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A nice one.
Big boys go still cash out from this.
Poor man nor get wahala about cash limit sef.

You can transfer above the limit.

Risingblue008:
This stupid law is going to affect hundreds of business financially oo
Just like we that owns a bet-shop,.
Then how do we pay customers that won above 1/2 million?
So na story we want to dey tell Dem now abi?

Toto don put another animal for wahala again.

Oloshoism don fail this one because of serious competition.

This reminds me of the epic film, 'ALIBABA AND THE FORTY THIEVES'.

I didn't call anyone thief sha oh.

Just like man defiled God's order, the devil was cast down from heaven for flaunting God's order.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Lol. You mean God didn't know devil was gonna pollute it before creating him?
If he knew then that makes it part of God's plan.. he's an accomplice..

The devil at it again!

This world was once God's kingdom where God promised man eternity but the devil came and lived in humanity to pollute God's beautiful design for man.
Evil men and women now dominate the earth especially Nigeria.
Repent now and make the earth paradise for man!

Pussi can unlock a man's wallet.

Pussi can make a Pastor commit adultery or fornication. My married Pastor at Redeem Christian Church fvcked a Choir-mistress and was sacked.

The Principal of a Senior Secondary School fvcked a student and got dismissed.

An eighteen years old girlfriend to my former boss called him by his first name and I was shocked.

Toto has power(not smelling pussi though) and we all know it because we overhype it.

Siofra, abi I lie?

But you can kill for a smelling pussi
We men are hypocrites.

Let me tell you something: Siofra, my love is 99.9% right except that she made it so blunt.

InfernoNig:
Haba. How can Fish smelly pussy measure up? Pussy that one indomie and egg can get. You funny sha. Yeye dey smell.

I love this lady because of the way she talks boldly about her toto she nicknamed pussi. I want to thrust my cucumber-size preek into her luscious kpekus and make her cum thrice.

siofra:
If you like wail and die

A woman's vagina is more valuable than money.

Don't invite the wrath of a jealous husband on yourself!

It's bad market...advise your gbola.

Fine boys with empty pockets are very toxic.
Ladies, beware!

The Police is now like a toothless bulldog.

She will fvck her ex...I swear!

Na so ladies like big preek?

It's not surprising that most girls now carry mobile borehole about.

Parents are to blame for the spate of moral decadence in the country. Most parents are so busy pursuing money that they forget that their children need their attention at home.

Just soft beating using the rod laced with condom between your legs...I guess that's what the OP means.

Sweetplum:
Only a girl that's insane by whatever she sees in the man. You touch me and you are jailed for life!

This matter get 'k' legs.

She should learn to endure what she cannot change after all every disappointment is a blessing in disgrace!

Most POS operators cash in on the inefficiency of regular banks to exploit customers particularly in Benin City where N1,000 is charged for N1000,000 withdrawal. And N200 for M10,000 withdrawal.

Some Nigerians are indeed greedy and heartless

She is even begging to be fvcked.

Woo men!

Men idle gbola too dey scout for toto.

Why?

God will find a way for you my dear. Don't go diabolical please.

Don't die because of another man's toto.
There are so many fishes in the sky oh.

Candid answer from CandidLady.
I am beginning to fall leg over hills in love with this lady oh. Can someone please help me reset my balance?

Candidlady:
You listed all his deeds... What have you ever given him?


Demand and supply


Which do you fall on!!!!?


You dont wanna lose him cuz of the love you got for him or cuz of the gifts you get from him..!!!


No dey dent our gender sister...


Sure you must be from the 1.8% region...

Please next time, learn to work on your toto very well before you allow any responsible man in. Use this hint:

1. If it has been over-stretched by giant-sized gbola, use tightener to make it feel like a virgin hole.

2. If it has the smell of rotten fish, take a dose of strong antibiotics to cushion the odour.

These are the only two things that can put a man off.

Baby Mama for life!

Well, I don't wish this for my love on Nairaland...Siofra and CandidLady in Jesus Name!
Let someone in support say, "Amen" please.

I beg who get this mama phone number?
I wanna tell her something.