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RomanceRe: Am Engaged But In Love With Someone Else. by ilaugh1: 5:02pm On Apr 15, 2009
@Becky

The solution is for you to fok me ten hours a day until i black out, I have consulted the mami waters and papi waters, they have agreed, one you are ready to fok the great i_laugh for ten hours a day, then all your troubles will fly away, and for evidence, you must take a picture of your mouth over his erect dik and his fingers twisting your erect nipples, these will be shown to the mami and papi waters, once their diks are hard and their slits wet, then your trouble is solved.
Christianity EtcRe: Why Do Youths Run Away From Deeper Life Bible Church? by ilaugh1: 4:46pm On Apr 15, 2009
who told you they do?
FoodRe: Would A Subway Be Sucessful In Nigeria? by ilaugh1: 4:33pm On Apr 15, 2009
again, people talk out of ignorance - go to malls in Lagos/PH/Calabar and Abuja and see better and bigger franchaises working well.
PoliticsRe: When Will Nigeria Be Better? by ilaugh1: 4:02pm On Apr 15, 2009
Nigeria will be better when we all realise that the problem with Nigeria is with Nigerians themselves.

South Africa has the worst case of crime in Africa - have you seen their citizens making mockery of the country? Have you seen them run their leaders down for not eradicating HIV, have you seen dem curse their country for the alarming AIDS epidemic? No,

N ay, in Nigeria, any little effort made to improve the country is hailed down by Nigerians themselves, they see nothing good in their country, some wakes up and rain curses on the country, some prophesies doom, some sees nothing great in the country and use their mouth to talk so, so, how can the country improve then?
PoliticsRe: 419: Nigeria Owes Nobody Apology – Mark by ilaugh1: 3:55pm On Apr 15, 2009
Mark for President/
RomanceRe: Am Engaged But In Love With Someone Else. by ilaugh1: 2:59pm On Apr 15, 2009
na im you wan marry? you have few weeks to your wedding and you are foking another man? a man with 11 years relationship without commitment? na people like you make the issue of dik and pussie of no more meaningful issue, you have turned it into a case of do mi n do e - you are a crappy little frog - so you want to marry your fiance and live happily ever after? no way, that marriage can never succeed, you have laid the foundation for the failure from the start.

and him? when he has his own girlfriend? are u a toad or a frog? Explain to me first, so i can understand the way you think? Person no dey look your face, yes you open your pussy wide for him? Na wa o - what or wetin dis world dey turn into self? Loook, you better go wipe your slit with sand paper b4 it goes sour on you, you retrogressively humped ogle. I pity that your fiance, and to think he dips his think dik into your loose pussy without knowing that one ugly hunk just removed his own minutes ago? You are a bitch and a gagantuan mis totle.
RomanceRe: Is She Using Me Or What? by ilaugh1: 2:37pm On Apr 15, 2009
she had been told to seek a fool to transfer her HIV infection to and you had just played the willing fool.
RomanceRe: Help! I'm In Love With A Guy Who Doesn't Love Me Back by ilaugh1: 2:26pm On Apr 15, 2009
na im you wan marry? na people like you make the issue of dik and pussie of no more meaningful issue, you have turned it into a case of do mi n do e - you are a crappy little frog - so you want to marry him? when he has his own girlfriend? are u a toad or a frog? Explain to me first, so i can understand the waya you think? Person no dey look your face, yes you open your pussy wide for him? Na wa o - what or wetin dis world dey turn into self? Loook, you better go wipe your slit with sand paper b4 it goes sour on you, you retrogressively humped ogle.
PoliticsRe: Ex-gov Turaki Involved In Accident, Very Good! by ilaugh1: 11:37am On Apr 15, 2009
Something is realy wrong with the way people chose to think. Cant people for one chose to think normally and appropriately? what will it cost people to think like a human being?
BusinessRe: Suitable Shoe Shop Name In Lagos by ilaugh1: 11:13am On Apr 15, 2009
Simple - call it - bata kosi - ode koya in Yoruba. Meaning, no shoe, no outing in English.
FamilyRe: He Is Not Attractive. What Can I Do? by ilaugh1: 11:09am On Apr 15, 2009
Yes na, after we don give am advice tire, she still dey talk, una sure say she herself no ugly so?
FamilyRe: He Is Not Attractive. What Can I Do? by ilaugh1: 10:45am On Apr 15, 2009
Most women pray hard not to marry attractive men, so that they dont loose him to those small small girls out there, you are here saying you dont like what God has given you, me I don tell you, when it is foking time, plaster his face with soap or cover his face with pillow.
RomanceRe: Is This Behaviour Ok Or Getting Out of Hand? by ilaugh1: 10:26am On Apr 15, 2009
hmmmm - darn - if you were backing us in the picture, we will understand what they are after - you got the best hips that ever shook my dik in my pants while praying, men, give it to me just once and all your problems will dissolve like staks of cards.
FamilyRe: He Is Not Attractive. What Can I Do? by ilaugh1: 10:23am On Apr 15, 2009
Cover his ugly face with a pillow when foking the moda foker - you dig?
TravelRe: The Fall Of My American Dreams by ilaugh1: 11:34pm On Apr 13, 2009
@poster

You want to go to America and end up like the Naija Americans on NairaLand?
PoliticsRe: Bankole's And 4 Bullet Proof Jeeps by ilaugh1: 11:29pm On Apr 13, 2009
LadyT,

For your information -they dont sell exta toothhere onNairaLnd, so stop barking -

Sorry, as per being mad, i think you went mad the moment you were born, so people got used to your behaviour without realy knowing that your head is not correctly spewed together - mama.
PoliticsRe: Bankole's And 4 Bullet Proof Jeeps by ilaugh1: 11:07pm On Apr 13, 2009
^^^^


I hissed - my kids also hissed. I have had goverment officials walk into my office in Lagos and Abuja without announcing themselves or who they are - what the f*** is all that story for?

Some people realy reason with their butt holes turned open while their dogs lick the shit from their butt holes.
Foreign AffairsRe: Bangkok Uprising by ilaugh1: 10:43pm On Apr 13, 2009
That is a country I duff my hats to - Not these meaningless critics who ca only rant online but can do nothing in reality to effect any change.
PoliticsRe: "Nobody Goes To Nigeria"-"biggest White Elephant Ever" by ilaugh1: 10:33pm On Apr 13, 2009
Abagworo:
Nigeria is a funny country.how can tinapa work without access roads?good dualised highways must link aba and port harcourt to calabar.that's the only factor holding tinapa.anyone who has been to calabar will accept that it is the most beautiful city in nigeria but one glaring thing is the state of the narrow highway linking it to other major cities.
Another meaningless post. Swear on your Mama's head that you have been to this places lately - swear. that you know not tha what you have written are lies written to fool the ordinary people here who beleives any gabbage written, swear.
PoliticsRe: Bankole's And 4 Bullet Proof Jeeps by ilaugh1: 10:27pm On Apr 13, 2009
poor folks think big of everything, because they say it is bulet proof, you now think it is an aeoplane or what?
PoliticsRe: Bankole's And 4 Bullet Proof Jeeps by ilaugh1: 10:03pm On Apr 13, 2009
LadyT:
i_laugh honestly please stop this senseless ranting.

You have no point to make.

And how dare you insult someone parents?

angry
LadyT,

The great point maker - how dare he call me an idiot - why not ask him first? I guess you are sayin the fool is right in calling me an idiot?
PoliticsRe: Bankole's And 4 Bullet Proof Jeeps by ilaugh1: 9:58pm On Apr 13, 2009
ode remo:
am not moaning my man work out our gdp , x that with the population, what do you have . a poverty striken country . to make mater worse the small money is still being siphoned away since the 60,s . tell me what will that jeepwill protect.?
armed robber, hire killer, political asassination, look  vanity on vanity x vanity is all vanity.
Yeah right - you make me laugh with your lopsided thinking. Money is not being siphoned in America, people dont live under the bridges in America, there is no poverty in your America. There is no hired killing in America, no armed robbery, no political assasiation, in short, America is heaven - it is not only today that high ranking members of government world wide use sophisticated vehicles as their official vehicles, is it?  Whats the fuss about? I dont blame yu all, when you are so poor, all you think about is poverty, misery and penny pinching, fools.
RomanceRe: **Bringing My Wife Over To The States, Need Your Advice Pls** by ilaugh1: 9:52pm On Apr 13, 2009
Leave your wife in Nigeria. You will be thankful forever.
PoliticsRe: Bankole's And 4 Bullet Proof Jeeps by ilaugh1: 9:43pm On Apr 13, 2009
ode remo:
so we are rich , i think you have dinner with soludo last night heyn,  you have seen the acct. lol though . shocked shocked
You stay there and moan.
PoliticsRe: Bankole's And 4 Bullet Proof Jeeps by ilaugh1: 9:24pm On Apr 13, 2009
whats the big deal hypocrites - ask America and Americans how much Obama's ride cost them - whats the fuss about Jeeps for the speaker for? I guess its good if he rides in Taxi cabs - this is Naija adnt one poor African country.
PoliticsRe: Your President Is Ghostly- He Needs To Go Home by ilaugh1: 7:48am On Apr 13, 2009
Nigerians just make me sick, why has God created a bunch of fools and called them Nigerians?
Foreign AffairsRe: Obama Breaks Tradition by ilaugh1: 7:46am On Apr 13, 2009
As usual, the balck man is out o destroy another black man - stupid idiots.
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor W.F Kumuyi's Wife Is Dead? by ilaugh1: 7:09pm On Apr 12, 2009
it i not a lie - it is on the news.

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