₦airaland Forum

Chicentt:
Imagine it was seyi tinubu, they can't charge him to court. Dem no born their mama well

omoh........i swr

omoh........jst imagine say seyi tinubu go stand b4 1 judge then cum dey answer questions for dis country..

Meagainstthem:
This is fake,we wont accept it,Tinubu must produce his first Pampers and the birth certificate of the nurse that attend to his mom at his birth.

omoh.........u made my day

garriAndsugar:
Once I see can you do a favor message.
My reply will be anything apart from financial favor

omoh.........u funny well well

BigIyanga:
Beg-a-thon format loading

omoh........jst shut up if no get wetin to talk

LeoDeKing:
And the slayer of ipob terrorists.

omoh..........the boss man,i dn face see u tey ooh

omoh........1 comment wen dey always make me laff for nairaland be say"all nigeria grls are useless.

omoh.........i taught buhari was joking wen he said tinubu will continue 4rm were he stoped..

omoh..........naso so rape dem dey rape una..dis gender and rape stories be lyk apc and failure..

Samantha124:
You should've went to church today and found out for yourself.

omoh.........its been more than 9yrs i went to church,the zeal is no longer there.

i'm sorry to post dis here,i knw dis nt the right section for dis,jst dat i need more views/suggestion dats why i came here..


i'm michael the 1st child of my family,frm a christain home.bt i've nt been to church for almost 9yrs now.


there is sumtin i noticed abt myslf,i don't like/listen to christain songs,i can't stay in a place were worshiped songs are been played bcus my movement will automaticaly change,at times it seems i want to fall..


last night i went to barb my hair,on getting there,the barber was playing music with his mp.then it got to dis worship song.omoh....u need to see the way my legs were shaking,i had to beg the guy to next the song b4 i lose control..


since last night,i've been asking my slf dis questions.....

1)am i possessed or wat?


2)why did i stopped going to church


3)why do i fell uncomfortable wen ever i hear christain song..

omoh........comfam

omoh.........goes well,bt dis1 go too dey boring for bed.


if she climb u,nah wahala...doggy style go even worst bcus dickson no fit pass the back yard

Chingyyy878:
You no dey Bleep her ?

omoh........so bcus i bleep her,make i cum place her on monthly salary?

omoh.........as in wetin she do 4 me wen i go dey pay her?

omoh..........be lyk person go begin join dis boys/work ooh

fuckingAyaya:
Arresting or no arresting if men's sight am ❌

omoh..........which men?

jst dey play.

Taylor92:
I still wonder how all sections of the government businesses companies firms all of them will be wrong while only Tinubu and APC supporters are right

Tinubu God go punish you

I blame Chicago for not jailing when you had your shady cocaine deals

They left you and years later you came to cripple Nigeria

omoh.........u jst dey make me laff today..

drizslim:
Just tell us why u kpai the young lad.. 99days for u done exhaust.. U go collect larry

omoh........cum my area make we start the shooting

Taylor92:
I will only forgive Tinubu if he visits the moon


His mates are doing it he can do it too

omoh.........in other words,u don't even plan to 4gv tinubu in ur life time.

ElSudani:
Would you take such money and lie against an innocent person?

omoh.........4get dis made up story,dis guy dey lie jare.

omoh.........if any1 bliv dis guy,dat person can as well bliv fuel will be sold for 150 naira again.....

ChildOfDoom:
please borrow me. I always pay back and learn from my lesson

omoh.........suffering are lessons to those who want to learn.


u hv been in dis game for yrs,bt u refused to learn frm ur mistake/suffering

omoh........stop disturbing our peace here.

Kestolove:
Naira Marley should just come to Nigeria

omoh.........naira marley go cum and notin go happen.

omoh........sex is under rated jare.

we dn fu*ck so tey we no dey fill anytin abt sex again.

VickyELEFAN:
Some other time, early in may, I told him I was going to leave him. This is what happened.. Some cult boys came to my house shouting and threatened to beat me.

I ran and reported to my boyfriend. In all honesty, he came in all fury and action but when he got to my street and saw the boys.. His countenance changed. He started bending like vegetables to greet the hooligans.

Those boys collected his phone and also collected my phone. I was so ashamed. I asked him "babe what's the meaning of all these na"?
The boys were just 3 o. Just 3 boys and my boyfriend can not fight for his phone even if he won't fight for me

omoh.........dis babe u funny well well ooh,jst 3 boys and u no fit fight any 1,abi u no get hand?

bewla:
Am sure you will like it more if it's inside the hole more

omoh.........the tin 4 goes well ooh

Pootle:
you are gone

omoh..........no reason am,sum1 must kee a man

omoh........the painting goes well.


i go soon paint my dog lyk dis slf, to chase away useless nigeria grls 4rm cuming to my place.

omoh........u jst lyk every tin i lyk

i can sell my family land jst to bleep a grl with waist bead.

notin turn me on reach waist bead.

Kestolove:
River APC wia against Muslim Muslim ticket but river PDP stood for fairness and justice..

omoh..........i swr