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Millions of nigerians go hungry everyday not becos they want to starve but becos they've got little or nothing to eat. I really wish more people cared abt them.#Just saying.

The good Lord knows that I've seen better jokes on blank sheets of paper.

Went to the barbing salon one saturday evening for a hair cut, the barber had just begun when-you -know-who seized power. Had to wear a face cap to church the next day to cover the ugly looking patches. It was all good till an overzealous elder walked to my seat and removed the cap.

Hmmmm...I guess he 'takes matters into his own hands.'

If nothing else I'll be able to tell my kids that I saw an alien named Zlatan Ibrahimovic play and score 4 goals against England.

muktar mtt: God forbid wat see dis fool we dnt even want dat useless show in our side cos we dn take alchohol so thr no any economic infortand 2 us so make keep ur show we dnt want it.

that's a good fanatic. Barman give him one ice-cold gulder. It's on me. Mschew.

Drive a Bugatti Veyron or an Enzo Ferrari at top speed + go vacationing in Las Vegas.

Ok.The man died.

One day I'll get my private jet and it must make Nairaland front page o.

How deos tihs afefct the pirce of grari in the mraekt. Jsut syinag.

Chicago in scarface Al Capone's time. I'd have my consigliere,caporegime and button-men holding things down Corleone style. But then I heard they tortured terrible musicians in the middle ages. I'd love to go back and take a few nigerian musicians with me just to see them in stocks with looks of terror on their faces.

I read the dictionary everyday for no clear- cut reason. Have a fetish for error free statements and articles. If there's an error you can bet your last dollar I'll find it.

So after they've been castrated they'll become mere window shoppers cos their 'credit cards' have been given out?Thanks but no thanks. I'll pass.

Welcome to Unistress. 3 years and counting... The stress never stops.

obo389: Exactly!Vry bore set of gurls.little wonder almost all of them have fishbrain!!
*wink*

Little wonder. SMH

I'm pretty sure M.I's gonna write a song for them. Btw b4 you ask the celebs to search their souls why don't you do a bit of soul searching yourself? We're all humans. Nothing's too little.

@fierydaniel7

Roberto,Roberto, what's the score Unbeaten streak ended.

acidtalk: El-rufai was right and i wasn't wrong when i concured.
I read it and will read times 10 of that if need be.

ok

semid4lyfe: Someone should remind me what El-Rufai said again?

Oh, I remember. . . .Nigerian youths are lazy and don't read

. To each man his own. I don't read drivel and I believe most people didn't read that article from start to finish cos it's just too long. I don't have daylight to waste. Carpe diem bro.

Haven't laughed this much in yrs. You've got a very creative imagination. Btw stay off the bad weed.

Where's no. 12?

Don't even think abt it. We're yet to recover 4rm Tonto's K.O.

truelove.com:
ok, since you know you have the right to ignore me. so what have you been doing since?..or is it now that you realised , you have the right to ignore me.

Am not against 2face, please read my previous post and confirm..all am saying is that, he is no more delivering good music ,like he was doing before.

And if your someone that is truthful, you won't argue with me.

I know your his fan, and i how you feel.if i were in your shoes , i won't take it likely with anyone talking trash about him..but you see, my friend let's tell ourselves the truth. I was once his fan, but 2day am not..because the sweet music he was droping that made me glue to him then, is no more. he has changed, his songs are no more worth listening to

Assumption is the lowest level of knowledge. You assumed I'm a 2face fan whereas I'm a huge Coldplay/rock fan. I love good music. I'm not into Nigerian songs cos they're mostly drivel but if a Nigerian act sings a really good song or puts together a plethora of good songs I'll listen and 2face has done that repeatedly. Dude get outta the basement of knowledge ASAP.

truelove.com:
That's just a mistake from my phone.Am typing with my phone

Bro's why you no dey get sensible point.

you don mature pass this level, please act like someone who is matured.

Dude isn't it obvious we've got disparate musical inclinations thus I haven't raised any points at all? You've got the right to an opinion& I've got the right to ignore you.

truelove.com:
since you know that ,you don't answer silly questions on Sunday, then why are you posting silly comments on Sunday.


look let me tell you , you know nothing in music , so stop acting as if you do.

if your 2face is so good in music , why didnt he win the headies award.

if his so lyricaly good , why wasn't he signed by kanya west(Good music).

if his songs are so sweet, why hasn't his sold up to a million copies, since he left kennis

if you love his songs so much, why is it that you don't have his current album in your house.

Nonsense!!!....Abeg go sleep, you and that your 2face , both of una na flop.

It's no fault of mine that you've been possessed by a retarded spirit o. BTW Mr Music Maestro it's Kanye not kanya.

truelove.com:
bros, no wahala. shabi i no get good musical taste buds and the millons of people wey vote for headies award no get musical taste buds abi? and also the organisers of headies award no get good musical taste buds too.

Bros you don try. so, na only you get musical taste buds .

My sincere apologies bro but I don't answer stupid questions on Sunday.

idowuswap: Na yoruba boyz get many award pass igbo.cus hausa no sabi sing but dey can kill.up yorubas

gawd...you just had to play the tribe card. Blatant tribalistic nitwit.

truelove.com:
Abeg 2face is no longer making it , like before (in kennis)...his songs now, no dey sweet me ,plus millions of music fans in africa and organisers of headies award.

. Speak for yourself alone. BTW it's no one's fault that you lack musical tastebuds.

D!ckson:
I if i had read this earlier I wldn't have spent 5 yrs studying law. I feel so out of place in the profession. still considering the graphic designing thing, don't know if its too late. I think i shld begin to take my writing seriously, at least i can do that even with a law degree.

I'm presently studying law and I'm in my third yr. I feel like a square peg in a round hole. Can't wait to get done with this course and do something worthwhile.