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Romance / Re: Ladies: Why Tell A Guy You Love Him When All You Want Is His Money? by ima1(f): 4:14am On Oct 31, 2009
wale.star:

The only value in woman is the pusssy but the rest is nothing, unlike the breast, after pressing it for 10 minutes,you get bored with it like hell but toto still last for 5 good fuckable times with 2 atleast fuckable rounds per time before you dump them but it is not easy getting toto because they were like fish in sea, the better the fishermen and the net or hook, the better you cash the fishes, sweet words and money are like net and hook while the ladies are fishes. catch one, chop on and place your hook looking for other fishes

i hope you die a single man, and if the only value in a woman is pussy, then where do you classify you mother that gave birth to you and raised you.

chic2pimp:

Go create your own thread jare.


stop hating and i wasn't talking to your stanky ass.
Romance / Re: Ladies: Why Tell A Guy You Love Him When All You Want Is His Money? by ima1(f): 4:41am On Oct 30, 2009
Men: why tell a lady you love her, when all you want to do is get in her pants, dump her and label her Ashawo?

@poster if you can answer my question then i will answer urs
Family / Re: My Wife Has Had Guy Issues Before. I Checked Her Email And Saw Some Things.? by ima1(f): 5:47am On Oct 29, 2009
Outstrip:

I actually don't think you should say anything now. She is in Iraq and any misunderstanding you have now might be hard to fix when she is in the middle of another war. Don't start one at home. Just keep reassuring her that you love her. It is very clear that she is getting too close to this guy but I honestly not sure how confronting her right now might help.

i agree with Outstrip, wait until she gets back, and moreover if a woman is gonna cheat on you it will be secretive, and your wife is very open with you and is just enjoying the fun of being the center of the attention. try not to confront her right now cuz it could make things worse, cuz fighting with her would make her gravitate to the other guy.
Romance / Re: Am In Trouble! My Wife's Best Friend Is In Love With Me: by ima1(f): 4:34am On Oct 29, 2009
finemocha:

dude there are just some chicks u dont touch. sisters, cousins and bestfriends. i think mothers too, and aunties in short any relative is out of the question.

lol what do you mean i think mothers too. mothers should be at the top of the list lol
Romance / Re: Am In Trouble! My Wife's Best Friend Is In Love With Me: by ima1(f): 4:24am On Oct 29, 2009
Some men are stupid o, you have sex with your wife's best friend when your wife is a few foot away, why don't you men use your brains, a few mins of pleasure is not worth losing your wife and kids, and what if the woman's husband finds out. you only think about yourself, hope ur wife forgives you cuz if i was in her position, all hell will break lose.
Romance / Re: Every Girl I Meet Wants To Have A Baby For Me. by ima1(f): 2:51am On Oct 27, 2009
Ebonyeyes:

[b]Brokeonaire [/b]more like

lol dats funny
Romance / Re: Every Girl I Meet Wants To Have A Baby For Me. by ima1(f): 1:36am On Oct 27, 2009
yeah right, u ain't no 50 cent (have a baby by me n be a millionaire) grin
Romance / Re: My Answers To Those Tough Questions That Your Girlfriend May Ask You (lol) by ima1(f): 6:18pm On Oct 25, 2009
all of those answers are cheezy n not believable, example the first and second one, if a guy answers like that i will know he is fing lieing
Family / Re: Discrimination Against Edo State by ima1(f): 10:38pm On Oct 24, 2009
What reputation do Edo men have, cuz i married one and my parents keep saying you know how edo men are, can someone explain it to me
Romance / Re: Caught My Husband Of 7yrs In A Compromising Position At A Girl's House! by ima1(f): 6:55am On Oct 24, 2009
Kelvinj:

Wait a min, were did u meet d DJ in d first place?club i guez & u decided 2 marry him. Well u must finish wetin u start, take hart
@ima1
Why ar u soundn mean 2 9ja

cuz naija is a messed up country that refuses to improve, ask yourself "what has naija done for me?" NOTHING
Romance / Re: Caught My Husband Of 7yrs In A Compromising Position At A Girl's House! by ima1(f): 5:56am On Oct 24, 2009
Negro_Ntns:

You want to be her lawyer?  

I-n-D-e-P-e-N-d-E-n-T!!

She got her own house. . .
She got her own car. .

. . . if u ain't know sit down!


does that even mean anything
Romance / Re: Caught My Husband Of 7yrs In A Compromising Position At A Girl's House! by ima1(f): 4:39am On Oct 24, 2009
FL Gators:

In Nigeria? Impossible! When we still have educated retards in power?

i thought the poster was in UK / LONDON, cuz it wouldn't work in naija -- Naija is a Godforsaken lawless country that has no regards for anyone---

only solution in naija will be to save money. ask him for money and start saving up
Family / Re: Who Is More Important; Your Husband Or Children? by ima1(f): 4:34am On Oct 24, 2009
Fhemmmy:


remember your children are still your kids, even when they are 40 years old, so at that point when they can fend for themselves and all that, who will now be more important, would you now change your mind and say the husband?

well yes, when your kids are able to fend for themselves then you would have more time for your hubby, but like i said before, the hubby has to understand, and put the kids first too (in a situation where both can't be No. 1,)
Romance / Re: Caught My Husband Of 7yrs In A Compromising Position At A Girl's House! by ima1(f): 4:30am On Oct 24, 2009
@Poster

did you sign a prenup, if you didn't then you can end up getting half his stuff, if you have the right lawyer and as long as you can keep track of his money. and remember to go for child support if you decide to leave this man.
Family / Re: Who Is More Important; Your Husband Or Children? by ima1(f): 2:07am On Oct 24, 2009
IMO, I think the children are more important cuz if you bring a life into this world you are responsible for that life. and your partner should understand why he comes second to the kids. your husband can fend for himself, but your kids depend on you.
Romance / Re: Caught My Husband Of 7yrs In A Compromising Position At A Girl's House! by ima1(f): 2:00am On Oct 24, 2009
one of the reasons why i cannot and will not fully love any man, even my husband, cuz when he messes up, its not something i will forget (i will forgive, cuz God wants me to forgive), and i wanna be able to leave without looking back.
Romance / Re: Help! I'm Short by ima1(f): 7:40am On Oct 17, 2009
puskin:

~ Eat more BEANS and grow taller. ~

don't u think its too late for that.
Romance / Re: Get Married To A Virgin Or Die Searching! by ima1(f): 6:36pm On Oct 12, 2009
ibkaye:

grin grin grin grin cheesy
tithe:

Am simply searching for a virgin not a Dog


yeah that was funny, how would you know dogs have urges and women don't (pretty weird comment huh lol)
Romance / Re: Get Married To A Virgin Or Die Searching! by ima1(f): 6:31pm On Oct 12, 2009
tithe:

I ve not eating any cakeooo, and am not planning on eating till am married.

if you are a virgin then you have a valid argument (that is my point), but if you are not a virgin (then i don't know why you are complaining)
Romance / Re: Get Married To A Virgin Or Die Searching! by ima1(f): 6:18pm On Oct 12, 2009
tithe:

@Ima1,

You don't understand, i ve alot of reasons

1. My friend who just got married, Surprisingly his wife started comparing his smting with the other ones she has seen (dat it is small) and that lead to their break up.

2. Secondly i want to be the first and the last

3. I will ve the got to dye for her because she has know no other.

4. I will trust her  completely

yeah and doesn't she deserve the same thing too. you men still compare your women to the last even if you meet a virgin, all this is just talk. don't be expecting to eat ur cake and have it, and what if you find a virgin and can't satisfy her urges.
Romance / Re: Get Married To A Virgin Or Die Searching! by ima1(f): 6:15pm On Oct 12, 2009
ibkaye:

Personal preference I guess, everybody has one, same way many girls will tell you that they are put off of a guy if he is a virgin you don't see people telling her to shut the f*ck up either

Hope you find your dream girl dear smiley wink

i see your point, but these are the same guys who even when they find a virgin, proceed to disvirgin her and then start bitching again about looking for a virgin, they go around sleeping with anything on skirt and now want to eat their cake and have it. it just pisses me off.

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Romance / Re: Get Married To A Virgin Or Die Searching! by ima1(f): 6:07pm On Oct 12, 2009
@ poster

are you urself a virgin, if not then shut the f*ck up
Family / Re: What Can Make You Leave Your Partner? by ima1(f): 6:13pm On Oct 11, 2009
Physical abuse and or cheating
Romance / Re: Stop Acussing Men! Blame The Nature. by ima1(f): 9:15pm On Oct 10, 2009
this is funny, lol like you men know when we fake orgasms and stop blaming us for you men thinking with your a-holes
Romance / Re: 10 Reasons Why Guys Dump Girls by ima1(f): 1:49am On Oct 05, 2009
saw that on yahoo yesterday lol
Romance / Re: My Chic Loves Money More Than: by ima1(f): 8:53am On Oct 04, 2009
isn't it a fair trade when all you men want is pu*sy, why shouldn't she want ur money lol (some men would wanna call it prostitution)

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