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Beautiful94:
Good evening people. I am a female lawyer hoping to go for nysc by the end of this year. I wish to serve in cbn enugu please does anybody have an idea or link on how i can achieve this, Please help me.

Space Booked

Your co-witch, methinks.

Totilopussylick:
Could be that the bird came from Edo state

Savagery incorporated.
True children of the devil many here oh.

Just sharing with my virtual friends on Nairaland.
Could find relationship where one least expected.

QuinModah:
Let him try

Why must she donate one of her kidneys?
She has a right to both.

Where can I locate you?
YOU are the best lady anyone can have for a wife!
Well, may God let you find true love amongst men.

Ebakere:
Hi dearie I can't and will never ask a guy for Money in a relationship if he wants to give no problem but if he doesn't have to give no problems I will pay my bills myself my boyfriend is not my father

Tell me it's a joke please!

This young lady may be saying the truth.
I would like to talk to her face to face to confirm it.

Lady, please don't mind all the rude talks about you please. And don't abort the pregnancy. I know why.

To hell with Russia. We can do better. We have enough witches who can use sophisticated witchcraft to gun down their yeye missiles ke.

Evil days are here!

Nigerian youths, what have you turned yourselves into?

This man wicked oh.
So, na N5 I worth?

I lost a darling wife early last year to heart-failure and after her burial I've been longing for a relationship with a matured and an educated lady in Edo State.

I live in Benin City.

MY type of lady must be humble, not really fat, tall, caring, pretty, tolerant, educated and God-fearing. Between 30 and 45 years old is referred please. She should be ready to settle down soon.

She must either be from Edo State or neighbouring State.

Any lady who meets most of these criteria should send a message to me via WhatsApp messenger please:
0 8 0 3 5 0 9 6 3 4 2.

Anger is evil.

When you are annoyed, take a walk, come back refreshed.

I've hands off crypto for now.
I fell from $840 to $110 last year.

newdawnlive:
shut up my experience in crypto is not a child play even many experts that wrote those books fall, how will you explain the recent crash, or 2018/2019 crash, no one know when the market will go up or down, many of the so called crypto gurus and influencers are even confessing and advising their followers to put in only the money they can afford to loose, crypto trading can't guarantee your success. the rise that we're experiencing now has limited time so if you are cashing out now save your money.

Jesus asked: What shall it profit a man if he gains the world and lost his soul?

Shukushaka:
0Nine068664144...I'm interested. Hope to hear from you soon.

Oloshos, could make good wives.

Why use and dump her on a flimsy excuse.

Another kpekus naim dey shark you.

My friend, no woman is not possessive. Just go and pay her bride price jare and stop sampling.

She truly loves you and can die to possess you. Please love her back!

Lady, it is true that we cannot do without each other.
I lost my wife last year, now I'm living a lonely life at my late fifties. I need a woman in my life.
Get?

InTheCloudySky:
Lies. Nairaland and story fabricators https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/rolleye/rolleye0011.gif. Another tale by a jobless male to shame women. The false narrative that y'all tell yourselves about women not being able to live or breathe without y'all must be quite the ego-booster. https://www.mysmiley.net/imgs/smile/rolleye/rolleye0011.gif

Preposterous!

Even if his suspension is true, it isn't her fault that she was raped.

Some men jealous die!

Be charitable; see my signature below please.

Donate money for charity instead of buying a mere stone.

Solo, your preek too long sha.

seunsiju:
Bro, is not about money, my parent can take care of it, but the ting be say , i alrady have a son last year with another girl, the biy sef never reach a year old, both him and his mom are staying with my parent, then this happen again, how will i explain this to my parent

But up North, I've seen a 67 years old man married to a thirteen years old girl.
What do you call that?

Na toto dey hungry am at his age when he suppose to focus on his education.

I got this message via my WhatsApp chat this morning and I was touched.
I wish to link it to a similar situation I'm trying to rescue in my house right now as a retired teacher.
Instead of giving millions to Pastors who are already rich, do this and God will rewarding accordingly.
Please see my signature below after reading this piece:

*I WEPT AFTER READING THIS JUDGE'S SENTENCE ON A 15 YEAR OLD BOY...*

This was a fifteen year old boy.... He was caught stealing bread from a store. On trying to escape from the hold of the guard, a shelf of the store was also broken.

*The judge heard the crime and asked the boy, “Did you really steal something, a loaf of bread and cheese?”*

The boy responded by looking down.;- “Yes.”

Judge: - “Why?”

Boy: - “I needed it.”

Judge: - “Couldn't you have bought?”

Boy: - “There was no money.”

Judge: - “Take it from the family.”

Boy: - “There is only a mother in the house. Sick and unemployed.

Judge: - “You don't do anything?”

Boy: - “Used to wash a car. When I took a day off to take care of my mother, I was fired.”

Judge: - “Don’t you ask someone for help?”

Boy: - “Had left the house since morning, went to about fifty (50) people, but no help; so, I decided to take this step at the very end.”

*When the arguments ended, the judge began to pronounce the verdict;

... “the theft and especially the stealing of Bread by a hungry boy is a very shameful crime and we are all responsible for this crime."

*Every person in the court, including me, is guilty and a perpetrator, so every person present here is fined ten dollars each. No one can get out of here without giving ten dollars.”*

Saying this, the judge took ten dollars out of his own pocket and then picked up the pen and started writing name accordingly:

- ‘In addition, I fine the store a thousand dollars for handing over a hungry child to the Police.’

‘If the penalty is not deposited within 24 hours, the court will order to seal the store.’ also the Police is fined the same amount for charging a hungry boy to court.

'By giving the full amount of fine to this boy, the court asks for forgiveness from that boy.'

After hearing the verdict, tears were pouring from the eyes of the people present in the court, that boy's handcuffs were also untied. The boy was watching the judge again and again, who came out hiding his tears.

*Are our society, systems and courts ready for such a decision?*

*if a hungry person is caught stealing bread, then the people of that country should be ashame.

If this touches your heart:
chose someone to give succour... People around you should not sleep without food’*

*PLEASE I AM BEGGING YOU IF YOU'RE MOVED BY THIS MESSAGE, BEFORE YOU DO ANYTHING ELSE, LOOK AROUND YOU AND MAKE SOMEBODY HAPPY, NO MATTER HOW SMALL, YOU ARE BETTER THAN SOME PEOPLE, YOU DON'T NEED TO BE RICH TO GIVE FROM THE LITTLE YOU HAVE. THANK YOU*

You can share this in other platform you belong. It will go a long way in feeding the hungry today.

Bitcoin has fallen. Pi Coin will take over soon, so get ready for the big-bang!

Na Toto cause this one not blokos.

Beebah2000:
Thank God say I no get blockus.

You have asked my question.
Clap for that brilliant question!

Amotolongbo:
How are you sure she really lost the phone and not just a gimmick on you?

Greedy ASUU

Unrepentant FGN

Women generally are!

Women spread their legs too easily these days.