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Christianity EtcPastor Kumuyi Of Deeper Life Ministry's Wife Dies At 57 After A Brief Illness. by ilaugh1(op): 7:05pm On Apr 12, 2009
May her soul rest in perfect peace.

Let all of us that are still in the world pray for God's merciful intervention in our lives.
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Breaks Tradition by ilaugh1: 7:03pm On Apr 12, 2009
may the god of tunder strike all of una wey dey blame the man.
PoliticsRe: Your President Is Ghostly- He Needs To Go Home by ilaugh1: 5:04pm On Apr 10, 2009
Foolish goats - what has looks got to do with governance? Some people just come here to drool over non issues. If you think he is old and cant perform, why not kill him?
RomanceRe: Can U Be In Love With Som1 U've Never Seen? by ilaugh1: 4:38pm On Apr 10, 2009
@Poster

Your next step is to give me her number while I do to her those things you have been fantasising of doing to her. i.e. fok the living daylight out of her darn pussy.
RomanceRe: She's Back And She's Got A Baby From Another Guy And She Wants Us To Get Married. by ilaugh1: 4:21pm On Apr 10, 2009
hey Poster

Tell her you have forgiven her - bring her back and fok the daylight out of her, and wen you are done, push her out to the cool cold dry night.
RomanceRe: My Experience On Nairaland: Please Share! by ilaugh1: 5:28pm On Apr 08, 2009
I dont even know what to write here - a guy has been calling you daily and speaks to you for thirty minutes and yet you come here to hoodwink us into thinking that you dont like him or that you are not enjoying the show? Decent ladies will not even speak to the guy for one minute talkless of now talking to him for 30 minutes daily unless they are interested - common, tell us you are interested in the guy rather than trying to bull shit him.
PoliticsRe: Police Brutalty In G20 Meeting Kills Man - Ian Tomlison by ilaugh1(op): 5:24pm On Apr 08, 2009
Y'all are leaving in fools paradise

in 2005, a Brazilian was shot dead - at point blank, with onlooking tube train passengers - he was innocent, he did nothing wrong, his brain and body was blasten with over 17 bullet shots, what verdict did the IPC give - the police marksman was not guilty, he committed no offence. Two years ago, a well known Naija man was being restrained in London, in the process, the Naija guy died - what verdict, no guilty verdict, and many more cases - I am begining to think people have their brains locked up when they come to their computers.
PoliticsRe: Police Brutalty In G20 Meeting Kills Man - Ian Tomlison by ilaugh1(op): 5:00pm On Apr 08, 2009
sorry y'all - my glasses is missing - someone to interprete what they have said in reply pls.
PropertiesRe: Acres Of Land Along Lekki - Epe Express Way (Just by the Expressway) by ilaugh1: 4:41pm On Apr 08, 2009
t t t t thieeffff.
PoliticsRe: Yar’adua Laments Exclusion Of Nigeria From G20 Meeting In London by ilaugh1: 4:38pm On Apr 08, 2009
bluespice:
as i said earlier,
if u would only stop to reason, lots of things wouldnt pass u by

in no way am i 'proud' of living outside Nigeria
ever stop to think that some people find themselves in places they really wouldnt want to be?


oh no!
its definitely not possible!
once u see or get the slightest feeling that a poster is not within the shores of Nigeria,
u become the big bad monster that's actually the voice of reasoning reprimanding such a person for denying the mother ship
how hypocrytical of them yeah?
Arent you concerned that all your teeth will fall out one day from too much barking on NairaLand - there are no free extra tooth anywhere, so please do it slowly.
Nairaland GeneralIs There Anyone On Nairaland Who We Can Qualify As Being Intelligent? by ilaugh1(op): 4:36pm On Apr 08, 2009
Please point me to the right person, lets see if my submission can be wrong.
PoliticsRe: Police Brutalty In G20 Meeting Kills Man - Ian Tomlison by ilaugh1(op): 4:33pm On Apr 08, 2009
@SkyBlue


Did I hear you say anything worth listening to? Let me wear my glasses properly.


@Mustafar

I am yet to see any meaningful posting you have made, this one inclusive - is the story untrue or what are you barking at? Your teeth must all be fallen out now for the way you have just barked in here - stupid goat with head twisted one side like the butt hole of a horse.
PoliticsRe: Yar’adua Laments Exclusion Of Nigeria From G20 Meeting In London by ilaugh1: 4:25pm On Apr 08, 2009
DRANOEL:
i-laugh,i-retarded,i d*ckhead,i-lost,i-confused,i-goat,i-pig tongue tongue
The last time I checked - those were the names of your Dad, your Mum, your sister, your brother, your fokinf pr ick and your stupid butt hole.
RomanceRe: How Can U Tell When A Female Have Feelings For U? by ilaugh1: 1:06pm On Apr 08, 2009
she says to you, what is the size of your condom.
TravelRe: REASONS FOR NIGERIANS TO STAY IN NIGERIA AND ARE WE REALLY GOOD PEOPLE? by ilaugh1: 1:05pm On Apr 08, 2009
Let them go - I have ways to help them get visas to most remote parts of the world if they want.
RomanceRe: Ladies Can U Get Married To A Guy Who Had A 3rd Class Degree. by ilaugh1: 11:02am On Apr 08, 2009
Some topics are just not worth discussing - what has your degree level got to do with the kind of lady you marry? What about people who dont even go to school. you are expecting them not to find ladies to marry them? Poster, you are trapped in your own failure and you want succor from people like you?
PoliticsRe: Yar’adua Laments Exclusion Of Nigeria From G20 Meeting In London by ilaugh1: 10:54am On Apr 08, 2009
@ChidiChris

What is the meaning of all you have said?
PoliticsRe: Yar’adua Laments Exclusion Of Nigeria From G20 Meeting In London by ilaugh1: 7:42am On Apr 08, 2009
ikeyman00:
i-laugh
u just cnt desist from writing bull$$hits, now forget what nigerians do abroad, what matters here, is when those critics step down to nigeria, them seeing 24-7 power supply, good roads and clean networks, decent pay work force, i doubt they will be happy!!

pls me sick of ur retard and deficent medula oblingata!! u make me sick  angry

cool

so lets sweep our house first?? rebranding right??
Can I expect anything better from a deranged half baked bloated bread like you?
SportsWhen Will Nigerian Strikers Begin To Score Such Goals Like Adebayor's? by ilaugh1(op): 7:40am On Apr 08, 2009
Who in Nigeria scores these kinds of goals?

PoliticsPolice Brutalty In G20 Meeting Kills Man - Ian Tomlison by ilaugh1(op): 7:38am On Apr 08, 2009
A man who was not even part of the G20 protest gets beaten by police and dies 5 minutes later - this is police brutality at its worst - at least this is not in Nigeria - where are the apologists?
BusinessGuaranty Trust Bank Advert On Sky - Great And Makes Me Proud As A Naija Man. by ilaugh1(op): 7:36am On Apr 08, 2009
Guaranty Trust Bank must have spent millions on their new advert on SKY - nice and graphical - seen it?
PoliticsRe: Yar’adua Laments Exclusion Of Nigeria From G20 Meeting In London by ilaugh1: 7:32am On Apr 08, 2009
bluespice:
again, ur bitterness at not living outside Nigeria seeps ingloriously from your words


Try as u might, to converse actively in a public discussion, without facts and a seemingly unbiased attitude, others will learn to quickly edge u away
exactly what is going on here
Now, this is what I am saying - you are so proud of living outside Nigeria - many of us lived outside Nigeria for ages and came back home without finding it necessary to slave for the white man, you think so lopsidedly by assuming that anyone who comments against those who live outside Nigeria do so because they ae bitter about not being able to live abroad - for your information - I will describe every city in Europe and America for you especially places you will ever dream of living but you will never get the mis fortune of living there - stupid goat.
RomanceRe: Am 24 Years Old I Have Three Men Around Me I Dont Know The Right One by ilaugh1: 7:25pm On Apr 07, 2009
which one has the longest and largest di ck? that is the one for you.
RomanceRe: How Do I Carry On? I Can't Cope Anymore! by ilaugh1: 11:56am On Apr 07, 2009
Poster

You no go fok am well wel b4 she live you?
RomanceRe: Flirting - Cool Or Uncool? by ilaugh1: 11:18am On Apr 07, 2009
Flirt with me and I ma be foking you the next day - dont mess with me.
PoliticsRe: Yar’adua Laments Exclusion Of Nigeria From G20 Meeting In London by ilaugh1: 10:12am On Apr 07, 2009
Say all you f--king want, bluespice or whatever idiotic name you go by - the way a nation is percieved in the international community is a factor of the way her citizens behave and act internationally, Nigerians - including all the goons posting on this thread, are very unruly, very rascal, brainless, dumb, crooks and international fraudsters - check the way majority of them got paprs to travel abroad and you will agree with me that they are crooks of the highest order - therefore, if the international community sees these ones and their way of life, how then can they judge the country otherwise? Even Vietnam is placing a hold on the issuance of visas to Nigerians because Nigerians go to the country and spol the country - Ghana, South Africa, China, all these countries detest Nigeria so much because of the Nigerians living amongst them - Britain detest Nigeria so much because of the Nigerians living amongst them - not because of the Nigerian leaders, not because of epileptic power supply, but because of the life style, fraudulent as it is, of Nigerians living amongst them.

So, blame yourselves, blame the way you wash your dirty clothes in public, blame yourself for fake visas, blame yourselves for the manner the international community sees Nigeria- until Nigerians abroad changes their way of life - no one will bother to count Nigeria amongst the league of natons. South Africa has the worst crime rate in Africa - yet, anything international, they are involved, they are hosting the world cup shortly, why, because their citizens now how to behave, they are wise and intelligent, but Nigeria, what do we get, we have dullards come here on NairaLand to talk and post rubbish, just because they found themselves living abroad, what audacity, if I have my way, anyime i travel abroad, and i see these nin compoop Nigerians acting silly, I will have a baton ready to knock his/her head silly until he/she knows the right thing to do - kappish.
RomanceRe: All Guys Want Her And She Said She Won't Live 4 Any. But I'm Afriad by ilaugh1: 4:33pm On Apr 06, 2009
Poster

Are you foking her or do you intend foking her or whcih one be your own?
FamilyRe: I Love My Wife, But She Brings Me Bad Luck: Read, Think Before Judging by ilaugh1: 3:11pm On Apr 06, 2009
Poster - u are a goon.

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