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CandidLady..
I contacted you on WhatsApp yesterday you nor respond.
Why you dey play hard to chat with?
Your luck for serious relationship fit come through me oh.
Anytime I see your comment I dey like am well well oh...serious.

Candidlady:


this OP is a chicken


person say she wan see you.. you don dey reason relationship

men and one way thinking eh..

tueh

iswear OP you still like that lady

If you kill in order to succeed, you will meet death at the threshold of your success...so says the Lord.

MyVILLAGEpeople:
Well he might be right on the ritual part.

I stumbled on this piece in a WhatsApp group chat and decided to share it because I feel it could help someone out there to regain his or her self-esteem:

HOW TO RESPECT YOURSELF IN 2023

1...Stop looking for who is not looking for you.
2... Stop begging.
3...Stop saying more than necessary.
4...When people disrespect you, confront them immediately.
5...Don't eat other people's food more than they eat yours.
6...Reduce how you visit some people, especially if they don't reciprocate it.
7...Invest in yourself. Make yourself happy.
8... Stop entertaining gossip about other people.
9...Think before you talk. 80% of how people value you is what comes out of your mouth.
10... Always look your best. Dress the way you should be addressed.
11... Be an achiever. Get busy with your goals
12...Respect your time.
13... Don't stay in a relationship where you don't feel respected and valued. Walk away.
14... Learn to spend money on yourself. That's how people will learn to spend on you.
15... Be scarce sometimes.
16...Be a giver more than a receiver.
17...Don't go where you are not invited. And when invited don't overstay your welcome.
18...Treat people exactly the way they deserve.
19... Except they owe you money, two call attempts is enough. If they value you they will call you back.
20...Be good at what you do.

Jeon:
Ask Bobrisky/James Brown
Or do reach on why tranny females are more than tranny males. Anyways ask DaddyCK.


.. Must of you Men crying your eyes out will gladly do the hookup if there's opportunity.

Ghana.

True.
Food for thought next December.

Non sense.

If you remove toto from between a woman's legs, no sane male would patronize her...I swear!

I've just observed that most ladies are only enterprising in the area of hookup than in any other gainful activity.
Recently, I encountered my ex-student who told me that after graduating from the university, she had been jobless but funny enough, I confirmed that she has more than N3m in her account. She told me it was part of the gifts she gets daily from admirers and that I should add to it if I really cared about her. This really put me off.

It's like she has a micro-finance bank between her legs oh!

Men are really SIMPs sha oh!

This world is not our own, we are just passing through.

Toto and preek tori don tire me for Nairaland oh.

Yes; My Siofra too. I want to marry her this year.
Our wedding shall be live on Nairaland.

ObiaboAdoka:
U r a wife material. U r sincere in ur manner of approach.

True my dear.
You will find one in Jesus Name.
I'm already with you on WhatsApp as your chat mentor.
But for my age, I would have found you interesting. Anyway, let's just be virtual chat-mates.
Don't mind those young men who won't give you peace of mind on Nairaland.
Wait oh...but you sef na tiger here too oh.

Candidlady:
can't a lady find love

Na me first talk now CandidLady.
If you say 'yes' na im be say I go leave Siofra for you oh.

Candidlady:
ifeel for you


if you really wanna try again reach out to me let see if things work out. iam also tired of heartbreaks and guys letting me down but iam ready to give love a chance this year

hit me up

08zero 2219024two
o8zero 8zero 68 5442

serious relationship please iam not getting any younger

The update now is aggressive Oloshoism...a situation where girls on the streets no longer were panties and bra.
Girls now spread her legs yakata nowadays for a plate of Ice-cream at any eatery.
Dey there dey advice them.

Some even screw their cousins and get them pregnant eventually.

Why did you include Siofra's name?
Don't you know she's my girlfriend?
Please tender her an apology without any fight. Or don't you know she hates all broke men except me?
And most importantly, she hits men really hard.

Festus30:
na girls like siofra, Jennyclay, Sweetplum, Enny2013 and Candidlady dey bring only pussy to the table.
Guys make una avoid these kind leeches.

Beware oh.
She's hired to bring in men for kidney harvest methinks.

Wickedness originated from this corn-tree.

You have to use the person's phone to catch the code.
It's what we already know.

eniwhy:
Can you brief us the type of method because it might be the one we know already. Must you have physically hold the person phone for configuration of remotely?

Youths have turned thieves these days.

Use Vaseline rub your giant sized gbola and glide in gently.
Put mouth for her bobby and watch her say, Hallelujah!

I need just 15 minutes all alone with this lady.

Evil generation...an offshoot of bad government.

She's not ready to settle down.

Come and marry me.

WhatsApp chat number: zero eight zero 350 nine 6 three 42.

Just say..marry me like I did but no cash go exchange hands oh.

Another woman...methinks.

FERNANDEZISBACK:
Never trust a man who had sex with.....

Oh girl, you can't make heaven oh.

fact of life, money changes both men and women because it comes with control. It's human nature

Your wife is not emasculating you, you are just losing control of the power and finances in the family. Do you know how much BS women tolerate from men in marriages because he earns more?

Uncle, go and hustle or give your pants over to your wife and stop complaining

That age range toto dey sweet sha and their bobby be like trafficator. But some get wahala oh...smelling kpekus, pregnancy and dem dey very childish.

Well, if you want to catch a monkey, behave like one.

OP, please sorry to ask...Do you smoke weed?

I asked because there is a madman on my street who smokes weed and does exactly what you do.

sqlPAIN:
I am so addicted to my scrotal sack, a.k.a my balls. I can't go a minute with touching my ballz. Anytime I'm alone, my hand is always in my trousers or shorts touching and slapping it, making weird noises with it. I just find it relaxing. I even dey do am as i dey use one hand dey type this.