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Career / Re: Top 6 Careers For Quiet People by IlCapitano(m): 6:25pm On Oct 20, 2012
#8 Grave diggers. The cemetery's always quiet.

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Career / Re: Top 6 Careers For Quiet People by IlCapitano(m): 6:25pm On Oct 20, 2012
Nice post.
Family / Re: 10 Reasons Not To Get A Divorce - Read & Have A Rethink by IlCapitano(m): 8:40am On Oct 19, 2012
I may not know much abt divorce but I know children from broken homes aren't always introverts. Trust me I know. Divorce seems to spur them on to do gr8 things. Just my two cents ppl don't crucify me.

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Politics / Re: PHOTO Of Nigeria First Lady Arriving Abuja From Germany by IlCapitano(m): 4:50pm On Oct 17, 2012
Take cover ppl,the Minister of English is back. WTH is she wearing?
Celebrities / Re: A Picture Of Ice-prince With Gun by IlCapitano(m): 12:21pm On Oct 17, 2012
C'mon. Keep firearms out of reach of children.
Music/Radio / Re: Shina Rambo Ft. Davido – Ijo Sina by IlCapitano(m): 7:25pm On Oct 16, 2012
One word:piece of crap
Celebrities / Re: International Celebs Of Nigerian Descent by IlCapitano(m): 2:47pm On Oct 16, 2012
Opoki:

Whats ur point?
Was abt to ask the same question. I guess he's frustrated and high on bad weed.
Crime / Re: Three Monkeys Arrested In Lagos For Theft by IlCapitano(m): 12:18pm On Oct 16, 2012
Monkey business
Romance / Re: Can You Tattoo Your Lover‘s Name On Your Body? by IlCapitano(m): 3:31pm On Oct 15, 2012
jango77: i can have a tottoo of my kids but for my gf? dont think so
you can have a what?
Jokes Etc / Re: 26 Crazily Funny Facts by IlCapitano(m): 5:40pm On Oct 13, 2012
Hilarious but number 7 is definitely wrong cos there are more musicians in New York than anywhere else. Nice post anyway.
Celebrities / Re: Davido Buys Brand New 2013 Chevy Camaro by IlCapitano(m): 5:32pm On Oct 11, 2012
And so....
Celebrities / Re: Ice Prince Disgraced At Lagos Concert For Sagging His Pants Low (pic) by IlCapitano(m): 7:39pm On Sep 17, 2012
C'mon.....It's kinda obvious that you rushed to put this up cos this post is full of typos. Btw what the hell is 'borned'. Slow down hotshot.

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Celebrities / Re: Wizkid Kissing Two Girls At A Time By The Road Side by IlCapitano(m): 9:49pm On Sep 11, 2012
@op get well soon cos you're clearly sick. I'm pretty sure you need a pair of glasses but a brain transplant will do you a world of good.
Foreign Affairs / Re: China’s Yangtze River Mysteriously Turns Blood Red by IlCapitano(m): 4:39pm On Sep 10, 2012
When people call xtians sheep they're not always referring to their gentle nature. Sheep are generally dumb creatures.A river turns red and you start quoting the Bible.Religion is not an excuse to jettison your senses.

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Crime / Re: UNIBEN Student: Daniel Ike Killed By Cultists by IlCapitano(m): 6:32am On Sep 10, 2012
Opens thread,reads frightening comments ,takes to his heels. Adios.

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Family / Re: iPod, iPad & iPaid - Parents Your Thoughts? by IlCapitano(m): 7:33pm On Aug 25, 2012
[quote author=Mom is in the iKitchen fiddling with her iphone.
Health / Re: Tips For Fresh Breath by IlCapitano(m): 2:29pm On Aug 21, 2012
What abt a steady cache of breath mints? They come in handy most of the time in public.

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Phones / Re: Cosmic Ray: Did You Switch-Off Your Phone Last Night by IlCapitano(m): 10:46am On Aug 16, 2012
Keeping my fingers crossed and waiting for Cosmic Ray parts 1&2 courtesy Nollywood.
Science/Technology / Re: Cosmic Rays To Enter The Earth From The Mars (Rumour) by IlCapitano(m): 10:39pm On Aug 15, 2012
Dear Martian Cosmic Ray please zap my phone and transform it to a Blackberry Porsche. Thanks in advance.

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Religion / Re: What Inspires You To Stay Focused? by IlCapitano(m): 1:18pm On Aug 12, 2012
My mum.I dread failing and disappointing her cos she's done so much for me. Can't help but stay focused on my dreams.
Foreign Affairs / Re: Meet George Obama D US Presidents Poor Step Brother. by IlCapitano(m): 5:28am On Aug 12, 2012
Sorry but this dude/scum doesn't deserve a smidgen of sympathy cos he's in this sorry state becos of his deeds...we're rulers and masters of our fates and our choices& actions forge the future.This guy is a lout and a wastrel through and through.Was disgusted the first time I saw the article abt two days ago. Obama could have ended up the same way but he didn't.
Food / Re: Freemason Symbol On Dangote Spaghetti Wrapper? by IlCapitano(m): 10:13pm On Aug 08, 2012
In the kingdom of the blind,the one-eyed man is a member of the illuminati.
Politics / Re: Al Mustapha Prison Notes Uncovered by IlCapitano(m): 9:42am On Jul 28, 2012
Pick your poison...death by apple or handshake?It doesn't really matter which exit route he took.He's gone for good and is probably writhing in infernal flames of Tartarus. This changes nothing abt the despot.

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Romance / Re: Things You Do That Makes You Happy by IlCapitano(m): 7:58am On Jul 28, 2012
Reading any amazing novel usually a nice thriller,chatting with an intelligent female(a slice of the heavenly pizza),listening to rock music or any Michael Jackson song with my sister's medusa gaze on me(I couldn't care less though)...these are a few of my favorite things.
Celebrities / Re: Tonto Dikeh Offers N1m For 'poko' Decipherment by IlCapitano(m): 3:35pm On Jul 26, 2012
It's an anagram.Just O.k.p.o spelt differently but still the same thing.Keep your stinking Benjamin Franklins you wild racoon.

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TV/Movies / Re: The Soundtrack Of Your Life by IlCapitano(m): 6:15pm On Jul 23, 2012
Smooth Criminal-Michael Jackson. Skating through life i'm invincible.
Religion / Re: Many 2go Users To Die Today-tb Joshua by IlCapitano(m): 5:35am On Jul 17, 2012
False or not,I know better than to believe in his phony two-a-penny prophecies. 2go here i come.
Literature / Re: Calling All Greek Mythology Fans by IlCapitano(m): 6:53pm On Jul 16, 2012
I've got a thing for Greek myths but i think it'd be better if we just discussed &analysed the various mythological books we've read e.gRick Riordan's books.

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Celebrities / Re: Angelina Jolie Bans Her Kids From Listening To Rihanna's Songs by IlCapitano(m): 9:00pm On Jul 14, 2012
mkmyers45: na wa o..angelina get song ni?
i just taya o.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: John Terry Cleared Of Racism Against Anton Ferdinand by IlCapitano(m): 7:11pm On Jul 13, 2012
[color=#006600][/color] a mouse shouldn't expect fair hearing in a court of cats. Terry was never gonna be declared guilty. It's a whiteman's court. Racism ain't dead

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