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BarryX: And The beautiful Beverly hills mansions made Front page ! What beauty and splendour --- ? Considering buying a property there ! Look at that semi-detached duplex
So wow --

Hope all is well?

Hi. I need the activation key for beam reader. Here's my pin-21D0C64F. Thanks for your aid.

ichidodo: E no possible to dislike post for NL,So how Chelshyte go wan win dis match?

He's saying Chelsea can't possibly win the match as it's impossible to dislike a post on Nairaland.

Colombian coke all the way. Viva Colombia.

Nigeria is a nation where police women are dismissed for taking paltry bribes yet political office holders (Farouk, the subsidy thieves, et al) roam the streets as free men. Seems justice is reserved for the weak and defenseless. It really is cooler at the top cos the bottom feeders are the ones that are in Justice's cauldron. The larger your loot, the greater your immunity. Talk about double standards.

Olamide should be up there. Dude's the most overrated fellow since Goodluck Jonathan.

Utter blarney. Spiritual leaders should intervene in a crisis brewed by political leaders? When y'all starved the education sector of much needed funds, you didn't call on spiritual leaders, when you guys splashed cash on private jets, you didn't call on spiritual leaders to stop your looting spree, now that the education chicken has come to roost you are seeking intervention from spiritual leaders. Nigeria's leaders will never cease to amaze me.

royale442: ARSENAL FANS AFTER SIGNING ÖZIL who is the best midfielder = Özil
who is the best striker = Özil

who is the best goal keeper = Özil

who is the best defender = Özil

who is the best coach = Özil

who is the president of Nigeria = Özil

who is the owner of NL = Özil
3+7 = Özil
what is your name = özil.

Ozil of life. Lmao. You just made my day. Thanks.

googlepikin: shut upp monkey they are human being too like ur sisters, cos dey are house helps does that mean they shouldn't have fun with who they like. As I said we don't employ under 18. Cos they can't go to market and still comeback to take care of my younger ones when they come back from school. As for those girls here that have jobs shouting why will someone employ a house girl, wait until you get married and have maybe 2kids in nursery and primary school. You will know how important it is to have a house help and treat them well so that they will also do same to your kids when you are at work. Unless you want to take them to work everyday. As for dis jobless goat you are already a house husband so you don't need househelps.

This is one reason why Internet access should be restricted in zoos. Have you had your fill of bananas today? Who ever told you I was married btw?

Boll2010: man wats wrong wit u! Na ur sista dem tak do househlp.......only if u read my post we'll u wil read whr I wrote d househlps demsef want dem bleeped to sneak into d family!.........so if ur sorry ass aint carefull ur whole FAM! Myt end up wit d dishes yo dig?

N d ladies amidst dem relive my lil bro on dia bed#bakOff

There's something called empathy. I do not need to be affected by a vice before I speak out against it. So each and every househelp out there wants to be bonked by some lecherous humans cos that's a surefire way of getting into the family? Your logic is holey. Blessed art thou amongst retards.

Madam speaker: finally....i made it to first page

hahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Boll2010: oga smal smal na ur sister dem tak do auz hlp or ur niece, wetin do u! No b hlp dem do d gal......dis househelp u seein wants d oga to Bleep dem sef so dey can bcome a full wife hereby relived of duties.....dey dia while dey mak ur SISTA dia nxt houshelp no go work to cater 4 ur lineage#murafaka#no offence.....

What is your actual problem? You clearly possess a gnarled thought process. You've been spouting rubbish for a while now . I'd have ignored you but silence is golden and it's anything but wise to thrust pearls before pigs. The fact that a person i.e the house-help is less privileged doesn't make him/her less human. When did house-helps become panaceas for raging libidos?

Airforce1: Omo park well jor.. Whatsup with you gutter'twerp

Kila gbe, kile ju?

Take yo time o.

. Anglais please! You look and sound like a retard btw.

End Time Things. There I said it!

Hmmmm...

Airforce1: She's ugly.

Not attractive at all.

. One may easily be misled into thinking you're Adonis but your profile picture tells the true story. You look like a common thief that was lynched by a very angry mob. A pile of stones looks better than you. Insecure cretin. Mschew.

spongeback: Because you have a box of cornflakes and two knockoff shoes and a slippers I won't even let my gateman wear with a wizkid album so that makes you rich

Ouch. Why so cruel?

They were only using their divine joysticks to screw the witchcraft out of her.

Divine Nature: "POKO" Is an Italian word which simply means small, but i don't knw where Tonto got hers... but if she can admit the truth that am right let her pay me the prize...

Piccolo is Italian for little/small not poko. Close but no cigar. Her poko is closer to the french poco (word for little).

tobnical: an MTN SIM Card was found on him(under his pants)

MTN....everywhere you go.

peppy luv: .....Atleast its good u knw it(gay)is a sin

I never said it wasn't. I just don't see why so much premium should be placed on one sin and the others relegated to the shadows so much so that they're almost condoned.

With the way Nairalanders go on about gays,you'd think homosexuality is the only sin in the Bible. You christians seem to forget God's impartiality regarding sins.

hardniola: i want to be GAY.......some pls tell how to.

Jump off a really high building(a sky scrapper if possible) with lots of vehicular traffic or a stone pavement beneath.

dammybravo: Thank you jare.....
And I was asking Uefa cup to champions league not grace to grass as chelsea....
That team won d uefa cup, and came as champion of uefa cup to win the champions league with average players

. FC Porto.

Ola one: Wrong!

Benfica and Bayern Munich. 2011-2012 and 2012- 2013.

Iaz93: Who is the first and only player till date that was awarded the FIFA ballon d'or while playing in the EPL?

. Cristiano Ronaldo.

gradeA: Boavista

Recently, which player dubiously sneaked into d goal top 50 ratings?
hint; d guy no just sabi

Mba ?

Which player is referred to as el angel de madrid?