holly-pagan:
women are devil

doesn't that make you devil spawn?

Cold faya: Common sharrap dia ebue. U wey we pursue from emmirates fa. If yaya or didier dey talk I for understand, but u; go hide one place jor. Footuballu na 90mins ooo no b on twinta. So shift

Well after all this my parra so ehn, choi dos guys go sha mellish us ooo.lol

Holy guacamole! Did you read the part where the handle was denounced as a parody account? Do you even know what a parody account is?

Pheeeew....Glad I read that. Every man has a price. If God doesn't save this cesspit called Nigeria, who will?

Messi-the best thing since sliced bread. Viva la pulga, viva Barcelona, #forza Catalunya.

carzola: y sud we hv a topic of a porn star mak d front page.. nigeria nd crab lik 5nd6

When did Naomi Campbell become an indecency star There's something you've got in that dense skull of yours. It's called a brain. Use it b4 commenting on topics like this. Gracias.

This makes no sense. I think it's a tad early to put up such a dum.b topic. This is the problem of most religious devotees. Once they don't succeed,they conjure enemies out of thin air. The black man doesn't develop he blames the white man for his plight. Mschew.

kuss: you can not serve God and mamoth at the same time.conversion is not salvation.

It's Mammon not mammoth(an extinct animal).

Abrantie: Stop hating. All you guys aspire to be Mr. Heff and you women envy Mrs Heff because she struck jackpot!

Hey don't hurl us all into the public cesspool. Quit generalising. There's something called contentment and another tagged dignity/pride. A few humans possess those virtues. We're not all wide-eyed wealth chasing vultures.

dejustice: Can you just imagine what you are, if your Head is 'Retardeen' Do the Maths - Logic.

I believe you're an id!ot sated on fermented stup!dity. You can't stomach a snide remark abi. Lowlife mental cockroach. Mschew.

100% - 60% - 40% - 100% (for being a retardeen)....do the math

stanley095: 4th to comment. Baba na big poor man. Dat jounalist would never get dat phone except he wants to work 4 baba

slowpoke you're 10th.

vichofu: 1991 & 2013 calender dates are exactly same ........so if u still gat ur 1991 calenders, ....jst dust dem & write 2013

Cheapskate.

Y'all should mind your statements. They're kinda weighty and insult laden. The fact that the supposed prophecies don't go down well with you doesn't permit your hurling invectives at the Pastor. He may be speaking the truth but y'all are prolly blinkered by diverse grievances. It's a tad too early to incur God's wrath. Tread softly folks. Happy New Year everyone.

Chanchit: I no knw wetin Bush follow dey do for hospital, is he having old age sickness already.

No, he isn't. That's Bush snr- George Bush's dad (Herbert) ,president before Clinton. Merry Christmas

duba: Its obvious that u can please the whole world, but not nigerians. U are the boss kechi.... Naija for for gold come january....

you for just write N for front of the name o. Nkechi tins.

ihedioramma: PLS STOP ALL THIS PLAY.

chairman how far u? Them no dey follow you play? Abeg grow a sense of humour. Christianity ain't a horror movie.

I'd like to meet J.R.R Tolkien, Leonardo Da Vinci, William Shakespeare and Alexander the Great. I hope they're in paradise else I'm not seeing them.

All the reasons sum up to this:crass idiocy.

Topsy-turvy.

Non-existent.

Singing 'fill my cup Lord I lift it up Lord....'. I don't care if your world ends on Friday. I must make real dough in 2013.

Wake up at midnight,shut your windows,look right and left;then follow these steps faithfully. 1)Throw your phone in the air seven times. 2)Fling it forcefully against a stone wall. 3.Write I need 2go on a white sheet of paper in bold letters 4. Chew the piece of paper furiously. 5.Assemble your phone parts. Voila. The 2go app should be installed if not begin 4rm number 1. Enjoy.

One messed up kid decides to mess up the lives of several parents by murdering their defenseless kids. Who the hell goes into a school guns blazing? How did the world get this way? How does one just shoot at innocent kids for no clear cut reason? First Colorado now Connecticut. This whole shooting whatchamacallit beats me. If any place worse than Hell exists this dude should have a front row seat there.

Sweet mother of Jesus...@op pls couch topics properly. For a moment there you had me thinking she was gonna give birth to a hydra or some infant monstrosity. Two thumbs up to the girl and her mom anyway. She's got a headstart. What's wrong with the world ?

[quote author=lordmassac]Breaking news:

Okada killed 2 people's inside trailer

Lii wayne features Pasuma in his new album

Eyinmba will sign Messi dis January

Baba Suwe joined illuminati, signed in by Jay Z...

University nd Poly student's are now putting on school uniforms

Obama claims Edo state as his home town...

New Arsenal manager will b chief Olusegun Obasanjo

Chris Brown wears agbada nd slippers to the grammy awards...

Boko haram leader become a catholic church bishop ...

Mr Oshiomole contest for beauty competition

Nigeria first lady was sent back to her parent for lark of good English by Mr President...

Christiano Ronaldo impregnate Funke Akindele[/quot I've lost I.Q points for reading these lame jokes. . @OP I'm gonna get you for this.

;DWalks in, reads thread. Farts loudly on thread.

yemi2plus2:
u must b frm benin city..dat d song of pre-gce

Is it pioneer or pre-Gce? Just wondering cos I haven't heard that song in a while.

It's just December 1st and I've got already presents. Guess Christmas came early this year 'cos my least favorite teams(Arsenal and Chelsea) lost today. Merry Xmas to me.

ehispapa: just as it runs in your lineage..EWU

I guess you're really proud of your potent idiocy. Congrats you're gonna breed the dumbass.es of the future.

ehispapa:
hopeless fool

My heart bleeds for you. You're proof that persons can live to adulthood without a functioning brain. Intellectual vegetable.

Can you outrun a ferrari with your feet? Can you catch the wind? Can you BASE jump without gear and survive? The same answer to these awaits those who desire to sue Boko Haram.

ceospecial: The last time i bought 1 cup of red garri in the market, it was N30per cup. I ask why so? Cos i always buy it at d rate of N20 per cup, nd 3cups for N50! so i learnt that the flood disaster that happened in some part of d state affected them.... I'm on my way 2 d market 2 buy 3cups of garri 4 dis afternun! Eba tins on my mind, plus Egusi soup with crayfish, nd those dry small small black mallam cat fish! Anybody who cares for a hand of Eba should go hug trans4ma, cos i just finished makin my soup, nd water 4 Eba dey fire! Mtchew! @ least i don talk my own, as long as say Nairaland go dey allow anything make front page, me sef go join put!

do you always sound this stupi.d or are you making a effort to sound extra stupi.d today?Just wondering.