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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ex-Hallmark Bank Employee Suspends Hunger Strike by IlCapitano(m): 3:44pm On Nov 27, 2012
Millions of nigerians go hungry everyday not becos they want to starve but becos they've got little or nothing to eat. I really wish more people cared abt them.#Just saying.
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Library Updated by IlCapitano(m): 4:12pm On Nov 23, 2012
The good Lord knows that I've seen better jokes on blank sheets of paper.

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Literature / Re: Novels Or Novel Adapted Films: Which Do You Prefer? by IlCapitano(m): 10:43am On Nov 22, 2012
Novels all the way. A few details are left out in most movies. It ain't easy reading the novels though e.g Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy.
Fashion / Re: Most Terrible Thing That Ever Happened To You During A Beauty Session.. by IlCapitano(m): 10:38am On Nov 22, 2012
Went to the barbing salon one saturday evening for a hair cut, the barber had just begun when-you -know-who seized power. Had to wear a face cap to church the next day to cover the ugly looking patches. It was all good till an overzealous elder walked to my seat and removed the cap.

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Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor To Encomium Editor, Seyi Kehinde''i Bet You Masturbate To My Pics by IlCapitano(m): 2:58pm On Nov 18, 2012
Hmmmm...I guess he 'takes matters into his own hands.'
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: International Friendly: Sweden Vs England (4 - 2) On 14th November 2012 by IlCapitano(m): 11:13pm On Nov 14, 2012
If nothing else I'll be able to tell my kids that I saw an alien named Zlatan Ibrahimovic play and score 4 goals against England.

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TV/Movies / Re: Why Hasn't Gulder Ultimate Search Been Hosted In The North? by IlCapitano(m): 10:45am On Nov 14, 2012
muktar mtt: God forbid wat see dis fool we dnt even want dat useless show in our side cos we dn take alchohol so thr no any economic infortand 2 us so make keep ur show we dnt want it.
that's a good fanatic. Barman give him one ice-cold gulder. It's on me. Mschew.
Religion / Re: Your Wish Before The World Comes To An End by IlCapitano(m): 10:39am On Nov 14, 2012
Drive a Bugatti Veyron or an Enzo Ferrari at top speed + go vacationing in Las Vegas.
Politics / Re: Dr. Sola Saraki Is DEAD by IlCapitano(m): 9:49am On Nov 14, 2012
Ok.The man died.
Politics / Re: Niger's Governor Celebrates Birthday On A Private-Jet by IlCapitano(m): 8:31pm On Nov 13, 2012
One day I'll get my private jet and it must make Nairaland front page o.

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Education / Re: Fact You Should Know About English by IlCapitano(m): 6:35pm On Nov 13, 2012
How deos tihs afefct the pirce of grari in the mraekt. Jsut syinag.
Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Wish You Were Born In Another Century/Decade And Why? by IlCapitano(m): 11:27am On Nov 13, 2012
Chicago in scarface Al Capone's time. I'd have my consigliere,caporegime and button-men holding things down Corleone style. But then I heard they tortured terrible musicians in the middle ages. I'd love to go back and take a few nigerian musicians with me just to see them in stocks with looks of terror on their faces.
Nairaland / General / Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by IlCapitano(m): 8:55pm On Nov 10, 2012
I read the dictionary everyday for no clear- cut reason. Have a fetish for error free statements and articles. If there's an error you can bet your last dollar I'll find it.
Health / Re: Castrated Men Live Longer - Experts by IlCapitano(m): 2:56pm On Nov 05, 2012
So after they've been castrated they'll become mere window shoppers cos their 'credit cards' have been given out?Thanks but no thanks. I'll pass.
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by IlCapitano(m): 1:59pm On Nov 05, 2012
Welcome to Unistress. 3 years and counting... The stress never stops.
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Think A Guy Should Keep A Convo Going...? by IlCapitano(m): 1:57pm On Nov 05, 2012
obo389:
Exactly!Vry bore set of gurls.little wonder almost all of them have fishbrain!!
*wink*
Little wonder. SMH
Celebrities / Re: What Have The Nigerian Celebrities Contributed To The Flood Victims? by IlCapitano(m): 1:39pm On Nov 05, 2012
I'm pretty sure M.I's gonna write a song for them. Btw b4 you ask the celebs to search their souls why don't you do a bit of soul searching yourself? We're all humans. Nothing's too little.
Nairaland / General / Re: Need More Twitter Followers? Drop Your Username And I'd Be Glad To Follow You. by IlCapitano(m): 11:35am On Nov 01, 2012
@fierydaniel7
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by IlCapitano(m): 7:04pm On Oct 28, 2012
Roberto,Roberto, what's the score Unbeaten streak ended.
Music/Radio / Re: Blogger Replies Trace Urban, Mocks Loyal Nigerian Artistes. by IlCapitano(m): 8:21pm On Oct 26, 2012
acidtalk:


El-rufai was right and i wasn't wrong when i concured.
I read it and will read times 10 of that if need be.
ok
Music/Radio / Re: Blogger Replies Trace Urban, Mocks Loyal Nigerian Artistes. by IlCapitano(m): 8:03pm On Oct 26, 2012
semid4lyfe: Someone should remind me what El-Rufai said again?

Oh, I remember
. . . .Nigerian youths are lazy and don't read
. To each man his own. I don't read drivel and I believe most people didn't read that article from start to finish cos it's just too long. I don't have daylight to waste. Carpe diem bro.
Religion / Re: I Saw A UFO Last Night!!! by IlCapitano(m): 2:47pm On Oct 24, 2012
Haven't laughed this much in yrs. You've got a very creative imagination. Btw stay off the bad weed.

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Romance / Re: 13 Signs Your Friend Is In Love With You by IlCapitano(m): 1:00pm On Oct 24, 2012
Where's no. 12?

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Celebrities / Re: Mikel Obi: I Am A Good Songwriter & Singer” Speech To His New Record Label by IlCapitano(m): 2:33pm On Oct 23, 2012
Don't even think abt it. We're yet to recover 4rm Tonto's K.O.
Music/Radio / Re: Headies 2012: List Of Winners by IlCapitano(m): 2:54pm On Oct 21, 2012
truelove.com:



ok, since you know you have the right to ignore me. so what have you been doing since?..or is it now that you realised , you have the right to ignore me.

Am not against 2face, please read my previous post and confirm..all am saying is that, he is no more delivering good music ,like he was doing before.

And if your someone that is truthful, you won't argue with me.

I know your his fan, and i how you feel.if i were in your shoes , i won't take it likely with anyone talking trash about him..but you see, my friend let's tell ourselves the truth. I was once his fan, but 2day am not..because the sweet music he was droping that made me glue to him then, is no more. he has changed, his songs are no more worth listening to
Assumption is the lowest level of knowledge. You assumed I'm a 2face fan whereas I'm a huge Coldplay/rock fan. I love good music. I'm not into Nigerian songs cos they're mostly drivel but if a Nigerian act sings a really good song or puts together a plethora of good songs I'll listen and 2face has done that repeatedly. Dude get outta the basement of knowledge ASAP.
Music/Radio / Re: Headies 2012: List Of Winners by IlCapitano(m): 2:08pm On Oct 21, 2012
truelove.com:



That's just a mistake from my phone.Am typing with my phone

Bro's why you no dey get sensible point.

you don mature pass this level, please act like someone who is matured.
Dude isn't it obvious we've got disparate musical inclinations thus I haven't raised any points at all? You've got the right to an opinion& I've got the right to ignore you.
Music/Radio / Re: Headies 2012: List Of Winners by IlCapitano(m): 1:50pm On Oct 21, 2012
truelove.com:



since you know that ,you don't answer silly questions on Sunday, then why are you posting silly comments on Sunday.


look let me tell you , you know nothing in music , so stop acting as if you do.

if your 2face is so good in music , why didnt he win the headies award.

if his so lyricaly good , why wasn't he signed by kanya west(Good music).

if his songs are so sweet, why hasn't his sold up to a million copies, since he left kennis

if you love his songs so much, why is it that you don't have his current album in your house.

Nonsense!!!....Abeg go sleep, you and that your 2face , both of una na flop.
It's no fault of mine that you've been possessed by a retarded spirit o. BTW Mr Music Maestro it's Kanye not kanya.
Music/Radio / Re: Headies 2012: List Of Winners by IlCapitano(m): 11:14am On Oct 21, 2012
truelove.com:



bros, no wahala. shabi i no get good musical taste buds and the millons of people wey vote for headies award no get musical taste buds abi? and also the organisers of headies award no get good musical taste buds too.

Bros you don try. so, na only you get musical taste buds .

My sincere apologies bro but I don't answer stupid questions on Sunday.
Music/Radio / Re: Headies 2012: List Of Winners by IlCapitano(m): 8:25am On Oct 21, 2012
idowuswap: Na yoruba boyz get many award pass igbo.cus hausa no sabi sing but dey can kill.up yorubas
gawd...you just had to play the tribe card. Blatant tribalistic nitwit.

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Music/Radio / Re: Headies 2012: List Of Winners by IlCapitano(m): 8:16am On Oct 21, 2012
truelove.com:




Abeg 2face is no longer making it , like before (in kennis)...his songs now, no dey sweet me ,plus millions of music fans in africa and organisers of headies award.
. Speak for yourself alone. BTW it's no one's fault that you lack musical tastebuds.
Career / Re: Top 6 Careers For Quiet People by IlCapitano(m): 8:44pm On Oct 20, 2012
D!ckson:
I if i had read this earlier I wldn't have spent 5 yrs studying law. I feel so out of place in the profession. still considering the graphic designing thing, don't know if its too late. I think i shld begin to take my writing seriously, at least i can do that even with a law degree.
I'm presently studying law and I'm in my third yr. I feel like a square peg in a round hole. Can't wait to get done with this course and do something worthwhile.

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