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Finstar:
Your logic made me lose all my brain cells

Oops.

LordReed:
LMFAO! How can a virus have a goal? See what believing fairytales can cause. Your brain must have been scattered like scrambled eggs.

Of course it has no goal, just scores.
The goal of a virus is to replicate or reproduce itself in living things. i'm ashamed of your science school, you deserve a refund.

kingxsamz:
Yes he said it with confidence, during his live service.

It must have been a slip of tongue. Perhaps he meant to say million. Billions will be a direct insult on the intelligence of the audience.

sonmvayina:
Continue looking...

You goofed

kingxsamz:
Now your pastor came out to say that 3.25 billion people tuned in to listen to his service in over 227 countries. abeg how many countries dey this world? What's the population of Christians?

Did pastor Chris say this? i will be quite surprised because i thought one of the members was just lying for fun in another thread.

LordReed:
How do you know it is my goal when I have never stated such? Keep expressing how dull you are.

What is the goal of the coronavirus in the body? Are you still too dull to know it since coronavirus has never stated such?

hayoholla:
Why did Paul wanted to die? It all stems out of want and long for something. It doesn't change the situation more punishable for a suicide victim of wanting to die too. They all wanted the same thing but one had more "willpower" to take his own life.

Stupidity not willpower. How many times are people tempted to beat up and annoying senior or even official in a higher institution. You might even feel like or want to kill him or her. Those people are much different from the real murderers, no?

sonmvayina:
That is because it is just one line he thought people will not notice... Mathew 27:52-54.

Matthew 27:52 And the graves were opened; and many bodies of the saints which slept arose, 27:53 And came out of the graves after his resurrection, and went into the holy city, and appeared unto many. 27:54 Now when the centurion, and they that were with him, watching Jesus, saw the earthquake, and those things that were done, they feared greatly, saying, Truly this was the Son of God.

I have looked many times, i still cannot find 500?

LordReed:
Where have you seen me state that there is no god or that man came from monkeys? So how can that be my goal? See how you make yourself look dull?

Don't be dull. Your GOAL means you're yet to achieve it. It's future duh.

sonmvayina:
Mathew..500 saints woke up from their grave and walked the streets..

i don't see it.

LordReed:
This must mean you don't understand what you are talking about or you deliberately strawmaned the science.

i only brought you closer to your goal since you put it in the religion section.

This must somehow prove what we have been saying that there is no god and man came from monkey and the earth is as a result of gbas gbos.

kingxsamz:
Oh, now they should do proper research?
You're beginning to sound more like pastor Chris after realizing his mistakes ...
What happened to the anti-christ now?
What happened to 5g being the cause of deaths in Wuhan?
Now you want them to do proper research on its effect on human health.
I thought you were sure about 5g being the cause of deaths and also the tool for the anti-christ. eyah..

Leave him alone, wetin. Is he pastor Chris?

CAPSLOCKED:
NOTHING ABOUT THEIR RESURRECTION OR THE SMELL OF THEIR ROTTEN, DECOMPOSED BODY WAS RECORDED. LOL. BLOODY FOOLS.

Err, Matthew recorded it. Are you drunk again?

sonmvayina:
I think the resurrection will fall under fake news, all we have is some inconsistent and contradictory report by some unknown people.. No mention is made of how the story affected their life or even who they are.. They are so far from the story they are telling.. They are not related to any character in the story... Muck like Okonkwo and chinua Achebe.....

How can 500+ people rise from the grave and nobody else took notice.. All we have is a line in a story written by somebody with the name Mathew... Not credible at all..

Who talked about 500+?

CAPSLOCKED:
ALL CHRISTIANS DON'T READ "THE BIBLE". THEY JUST READ A FEW PARTS OF IT, AND REPEAT UNTIL INFINITY.
I THINK IT'S GOOD FOR THE BUSINESS LIKE THAT, CUS IF THEY READ THE WHOLE DAMN THING THEY'D BECOME JUST LIKE ME. AN ATHEIST.

i read the whole thing.

zeusdgrt:
We talking of followers on its own network u dey talk YouTube?guy u dull sha

You have a nameless platform or network that is bigger than YouTube?

MiddleDimension:
if it got only very few views on youtube, then it will get even fewer views on whatever unknown platform you have in christ embassy.

It seems they live in another world oh. Maybe he's talking "in faith". i think they teach them to keep saying it, lie your way through to breakthrough. Ahhhleluyar

zeusdgrt:
Oga stop being an illiterate, christ embassy is bigger than what you think it runs on it's own satellite with different network not on a video view channel like the nonsense view post u shared

Unfortunately, your lack of home training and proper church training supposes that to insult and abuse is a fruit of the spirit. An illiterate cannot read. i have read to you and shown you picture of the number of online views you directed us to. You said "Check the number of online viewers from the last broadcast and chill". i checked and showed you. You that knows how to check properly, check and post here. Talk is cheap. If i say i am currently transmitted live to 1billion people, would you just believe it sheepishly? Prove it and let's see if it's believable. If you can't prove it, no need to lie. Educate us instead of calling your pastor's picture thrash.

OtemAtum:
written as an excuse for why audio Jesus could not cure the epidemics in the writer's time And it's still useful to the gullibles after many years

You're just being naughty, how old are you? 12?
The manual explains very well the function and direction of an appliance. It is not an excuse but a clear cut description. Like the usual resident atheist, you have foolishly defined God in your own skewed imagination. God doesn't fit your ludicrous expectations, therefore there is no God.

Delusion 101.

This is the reason why some churches are asking for government to allow them hold service. The lockdown law is skewed in Nigeria. The same people you hinder from going to church for 3 to 4 hours in a week are spending days in the market. Where is safer, the church or market?
Like Oyedepo said, the church is the most organised place. There are ushers, there are seats. Churches can easily practice social distance with multiple services. But no. People are roaming the market, playing in the streets, having parties, doing executive mosque thanksgiving etc. Every thing is just upside down in Nigeria. Even our own lockdown and social distance has different meaning from other nations.

OtemAtum:
Another excuse for audio Jesus' incompetence

Excuse? It was written before you were born. i'm not making it up.

CAPSLOCKED:
THE WORD OF THEIR PASTORS, AND ALSO THEIR WHATSAPP NEWS AND RUMOR DISTRIBUTION CHANNELS ARE ALWAYS CONSIDERED OVER THE FINDINGS OF A TRILLION SCIENTISTS AND PROFESSIONALS.

The greater percentage of trillion scientists and professionals are religious people. You need to wake up and stop day dreaming.

OtemAtum:
Comical ko, economical ni

Because it's a load of junk without basis.

0temSapien:
Who told you healing was not promised?

Healing? This is healing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp98cK4YIoM


Saving the world from corona? No. Instead, He predicted perilous times and tribulations, with men's hearts failing them because of fear.

zeusdgrt:
Let me educated u joor,that's not loveworldsat network,we have uk,us,Canada etc transmitting through loveworldsat is a digital company on its own having different channels connecting different countries and states,so guy be informed and stop showing me that trash

You said "Check the number of online viewers from the last broadcast and chill". i checked and showed you. You that knows how to check properly, check and post here. Talk is cheap. If i say i am currently transmitted live to 1billion people, would you just believe it sheepishly? Prove it and let's see if it's believable. If you can't prove it, no need to lie. Educate us instead of calling your pastor's picture thrash.

aalangel:
That's just YouTube, you didn't add all our tv stations, apps and websites.

no comment.

OtemAtum:
I shall not stop waiting

Why wait for what was never promised?

OtemAtum:
Now I see that you don't understand what God Almighty is, so I will school you. God Almighty is not a different entity who lives in the sky. Rather, God Almighty is the TOTALITY OF EXISTENCE. So the summation of you, me, your ancestors, my ancestors, your god(Jehovah), animals, plants, skies, planets, universe and everything in Existence is God Almighty. It is only ignorance that makes humans to pick a little fragment of God Almighty, say Jehovah or Allah, and worship them as the entirety of God. Imagine, you pick Jehovah who is just an insignificant part, say less than 0.000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001% of the extent of God Almighty and worship him as the entirety of God Almighty. At this present moment, even the weakest of all scientists is far far wiser, greater, more relevant and bigger than both Jehovah and Allah combined, yet humanity don't know it. Worshipping any of these past beings(gods) at the present moment is like worshipping a stone. So now I have school you on what God Almighty is and what it is not.

Comical

Be careful what you ask for.
1Ti 6:6 But godliness with contentment is great gain.

zeusdgrt:
Check the number of online viewers from the last broadcast and chill

Don't be naive, you have internet, you can read, you went to or are going to school. What else, are you under a spell?

OtemAtum:
Yes I do, because I am a part of God Almighty that's capable of reasoning. Why did you ask?

You're just too ridiculous for me. Now you're God Almighty.