₦airaland Forum

Igboslayer:
Witch craft no do pass this one.

raskymonojendor:
Hmmmm. Hilda with her big ass and good set of teeth. She looks very friendly.

Nawa4unaoo:
nawa oooo nothing wey person no go see for nairaland which kind talk be dis one again

ojun50:
Lazy nigeria girls

ChizzyBuna:
Meanwhile Tinubu hasnt said anything about these 2 nollywood stars

He is busy following that olosoho cooker that wants to break record

Blitzking:
When money finish dem go dey look for mompha to milk

pyyxxaro:
Obodoyibo


If not for Water Cane , I wonder what I would have turned into

After there don use cane massage my yansh finish way back , there go come bath me , rub powder for my neck


WATER-CANE MIGWOO

Lvgirl:
During my dating years ...I left a girl cos she felt doggy is a sin. I was like really
Doggy my doggy so if I marry uni won't do doggy
Well that night I manage missionary like that but I was very angry in my spirit. She won't even allow me raise her leg even for the mission style
I walked away. Wasted big yansh

LikeAking:
My father in-law called me yesterday morning for an urgent meeting in the evening.

When I walked into his palour, I saw a very angry and vicous man...

Angrily he made the following statement, 'So you want to spoil my daughter?'

I didn't respond, in my mind I was like : 'When u tire for parables u go dey alright'.

He repeated the sily question agian with a similar attitude: So you want to spoil my daughter?'

I no even send am.

Later he was like: That thing you use for peeing, why did you ask my daughter to put it in her mouth?

I remembered my wife and her no Mouth Action clause, no matter how I persuadeher, she has never and will never sucked my cook...

I was like wetin they worry this old man sef?

Then the old man started raining curses on me, out of anger. I calmly walked out of his house.

ChizzyBuna:
Best way to purnish criminals is to make them listen to you rap for 72 hours..

Generalwoodz:


What's 72 hours that I can't do? Bravo Hilda.
I just need the food stuffs to break Hilda's record. I'd 4times the time she took.

I need 100 cartoons of indomie, Truck load of firewood, 1000 tubers of yam, 3 fat cows, 70 fat chicken, 20 bags of rice/beans, 59 cartoons of spaghetti, 80 litres of ground nut oil, 59 crates of egg, One bag of salt,

Continue: 15 basket of tomatoes, 7 bags of onions, 10 bags of garri.

IamdbuII:
Dbull on this one!!!

Omoo this girl don go, I am even thinking of doing my own Guinness record for
RAPATHON
Rap for 72 hours straight. I have the collections na,

Emma513:
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING

Benki003:
I thought you wanted to say the rate of yahoo is outta hand

successmatters:
Before you start to self-service to the expired image of the drug baron, just remember that he is suffering from dementia and has lost his cognitive ability. He doesn’t even know what IG means not to talk of joining it which hands will he use to operate a device? The withered hands to cannot hold a stolen certificate properly?

Stop deceiving yourself dude.

Stone03:
They sail to ⚓ treasure

9182736455O1999:
I wonder o. Wanted to ask the same. Or maybe the "son" in this aspect means one of his boys.

blabulu2000:
Now that he has gone to pick thugs as his deputy, let Bayelsa be excepting bad ahead.....

IkeIgboNiile:
Only in Nigeria, will people defend someone who slapped an officer of the law while in his line of duty.