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Pets › Re: Man Finds His Dog Hanging Dead (Video) by illrhymes(m): 1:25am On May 18, 2024

nlfpmod:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wgILgZfTVtI

A social media user, Dude the Praise, shared a video of his dog hanging dead when he came back from work. Nobody was at home when it happened.

Even the dog don tire for Naija economy, no bone to chop. RIP to the poor dog.

Fashion › Re: Woman's Frightening Makeup Terrifies Bus Passengers by illrhymes(m): 11:06pm On May 13, 2024

NairaOcean:
Passengers aboard a local bus were taken aback when a woman boarded sporting a terrifying makeup look. Despite the passengers' evident fear, the woman appeared entirely unfazed by their reactions.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SBr3xq8xSgM

She looks like Zelda from Terrahawks. 🤦🏾🤦🏾🤦🏾

Music/Radio › Re: Is Masturbation Responsible For Lack Of Progress In My Music Career (pics) by illrhymes(m): 2:36pm On Jul 16, 2023

IamdbuII:
Due to the fact that I want to focus on my music career, I decided to cut off relationships and as body no be firewood and I no dey carry hook up and since I love to be alone and focus all I do when konji comes is to jgiribolibilibilibili

But my career has not been moving at all and am confused because I have beautiful songs just see the one below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JnKbGUIe--c

truth is to u lack the right budget to promote your songs cos with the right budget Nigeria’s national anthem will turn into a club banger.

Fashion › Re: Cornrows! I Didn't Know Nigerian Men Love This Hairstyle So Much (Photos) by illrhymes(m): 2:16am On Jul 14, 2023

LittleBigDick:
That hair style is for broke ass bitchs

My woman won't never go on that bleeped up hairstyle

Shey Tiwa Savage dey broke?

Food › Re: We Are Aware Of Chef Dammy’s Cooking Marathon, Willing To Review Evidence - GWR by illrhymes(m): 4:07pm On Jun 16, 2023

press9jatv:
https://fij.ng/article/guinness-world-records-aware-of-chef-dammys-cooking-marathon-willing-to-review-evidence/#:~:text=%E2%80%9CWe%20are%20aware%20of%20Chef,record%20attempt%20has%20been%20completed.%E2%80%9D&text=Polianskaya%20said%20there%20was%20no,to%20break%20their%20own%20records.

Chef is a product of grace, may she succeed

2 individuals can’t break same record in the space of 12 months being one year. Whoever published that article is a clown. They should review the rules first.

#GWR #guinessworldrecord

TV/Movies › Re: Tobi Bakre Wins AMVCA Best Actor In A Drama, Movie Or Tv Series by illrhymes(m): 8:42am On May 21, 2023

nlfpmod:
BEST ACTOR IN A DRAMA, MOVIE OR TV SERIES

Shanty Town

Chidi Mokeme

The Trade

Blossom Chukwujekwu

All The Colours Of The World Are Between Black and White

Tope Tedela

King of Thieves (Agesinkole)

Femi Adebayo

Black Mail

O.C. Ukeje

Tembele

Nkakalukanyi Patriq

Kofa

Daniel Etim-Effiong

Choke

Chimezie Imo

Brotherhood

Tobi Bakre WINNER

Four Four Forty Four

Ruchard Mofe Damijo

They should continue deceiving themselves. Tobi is a mid actor that is coming up but he’s not that good. Watch “Gangs of Lagos” you’ll attest to this. Now AMVCA is like the headies, they’re only giving their Yoruba counterparts the awards. Nobody should say anything about voting cos the website wasn’t giving an OTP to people that registered. Every competition, Award show, election Nigerians must bring in corruption. Just imagine who won best female actress, an upcomer that barely knows how to act. This cheating behavior is why Nigeria can’t progress in sports too cos they’re busy fixing people based on recommendations. Imagine Anthony Joshua was never given an opportunity to go for trials when he was in Nigeria. Are we going to blame this on the government too? We have serious sanitization to carry out amongst ourselves.

Politics › Re: Apapa: Obi Is A Liar, But For God, I would Have Been Mobbed In Court Today by illrhymes(m): 7:19pm On May 17, 2023

chisomkachy:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2023/05/labour-party-crisis-if-not-for-god-ill-have-died-in-court-apapa/

Dem for light am small 🤣🤣🤣. The man is an undercover agent from APC, he has collected his bag of cash and trying very hard to ruin the petition. It’s not hidden, the whole world knows this for a fact.

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Family › Re: My Boyfriend Should Earn 800k Before I'll Agree To Marry Him. by illrhymes(m): 11:26pm On Apr 27, 2023

Senudi96:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xYShYwDWxgI&list=PLUI_Fo2IKYCtvKUmz1PsCZTm2k6A-EIT1&index=4

In Nigeria today, how much should a man earn before he can contemplate marriage?

According to the lady in this video, any man asking her hand in marriage should earn nothing less than N800,000 before she can say YES to him.
Juvenile delinquency

Considering the minimum wage and unemployment rate in Nigeria, do you think she has a point or its mere wishful thinking?

Watch and share your opinion.

Politics › Re: Festus Keyamo Posts Snapshot Of Tinubu's American Visa by illrhymes(m): 12:18pm On Dec 04, 2022

ganisucks:
https://twitter.com/fkeyamo/status/1599142581006385154?ref_src=twsrc%5Egoogle%7Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Etweet[/quote]My problem with Tinubu and his team is that since they’ve started campaign, they’ve been try very hard to correct every lie. Why would one man be this controversial? If this information about him is true then his media team should post or do live videos of him in the US and stop disturbing us with all this pictures. Anybody can do this on photoshop.

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Politics › Re: Nigerians React To Peter Obi's CKC Claim In Port Harcourt by illrhymes(m): 6:54am On Nov 18, 2022

oikirodah:
My Name Na Osigwe Omo-Ikirodah, my face dey show... my shoe shine , I dey inside Bush Radio Academy nothing dey happen, na report we report, we No kill person.
See reactions
https://ireporteronline.com.ng/blog/him-tu-lie-nigerians-tear-obi-apart-for-dragging-peter-odili-into-his-bogus-claimshilarious/

Source iReporteronline.

But at least he attended CKC and it is confirmed, let’s focus on those that have no prove that they even attended primary or secondary school.

Politics › Re: South East Businessmen Donate ₦‎1 Billion To Support Tinubu's Presidential Bid, by illrhymes(m): 5:58am On Nov 18, 2022

abc115:
https://twitter.com/GoziconC/status/1593301661530865664

https://newsday.com.ng/south-east-businessmen-donate-n1bn-to-support-tinubus-presidential-bid/amp/

Only a fool will believe this. When they want to suppport with tax payers money they’ll look for a nice lie to backup their act. 2,000 busitmen indeed ��

Travel › Re: Citizens Of Different Countries Show Bad Roads Where They Live by illrhymes(m): 12:32am On Nov 08, 2022

adekanmbi1986:
Citizens of the world flaunt roads in their countries.
I am waiting to see that of my country Nigeria.

For Nigeria government go commission that Sydney, Australia road.

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Politics › Re: Atiku Meets With US Assistant Secretary & State Department Officials by illrhymes(m): 12:04pm On Oct 29, 2022

ochejoseph:
Source: https://twitter.com/atiku/status/1586284711218847744?t=YTs9vuonGw5s7RMVEIlCdA&s=09[/quote]We won’t vote him, if he like make he go snap with Jay Z for Brooklyn.

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Politics › Re: Lagos State Generated ₦753.5 Billion IGR In 2021 — Statisense by illrhymes(m): 9:54pm On Oct 28, 2022

[quote author=Clevite post=117947737]LAGOS STATE IN 2021

Lagos State generated ₦753.5 billion in IGR and received ₦243 billion as FAAC.

Total (FAAC + IGR): ₦996.5 billion

https://twitter.com/StatiSense/status/1586030313641332737?t=egKpMf4U_E0xb5Ulafspng&s=19 This shouldn’t be anyway attributed to Tinubu, Lagos generates more than this, the question is “where’s the rest of funds”?

https://twitter.com/StatiSense/status/1586032679874883585?t=rYBE5e7QPg7S7De2brbcNA&s=19[/quote]

Politics › Re: Atiku Takes Presidential Campaign To The United States by illrhymes(m): 6:11am On Oct 28, 2022

celinajumbo11:
https://www.thisdaylive.com/index.php/2022/10/27/atiku-takes-presidential-campaign-to-united-states/

which America? He should take outdoor pictures abi he didn’t meet other high profiled people there. Someone that will wear suit and do photo session in the studio and claim it’s America. He is working so hard to counter what Obasanjo said about him not able to visit America cos of his case. This man literally sold a quarter of Nigeria in the guise of privatization when he was vice president. He sold the biggest aluminum smelting company in Africa located in Akwa Ibom state called ALSCON (Aluminum Smelting Company Of Nigeria). The place is not operational, matter of fact the multi billion dollar company is now carcass, go online and read about it. Do you know how many Nigerians would’ve escaped poverty if that company and other companies were functional? He stole loads of money and invested it in Dubai. God will NEVER forgive him.

Politics › Re: ‘We Plead For Forgiveness’ Osinbajo Groups Declare Support For Tinubu by illrhymes(m): 2:38pm On Oct 27, 2022

Majesty2:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/10/video-we-plead-for-forgiveness-osinbajo-groups-declare-support-for-tinubu/

imaginary plea, can we see pictures or letter of plea, videos…. Evidence. APC will do anything to prove they’re in control meanwhile they’re all panicking. The north won’t vote them, the south don’t care about them, the east don’t want to see them, the west vote will be splited. Next time they’ll choose a good candidate and not let money destroy their party. I can’t wait for 2023 to come.

Politics › Re: Concession: FG Announces Preferred Bidders For Abuja, Lagos, Kano Airports by illrhymes(m): 2:26pm On Oct 27, 2022

PDPGuy:
https://www.vanguardngr.com/2022/10/concession-fg-announces-preferred-bidders-for-abuja-lagos-kano-airports/

This Wreckless old folks should be stopped, they’ll literally sell this airports to companies they have the biggest share an in. That is the same thing Atiku did when he was Vice President in the name of privatization he sold the BIGGEST aluminum smelting company in Africa located in Ikot Abasi LGA, Akwa Ibom State called ALSCON….. search on google “how Atiku sold ALSCON” and read about it. They better not privatize anything.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Viral Video Of Ghana's Presidential Convoy (Video) by illrhymes(m): 2:09pm On Oct 27, 2022

Bvlgari:
Check out this viral video of Ghana's presidential convoy and pls kindly share your views

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kvWuifFZPo

Africans and the quest for power

Politics › Re: Grassroots Mobilisation For Bola Ahmed Tinubu In Mbaitoli Lga,Imo State. by illrhymes(m): 1:42pm On Oct 27, 2022

abc115:
Grassroots Mobilisation For Bola Ahmed Tinubu In Mbaitoli Lga,imo State.

https://twitter.com/DavidsOffor/status/1585298472411942912

Collect your money japa ��…. Wise people

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Politics › Re: Zungeru Hydropower DAM In Niger State Completed by illrhymes(m): 3:06pm On Oct 23, 2022

blamingthedevil:
Zungeru Hydropower DAM. Completed by President Buhari in Niger State to hold excess water and provide additional 700MW of electricity to Nigerians by first quarter 2023.

https://twitter.com/OvieNews/status/1583871189025316864

What happened to the Dansin Dam? There’s flood everywhere and you APC people are posting a dam that isn’t providing any solution to the flood that is happening

Politics › Re: Manifesto: Tinubu’s 10 Promises To Nigerians by illrhymes(m): 1:58pm On Oct 21, 2022

iwaeda:
https://punchng.com/manifesto-tinubus-10-promises-to-nigerians/

Na person wey never live for Lagos go believe dis man.

Politics › Re: Sanwo-Olu Commissions Greater Lagos LBIC Estate (Pictures) by illrhymes(m): 7:56pm On Jun 29, 2022

naptu2:
Babajide Sanwo-Olu @jidesanwoolu

https://twitter.com/jidesanwoolu/status/1542162101057294340

After his tenure we will know the original owner of the property. Lagos matter dey Oluwa hand like dis.

Travel › Re: Ikot Ekpene, Akwa Ibom Is one of the Most Cleanest City In Nigeria ..photos by illrhymes(m): 7:31am On Jun 28, 2022

Ilaumoh:
shut up, the uyo ikot ekpene road was done by Udom

You say the Uyo - ikot ekpene road was done by Udom right? Who started the project, who dualized and graded the road? You hop on your keyboard and curse people without facts. You can go ahead and defend Udom, all I’ll do is pray you have another Governor like Udom so you’ll enjoy what seems like development to you.

Music/Radio › Re: Name at least 10 Rap Legends From This Photo. by illrhymes(m): 1:50am On Jun 28, 2022

50 cent
Nas
Fatjoe
Juelz Santana
Camron
Fabulous
Lil John
Rick Ross
Jay Z
Yung Jeezy
Ludacris
Lil Wayne
Common
Mos Def
Talib Kweli
Andre 3000
Big Boi
Redman
Method man
T.I
Busta Rhymes
Nelly
Kanye west
Jadakiss
DMX
Styles P
Sheep Louch
Missy
Timberland
The Game
Raekwon
Pharrell
Ja Rule
Eminem
Snoop Dogg
Thank me later.

Travel › Re: Ikot Ekpene, Akwa Ibom Is one of the Most Cleanest City In Nigeria ..photos by illrhymes(m): 3:29am On Jun 02, 2022

Ilaumoh:
Ikot Ekpene in Akwa Ibom State, Nigeria.

Akwa Ibom State is one of the cleanest places in Africa.
May God Bless Akpabio and Udom Emmanuel..

African fact zone news https://www.facebook.com/100053503367826/posts/pfbid02edji5SLchh5JTr1gX1RKoLbd6zKT67ZLGmf4F7XuYrFmbNhaEKnELLrQP8v6Qo7Cl/?d=n

PLEASE don’t attribute the development of Akwa Ibom state to the present government. All these was done in the past government (Godswill Akpabio’s administration).

Celebrities › Re: Chioma Parties With Ubi Franklin, Tiwa Savage, Iyanya by illrhymes(m): 12:46pm On Sep 06, 2021

Hopebringer:
Typical of his tribe Akwa ibom. He has left legit hustle and is now a full time gigolo

Unfortunately

He’s not an Akwa Ibomite, get your facts right. Meanwhile permit me to say “Ubi is an industry leach”. Any awuff he’s there, when celebs book private jets he’ll also attach and do photo sessions inside. I tire for the guy matter.

Properties › Re: Exxonmobil Inspects Akwa Ibom 21-Storey Tower Building (Photos) by illrhymes(m): 6:34pm On Jul 03, 2021

Olukat:
Where are those who call for Gov. Udom's head on this project?
Akwa Ibom is getting it right and this will bring in good revenue and pride.
Truth be told if you live in Lagos and visit Akwa Ibom you will find a way to wash your already laundered clothes
I'm not from there, proudly Rivers

Exxon Mobil should move and stop complimenting a simple building that would have been built ever since as the official head quarters of Mobil. How many years did it take Udom to build this? Very slow Governor and this is suppose to be an achievement? And the oil sector is suffering as we speak. He should cover his face in shame…. They’re a million and one abandoned projects in the state that have been discontinued for God knows what reason. No work for the youths, poverty is the order of the day in Akwa Ibom, he took a chunk of Akwa Ibom’s money to build an unnecessary worship center where only Christians can worship, I’m a Christian but what’s the fate of Akwa Ibomites that are traditionalist and even Muslims? The good roads, fly overs and other amenities Akwa Ibom is enjoying today were provided by the past administration.

Politics › Re: Construction Of Ibom Industrial Park & Sterling Oil Company In Akwa Ibom Begins by illrhymes(m): 4:45pm On Jun 03, 2021

NkanAkpanika:
THE PERMANENT SECRETARY, SUBEB AND THE CHIEF OF STAFF TO GOVERNOR UDOM EMMANUEL, AKPARAWA EPHRAIM INYANGEYEN INSPECTS COMPANIES IN IKWE:

Aggressive Construction of Ibom Industrial Park and. Sterling Oil Company by Julius Berger take centre stage.
Earlier today the permanent secretary, SUBEB who is also the political leader of Ikwe , Elder Ezekiel Umoh and The chief of staff to the Governor of Akwa Ibom State, Akparawa Ephraim Inyangeyen visited Ikwe Town in ONNA local government Area for official inspection of the construction going on at the INDUSTRIAL PARK and the level of work at STERLING OIL COMPANY .
Akparawa Inyangeyen was received at the palace of the village head by the village Council led by the village head, Etidung Friday Robinson, the deputy vilage head , chief Victor Udofia and Ikwe youths led by the youth President, Nsikan Gregory, women were not left out.
Elder Ezekiel Umoh commended the effort of the chief of staff to the Governor, Akparawa Ephraim Inyangeyen by always supporting Ikwe and Oniong being the leader of the said clan in ONNA, He applauded the Governor of Akwa Ibom State, Mr. Udom Emmanuel for providing a level playing ground for companies to invest in Ikwe , ONNA and other parts of the Akwa Ibom State.
Mr.Uduak Obot, the Zonal Director of NCDMB, thanked the chief of staff for visiting the company and gave a run down about the industrial park stating the time it's going to be completed and the capacity of the company in terms of employment .
Elder Ezekiel Umoh assured the company that Ikwe people are peace loving people and that they will cooperate to help the company stand while anticipating compensation for the host community as soon as possible.
Etidung Friday Robinson and Pastor Victor Udofia thanked the chief of staff and the permanent secretary for their support.
Akparawa Ephraim Inyangeyen expressed His profound gratitude to Ikwe for a warm reception and promised to bring the Governor to Ikwe and that the road from ndon eyo to Ikwe will be completed as soon as possible. Ikwe move, forward.

Akwa Ibom is the Future
Come and see job creating Initiative..

https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=957403958345390&id=100022273843703

All are schemes to steal more funds..... Akwa Ibom Stre government is the dumbest government, they had the guts to invest multi-millions to building a worship center. The last time I checked it was Akwa Ibom’s money, what happens to Akwa Ibomites with a different faith like Muslims and traditionalist? You use the state money for your selfish interest.

Art, Graphics & Video › Re: I Need A Good Video Editor For A Month Contract Gig by illrhymes(m): 9:51am On Sep 30, 2020

Onlinebiz247:
I need a good video editor for a month contract gig with possible extension, drop your WhatsApp contact if you are interested I will contact you.

My WhatsApp number is 08086167518. You can google “Iccentrik” as well. Thank you

Family › Re: At 26 My Dad Still Flogs Me by illrhymes(m): 9:28am On Sep 30, 2020

Kriss216:
You’re a good writer.

How you managed to skip your gender all through the post is orgasmic.

He clearly wrote “waiter”, that should do.

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Family › Re: What Has The Lockdown Opened Your Eyes To? by illrhymes(m): 7:39am On Apr 08, 2020

That crime isn’t the way forward. If we’re home complaining, imagine being in prison.

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