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By the time u watch half of this, u'd be able to decide.

Crash Course Computer Science:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpIctyqH29Q&list=PL8dPuuaLjXtNlUrzyH5r6jN9ulIgZBpdo&index=1

If you have anything serious to do, u'd go on Telegram, Slack or Discord.
The fact that you're using WhatsApp speaks volume about your standing.

I use C++ for my backend.
#DontBeLikeMeTho

oliviacute:
..marriage go sweet sha

Don't believe everything u see in Soap Operas.

Preciousgirl:
Nay

Ok, use her money to buy robot legs with proper aesthetics.
Tech have come a long way for that to be an issue.
I'm a polygamous somebody anyways, so it's should be an easy one if she's attractive.

#ProblemManaged

Is that you ?

rottencorpse:
Are you using an android phone ...

What's wrong with Android Phone ?

Never seen nor noticed her posts, but IF she's half what you said, she deserve the praise.
There are too many moronic ones roaming around. a good one should be encouraged.

As for the other ones u mentioned, they should be locked in a 50°C room with Barney & Friends playing in a REPEAT 1 loop.
That's revenge for being annoying!

ubunja:
it's all good fam. Relax

Thought u got https://www.nairaland.com/5886372/ubunja-eliminated-gang-pussy-cartel haha.
At least that's where I knew amaratasha is running at 5Hz. Can't do much with that.

Preshieben:
Who do I know sef

Nothing? Does that help ?

Sadiqali24:
1. Ilegend
..
..
4.amaratasha
This names are in no particular other, you can add yours.

1. Mostly sound like someone who consistently failed his session with a psychotherapist and now seems like a hopeless hope. Either he's past his glory days or someone else took over his account. OR you just meant to write "Intellectually bankrupt".

4. is why you have down-vote button on Reddit. Making coherent, half-sensible statements isn't the strong suit of many but this one is not even trying.

For the sake of 9Months, please don't make these your models for now. I bet you'd beat 'tasha in a simple quiz let alone 5 minutes debate.

Fake or not, the reply was sumptuous in delivery and the finish... unerring.

Gentle0wavez:
That you step food down with gulder now means you are a drunkard. Look if na bible talk, the bible talked about gluttony but that doesn't mean you shouldn't eat at all, it also talked against drunkeness but that doesn't mean that you shouldn't drink at all.

Not Christian haha. But yeah Bible is confused about the prohibition of that poison.
Plus alcohol is bad for your health.

This is funny and sympathetic at the same time.
This is a situation where u cry for the girl and laugh at the same time.
She's stressing over fakery, and her biology is against her.
Only if they knew these actors are just exactly what they're: actors. Nothing real.
But... #logic is never girls' strong suit so don't blame them for it.

Solution:
You just have to send her out to go find "Lee Crush" and live happily ever after /s

ashewoboy:
same way she waits for a man to initiate sex. she does not want to look cheap. sometimes, she would even push you away just to prove that she is not cheap. unknown to you that she is h.o.r.n.y at fvck. she will later now allow you claiming because you were persistent.


same way she would not propose. you know why? it shows she is desperate. she would wait for you to propose. though, she must have been throwing you signs like showing you her friend's pictures who got married the previous saturday, tell you a story of how a man became a wealthy man after his wedding. those are subtle proposal signals thrown at you for you to propose.

So they're afraid of looking cheap, and they've found a way to mask the fears with subtle signals.

stella55:
African mentality and culture considered men in best position to do that.
when women does it, world judge them. we are not scared

Of course you're not.
Whatever happens to this:

when women does it, world judge them. we are not scared

You're scared of "world's judgement", whatever that is.

Oluromantic:
.Real men eat eba and step it down with Gulder.
...

You can call drunkards whatever u like, but not real men.

CAPSLOCKED:
I'VE BEEN PRESSING GAME OVER SINCE THE DAY I WAS BORN. NOTHING ON EARTH BEATS MY "BLOCK & DELETE" GAME. NOTHING.

Quite simply, too easy.

CAPSLOCKED:

...
THAT'S WHY IT IS BETTER FOR MEN TO PURSUE CAREER AND FORTUNES SO AS NOT TO BE HOOKED IN THE CENTER OF WOMEN'S TWISTED NONSENSE.

When you're hooked in a job and still trying to learn two other disciplines, you'd quickly press "Game Over" button the first few days of 'TWISTED NONSENSE' .
Getting another will never be problem.
#NoTime

DenreleDave:
I don't fancy fat ladies... Yes they are doing good

But I don't like fat ladies... Slim or slimly average is the best

That means you know do understand the meaning of balanced diet.
There's no correlation between fatness and cuteness.

gudvibz:
...they're very judgemental.
And read a whole lot of meanings to it.

So you're scared of being judged and looked in a bad way for probably a sincere action. Welcome to a man's world.

Waiting for men propose is an old fashion of doing things, must women let this happen in 2020?
Can't they use cars, landed properties, company shares, investment portfolios to propose marriage to a man to show how serious they are?
Heck! you can even buy a ring for your man if you're that simple and modest.

What's your take on this?

decatalyst:
This is a new low for the forum called NAIRALAND...irrelevants, senseless and utterly stupid threads and comments amass here daily.


Obviously, Op is a little boy who should be concerned about taking his own destiny in his hands, but he choose to major in irrelevants. Nigeria is in deep trouble!

Demolition, destruction, annihilation. U simply cruised away with this.

Like we say in FOOTBALL: if you're good enough you're old enough.

callmeRichie:
Did you just say 19 And some people here were saying as long as she's spiritually, financially, morally etc matured, how the hell will a 19years old child be matured in these phase?

You're a joker! You could have as well said a 16 or 17 years old can get married too

Tuehhhh!!

But they're good for your quickie huh.
#Tueh!

Where is the 'down-vote' button when u need it.

Just treat life like Operating system treats processess
- Critical/Real-time
- Very High
- High
- Medium
- Low
- Idle

I put her on idle.

Meeyankee:
Stop supporting nonsense dick head.. May be we should also leave arm robbers and rapist alone because that is how they also decide to leave their lives. Being a simp is a crime too.

You know killing people with comment like this is also a crime.

We create a Simp Eradication Strike Team (SEST), over soldier!

Moralgladiator:
*Never date who you don't love because of sex.

*Never have unprotected sex with who you can't marry.

* Lastly, never ask others to help decide your future.

When your statement backs up your name.

Many are mad but few are roaming half-naked and dirty.
Many have internet access but few are deserving to be online.