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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Ex-Hallmark Bank Employee Suspends Hunger Strike by IlCapitano(m): 3:44pm On Nov 27, 2012 |
Millions of nigerians go hungry everyday not becos they want to starve but becos they've got little or nothing to eat. I really wish more people cared abt them.#Just saying. |
Jokes Etc / Re: Jokes Section Library Updated by IlCapitano(m): 4:12pm On Nov 23, 2012 |
The good Lord knows that I've seen better jokes on blank sheets of paper. 1 Like |
Literature / Re: Novels Or Novel Adapted Films: Which Do You Prefer? by IlCapitano(m): 10:43am On Nov 22, 2012 |
Novels all the way. A few details are left out in most movies. It ain't easy reading the novels though e.g Tolkien's Lord of the Rings Trilogy. |
Fashion / Re: Most Terrible Thing That Ever Happened To You During A Beauty Session.. by IlCapitano(m): 10:38am On Nov 22, 2012 |
Went to the barbing salon one saturday evening for a hair cut, the barber had just begun when-you -know-who seized power. Had to wear a face cap to church the next day to cover the ugly looking patches. It was all good till an overzealous elder walked to my seat and removed the cap. 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Cossy Orjiakor To Encomium Editor, Seyi Kehinde''i Bet You Masturbate To My Pics by IlCapitano(m): 2:58pm On Nov 18, 2012 |
Hmmmm...I guess he 'takes matters into his own hands.' |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: International Friendly: Sweden Vs England (4 - 2) On 14th November 2012 by IlCapitano(m): 11:13pm On Nov 14, 2012 |
If nothing else I'll be able to tell my kids that I saw an alien named Zlatan Ibrahimovic play and score 4 goals against England. 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: Why Hasn't Gulder Ultimate Search Been Hosted In The North? by IlCapitano(m): 10:45am On Nov 14, 2012 |
muktar mtt: God forbid wat see dis fool we dnt even want dat useless show in our side cos we dn take alchohol so thr no any economic infortand 2 us so make keep ur show we dnt want it.that's a good fanatic. Barman give him one ice-cold gulder. It's on me. Mschew. |
Religion / Re: Your Wish Before The World Comes To An End by IlCapitano(m): 10:39am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Drive a Bugatti Veyron or an Enzo Ferrari at top speed + go vacationing in Las Vegas. |
Politics / Re: Dr. Sola Saraki Is DEAD by IlCapitano(m): 9:49am On Nov 14, 2012 |
Ok.The man died. |
Politics / Re: Niger's Governor Celebrates Birthday On A Private-Jet by IlCapitano(m): 8:31pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
One day I'll get my private jet and it must make Nairaland front page o. 1 Like |
Education / Re: Fact You Should Know About English by IlCapitano(m): 6:35pm On Nov 13, 2012 |
How deos tihs afefct the pirce of grari in the mraekt. Jsut syinag. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Ever Wish You Were Born In Another Century/Decade And Why? by IlCapitano(m): 11:27am On Nov 13, 2012 |
Chicago in scarface Al Capone's time. I'd have my consigliere,caporegime and button-men holding things down Corleone style. But then I heard they tortured terrible musicians in the middle ages. I'd love to go back and take a few nigerian musicians with me just to see them in stocks with looks of terror on their faces. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Say One Weird Thing About Yourself by IlCapitano(m): 8:55pm On Nov 10, 2012 |
I read the dictionary everyday for no clear- cut reason. Have a fetish for error free statements and articles. If there's an error you can bet your last dollar I'll find it. |
Health / Re: Castrated Men Live Longer - Experts by IlCapitano(m): 2:56pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
So after they've been castrated they'll become mere window shoppers cos their 'credit cards' have been given out?Thanks but no thanks. I'll pass. |
Education / Re: Uniben 2012/2013 Session Admission Thread by IlCapitano(m): 1:59pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
Welcome to Unistress. 3 years and counting... The stress never stops. |
Romance / Re: Why Do Girls Think A Guy Should Keep A Convo Going...? by IlCapitano(m): 1:57pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
obo389:Little wonder. SMH |
Celebrities / Re: What Have The Nigerian Celebrities Contributed To The Flood Victims? by IlCapitano(m): 1:39pm On Nov 05, 2012 |
I'm pretty sure M.I's gonna write a song for them. Btw b4 you ask the celebs to search their souls why don't you do a bit of soul searching yourself? We're all humans. Nothing's too little. |
Nairaland / General / Re: Need More Twitter Followers? Drop Your Username And I'd Be Glad To Follow You. by IlCapitano(m): 11:35am On Nov 01, 2012 |
@fierydaniel7 |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Manchester United 2 - 3 On 28th October 2012 by IlCapitano(m): 7:04pm On Oct 28, 2012 |
Roberto,Roberto, what's the score Unbeaten streak ended. |
Music/Radio / Re: Blogger Replies Trace Urban, Mocks Loyal Nigerian Artistes. by IlCapitano(m): 8:21pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
acidtalk:ok |
Music/Radio / Re: Blogger Replies Trace Urban, Mocks Loyal Nigerian Artistes. by IlCapitano(m): 8:03pm On Oct 26, 2012 |
semid4lyfe: Someone should remind me what El-Rufai said again?. To each man his own. I don't read drivel and I believe most people didn't read that article from start to finish cos it's just too long. I don't have daylight to waste. Carpe diem bro. |
Religion / Re: I Saw A UFO Last Night!!! by IlCapitano(m): 2:47pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Haven't laughed this much in yrs. You've got a very creative imagination. Btw stay off the bad weed. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 13 Signs Your Friend Is In Love With You by IlCapitano(m): 1:00pm On Oct 24, 2012 |
Where's no. 12? 6 Likes |
Celebrities / Re: Mikel Obi: I Am A Good Songwriter & Singer” Speech To His New Record Label by IlCapitano(m): 2:33pm On Oct 23, 2012 |
Don't even think abt it. We're yet to recover 4rm Tonto's K.O. |
Music/Radio / Re: Headies 2012: List Of Winners by IlCapitano(m): 2:54pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
truelove.com:Assumption is the lowest level of knowledge. You assumed I'm a 2face fan whereas I'm a huge Coldplay/rock fan. I love good music. I'm not into Nigerian songs cos they're mostly drivel but if a Nigerian act sings a really good song or puts together a plethora of good songs I'll listen and 2face has done that repeatedly. Dude get outta the basement of knowledge ASAP. |
Music/Radio / Re: Headies 2012: List Of Winners by IlCapitano(m): 2:08pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
truelove.com:Dude isn't it obvious we've got disparate musical inclinations thus I haven't raised any points at all? You've got the right to an opinion& I've got the right to ignore you. |
Music/Radio / Re: Headies 2012: List Of Winners by IlCapitano(m): 1:50pm On Oct 21, 2012 |
truelove.com:It's no fault of mine that you've been possessed by a retarded spirit o. BTW Mr Music Maestro it's Kanye not kanya. |
Music/Radio / Re: Headies 2012: List Of Winners by IlCapitano(m): 11:14am On Oct 21, 2012 |
truelove.com:My sincere apologies bro but I don't answer stupid questions on Sunday. |
Music/Radio / Re: Headies 2012: List Of Winners by IlCapitano(m): 8:25am On Oct 21, 2012 |
idowuswap: Na yoruba boyz get many award pass igbo.cus hausa no sabi sing but dey can kill.up yorubasgawd...you just had to play the tribe card. Blatant tribalistic nitwit. 2 Likes |
Music/Radio / Re: Headies 2012: List Of Winners by IlCapitano(m): 8:16am On Oct 21, 2012 |
truelove.com:. Speak for yourself alone. BTW it's no one's fault that you lack musical tastebuds. |
Career / Re: Top 6 Careers For Quiet People by IlCapitano(m): 8:44pm On Oct 20, 2012 |
D!ckson:I'm presently studying law and I'm in my third yr. I feel like a square peg in a round hole. Can't wait to get done with this course and do something worthwhile. |
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