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Both-Knack and skip!

iLegendd:
I invited this nurse to come take care of my female friend who said she missed her period.

While three of us were talking, I told the nurse I want to marry 5 wives and she'll be one of them and she smiled. Her eyes are so cute. It's as if she smokes.

Long story short, I told her to take me out and she laughed and said I should be the one to take her out.

I asked her which day she's mostly free and she said on Sunday. We agreed to meet on Sunday in my house. She's from Imo state.

What should I do to her when she comes? Knack or skip? She's 23.

Which part of the body gives more money to a street lady?

Too many mad people among us.

Hmm.
My wife
Suddenly fell down and was rushed to UBTH but died on arrival!
It was like a horror film!
Our children were dumbfounded. Tear everywhere.
Only God gave us the fortitude to bear the loss.

She came to sleep in my house with her friend.
I had a 6x7 bed in the room and we all slept in it after taking too much drinks.
Late in the night my manhood was provoked by her friend's ass pushing against it and before I know it my JT dived out of my busser that was earlier keeping it in check and before I could control it, it went in from behind and into my girlfriend's friend's kpekus and before I could enjoy myself, my girlfriend was up and wanted to pee but what she saw was what she least expected!
She packed that night and went to sleep only God knows where. That ended my relationship with her.

Women are naturally made to be pampered, loved and given attention otherwise, when you climb on her you will not value that thing between her legs!
I do give my ladies attention not the oyinbo type of attention but the I like you, I love you type. I buy them gifts when occasion demands.
We do some sweet love talks, tell some fake tales, do some touching before the real thing!

If that is giving her attention, I stand to be guilty of it!

Please Mister, don't break the wings of our lovely damsels. Let them use the only weapon they have to lure us into their lovepots. If you don't have money to make them happy enough as to satisfy your libido, please steer clear! We need to make them happy. And the price you must pay for it is giving them ATTENTION!

Remember, your attention in these hard-times, must go with cash or money transfer!
If you want free kunt, please head to Freetown!

THE TRUTH MUST BE SAID. The lady who throws modesty to the wind and spread her legs for you must be given 100% attention at that particular time and that must include financial attention no matter how small. Your wives too deserve financial attention too whenever you make love to her.
PLEASE STOP THIS EGO STUFF..WE NEED THESE WOMEN IN OUR LIVES TO MAKE LIFE MORE INTERESTING! IMAGINE A PARTY WHERE YOU HAVE ALL MALE IN ATTENDANCE!
GOD MADE ALL THINGS WELL BY CREATING THE WOMAN FROM OUR LOINS.

Please give women that ATTENTION they deserve!

Even if I'm not qualified to win this money please let a Good Samaritan help buy a school bag and pay 13k to enable me buy school books for one of the two orphans living with me. She's in KG1. She's about 4 years old.
You can call to visit her in my house in Benin City via the phone number on my signature if you doubt this claim. Evidence abound.
Or give your widow' s might...
2001289594 FirstBank.

Run from her like a mad dog!

And remember, HIV/AIDS is real!

I want to use the money to buy school books and a bag for one of the children (my late wife's grandchildren who also lost their Dad) staying with me. I've paid their school fees though. I'm a retired teacher.

That's if this is real. If not, well, I hope to buy this 4 years old baby some books and a school bag next term after putting together some savings. You know, none of my biological children is working yet, otherwise they would have assisted too.

Ladies in the house, please what flirting signals do you give to a man to capture his attention and get him interested in you?

There are no honest people in Naija again. Na Pastors even worse.

Na you go become the ATM if you take am.

Even ladies masturbate to ease sexual tension.

For a young man, if you don't have sex for a very long time, you may have wet dreams if you chose not to masturbate.
Nature has its own way of expelling excess spermatozoan.

Buy a rechargeable fan.

Since it happened in that region, I only pray they find him with his head intact.

Still searching!

ABROAD

Look for a more responsible man to marry.

The youths in Naija have gone hay-wire!

Stop taking weed, Jah Man.
It wanna take you through Banana Island and land you in the Atlantic Ocean.

'Sisimilia' would blow your mind one day and make you a mockery on the streets as you shout, "Jah, Rastafari!

KEEP ON LIGHTING YOUR WEED IF YOU DON'T WANT TO LISTEN TO THE VOICE OF THE PROPHET.

Boogyman557:
Holly Gram thank JAH 4 ur Life MAN!



LITE UP my WEED in peace


WTF MAN!

Lions and other dangerous animals should go extinct in Africa since we lack the capacity to be able to cage them effectively in our zoos.

They endanger people's lives due to our careless at our game reserves.

Managers of our economy are actually not interested in the welfare of the citizens. Their only interest is to come and loot the treasury and go. Then get paid for doing nothing on retirement.
It's quite unfortunate.

419 everywhere!

Believe me, if I phurk you, I won't run...I swear!

Preshieben:
Never!!

All of ya just want to phuck and run

All men want in a woman is sex first before love.
I'm a man...And let's face it, it's true.

But through sexual relationship, love can later develop. I think that's why sex is termed, 'love-making.

You may not get married if you continue to nurse that mentality.

No selfish intentions.
I wouldn't mind if the lady has a child though. My 3 children are grown up. They can take care of themselves. So if the woman is either a working-class or engaged in business, I wouldn't mind her having more than one child. And of course, she can have children for me as well if she wants to.

tayo60:
Sir, from your write up, it shows you are only looking for a woman who will serve you and your children. Since you are a widower, why not look for a widow with children? All indications show you don't want to take care of someone else's children but looking for a woman to take care of your children. Even looking for someone with childlessness issue, which woman in her right sense will marry someone she wouldn't want to have child (ren) for, even as she is having difficulty in getting pregnant. U are been selfish here, sir.

True.
But 3k per round towtow still dey with correct kpekus.