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LordReed:
Look at how proud you are that your god watches suffering and does nothing. Unbelieveable. LMFAO! Audio god. Bwahahahahaha!

Look at how ignorant you are about who God is? These things are clearly seen in scriptures. But the fool has defined god in his imagination, God doesn't fit into what he imagines God to be, therefore they say there is no god.

CAPSLOCKED:
It hit front-page by mistake in 2016, and my full de-conversion happened. I found the family I've been looking for all my life, and the rest is history.

Chai. Christianity don suffer oh. See this one too telling the story of deconversion. Were you ever born again? You simply jumped ship just to allow yourself the excuse to sin.

LordReed:
Bwahahahahaha! Once a Christian starts with the devil stuff you know they've gone ballistic.

Go and heal coronavirus with Jesus magic let's see. LMFAO!

Bring them to Jesus.

LordReed:
Bwahahahahaha! Audio saving on display. Go and heal coronavirus patients with your Jesus magic let's see. Meanwhile you safely in your house typing audio saving bullcrap. LMFAO!

Actually, i've been moving up and down almost like your dad the devil just not looking for whom to devour. But it's good and advisable to stay safe,it's a biblical practice. When leprosy was incurable, God told His children to quarantine and maintain proper hygiene. Follow the bible and don't be unfortunate reed riding hood.

LordReed:
Failure

You know it best. Eeyah

solite3:
Jesus is not a political saviour, the Jews expected such and were disappointed jesus is a saviour from sin and to unit man back to God for that is the real problem not corona virus or whatever it is called.

Do you mind these jokers? Respect to those affected by all evil. Fact is corona virus has not killed up to 12000. They think it's an emergency and a pandemic. They think oh God must quickly show up now or else. What ignorance. They don't know how many years God used before He came to save the dying world. Still spent over 30 years and forbade His disciples from saving non Israelite. Hitler was killing millions of Jews, God did not panic. Millions have died this year only from causes like accidents, and other sickness. Even some government action and inaction have killed over 12000, making them more disastrous. But 12000 people are dead and comedians are giving God an ultimatum? Do they reason at all?

LordReed:
So you can't turn water to wine right? Why because it doesn't happen by chance? LMFAO!

Eeyah, no money. Do eye problems vanish by chance? Do legs shorter than the other grow to right same size by chance? For one who thinks that the earth and its inhabitants happened by chance, i should be the one mocking. But what do i know? Your boss pulls your strings as he chooses. Tomorrow, he may just tell you to commit another crime.

LordReed:
Is my conscience the magic sky daddy?

Do you have an evidence of this so called accountability?

Fail

kingxsamz:
Tiny problem that's making your pastors to close their business centers...

Tiny puny little problem. I thought scientists said the virus was tiny and even microscopic?

CAPSLOCKED:
No. But it's not wrong if it doesn't pose a threat to the human race.

In that case, it is wrong. The human race will be extinct in few decades if we all are gay.

MuttleyLaff:
It never is news that God already had put out the solution for all problems, small or large that could/might make man jittery.

Same way, there is and/or are whatever furniture you can imagine of, in a seed of oak tree, waiting for man to bring out the chair, the bed, the door, the etcetera from out and/or in the seed, so God, too, like everyone of us, is waiting for man, to reach deep into his God given potential and pull out what God has already put inside him, to neutralize COVID-19 with, lol

Very true Muttley, very true.

OtemAtum:
Which of the gods is in control? Pls specify, because last time I checked Allah is still in his spiritual cage. However, the scientists are in control and they will get the cure soon. They are the gods I can recommend for getting this job done, no one else.

The Creator of all.

LordReed:
Audio saving. LMFAO! Abeg change water to wine let's have a good time. Bwahahahahaha!

You don't have money to buy your wish? Jesus saves.

LordReed:
Is my conscience the magic sky daddy?

Would you believe if i say yes? Are you asking because you lack joy?

Do you have an evidence of this so called accountability?

Is your conscience different from the conscience of a dog or a rat?

CAPSLOCKED:
Their excuse is that God has already given us freewill and the brain to solve problems by ourselves, so he doesn't interfere with our activities at all.. unless simple things like helping believers pass exams after praying (but studying hard first), or helping drunkards get home safely.. then God is champion.

but difficult real life matters that we cannot solve by ourselves? Hide & Seek.

Good news is that God is in control. He's about to open the solution for this tiny problem that's making you all jittery.

CAPSLOCKED:
Young man I'm not the one to engage in such dumb discussions with you. homosexuality is totally natural. Everything in nature proves it.
Guess what's unnatural? Homophobes.

Does being natural make something right?

LordReed:
Misunderstanding is your middle name.

Go and save the those with coronavirus. This is real life now. If you go out and save 1 person who has coronavirus comeback and show us. LMFAO! I doubt you'll step out and do that. Governments are beginning to tell people to stay home, will you do the opposite because you have Jesus magic? No you won't, you'll stay home and eat your beans. Bwahahahahaha! Meanwhile please change water to wine let's have a coronavirus healing party. LMFAO!

If you have the virus, tell me let me help you.
Mat 15:26 But he answered and said, It is not meet to take the children's bread, and to cast it to dogs.

LordReed:
Is my conscience the magic sky daddy?

Do you have an evidence of this so called accountability?

Would you believe if i say yes to the meaningless question?

LordReed:
Bwahahahaha! I understand that your frustration is very high that I refuse to buy your Jesus magic. Take a chill pill OK before you have a coronary. LMFAO!

It's difficult explaining simple things to dumbasses like you because no matter how many times you repeat a simple sentence, they'll choose to be obtuse and misinterpret it. I never said sin didn't exist before the law. I made a snide comment that showed that the sin concept has nothing to do with law. Your fairytale says original sin came when Adam ate the fruit. Why was it sin? Because he disobeyed god. Sin is about opposing divine will, not about crimes and criminality or even morality for that matter. Divine will is a made up concept therefore opposition to a made up concept, as a concept in itself, is also necessarily made up because it needs to be part of the narrative. If you cannot grasp this then I know I have been wasting my time with a blockhead.

Coronavirus is here, I don't see you Jesus magic proponents rushing to the isolation wards to go perform your "saving" there. Go now, let's see. Meanwhile when will you change water to wine for us to have a party? LMFAO!

Not at all, i am not frustrated with you. By prophecy, by experience, by exposure and by result, there is absolutely no such need.

Rom 7:9 For I was alive without the law once: but when the commandment came, sin revived, and I died.

Your "snide remark" had me thinking of the above scripture and its similars which i thought you misunderstood as usual. Your problem is compounded as we both have different definitions. Law, crime, sin all have different meanings for us. Funny.
If you have the coronavirus, Jesus can save you. If He saved you, will you not explain it as chance and motivation?

LordReed:
Is my conscience the magic sky daddy?

If you will only answer questions with questions then we can do it all day long.

Unfortunately for us, i don't have questions, you do. Do you suppose that animals have conscience like you? Would you believe if i say yes to the meaningless question?

LearnITsmash:
I can guarantee you that Nigeria currently has over 100 infected people that the government haven't been recorded and they still leaving all these useless shrines called churches open until we start dying by the thousands

Why are you so concerned about church to a fault? What of schools, buses, markets where people congregate and spend the bulk of the time and week?

LordReed:
Is my conscience the magic sky daddy?

Do you suppose that animals have conscience like you? Would you believe if i say yes to the meaningless question?

LordReed:
Bwahahahahaha! No need to project your frustration unto me. I am not the one trying unsuccessfully to sell Jesus magic. LMFAO!

Sin has nothing to do with the laws of the land and everything to do with transgressions against divine will. Divine will is a made up concept ergo sin is a made up concept.

There is no Jesus saving in the first place. The Jesus magic you think is "saving" is a scam used to cover the fact that it is chance and motivation at work. Ask any of your pastors or you to do something chance can't and y'all can't. Can you multiply loves and fish? Turn water to wine? Walk on water? Grow an amputees limb? No to all of these because there exists no chance at all that any of these things can be accomplished but the things that can be accomplished by chance y'all will claim your Jesus magic can do. Bwahahahahaha!

I understand the dishonest nature, we've been there too. How long will you lie to yourself? Bwahahaha online and suicidal feelings offline. There are millions taking and claiming to take Jesus, how then is it an "unsuccessful sale"? You're the one asking awkward questions like a 4year old.
You thought sin did not exist before the law, i simply showed you high level that IT was not reckoned. Your usual attempt to turn logic on its head has not helped you and will never do.
Jesus saves and i have seen Him save. i am a living testimony. i was once lost in sin and know many who were once lost in sin like you are. Jesus set us free. We are no longer slaves to committing sin. Old things passed away, there was no scam about it. Jesus saves free of charge. No more masturbation, pornography, cheating others, self conceit, greed, immorality, theft, bile, wickedness. There's peace in our hearts that the world never gave despite our age, education, training, exposure and money. Jesus gave it freely.

LordReed:
Is my conscience the magic sky daddy?

So you agree that you do have a conscience. Do you suppose that animals have conscience like you?

LordReed:
LoL another scam of religion, magic sky daddy is watching you. Bwahahahahaha!

Do you have an evidence of this so called accountability? LMFAO!

Do you have a conscience?

LordReed:
LMFAO! Yeah because according to your fairytale sin didn't exist before your fairytale god gave any laws.

Then Jesus saves is not better than chance is what your numb skull refuses to acknowledge.

No need to write LMFAO or any of the synonyms like it's a salute, greeting or punctuation mark. i'm certain you are grimacing and gnashing your teeth the most of the time. Make some attempt at honesty, you are not under pressure to lie, are you?
Sin was not reckoned until the law was given, that's pretty commonsense. Let me break it down with the hope that you will grasp it for once. For instance in Nigeria, there is no written law or constitution against spitting/urinating on cars. i think it is wrong to spit/urinate on cars, people do it since before i was born. Next month, the government may issue a directive or law saying such action would be penalised. It means from next month, it is officially reckoned against the doer and offender.
You believe Jesus saves but you are not happy with the rate, right?

LordReed:
Bwahahahahaha! The joke flew over your head.

Accountable to who? A fairytale god or to the ever soon coming Jesus? LMFAO!

We are all going to account for the actions and lives we live. You know it but you don't want it,that's why you vehemently lie to yourself. All those sins you love to commit, you'll make complete account for them. Let Jesus save you.

LordReed:
People had laws before your god story came on the scene so saying that the only way to judge crime is when you call it sin shows your ignorance.

Your god stories are unnecessary for anything in this life including for justice. Made up concepts like sin only have relevance in trying to promote made up solutions.

Your Jesus magic saves but there is no guarantee? Bwahahahahaha!

Blah, blah, blah, end of the world, blah. Everybody and their parrot have been predicting an end so you are not new. Your Jesus in not coming. Want to bet that till you die you won't see that happen? LMFAO!

Duh, it's like the hindis saying there was pani before water. How ridiculous, they mean the same thing. Nobody said the only way to judge crime is to call it sin. You just can't stop lying, can you? Your motivation and chance have not set you free. Crime, sin, transgression, lawlessness are the same thing, duh. What we call synonyms. God is unnecessary yet your superiors in every area flock to Him weekly.

Thanks be to God at least you now know and write that Jesus saves. What is guarantee again, did Jesus promise you "guarantee". Is your life guaranteed?
Does your science god that you worship not teach end of the world? Are you going to be alive to see it? Is truth premised on my being alive or you being alive? Where does your weirdness in thinking ooze from so constantly?

LordReed:
I'll take my chances. LMFAO!

You'll take your chances yet Jesus is chance. SMH. The issue as often is that you don't want to be saved, not that you have any sensible chance to take. You don't want to stop sin or be accountable for your lies, immorality and corruption. I pray it doesn't get too late for you.

LordReed:
Your dumbassery will continue to resonate throughout all you write like the broken clock you are.

Go and check out all the recovering addicts secular institutions help day in day out without any Jesus magic before you start celebrating like a two year old seeing cake for the 1st time.

When will secular institutions deliver you? Oh, maybe no money. Jesus will save you for free. Only believe.

LordReed:
The pathetic one here is you since you reason like a broken clock. Where did I say homicide and the rest are not a reality? Where did I say people are not responsible for the crimes they commit? Your deluded pathetic head cannot reason that's why you are writing rubbish and attributing it to me. That sin is a made up concept doesn't say people don't commit crimes. Its deluded pathetic dumbasses like you who think the only way to hold people accountable is by introducing a fairytale god and his fairytale judgement day. We as humans are very much capable of holding ourselves accountable. Indeed no god has come down to hold anybody accountable. Osama bin Laden was killed by men, Hitler was defeated by men, Stalin died of natural causes/illness at 74. If your god was so interesting in saving lives why did he not intervene? LMFAO!

Jim Bakker televangelist went to prison so your Jesus magic is not insurance against people committing crimes and being jailed for it. Myles Monroe preacher, leader of leaders of nations, bishop, teacher of Jesus magic, died in a plane crash on approach to landing with his wife and everyone on board the plane. Jesus magic did not save them.

A broken clock reasons in the reed world, SMH. Those crimes are sins. You cannot say sin isn't a reality without incredulously saying they are not a reality. It's a senseless attempt to separate water from H2O. i never gave any talk about holding people accountable or punishment for sin. Christianity(the BIBLE, not your wetdream definition) clearly supports, teaches and shows that God judges sins and government judges and should judge sins. Implying that Christianity only makes criminals accountable for sins by introducing God or judgement, neglecting constitutional earthly punishment is only typical of the reed that hides his head in the sand fashionably exposing his literal bombom.

i asked you to imagine but you embarassed my hope in such ability or possibilities. Imagine, think, reason, assume if your cohorts had been saved as teenagers. They'd not have been such disasters to their generation. That is the reality to consider, the difference Jesus makes in a life. The difference you call chance and motivation.
Hospitals save. That you are saved from the coronavirus right in a Wuhan hospital doesn't mean you'll always be saved in or by an hospital. i thought that was common knowledge(sense), you make it seem like a revelation. The same person discharged free/saved today from hospital may die next year right in an hospital. Does that mean he was not saved this year? Does that make hospital useless? Following the same line of reasoning/logic. Jesus saves you from sin today. It is not eternal security as you hope me to preach. Bible says "Take heed lest you fall". Read the fine print. Acting all aghast because of backsliding simply shows your ignorance of the Word and the Way.
Newsflash, Jesus died a painful death. The early apostles and a major part of the early church died painful death. What you are preaching and assuming me to preach is what Christian circle wrongly calls "Prosperity gospel". The Bible doesn't preach so. The Bible says that the days are evil, and that in the world there is tribulations and tears and sorrows. God promised to wipe away all such at His second coming which we eagerly await. Read the fine print. That's why i told you that the greater part of salvation is from sin and judgement. The others are additional, bonuses. They may come, they may not come for some. What is 100% sure and guarantee for all, which you do not want to hear, is that the vilest offender who truly believes, receives pardon, cleansing and a new life. Jesus offers you this unparalleled peace and joy.

LordReed:
That's for your brain cells to work on. Ponder on why your Jesus magic is so limited and doesn't work for everyone.

Why ponder when He works for me? You should ponder that He works at all. My testimony is that Jesus saves. Chew it till you receive it.