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Romance › Why So Much Bashing Here From: Siofra, Sweetplum And Jennyclay?. by imagrg(op): 3:05pm On Jan 14, 2023
Sometimes I think they are out to defend their gender on the Romance Forum here but sometimes too I see them exhibiting certain traits redpillers condemn on this section of Nairaland.

What message are they trying to pass generally?

They leave me musing sometimes too. huh huh shocked
Family › Re: Every Woman Needs A Husband Like This (photo) by imagrg(m): 2:54pm On Jan 14, 2023
My love bashing us again!
Methinks I can engage you to write for me on my proposed blog.
Methinks we can role in the hay too grin
siofra:
God! I love this man so much for this. He's one of the last brave ones we still have in this world.


He knows what true love is and I respect that.

Such a supportive man. God bless you, sir.

Modified;

It seems my post is annoying some people, well, they can die for all I care.

I see topics all the time on front page telling a woman not to leave her husband just because he cheated on her.

But here I am praising a man for being brave enough not to divorce his wife for cheating and they are coming for me like I'm the devil?

Fūck all of you insulting me, what's good for the goose, is good for the gander.
tongue
Crime › Re: How Yahoo Boy Tricked Me Into Nigeria – American Woman (Pictures) by imagrg(m): 12:57pm On Jan 14, 2023
Fastest way to relocate to America without Visa or flight ticket.
thebosstrevor1:
the easier way to go to prison nowadays is by scamming American citizens. the American embassy and the fbi will be involved in your case. if you are unlucky you can be extradited to the US to stand trial
Crime › Re: 17-year-old Arrested For Allegedly Impregnating 10 Ladies In Rivers by imagrg(m): 12:48pm On Jan 14, 2023
The boys cum dey impregnate them. grin
Romance › Re: Please, Who Has Used Any Of These In Collecting Blood From Their Visitor?pics In by imagrg(m): 4:09pm On Jan 13, 2023
This is why you must respect women and offer them all the financial assistance they need as a lover or husband. Believe me, they deserve it!
Romance › Re: Siofra Finally Confessed by imagrg(m): 4:01pm On Jan 13, 2023
Your defence is apt but it doesn't answer the question.
If it's true your kpekus smells, I have a better solution to it...I can help you with a cleanser but it has to be applied to as oil to a preek and inserted through your vulva. Then, relax lying down for 30 minutes and do your wash up and that smell would vanish after 4 tries.
Trust me..I can help do the screwing with my cucumber size preek.
MatrixReloaded:
Be respectful of opposit gender. Give no heed to gender harassment. Let love lead and know that ur were pushed out from same kpekus or maybe ur head is too big and docs had no option than to tear ur mom womb. Respect this gender.
Romance › Re: Ashawo Woman Fights Dirty With Old Man After He Refuses To Pay Her After Enj.... by imagrg(m): 3:38pm On Jan 13, 2023
Wifee, I suppose.
Crime › Re: SP Lareee: Bandits Kidnap DPO In Plateau (Photo) by imagrg(m): 3:32pm On Jan 13, 2023
I laugh in pidgin English! grin

Who else is safe when our security officials are themselves insecure? huh
Crime › Re: RRS Rescues 3 Teenagers From Forced Prostitution. by imagrg(m): 3:29pm On Jan 13, 2023
Oh boy!
Has the society degenerated to this level where money is valued over morality?

Most Nigerians can do anything for money!
Romance › Re: My Roommate Is Sexually Abusing A 14 Year Old Girl. by imagrg(m): 3:26pm On Jan 13, 2023
Leave the scene fast! cool
Family › Re: My Ex Fiancee Is Pregnant For Me by imagrg(m): 3:16pm On Jan 13, 2023
When you marry her, she will turn you against your family and probably call your mother a witch.

But let me tell you category that she is NOT pregnant. Even if she is, she may be carrying someone else's child.

Don't give her any money again. Report her to the police.

Wait oh...It seems this lady can beat shiit out of you. You seem to be afraid of her! grin
Romance › Re: . by imagrg(m): 10:15am On Jan 13, 2023
Shielding your kind!
Dimples2022:
That’s why I’m shocked. There’s no excuse for what he’s doing other than to bash women as per usual! Lame!
Romance › Re: Explain This In Details And Receive N20k (pics) by imagrg(m): 10:06am On Jan 13, 2023
That would be great if it's true because my inquisitive mind is asking me to carry out a test on you to determine the porosity and acidity of that kpekus being mysteriously hidden from prying preeks.
Sweetplum:
I v not lost mine. But tell the following and win N40K your story no need touch my heart.
* How you lost yours?
* Why you are so concerned about virginity?
* Do you v a job?
* How much you earn?
* Qualifications?
* What you ll be doing in 5 years time?
Romance › Re: Explain This In Details And Receive N20k (pics) by imagrg(m):
I was alone with my College 'School Mother' one night. I was barely 15 and she was about 20/21 years old then.
We were both lying down on her six-spring bed when suddenly I noticed her stroking my preek which at this time stood at attention like a soldier on march parade.
Julie..that's my School Mother's name, climbed on me with her naked body and had my preek dip into her.
My body developed goose pimples as I observed that I was immersed in an emotional pleasure.

Then some thick liquid from me exploded into her poosie as she rocked me to and fro.

My first taught was that I had urinated into her kpekus, and I apologised to her after the show. Surprisingly, she laughed hysterically and said it was okay.

Julie later explained that what I had just released was sperm and that it could get a lady pregnant. That sent fears into me because I couldn't imagine an older lady getting pregnant for me.
She however reassured me that she was on contraceptive.
I went home that night feeling guilty though.

If the 20k thing nor be hard joke, do I qualify for it?
Then send am sharp sharp to:
FBN2001289594.
G.I.E.
Romance › Re: Nairalanders, Admit It I Entertain You Guys! by imagrg(m): 9:35am On Jan 13, 2023
undecided undecided
I will miss you Siofra.
Your writing skill sef dey give me some vibes. But wait oh, who's that lucky old man?
E fit not senior me sef.
siofra:
The hate I'm getting from here is becoming too much and I don't think I can hold on for much longer.

I'm a very sensitive person in real life and your hate has started affecting my offline life.

Anyway you guys should enjoy me now o! Because soon I'll relocate with my ridiculously older husband and settle into the role of a house wife, tending my herb garden and looking after my home and being famous/chasing clout on other social media platforms like I was doing before I became addicted to nairaland.

I'm going to miss you guys so much! But there's only so much hate I can take here.

This is not a final goodbye but I'm just telling you guys what to expect when you don't see me here again next year.


kiss
Toodles!
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Short And It Disturbs Me by imagrg(m): 9:28am On Jan 13, 2023
Dick philosopher. grin
habsydiamond:
Na short u won chop abi na prickhuh
Romance › Re: My Boyfriend Is Short And It Disturbs Me by imagrg(m): 9:24am On Jan 13, 2023
Deceiving yourself again? You go seek divorce soon wen your eyes clear. angry
siofra:
You're right! kiss
Romance › Re: Will this guy I gave my number to a month ago, ever call me? by imagrg(m): 9:19am On Jan 13, 2023
Nor v-ex. We just dey catch fun here.
Just releasing tension. It's far better than that Vaseline massage you do.
NO OFFENCE MEANT.
Siofra, I hope you understand?
Johnson225:
You be Mumu man.
Na hopes of getting laid dey make you cap like this.
Grow up bro!
Romance › Re: Will this guy I gave my number to a month ago, ever call me? by imagrg(m): 9:12am On Jan 13, 2023
I dey your back dey fire down with you.
Just bend low.
Nor worry, make dem cum. grin
siofra:
Una never start grin
Romance › Re: Will this guy I gave my number to a month ago, ever call me? by imagrg(m): 9:09am On Jan 13, 2023
Don't loose hell on her oh.
The boys here are toxic.
nightfox01:
If you're tired of siofra gather here cry
Romance › Re: Will this guy I gave my number to a month ago, ever call me? by imagrg(m): 9:06am On Jan 13, 2023
You know something dear, ladies with flat yash have their kpekus hole in front, so that saves one the stress of raising up the legs for easier access.
So Siofra dear, you are just okay..believe me.
Romance › Re: Will this guy I gave my number to a month ago, ever call me? by imagrg(m): 9:02am On Jan 13, 2023
kiss huh
siofra:
I love that girl, her ashawo vibes and her music. Sorry but I can't unstan her. I love her!
Romance › Re: Will this guy I gave my number to a month ago, ever call me? by imagrg(m): 9:00am On Jan 13, 2023
Daaamn!
You talking to my babe that way?

Let me tell you something, bearded boy, I love to yash smelling kpekus...It adds flavour to the fun!

But by the way, did you perchance put your nose to her pussie? Just being asking!
siofra:
STOPPP!

You're breaking my heart.
Romance › Re: Will this guy I gave my number to a month ago, ever call me? by imagrg(m): 8:50am On Jan 13, 2023
This Siofra sef.
You are dying for a fine boy who doesn't give a damn about you when I am out here waiting to have your attention.
Life nor balance oh.
Listen babe, your flat yash has nothing to do with it if a man truly desires you.
Just look at me, I have never seen you face to face, yet your observed dexterous use of words has attracted me to you.
Send me your number via: deguaogie@gmail.com and see if I will not call you sharp sharp.
Joke aside.
siofra:
Why do you guys think he never called me?

I mean, I'm a fine babe but I don't have nyash. Could that be the reason? cry embarassed
Crime › Re: Woman Survives As Live Wire From Electric Pole Lands On Her In Lagos (Graphic) by imagrg(m): 8:41am On Jan 13, 2023
Methinks it is the reason why she's resistant to shock. grin
ibechris:
She still carry extension put for bed.

Nigerians don't ever like safety.

Safety is zero.

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