourism in Nigeria.

Imagine being surrounded by beggars everywhere on a purported touristic complex. Dirt and defecation is all around the corner. Despite all the negative experience, the Olumo rock complex is definitely worth a visit. I'd recommend a guided tour.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Senator Mike Sonto's Gold Cars And Stacks Of Cash [PICS] by Ilaje44(m): 5:10pm On Apr 04, 2016

Esseite:
when you have a country more corrupt than Nigeria....... what do you expect?

imagine flaunting such with such effrontery and authority.

Kenyans, as a Nigerian I pity your nation.

You should pity Nigeria more, because as a matter of fact, Kenya is in many aspects ahead of Nigeria.

Nigeria is more the powerless giant that has been incapacitated by many years of bigotry, corruption, break down of law and order, and nepotism among others. Almost everything handled by the Nigerian government seems not to work.

The Nigerian government is more or less an haphazard institution without any idea how a modern nation is run.

Car Talk › Re: Why Do Nigerians Avoid Diesel Cars When Buying A Vehicle? by Ilaje44(m): 3:32am On Apr 03, 2016

[quote author=obinna222 post=44305250][/quote]Hello Obinna222,

thanks very much for your reply. I think I am too old now to autodidactically start to dabble into auto repair. If I have to start now, learning by seeing/doing would be the more appropriate. I suppose I have to go for petrol engine then.

Thanks once again.

Car Talk › Re: Why Do Nigerians Avoid Diesel Cars When Buying A Vehicle? by Ilaje44(m): 5:52am On Apr 01, 2016

obinna222:
My fuel gauge at Ore and at Owerri.

Hello Obinna222, can I ask you a question or two? Are you in Lagos? If yes, where do you service your diesel car if you're still using one or where did you use to service the car in case you longer drive diesel powered car?

I am thinking of bringing in a European modell Peugeot 407 Esplanade to Naija for personal use while I am on a visit later this year. For my short stay, I'd probably wont need to care about servicing, but the car will be put to use by family members thereafter I suppose, so it would be good to know where to bring in the car for maintenance.

I'd appreciate your reply or that of any other person, especially the guy that says he does the repairs by himself. The one that argued with his uncles regarding diesel vs. petrol cars.

Thanks

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 6:15pm On Mar 10, 2016

Come away with me:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c1V5Wk9gb4U

If I aint got you:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ju8Hr50Ckwk

Usher, Alicia Keys - My Boo:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v3jcxgfwXsM

Mario - Let Me Love You:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8FTyEdLjqA

Shaggy - Angel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_j_HYMUakpk

Properties › Re: Applying Lessons From Nairaland To Micro-manage Building 5BDR Duplex From Abroad by Ilaje44(m): 8:29pm On Mar 08, 2016

Ilaje44:
Why did you stop using rebtel? I compared the tariffs, Rebtel is a tick cheaper than Boss Revolution in my case. I pay 3 Euro cent per minute, actually 2.5 which however is due to the fact that I am an old customer.

Properties › Re: Applying Lessons From Nairaland To Micro-manage Building 5BDR Duplex From Abroad by Ilaje44(m): 8:27pm On Mar 08, 2016

EgunMogaji:
I stopped using Rebtel and now using Boss Revolution from the US. Cheaper.

Why did you stop using rebtel? I compared the tariffs, Rebtel is a tick cheaper than Boss Revolution in my case. I pay 3 cent per minute, actually 2.5 which however is due to the fact that I am an old customer.

Properties › Re: Applying Lessons From Nairaland To Micro-manage Building 5BDR Duplex From Abroad by Ilaje44(m): 7:48pm On Mar 08, 2016

BrabusNG:
Whatsapp call or Viber calls to get live video update if necessary.

Sow a smartphone into the life of your site manager.

@Mayor78

Data is not all that reliable, and most importantly cheap in Nigeria. Else, Skype, WhatsApp, and Viber would be great choices. I don't know where you live, but I have been using www.rebtel.com for a number of years now. They are not the cheapest, but cheaper than Skype (the paid service) to Nigeria at least, and call quality is better than most other VOIP services. Give it a try.

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Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 7:41am On Mar 08, 2016

An ma le n'ube o aghan ira mi dede. Se o mi yon? Se arifo ja to odon ghan? A ghan ghun dede wa o.

Howdy good fiful! I hofe I am bery bery good all af you. Yoowa! Me, I dey manage an por de small Dollar wey I get am from my abokina.

Nna ka nne, ndewo nu! How markaiti? Hope all isi goodu. Havu a goodu time.

What is wrong with Seun and this nonsensical word censorship? So abokii which means friend in Hausa is now not useable on Nairaland Forum?

Romance › Re: Teen Runs Away From Home In Enugu; Found Pregnant For Lagos Boyfriend (pic) by Ilaje44(m): 9:38pm On Mar 04, 2016

Smartguy001:
Abeg say 18yrs old na teenager...see bosom n I know say d backa go bad sef...

And dey r still calling her teenage hmmmmm

Well, people in the "age" bracket between 13 and 19 are called Teenagers, because they are in their "teen" ages i.e. ThirTeen, FourTeen, ..., NineTeen. Have a wonderful weekend from this midage man.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 11:42pm On Feb 05, 2016*

udysweet:
@ilaje44,hahaha!but he's my paddy na,abi u get anoda title for am ni? @magneto hun,how u been? Uav a supporter in ilaje o,waiting to see wch adjectives I use in qualifying u(shei I get am our teachers in d house)lool! Hope ur gud? Been a while. Have a great weekend. @bisjosh,good work ke? Na @siamia get thread o,or u want her to fine me say I dey claim her thread ni? She's d one doing a "good" job here mbok,lol! Uav been also very silent,kilode? Nice to read from u and tnx for d mention.don't worry val dey show up,might be a secret admirer lurking smwer u nev noticed*winks*
@daughterofdavid welcome,how's ur day? Me am daughter of zion o,lol!
To everyone else,too numerous to mention,hope ur day went well? Do have a great nite and wonderful weekend ahead*hugs*

Udilicious Udy, enu mi ko ni won ti ma gbo wipe iya tisha ti mord. I thought it was already a done deal ni o when Missbronzie was sharing hot pants to you and others, and you were planning to wear yours to Enugu. tongue

Anyroads, since I be baba Ilaje, and someone else is the daughter of DafidO, while you are from Sioni, so make I kuku dash ye these songs from Boney M.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVQg_-e9fU4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYK9iCRb7S4

Masha Allah!

Baba Ilaje is a cool daddy:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=otna9Pe3jWg

And this for all these special leaders:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGflUbPQfW8

And a lil bit merengue to make you shake: Guayando, viva Fulanito:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gaKMN3OWWng

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pav_tcg_-08

Politics › Re: Zara John: "I Miss My Boko Haram Husband Who Impregnated Me" by Ilaje44(m): 7:12pm On Feb 05, 2016

MrOgbaje:
The name is too fake sha... Which core hausa girl from Borno bears ZARA JOHN

Ironically, Borno and Yobe are largely Kanuri territories. Not everyone that speaks Hausa is an Hausa man/woman.

Career › Re: My Experience With A Chinese Man Today In My Workplace by Ilaje44(m): 2:58am On Feb 05, 2016

Frank3n2:
They are what??

[color=orange] They are YELLOW, while the West Indians are dubbed RED. Meanwhile, Arabs are the BROWNIES. BLACK n WHITE are terms for people of AFRICAN n EUROPEAN origins.[/color]

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Nairaland General › Re: Cow Shedding Tears After Seeing Knifes They Would Use To Kill Him (photos) by Ilaje44(m): 2:32am On Feb 05, 2016

konji1:
This is really touching..I never knew that some animals have feelings like we humans..According to the sender of the pics, he said while taking pictures, he noticed the cow shedding tears after seeing the knifes they would use to kill it....Watch the pictures closely,you will notice the tears on the ground..#SoTouching..

Source: http://www.melogist.com/cow-shedding-tears-after-seeing-knifes-they-would-use-to-kill-him-photos/

Oju ni malu ng ro, obe ko dara lorun.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 7:20pm On Feb 04, 2016

udysweet:
@magneto
Lmao! Hey dear,how u doing? Happy last day\sunday of the month,lol! @ilaje44 egbon o kilo sele o,why u dey harrass my padi na? Loool! No worry when magneto ready,I go giv am directions to my family house for Uyo,e no far frm Enugu likee dat,lol
@torqque,u use style bone ur frnd,God dey naim be poor man prayer. And then why u guys shushing @otokx? "Everything that happens in paris stays in paris" lol! If dis the very vocal ota dat I knew insid dat group,trust me he cnt be hushed except u guys sent emissary to beg him to shush,lol! But anyways some pple lived in dat "paris" before o. *winks*
@siamia,tnx for d new year msgs,my biz is fine. Quick one,I follow ur other thread because we're from d same akwa ibom and I noticed u hvnt posted a while but ur recent post is abt inviting pple into the whatsapp group of this thread. Hav u started another group for that thread too? I tink we need to record a success story frm dis group 1st so u can hav smtn to show dem dat it works cos the way dat msg was constructed by u seems like anyone who needs a wife or husband shd com and will find one there. So those wedding bells we were told were "tolling" shd ring out! And watch pple rush to join. My two cents tho
@nouvelle,hellos sis. How u doing today? Havnt read frm u yet o,hope ur posting smtn today. I sure am learning a lot from ur sessions*hugs*
@lolu20,wa je egba o. Leav preggy ex Gf alone mbok,lol! Dem no dey hide preg,she may jus be a bit uncomfy for now but wit time she'll be used to facing u.

Haa, udelicious Udy. So Magneto is just your padi, and I thought he's your bobo teletele ni sha. Anyroad, all live na live, and all die na die. As long as I get my iyan and obe egunsi pelu orisirisi, me no kuku mind. I say Udytown here we come. Abasi mbok!

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Travel › Re: The Nigeria Immigration Deports 6 British Citizens by Ilaje44(m): 7:53am On Feb 04, 2016

Konpresor012:
http://pulse.ng/local/nigeria-immigration-service-nis-deports-6-british-citizens-id4639121.html

Look at these buffoons. So only those guys committed an offence, and the company that employed them not? Jokers, there 2 or more parties to this crime! I hope you did not let them take any personal belongings with them as done internationally. Anyway, a lot of things are begging for reform in this god forsaken country.

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Politics › Re: Video: Pat Utomi Boldly Say To Buhari To Keep Quiet If He Has Nothing To Say by Ilaje44(m): 2:09am On Feb 04, 2016

onoja12:
WHO is this idiot again are you the only economist.utomi should shut his mouth how does devaluing the naira help the economy aside from making you poorer he should come and tell us,we are trying to push for export not encourage import,devaluation would only aid import.

Theoretically, the Devaluation of a country's currency should trigger Export, because your Exports will become cheaper for foreigners. Nigeria being an agrarian country won't be able to fully enjoy the benefits of devaluation. We tried that out already during IBB time with the IMF imposed SAP. It totally killed off our burgeoning home made manufacturing, because raw materials and Machinery/spare parts became prohibitively expensive.

Anyway, Buhari need not say he won't devalue the Naira, because that is very far from reality. What he won't do, the market has already taken care of it.

Politics › Re: James Ibori Marries Senami Sosu As Second Wife? - The Capital by Ilaje44(m): 8:57pm On Jan 31, 2016

Bishopmayowa:
All im saying is that one breast is bigger than the other. Period( from the picture above)

It's nature. Vortually, all women have one omu is bigger than the other. It is more pronounced in some, and less cospicous in others. It is not a measure of beauty at all that one pawpaw is bigger than the other in women.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 8:40pm On Jan 30, 2016

ajebuter:
I dont visit Romance section because it doesnt interest me one bit

I responded because you mentioned me

Not because im looking or its meant for me as you insinuated

No

Awon ajeborra yi sha. Won ti feran lati "insinuate" pe enikan insinuate ju. Common, let me entertain you joo. Ta lo insinuate wipe you're searching?

Oya gba Nana Mouskouri ki o fi chill joo tongue

:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvEPjroVggA?list=RDaFikNzlEUy4

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 6:36pm On Jan 30, 2016

sonofananimal:
lol!

I need a Google translator for this!

is there any English version?

Simple and plain English: Grand daddy of entertainers in the whole of Naira- and Euroland. In other words grand papa osi na nwata buru ogaranya 1 of the whole Naira- and Euroland.

Oya take this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xJTrvgfPjGY

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 6:17pm On Jan 30, 2016

sonofananimal:
sorry!

wanted to ask you this question for a long time now.

why is anytime you make a comment video must pop out?

Nicht immer, aber nur manchmal! Not always, but just sometimes. Nitori wipe emi ni grand daddy awon amuludun gbogbo Naira- ati Euroland patapata. Baba oloye ni mi tipe tipe.

Dating And Meet-up Zone › Re: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 6:11pm On Jan 30, 2016

ajebuter:
Present sir!

However, i'm 42 and not 30

So, i guess i'm not talking

Ajebo, this is the real thread for you. It's for people above 30. Originally, it was for 40+ people, but many wouldn't be qualified, so with many entreaties, Siamia dropped the age gate. So adumaadan to nje botta ati garri, o qualify daadaa. Maje ki oko e mo wipe o wa sibi sha o.

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