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RomanceRe: Shout Out To All The Beautiful Nairaland Ladies by Illegal1(m): 9:07pm On Oct 08, 2023
omoh............wetin dis 1 smoke?
FashionRe: Cowries: How Do You See Ladies That Use This On Their Hair? by Illegal1(m): 7:31pm On Oct 08, 2023
bonnyhope:
I pity u

Those ladies are Ogbanjeee
omoh...........u no even knw wetin u dey talk slf.

so my landlord daughter wen i use my money buy cowries gv her dn bcum ogbanje bah?
FashionRe: Cowries: How Do You See Ladies That Use This On Their Hair? by Illegal1(m): 7:25pm On Oct 08, 2023
Nmezor:
It does look fine, its purely for fashion now.
omoh............abeg nah grls lyk u i dey want make them dey around me jare
FashionRe: Cowries: How Do You See Ladies That Use This On Their Hair? by Illegal1(m): 7:19pm On Oct 08, 2023
Timothy89:
a very SIMPle man at that
omoh...........nah ur SIMPle?
we lyk am lyk dat,leave us alone
FashionRe: Cowries: How Do You See Ladies That Use This On Their Hair? by Illegal1(m): 7:17pm On Oct 08, 2023
cococandy:
you people are so brainwashed.
omoh...........Nah u even get time to answer dem slf
FashionRe: Cowries: How Do You See Ladies That Use This On Their Hair? by Illegal1(m): 7:14pm On Oct 08, 2023
akin33:
Yes, you are not far from the truth. All the ladies who use leg chains and leg beads are from where they worship marine spirit. The leg chain is their identity. Men do not go near them, they will finish you.
omoh...........abeg carry ur yeye talk go 1 corner jare
FashionRe: Cowries: How Do You See Ladies That Use This On Their Hair? by Illegal1(m): 7:12pm On Oct 08, 2023
Reelmii:
abeg shift make I sit down near u,, we dey the same whatsapp group grin...if u see the waist beads on my wife's waist eh..u go go think say she dey sell am...I always buy new once whenever I see..
omoh...........Boss man,u will never walk alone.
i dey ur league jare
FashionRe: Cowries: How Do You See Ladies That Use This On Their Hair? by Illegal1(m): 7:10pm On Oct 08, 2023
theamazonguru:
Haaaa
Hand don touch this one finally.
Sell your family's last surviving land kwa?

The best thing to do is not to sell your family land..
Work hard, buy your own land , then sell it to please the mammy lady that has succeeded in caging you.
omoh.........super story
FashionRe: Cowries: How Do You See Ladies That Use This On Their Hair? by Illegal1(m): 7:08pm On Oct 08, 2023
Zonefree:
Cowries on the hair, beads around the waist...I can sell my family's last surviving land just to please such girl.
omoh............me and u dey the same league i swear.


i can't date/marry any lady without waist bead or cowries on her hair.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 8th October 2023 by Illegal1(m): 6:20pm On Oct 08, 2023
Shattuck:
my mind for no let me no cash out oh to be honest, but I was 90percent certain it was going to be over 2.5
omoh...........i no dey take dat kind risk again ooh


the tin dn do me once,i no gree cash,and the game later cut.


i nearly cry.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 8th October 2023 by Illegal1(m): 3:52pm On Oct 08, 2023
Shattuck:
bro your ticket for don enta, did you finally cash out
omoh...........if nah u,u 4 no cash out?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 8th October 2023 by Illegal1(m): 3:38pm On Oct 08, 2023
Freshtruth:
I just stake this game 550k online Brighton to win 3.46 odd. Pray for me
omoh...........senior man,u never talk lie since i knw u,bt i doubt dis 1.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 8th October 2023 by Illegal1(m): 2:20pm On Oct 08, 2023
englishmart:
Pain is not new to me. But make I cash out. I need to flex for Obalende
omoh...........bros abeg fyn ur guy 1k nah,make i take see road.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 8th October 2023 by Illegal1(m): 2:13pm On Oct 08, 2023
Meedon:
Dem fit go play one zero grin grin grin
That thing the painnnnnnnn
omoh.............i swr
to cry go jst dey hungry u
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 8th October 2023 by Illegal1(m): 1:17pm On Oct 08, 2023
englishmart:
Over 2.5 naim hold my 298k. God abeg o. Abi make I kuku cash out 170?
omoh.............Bros abeg cash out the money,then fyn me the least 1k make i take see road..
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Brighton Vs Liverpool (2 - 2) On 8th October 2023 by Illegal1(m): 1:15pm On Oct 08, 2023
englishmart:
Over 2.5 naim hold my 298k. God abeg o. Abi make I kuku cash out 170?
omoh..........Are u for real?...if yes

then remeber dis advice" a bird at hand is beta than 1million birds in the forest
RomanceRe: Ah Short Story on Challenges by Illegal1(m): 10:30am On Oct 08, 2023
omoh.........u for give us small explanation abt the pictures.
PoliticsRe: Jonathan, Jega Lead West African Leaders To Monitor Liberian Elections by Illegal1(m): 10:12am On Oct 08, 2023
omoh...........nigeria big ooh..

only borno alone big pass sum countries
PoliticsRe: Floods Loom In Adamawa, Bayelsa, Kogi, Others As Cameroonian Dam Releases Water by Illegal1(m): 9:53am On Oct 08, 2023
omoh............flood no be new tin to us again.


we dn even wait tire slf
CrimeRe: If You Are A Fraudster Pls Stop - Man Says After His Release From EFCC Cell by Illegal1(m): 10:16pm On Oct 07, 2023
omoh............super story
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz Of The 1960s, 1970s And 1980s Which Was Your Favourite? by Illegal1(m): 9:48pm On Oct 07, 2023
ableguy:
Please which area is that because is like you're describing our landlord that year?
omoh...........una go jst dey make person laff for nairaland
AutosRe: Mercedes Benz Of The 1960s, 1970s And 1980s Which Was Your Favourite? by Illegal1(m): 9:45pm On Oct 07, 2023
Gangster1ms:
Fresh Vboot still dey house dey waste. I'm not a fan of manual
omoh..........senior man abeg way bill the vboot gv me nah,i'm a fan of manual
PoliticsRe: Biafra: We’re Ready For Talks On Referendum, Says IPOB by Illegal1(m): 9:34pm On Oct 07, 2023
RockHard:
This is a welcome development that I hope PBAT would consider, coz it'll give Peter Obi and his Obidients their best opportunity of seeing him become president of a country where Obidients can enjoy Obi's reign and administration.

It's clear that Obi can never be president of Nigeria, but he can atleast be president of Biafra, where he can rule over his Obidient fans. I'll urge the president of Nigeria to consider this proposal by Ipob.
omoh.........any were belle face nah front.
RomanceRe: : I Am 45 And I Have Not Achieved Much In Life. Is It Too Late? by Illegal1(m): 8:33pm On Oct 07, 2023
Ejanlaa:
pls are you looking at what u typed or English just too hard for u like hardtack
omoh............una get bad mouth shaa..
FoodRe: The plantains I bought #1000 and how I prepared it. by Illegal1(m): 8:11pm On Oct 07, 2023
Surface2AirToto:
What exactly do you want to achieve by posting this? Like what exactly is the aim of this post ? undecided
omoh............Wat shall it profit a man to use a female gender to troll on nairaland?
FoodRe: The plantains I bought #1000 and how I prepared it. by Illegal1(m): 8:08pm On Oct 07, 2023
omoh..........even if the man thief dem slf,he no go sell them cheap lyk dis.

all dis plantain for 1k?
idonblivit..
Music/RadioRe: Davido Has Performed In More Countries Than Any African Artiste by Illegal1(m): 1:51pm On Oct 07, 2023
TemplarLandry:
cool
omoh...........we need to dedicate 1 song to him
CelebritiesRe: “i'm Not Naira Marley O” - Nigerian Man Cries Out On The Social Media(pics,vid) by Illegal1(m): 8:52pm On Oct 06, 2023
omoh...........be lyk naira marley nah twins ooh.
SportsRe: Sir Alex Ferguson's Wife, Cathy, Is Dead At 84 by Illegal1(m): 8:45pm On Oct 06, 2023
TemplarLandry:
Awww.

I dedicate “Alone” by Burna Boy from the Black Panther Soundtrack album to Sir Alex Ferguson.
Great jam!
omoh...........U be spirit,abi u dey sleep ontop nairaland?
SportsRe: Paul Pogba Faces FOUR YEAR Football Ban As B Sample Confirms Positive Drugs Test by Illegal1(m): 8:13pm On Oct 06, 2023
Massiveglory:
If this was Tinubu, the corn community of fraudsters will begin to explain.

You will hear things like tinubu did not buy the drug himself. Wike bought it for him.
You will hear things like his testosterone was issued by a 3rd party.

Criminal reno will jump out from his hide out and say something like, there is nothing there , it is a normal thing to test positive in europe.

Mad people everywhere.
omoh..........u dn finish me with laff.
RomanceRe: Am Looking For Girlfriend Here In Benin City Edo State by Illegal1(m): 11:40am On Oct 06, 2023
omoh.........jst tell us say u dey fyn sex mate wen u go nack every day.

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