Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / New
Stats: 3,149,812 members, 7,806,282 topics. Date: Tuesday, 23 April 2024 at 02:00 PM

IlCapitano's Posts

Nairaland Forum / IlCapitano's Profile / IlCapitano's Posts

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (of 9 pages)

Celebrities / Re: Picture Of Beverly Osu As A Child [photo] by IlCapitano(m): 3:30pm On Sep 20, 2013
BarryX: And The beautiful Beverly hills mansions made Front page ! What beauty and splendour --- ? Considering buying a property there ! Look at that semi-detached duplex
So wow --
Hope all is well?

1 Like

Phones / Re: Unlock All Blackberry Apps (activation Codes) by IlCapitano(m): 2:11am On Sep 20, 2013
Hi. I need the activation key for beam reader. Here's my pin-21D0C64F. Thanks for your aid.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Everton Vs Chelsea (1 - 0) On 14th September 2013 by IlCapitano(m): 7:22pm On Sep 14, 2013
ichidodo: E no possible to dislike post for NL,So how Chelshyte go wan win dis match?
He's saying Chelsea can't possibly win the match as it's impossible to dislike a post on Nairaland.
Food / Re: Pepsi Or Coke: Which Do You Prefer? by IlCapitano(m): 9:30pm On Sep 12, 2013
Colombian coke all the way. Viva Colombia.
Politics / Re: Policewomen Caught Extorting Money Dismissed by IlCapitano(m): 7:28am On Sep 12, 2013
Nigeria is a nation where police women are dismissed for taking paltry bribes yet political office holders (Farouk, the subsidy thieves, et al) roam the streets as free men. Seems justice is reserved for the weak and defenseless. It really is cooler at the top cos the bottom feeders are the ones that are in Justice's cauldron. The larger your loot, the greater your immunity. Talk about double standards.
Music/Radio / Re: Nigeria's Most Overrated Musicians by IlCapitano(m): 8:40am On Sep 11, 2013
Olamide should be up there. Dude's the most overrated fellow since Goodluck Jonathan.
Education / Re: ASUU Strike: Mark, Suswam Seek Spiritual intervention by IlCapitano(m): 3:09pm On Sep 10, 2013
Utter blarney. Spiritual leaders should intervene in a crisis brewed by political leaders? When y'all starved the education sector of much needed funds, you didn't call on spiritual leaders, when you guys splashed cash on private jets, you didn't call on spiritual leaders to stop your looting spree, now that the education chicken has come to roost you are seeking intervention from spiritual leaders. Nigeria's leaders will never cease to amaze me.
Nairaland / General / Re: $30,000 Catacombo Coffin With Sound System & A Spotify Streaming Account by IlCapitano(m): 9:13pm On Sep 09, 2013
royale442: ARSENAL FANS AFTER SIGNING ÖZIL who is the best midfielder = Özil
who is the best striker = Özil

who is the best goal keeper = Özil

who is the best defender = Özil

who is the best coach = Özil

who is the president of Nigeria = Özil

who is the owner of NL = Özil
3+7 = Özil
what is your name = özil.
Ozil of life. Lmao. You just made my day. Thanks.
Family / Re: How Do You Treat Your Househelp/maid? by IlCapitano(m): 5:52pm On Sep 09, 2013
googlepikin: shut upp monkey they are human being too like ur sisters, cos dey are house helps does that mean they shouldn't have fun with who they like. As I said we don't employ under 18. Cos they can't go to market and still comeback to take care of my younger ones when they come back from school. As for those girls here that have jobs shouting why will someone employ a house girl, wait until you get married and have maybe 2kids in nursery and primary school. You will know how important it is to have a house help and treat them well so that they will also do same to your kids when you are at work. Unless you want to take them to work everyday. As for dis jobless goat you are already a house husband so you don't need househelps.
This is one reason why Internet access should be restricted in zoos. Have you had your fill of bananas today? Who ever told you I was married btw?
Family / Re: How Do You Treat Your Househelp/maid? by IlCapitano(m): 5:49pm On Sep 09, 2013
Boll2010: man wats wrong wit u! Na ur sista dem tak do househlp.......only if u read my post we'll u wil read whr I wrote d househlps demsef want dem bleeped to sneak into d family!.........so if ur sorry ass aint carefull ur whole FAM! Myt end up wit d dishes yo dig?

N d ladies amidst dem relive my lil bro on dia bed#bakOff
There's something called empathy. I do not need to be affected by a vice before I speak out against it. So each and every househelp out there wants to be bonked by some lecherous humans cos that's a surefire way of getting into the family? Your logic is holey. Blessed art thou amongst retards.
Nairaland / General / Re: $30,000 Catacombo Coffin With Sound System & A Spotify Streaming Account by IlCapitano(m): 5:14pm On Sep 09, 2013
Madam speaker: finally....i made it to first page
hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

1 Like

Family / Re: How Do You Treat Your Househelp/maid? by IlCapitano(m): 5:08pm On Sep 09, 2013
Boll2010: oga smal smal na ur sister dem tak do auz hlp or ur niece, wetin do u! No b hlp dem do d gal......dis househelp u seein wants d oga to Bleep dem sef so dey can bcome a full wife hereby relived of duties.....dey dia while dey mak ur SISTA dia nxt houshelp no go work to cater 4 ur lineage#murafaka#no offence.....grin
What is your actual problem? You clearly possess a gnarled thought process. You've been spouting rubbish for a while now . I'd have ignored you but silence is golden and it's anything but wise to thrust pearls before pigs. The fact that a person i.e the house-help is less privileged doesn't make him/her less human. When did house-helps become panaceas for raging libidos?
Celebrities / Re: ‘No Athlete Has bosoms Like Me & Now Embracing My Curves-superstar Reveals by IlCapitano(m): 11:40pm On Sep 08, 2013
Airforce1:

Omo park well jor.. Whatsup with you gutter'twerp

Kila gbe, kile ju?

Take yo time o.
. Anglais please! You look and sound like a retard btw.
Education / Re: Native Doctor Poses As Vice-chancellor In Imo by IlCapitano(m): 10:29pm On Sep 08, 2013
End Time Things. There I said it!
Education / Re: Native Doctor Poses As Vice-chancellor In Imo by IlCapitano(m): 10:29pm On Sep 08, 2013
Hmmmm...
Celebrities / Re: ‘No Athlete Has bosoms Like Me & Now Embracing My Curves-superstar Reveals by IlCapitano(m): 11:03pm On Sep 07, 2013
Airforce1: She's ugly.

Not attractive at all.
. One may easily be misled into thinking you're Adonis but your profile picture tells the true story. You look like a common thief that was lynched by a very angry mob. A pile of stones looks better than you. Insecure cretin. Mschew.

1 Like

Entertainment / Re: Elton John Asked My Mum Out In The UK by IlCapitano(m): 10:41pm On Sep 07, 2013
spongeback: Because you have a box of cornflakes and two knockoff shoes and a slippers I won't even let my gateman wear with a wizkid album so that makes you rich undecided
Ouch. Why so cruel?
Literature / Re: Which Author's Books Have You Read The Most? by IlCapitano(m): 5:46pm On Sep 06, 2013
The holy trinity- Mario Puzo, John Grisham and Dan Brown.
Crime / Re: 14-Yr-Old Molested By Three Men Who Claim She Is A Witch by IlCapitano(m): 5:15pm On Aug 14, 2013
They were only using their divine joysticks to screw the witchcraft out of her.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Finally Shares The Meaning Of ‘POKO’ by IlCapitano(m): 1:08pm On Aug 14, 2013
Divine Nature:
"POKO" Is an Italian word which simply means small, but i don't knw where Tonto got hers... but if she can admit the truth that am right let her pay me the prize...
Piccolo is Italian for little/small not poko. Close but no cigar. Her poko is closer to the french poco (word for little).
Politics / Re: Okah Hides Sim In Pant; Smuggles Phone Into Cell by IlCapitano(m): 10:39am On Aug 12, 2013
tobnical: an MTN SIM Card was found on him(under his pants)
MTN....everywhere you go.

1 Like

Celebrities / Re: Prince Uzoegwu's Photos (Late Goldie's Stylist) by IlCapitano(m): 9:09pm On Aug 11, 2013
peppy luv: .....Atleast its good u knw it(gay)is a sin wink

I never said it wasn't. I just don't see why so much premium should be placed on one sin and the others relegated to the shadows so much so that they're almost condoned.
Celebrities / Re: Prince Uzoegwu's Photos (Late Goldie's Stylist) by IlCapitano(m): 2:34pm On Aug 10, 2013
With the way Nairalanders go on about gays,you'd think homosexuality is the only sin in the Bible. You christians seem to forget God's impartiality regarding sins.

4 Likes

Celebrities / Re: Prince Uzoegwu's Photos (Late Goldie's Stylist) by IlCapitano(m): 2:24pm On Aug 10, 2013
hardniola: i want to be GAY.......some pls tell how to.
Jump off a really high building(a sky scrapper if possible) with lots of vehicular traffic or a stone pavement beneath.
Literature / Re: Inferno By Dan Brown-his Worst Book Yet? by IlCapitano(m): 7:24pm On Aug 04, 2013
Hmmmm... I'd say it's his worst work. Pre-Inferno I'd have said his worst was Digital Fortress. I've read all his offerings and this is his worst yet. I'm used to his high octane plots. Inferno was quite dour. No veiled villains. The end was a bit racy though but it just wasn't enough. And to think I prowled the Internet for this book?! Dan Brown owes me.
Sports / Re: What Do You Know About Football?! by IlCapitano(m): 9:03pm On Jul 30, 2013
dammybravo:

Thank you jare.....
And I was asking Uefa cup to champions league not grace to grass as chelsea....
That team won d uefa cup, and came as champion of uefa cup to win the champions league with average players
. FC Porto.
Sports / Re: What Do You Know About Football?! by IlCapitano(m): 8:58pm On Jul 30, 2013
Ola one:
Wrong!
Benfica and Bayern Munich. 2011-2012 and 2012- 2013.
Sports / Re: What Do You Know About Football?! by IlCapitano(m): 4:30pm On Jul 30, 2013
Iaz93: Who is the first and only player till date that was awarded the FIFA ballon d'or while playing in the EPL?
. Cristiano Ronaldo.

1 Like

Sports / Re: What Do You Know About Football?! by IlCapitano(m): 4:25pm On Jul 30, 2013
gradeA:

Boavista

Recently, which player dubiously sneaked into d goal top 50 ratings?
hint; d guy no just sabi
Mba ?
Sports / Re: What Do You Know About Football?! by IlCapitano(m): 4:23pm On Jul 30, 2013
Which player is referred to as el angel de madrid?

(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (of 9 pages)

(Go Up)

Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health
religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket

Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10)

Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 32
Disclaimer: Every Nairaland member is solely responsible for anything that he/she posts or uploads on Nairaland.