₦airaland Forum

pocohantas:
Use smart TV they say,
Only mumu dey use DSTV.

Use starlink or Fiber

Mariangeles:
Absolutely not true.

I won't be surprised if you are seen eating cockroaches

Oizee:
for wia..... Very tasty something

I won't be surprised if you are seen eating cockroaches

Mariangeles:
My mum said they usually come out during corn season.
What do you call them in your language/dialect?

Can you eat them?
I heard they're very nutritious.

Picture credit: Mariangeles

If you can eat this, you can also eat cockroaches.

According to UN any one spending less that $2 daily is below the poverty line. According to civil service, a civil servant is expected to have maximum of a wife and 4 children. Work days are averagely 21 days monthly. Today, $1 officially is equivalent to 1471.
Therefore, minimum wage should be (2x4x30×NGN1471) = NGN247,128

Dem go show am Looooooong Shege

ForValour:
Waste of space

Keep quiet, you are poor.

Jamestown123:
Only one person can not farm that land na. Don't you see? For someone to cultivate such a massive place, you have to provide security.

How many policemen do they have in the entire Nassarawa State? No go put yourself in trouble because you want to farm. No be all food is worth eating, some are traps.

Jamestown123:
See land for farming abeg

Hold your ransome for hand oo

jonnieoneng:
Hmmmmmmmmm, now I can understand? For you to know who Jonny Sins is......... I can now understand where your comments are coming from.

Chief, you no holy pass me oo. You know the name means we dey d same table. Make I enta your DM quick quick

Person be SF no be say him na bullet proof. Make dem equip dem with correct tools and equipment abeg. No be by AK47 or AR15 dem dey do SF oo. Give dem tools kawai.

flyinnizam:
As for me, I will go for Ragnar Lothbrok of Vikings TV Series. man was so good in his role

Ramsey Bolton - GOT
Batiatus - Spartacus
Sunny - Into the Badlands
Percy - Nikita
Seymour Birkhooff - Nikita
Tom Chandler - The Last Ship

Jennyclay:
These are few mature men we still have in this country and I’m very sure the man is rich and he’s capable of taking good care of a woman.

But you see all these broke poverty stricken good for nothing wretched men that can’t even afford to eat 3 square meal will be setting rubbish and nonsense standards for themselves

I want a virgin bla bla bla.. as if virgins would like to suffer with them.

Broke and nonsense men everywhere!!

SHUT UP!!! He is a SIMP

God1000:
Shame on Haiti, It's really a big shame for a country of 11 million people not to have a well equipped military that will defend the country at a time like this, they are now begging Kenya to send their police.

What's wrong with black man?

Shame on you that don't know why Haiti is in its current situation Read the following article and equip yourself with history

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Haiti_Independence_Debt

Anything that man does to earn a living is called OCCUPATION

MATH341: Differential Equations

UK created the problem in the first place

Cowards! They couldn't support Ukraine against Russia, a strong enemy, but are supporting Israel against weaker subdued threat.

The translator skipped something important "an yi sasanci ne" which means "Peace was brokered". That sentence would have give us an insight about what brought soldiers and bandit to the same place.

jonnieoneng:
Hmmmmmmmmm, now I can understand? For you to know who Jonny Sins is......... I can now understand where your comments are coming from.

Can you elaborate?

The man look like Jonny Sins. No wonder he does the act.

Baso7272:
As far Messi is at the Top. i have no problem where anyone else is

Barca Man

nibacked:
She is just marketing her self to the said Nigerian men.
Marketing strategy

I received that compliment in February 2022, when I handled one Kenyan girl of Ethiopian origin. That Borana Girl was crying like never before. She still call to know if I will go back again. I can't forget Javavu Road.

Nothing like plus size. She is FAT.

Driggs:
you are a woman.. so you shouldn't have problems..

Just package and go to events around Sheraton and transcorp hilton and socialise.. you go quick meet olowo tin fowo sanu baba bujebudanu..

if to say na man, chage your name from Chinedu to Hassan or Kola cos e go tey before Chinedu make am for Abuja..

You surely know nothing about Abuja.

general111:
But wait oh...
A bank will never allow a christian leave his work for a Christian program during work hours, why should they even have an exception for muslims....
Muslims sha

Why is Sunday, a whole day dedicated for Christians? You are a fool

4teenblaq:
Religion has eaten up our senses and priority in life.

No wonder most of this ardent northern Muslims are mostly low lives and one is ready to take down the life of his fellow man because of one imaginary god.

The white really dealt with us.

Animal

OnionBandit:
No o! Dem no go kill me. Na only onion I thief, I no kill person

Thiefing na thiefing oo. Weda na onion or skull

OnionBandit:
Sincerely, we have what it takes to fight insecurity but there is no sincerity in the fight against it. The kind of success recorded in the past few weeks is surprising. What have we been doing prior to this period? I am using this opportunity to urge our security agents to be tough against boko bastards, bandits, IPOB terrorists and other criminals gracing disgracing our headlines . Kill them all!

You be bandit na, make dem no join kill u oo. Onionbandit

SpecialAdviser:
Never in the history of the nation have we seen people doing things free for a politician.

From free house donations, Hausa guy opening free radio station and barber shop to all these. God is wonderful.

Is this some kind of magic? Is Arab spring about to replicate here? Are Nigerians working to Free themselves from divisions, deceit and stealing? Is this some sort of revolution?

Only time shall tell but personally I never believed a day that Obi can go this far. This is unbelievable. I pray we succeed. Together we are tired of this tribal divisions. We are tired of harsh economy. We are tired of manipulations. We are tired of the ruling class playing on our ignorance. We are just tired.

May God bring someone that can unite all of us and move the nation forward. Saraaaa

You are delusional

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/more-news/198396-95-year-old-woman-donated-life-savings-buharis-campaign-dead-president-mourns.html

https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/173761-igbos-top-list-donors-buhari-apc.html

https://guardian.ng/news/buhari-meets-12-year-old-who-donated-to-his-campaign/

https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.vanguardngr.com/2014/12/2015-buhari-rakes-n54m-crowd-funding-project/amp/?espv=1

PrettyOmanyo:
U Don dey Mannerless Since no b today. Abeg Koshi.

GboyegaD:
Is Obi the only other candidate or did I mention him? Stop being in a haste to conclude.

By criticising both pdp and APC in the same sentence one can easily verify what you want to say next.