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Sports / Re: What Do You Know About Football?! by IlCapitano(m): 4:14pm On Jul 30, 2013
Flygeriansteve: Lazio methinks
yeah.
Sports / Re: What Do You Know About Football?! by IlCapitano(m): 4:10pm On Jul 30, 2013
Athletico Madrid is to Real Madrid as ........ is to Roma?
Sports / Re: What Do You Know About Football?! by IlCapitano(m): 4:01pm On Jul 30, 2013
Ac/ Inter Milan's stadium The San Siro is also referred to as what?
Sports / Re: What Do You Know About Football?! by IlCapitano(m): 3:42pm On Jul 30, 2013
mkmyers45:

Yes..You did google though
Nope. He scored it against Tottenham in the early stages of 2011-2012. Luka Modric didn't feature in that game.
Sports / Re: What Do You Know About Football?! by IlCapitano(m): 3:35pm On Jul 30, 2013
mkmyers45:

Socceros

Who was the last player to score a perfect hatrick in the English football league?
. Lemme guess. Edin Dzeko.

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Celebrities / Re: 10 Shortest Male Celebrities In Nigeria! by IlCapitano(m): 3:15pm On Jul 30, 2013
thinka2: *Teju Babyface:

Remembering his role in that old movie, "Diamond" does not leave us smiling. Oh, he his so hilarious and all that, but we cannot but wonder how he stooped to kiss his wife on his wedding day.
stooped Did he marry a midget?
Food / Re: Top Nigerian Foods You Must Know by IlCapitano(m): 2:31pm On Jul 30, 2013
JohnnyPalmer: i weep for nairaland. like seriously, this yeye topic made Fp?Smh
Most nland homepage topics diz dayz are way not supposed 2 b dia. topics like last 2 comment wins...boys nyt in....
spits and exits thread

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Religion / Re: What Did Pope Francis Really Mean By "Who Am I To Judge Gay People"? by IlCapitano(m): 2:14pm On Jul 30, 2013
Movingcoil: imagine. how Catholics are defending this man cos d man Don fall en hand for public. nna men en b like say Islam better small
I'm not Catholic.
Religion / Re: What Did Pope Francis Really Mean By "Who Am I To Judge Gay People"? by IlCapitano(m): 2:13pm On Jul 30, 2013
IYA NGBALI: who cares
I was pointing out that guy's error!
Religion / Re: What Did Pope Francis Really Mean By "Who Am I To Judge Gay People"? by IlCapitano(m): 1:56pm On Jul 30, 2013
undecided
Odenigbo Aroli: The day they elect a catholic Pope is the day I join Islam!
undecided
Odenigbo Aroli: The day they elect a catholic Pope is the day I join Islam!
what's this one saying?

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Religion / Re: What Did Pope Francis Really Mean By "Who Am I To Judge Gay People"? by IlCapitano(m): 1:55pm On Jul 30, 2013
Fadelex:
so because people are airing their own opinion which does not align with yours, you have the the gut to qualify them as " insane"... I won't attack you so that you won't have the chance to drag me to your level cuz I'm sure you will beat me inside your mud
going by your statements you've been spayed of the ability to maintain a proper thought process.
Religion / Re: What Did Pope Francis Really Mean By "Who Am I To Judge Gay People"? by IlCapitano(m): 1:51pm On Jul 30, 2013
Donkaro: if only God will arise.
and do what? Smite them abi? I pray He'll arise and also smite you for your concealed sins. Your saintly house should be the first port of call.
Religion / Re: What Did Pope Francis Really Mean By "Who Am I To Judge Gay People"? by IlCapitano(m): 1:46pm On Jul 30, 2013
It's no wonder Christians are called sheep-they aren't the smartest animals.
You read your Bibles and you don't even take time out to ponder on the words in your holy book. It wouldn't hurt to think outside the dogmatic box.

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Religion / Re: What Did Pope Francis Really Mean By "Who Am I To Judge Gay People"? by IlCapitano(m): 1:39pm On Jul 30, 2013
He's simply saying he's not qualified to make a judgement call. Live and let live. Homosexuality's not right neither is violence against homosexuals. Hate the sin not the sinner. We are all guilty one way or the other. No one is absolutely perfect. If we were all hunted down for our sins humanity would be on the brink of extinction. He's not pro- homosexuality.....

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Literature / Re: What's The Title Of The Book You're Currently Reading. by IlCapitano(m): 7:18am On Jul 30, 2013
The Lion, The Witch and The Wardrobe.

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Crime / Re: Guy Cheats And His Girlfriend Sets His Range-Rover Ablaze (photo) by IlCapitano(m): 7:08am On Jul 30, 2013
Burn my car?!!! She'll become a girl on fire. Human inferno things. She'll burn to death on Earth and continue in the afterlife.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Christian Benitez Dies At 27 (Ex-Birmingham Striker) by IlCapitano(m): 5:23pm On Jul 29, 2013
R.I.P. God rest your prolific soul. Thanks for the goals you scored for me in Championship Manager.
Politics / Re: The Real Picture Of Made In Nigeria Robots. by IlCapitano(m): 9:43am On Jul 29, 2013
Is that a mini lawn mower? grin
grin

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Jokes Etc / Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by IlCapitano(m): 10:50am On Jul 27, 2013
chindi:
If u tink it wasn't funny, y not try d next thread instead of demoralising d op. If dis joke didn't make u to even smile, then it means ur problem is greater dan d joke nd even basket mouth wil find it difficult 2 amuse u.
SMH
Demoralising? If he's demoralised that's no fault of mine. He should man up and grow a pair. I ain't got any problems.
Jokes Etc / Re: Funny FACT About ASUU Strike by IlCapitano(m): 1:46pm On Jul 26, 2013
Mschew...Corpses tell better jokes.

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Cristiano Ronaldo's Free-Kick Breaks Boy's Wrist In Friendly Match by IlCapitano(m): 1:44pm On Jul 26, 2013
Rockyheight: wink smileyThe guy should get an american lawyer and sue, surely there must be something in d incident that will bring legal compensation
He won't get a penny if he sues. Reason? Google 'volenti non fit injuria'.
Fashion / Re: P-Square On The Cover OK! Nigeria July Issue by IlCapitano(m): 11:46am On Jul 09, 2013
shocked
OKeokpa:
na when diction turn shoe nah?
shocked
OKeokpa:
na when diction turn shoe nah?
Smh. You're a law student. You ought to know better.
Fashion / Re: P-Square On The Cover OK! Nigeria July Issue by IlCapitano(m): 6:32pm On Jul 08, 2013
whatofyou:
Joke god, instead of telling me of my badness, teach me to be good.
That is the sign that I will literally crack ribs if I intended.
C'mon dude WTH is badness? Polishing your diction is a step in the right direction.
Fashion / Re: P-Square On The Cover OK! Nigeria July Issue by IlCapitano(m): 3:55pm On Jul 08, 2013
whatofyou:
WIFE: This is the 21st century for goodness sake! Didn't I tell you I bought a new camera? It has a mode that allows you set a time for the cam, take a pose, then the camera does the rest. That is, you can set it to take the shots by itself.
HUSBAND: Amazing!
WIFE: I hope you didn't forget that my friends will be coming over next week?
HUSBAND: Yes, what about it?
WIFE: I told them you are the smartest, most intelligent man alive. Now, wouldn't it be good you didn't show up that Saturday, save yourself the embarassment of advanced discussions? I know a good excuse to give for your absence.
MANFRIEND: You dey too much, joor!
WIFE: Wetin man... woman go do?
MANFRIEND: But do you think he bought it?
WIFE: Too much talk no good for evening mass.
They resume their 'sextivity.'
Your joke's anything but funny. Never try your hands at comedy.

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Music/Radio / Re: Ebony Oshunrinde Created A Beat For Jay-z's New Album by IlCapitano(m): 7:10pm On Jul 05, 2013
sobaemma: Let her go and create a beat for don moon
Who's Don Moon? The Head of the lunar mafia?

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Sports / Re: Boy Kills Sister Using Wrestling Moves Learned On TV by IlCapitano(m): 4:55am On Jun 22, 2013
stekyskydon: hmmmm, y i hate murder case is dat sumbdy is already died..
Phones / Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by IlCapitano(m): 8:32pm On Jun 04, 2013
femi4: JT3ME4
0977686654
thanks so much.
Phones / Re: Tecno Is Winning The Smartphone War In Nigeria by IlCapitano(m): 8:14pm On Jun 04, 2013
kponke denge:
U don't nid 2 lecture me on ur jagorns I gradautted wit a first class. So kip ur inteligence I already hav it in excess. cool
First class from where?
Night School for Dummies?

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Phones / Re: Unlocking Trial Version Of Repligo Reader 2.1.0.1 On Bb by IlCapitano(m): 5:50pm On Jun 04, 2013
My PIN 21d0C64f. Many thanks.
Celebrities / Re: Kim Kardashian Plans To Eat Her Placenta After Giving Birth To Look Younger by IlCapitano(m): 4:37pm On Jun 04, 2013
kulyie: thats true.ive actually seen a church member whos a friend cook her own placenta.she spiced it up with knorr,curry,thyme and onions and actually boiled it like meat.she didnt even allow her kids to eat it.she ate it all alone like meat plus she used it to drink garri.it happens,its just not been popularised
. Placenta and gari... Aaaarrrgh....I think I'm gonna puke.
Literature / Re: Dan Brown's Inferno by IlCapitano(m): 7:33pm On Jun 02, 2013
Almost done with it. Nice book. Another Dan Brown classic.

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