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Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 5:20am On Dec 31, 2015
CelebritiesRe: Adewale Ayuba's Daughter Tiwalade, Weds Today - Photos by Ilaje44(m): 11:07pm On Dec 28, 2015
iteleaye:
Listen attentively i am going to bonsue fuji sember.... Mehn, i dance Ayuba dat year o...
...chamber
CultureRe: Princess Adeola Ogunwusi: “How My Father Becoming Ooni Has Changed My Life” by Ilaje44(m): 9:21pm On Dec 28, 2015
Dsrooftiles:
Last week, City People spoke to Princess Adeola Aanuoluwapo Ogunwusi, the pretty daughter of the new Ooni of Ife, Oba Adeyeye Ogunwusi. She is 21, and a graduate of Warwick University. She is currently doing her Masters programme at the University College, London in Urban Economic Development. Her dad gave birth to her when he was 19 and since then, both father and daughter have had a deep bond.

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http://www.gistmelove..com/2015/12/how-my-father-becoming-ooni-has-changed.html
So Nigerian Pastors have made Nigerian men so powerful and fruitful, and they can now give birth to a child? Haa Naija women, tiyin bayin. Okunrin ti nloyun ni Naija abi beeko gistmelove?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 10:40pm On Dec 26, 2015
missbronze:
Nna mehn where everybody for this thread go?


I guess they are still basking in Christmas fun.
[color=cyan] I represent my side. Where you at?[/color]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 10:37pm On Dec 26, 2015
missbronze:
Hehehehehe. *I laugh in Igbo*

Wishing you well egbon.
[color=maroon]My sweetylicious aburo, I hope you enjoyed the collection. I like the storytelling style of gentleman Mike Ejeagha, and the titillating vibration of Sir Oliver. Have a bountiful and bumper 2016 in advance.[/color]
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m):
Better late than never. This is my way to wish you all a merry season. Na Igboland I land musically this time. I am a damned traditionalist joo tongue. Enjoy (especially for AdaNne and Udyhoney oops sorry I wanted to say Udysweet, the Enugu traveller grin):


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=prPMgfTian4&list=PLFC30C118CEAA4265&index=4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49rvilpbeUs&list=PL119B498635A8478A


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=39mbPf8HGiQ&list=PLFC30C118CEAA4265


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgokI_Tr96Y


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wCw_DJNDxB0

And for Magneto, here's something Urhoboish:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cQRzL9V21V4
PoliticsRe: What Happened To Our Reserves When Oil Was $120 Per Barrel by Ilaje44(m): 9:14pm On Dec 24, 2015
olawalepopoola:
The yorubas have a wise saying that goes thus "ti omode subu, yio boju weyin, be agba ba subu, yio wo iwaju" meaning "if a young person falls down, he will look at the back, if an elderly person likewise falls down he will look forward"
Ashipa owe niyen o. Bayi l'owe na ti lo: Ti omode ba subu, a boju wo iwaju, ti agba ba subu, a boju wo ehin. A wo ehin lati mo ibi ti o ti f'ese ko.

A child falls and looks forward.
When an adult falls, he looks back, to know where/what he tripped on.
FamilyRe: Husband Beats Pregnant wife for flogging his Dog...! by Ilaje44(m): 9:08pm On Dec 24, 2015
Omotayor123:
One of the three dogs in the house *Her husband being a pet lover (Dog Especially)* gave birth two weeks ago and had since become unbearable to accommodatewith her 24/7 barking. Most Neighbors could hardly sleep at night with her consistent barking.

The wife couldn't take it this evening and beat the Dog with a stick to keep her quite. The husband who was Mad at her action did not hesitate
Nitori eran Ogun lo se lu iyawo e? O dun mi wipe ng ko je aja mo, mo ba fi awon aja wonyen bo Ogun, ti Ogun ba ti gba eje ati ori aja naa tan, ma wa fi iyokun se asun.

Nonsense and ingredient!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 6:49pm On Dec 22, 2015
magneto:
Dj fiki fiki ilaje44 grin ...abeg I nor understand ur ilaje langua o! Emi awon ibo/urhobo ni o...ese gan!
Magnetic Magneto, if I am spoken Ilaje, you are not able to understood it, because Chief Zebrunaira alias Okoriolando 1 of 30+ Kingdom, are have powerful to be obahaigbo you.

I said, we will not accept only Okpa as bride price even if it were to fill 10 containers.

I yaff reacha lander. Let yourself be karid, and your first will never resemble your landlord.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 10:46pm On Dec 21, 2015
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 10:20pm On Dec 21, 2015
udysweet:
Hahahaha! Chai,NL o,making me happy since july 2013!
@missbronze bia dis my nwannem nwanyi,pls be sure to be present to offer toast on our wedding day o,when magneto finally magnets udysweet(abi no b u matchmake us ni,lol)
@ilaje44,u and magneto don join dis "lips" issue ni. I tot d mata had died dwn o,was a hot topic for a while b4 u guys joined,now una do re awaken am,lol! Mak I go remove dat dp mbok,lol(by d way I filteredt it o)
@ilaje44,pls sir are u into music?I see a lot of music videos links,u seem to hav a sizeable collections churning out wats best for each scenario. Abg find one to describe my mood now mbok. Apologies also,I hv noticed d "ilaje" in ur name,so now I knw d lang u and @fourfunmi converse in. But I think "ilaje" is found in almost all d riverine areas in naija abi? I might be wrong o.
@halexito,loverboy extraordinaire,lol! Nice write up dear.
@bisjosh,am fine dear. How did your day go?
@all(honestly d list is growing I can't keep up wit names,make I no offend dos I fit forget to list,lol. But trust me I'll edit my list again)hope our day went well? And harmattan nko? Not much lik dat in lag but enof to mak me go abt wit hanky and tissue cos of dust and sneezing,lol!
@myminder,I called u out?lol! U dnt let go tins,do u?
Have a great nite.
One last one,magneto. So na only okpa u wan use mesmerize me? Oda o,kontinu,lol
Udysweet, abegi, ma binu. Mi o mo wipe lips woyen ti da gobe sile tele tele ri. My mouth no go put me for gbege sha, him dey too like to talk wetin my eyes dem see.

Ilajes are indeed found wherever this water, but we are mostly at home in Ondo state. You will find us in Gabun, Cameroon, Akwa Ibom, Cross River, Rivers, Delta, Ogun, Lagos, Benin republic...

Magneto, Okpa nikan ko ni wa fi fe Udy o. Gbo nkan ti Oritsefemi so nibi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fy4yd1ZDDd0

Udy, nitori wipe omo alayo ni e, ijo ayo ti ya:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YajjHPpLG-o
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 10:06pm On Dec 21, 2015
siamia:
Torqque, oya cut and chop.... smiley
10k you, but i'm watching my weight.
FoodRe: What Is This Fruit Called In Your Native Language? by Ilaje44(m): 7:27pm On Dec 21, 2015
Tirham1:
Hausa:agwaluma
Eleyi, yorubanized Hausa ni.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 4:54pm On Dec 20, 2015
Nipple:
lol. I'll pass o until I perfect my Ondo.
I guess you must be from the Ekiti kete/Ondo egi angle then?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 2:10pm On Dec 20, 2015
Nipple:
Thank you for your kind words words. I'm struggling to read your dialect. You write it so deeply.
If you wanna learn Ilaje, aunti FourFunmi would be a great help grin. Try to get her attention wink. Which Yoruba dialect do you speak/understand (Ibadan, Egba, Ijebu...)?

Oya, you can set the ignition with this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6y_4_b6RS8
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 11:22am On Dec 20, 2015

@ Udysweet
I didn't get where you inquired about our language. Ijebu bawo? Take a look at my user name, what is left if you take away the figures (numbers)?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 11:10am On Dec 20, 2015
Nipple:
Mo wish ara mi the same or better. smiley

I'm not a many words person so I'm not sure how much I can tell except I'm asked. I do better talking than writing. So this is me 28,single,working a job I don't like, away from my family, anticipating a lonely Christmas.
Did I say I pushed my friends away? Errm, not really. They all got married and had kids and there was less and less things to talk about. You can tell already that I'm at that age everyone expects you to be settled or about to and that's the only discussion they want to have with you when they see you. So, I've stayed away from friends and relatives. wink you won't blame me if you were me. Now, I have just withdrawn into myself. I know it's not very healthy but I can't help it much.
Bawo ni? Kaabo!

I am sorry if family and peer pressure is making you to cut ties with families and friends. I understand Nigerians can be quite nosy and drive one to madness with their when are you getting married?, go and marry attitudes. Some do it innocently, and with the best intention, while some other just wanna torment you. Nevertheless, I do not think the best way of handling the situation is to isolate yourself. You will be compounding the situation by so doing. Hence, if people ask you such questions, the best you can do is smile, and tell 'em God's time is the best.

I hope fortune will smile upon you, and you will find your very own "ideri" pretty soon.
Since heaven only helps those who helped themselves, I would encourage you to try to put smiles on your face, and never let the situation take charge of you.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 4:11am On Dec 20, 2015
Nipple:
Errm. Ignore the username. It's an alternate my original has long since defeated anonymity so forgive me.
What I'm hoping to achieve? I just want someplace to talk away my troubles and have people listen and maybe make some friends since I have kind of pushed the ones out here away.
Ko buru o! Oya, introduce yourself without outing yourself.

Mo wish e ni ife gbigbona bi Tiwatope se so nibi:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g8CFZpC_QZs


PS: Seun, ewo ni "Tip"?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 1:45am On Dec 20, 2015
Odunharry:
ogbone.. Bawo ni?

I got learn this language wella Fron you o
Odunharry, e le. Ko ti gha ke, se o mi yon?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 11:55pm On Dec 19, 2015
Nipple:
I'm 28 and I really really want to be here. Can I stay?
And I'm single and very lonely too.
There's something about this your user name. Anyway, let me leave matter for Matthias. Who you be and what are you looking to achieve by joining us? In short, introduction yourself like Chief Zebrudaya would say.

Come roll in with this:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fUrLN4o6GRc
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 11:37pm On Dec 19, 2015
fourfunmi:
Kiri-kiri road mogha rin.
Ibo hi an gha l'eko?
Haa, mo gbo ni Ajegunle naa die. Koda ube ogbonne yemi (mama iye (anti) Meseghan) gha rin. Abi wo ma ebi Ashogban ni Ajegunle? Mo ti gbagbe oruko opopo ghan.

Ona mi jen le Eko gan. Ko nomba re le mi nibe: ilaje(at)live.com. Paaro (at) pelu @. O daaro ran. Ji a ghun n'ayo.
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m):
choix007:
U seem a nice love song DJ... DJ scratch it Emm

Bro u shud no better, can't make that mistake of leaving her alone with 2baba...
Abi ke! I dey try small. I get a collection of music wey if you play them, him go difficult for the omalicha to hold on to her shakara for long.

R. kelly and Ginuwine are good to listen to if you wanna get in the mood. You can then top it up with some Luther Vandross, Barry White or Lionell Richie (and the Commodores).

Here's Flavour's flavour:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2lUFM8yTtUc
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 9:11pm On Dec 19, 2015
choix007:
Hmmmm, that's not inspiring.. Am heart broken
Don't let your heart be broken. If her soup sweet, I'd advice you to go hire 2face or Flavour to help you sing for her. But don't ever leave her one second alone with 2Face if it's him you decided to hire tongue.

But I think this one sung by Bracket would tickle the right nerves on her:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jcFtTtvj0U
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 9:00pm On Dec 19, 2015
fourfunmi:
Haaa! Buoda mi aghan rin o!
Iye,iye, baami; oma abaala rin; oma megbodofo ati aworetan gha rin.
Oma 'laje mogha rin...infact mahin-tedo l'oja baami.
Aah, e le yemi! Aiye lala, sugban bo ti lala to, oja aiye gha rin ke. Oja bami Abaala gha rin. Oma Aiyenuro mo gha rin. Yemi re se oma Odun Odogun rin. Oma Aworetan mo gha rin nati odon yemi.

Oja yi wo gha n'Eko?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 8:52pm On Dec 19, 2015
missbronze:
You are welcome. feel free to mingle, twingle and rekindle.

If any lady catches your attention here, feel free to approach. If she gives you those women shakara, report her to me.

Your coke and groundnut will be served to you by our udyswerry.
Aah, I thought it's oga madam Siamisa that is serving the "obi" and "epa"?
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 8:49pm On Dec 19, 2015
choix007:
Funny enough I love singing but my voice is like a damaged wheel barrow...
Aah, my voice is worst.

Anyway, enjoy this one, if the girl is in love, she won't care. Only the message matters:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v_sMYUVyw4I&list=RDuutHIP6B6cs&index=7
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 6:34pm On Dec 19, 2015
Xerum:
Hello everyone,

I actually do not know how to start other than I stumbled on this thread, and I must say I am sooo impressed with the level of maturity, civility, sensibilily, humour etc expressed in interactions here. I wld like to say kudos to the starter and all contributors on this thread.

It is initiatives such as this that gives me hope in Nigeria, some Nigerians and the human race.

I am usually very open minded, like meeting people and try not to allow myself get inhibited by negativities that abound in the world we live in. This thread has proven that no matter how hard and rough things are, being bitter and projecting bitterness and negativities in life is a CHOICE.

Kudos everyone. Keep up the good work.

Actually never thought i'd be so moved positively to express such feedback on Nairaland. grin

This made my day!
Welccome Xerum! Wonder not why it's been civil here. Most of the people here are very matured, and a lot of them are ajebotas tongue tongue tongue. But me, I am representing my age and "pupuru ati obe orugbo".

Kaabo!
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m):
henryhemon:
[s]Dude you can go ahead and take it personal. I have made my point,if you don't like it,I wouldn't care less.
[/s]



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NQFReULPDDE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lc9T3PD-YIs
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 5:19pm On Dec 19, 2015
udysweet:
Chai dis magneto,ur own sef wan pass bronzy own o,loool!
@bisjosh,been a while,glad to see u here.
@ilaje44,ekabo sir,glad to hav u here and to also see that uav settled in fully.
Choix007,harmatan not dat bad in lag as is every were else,but d thin is still hooking us sha,lol! Aaawww,dnt mind @missbronze dat ddnt matchmake u,dis match maker come and finish ya work,mbok,lol!
@fourfunmi,dis una language ,me no undertsnad o,is it ijebu language?
Halexito d poet,d loverboy,d diehard romantic,lol! How u today dear?
@DDshow,love nwantintin,@fourfunmi must be blushing to high heavens,pls let d wedding bells ring fast jo*winks*
Oga patapata,oga to sure ju,awon olori oko general one of gbo gbo every,hahaha. Make una guess who I wan hail so? Who else if not @Toks2008,hahah(he go kill me)
How are u sir,hope ur gud.
@tollyB tnx dear for d mentions
@alabakunlekam,welcome.
@vivaciousvivi,how re u sis?hop ur doin fine now?*hugs*
@klassik,na once a green moon u dey show now abi?abg come post jo,lol
Aight guys,enjoy d rest of ur weekend,hugs
Udy, o se jare!
Magneto, if you sweet like agbalumo, I am afraid you're in danger. These lips I am seeing are made to eat the sweetest agbalumo on earth. If I were you, I would start saving for the dowry already!

Here are some songz you can play for herwhile treating her to the delicious Okpa in Enugu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2j-q_dM-3MM



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1s2CG2ZDS4


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B8FTyEdLjqA
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 3:46pm On Dec 19, 2015
magneto:
Chai, dis babe! Olenu sha....hehehehehe cheesy grin
Mi o ro wipe eniti o ng ba soro gbo Yoruba rara. Ti o ba fe toast e, o ni lati lo ko ede Ibo ati bi won se njo Nsobu Nsobu.

Favourite mi re:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uDdboHhWjV0&sns=em
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 3:27pm On Dec 19, 2015
choix007:
Good Morning EveryOne, how's the harmattan this beautiful weekend? It's the first of the last two weekends of 2015 so let's make it a memorable one.

Mizbronzy, I guess some of us will have the weekend alone since we aint on ur list #smiles, nice one dear.

Love will find us somehow, somewhere....
#MusicMoodw...listening to Kenny Rogers "someone somewhere"

Nice weekend Fam!
Aaah, odinma! Nice! Don't worry someone somewhere sometimes will sing a duet with you pretty soon.
Oya enjoy:


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eI5EQUz1gCg&sns=em
Dating And Meet-up ZoneRe: If Ur 30 Plus And Single, Let's Talk... by Ilaje44(m): 3:16pm On Dec 19, 2015
fourfunmi:
Lee o one mi... Ko ti gha ke?
Ee o! O ma ghan ke, ji a ma fo omuren. Alafia a gha rin. Oloron serun.

Oma Ilaje wo gha? Iya yi se oja re n'Igbekun?

Oma Abaala emi gha rin, sugban mo ba ghan tan ni Odun Odogun. Aghan Ibatan mi re si Iyamalere, Aworetan, Aiyenomuro, Megbodofo etc... E le yere!

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