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NL is shite for these things.

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Because Java is utter shite!
Even oyinbo people dey remove am why make 9ja worse?

With the population of ladies, the guys go tire na.
Use the "Some ladies..." or "Your corper lady is likely to...".
"Every" will always land u in an intellectual trouble.

victorian:
This is something i can relate to


Nice one

This is someone I cannot relate to.

oneroflo57:
Lmao

Never saw that ending coming

I will chop her like she chop the cheque

But that man would hardly make it in life,already thinking of another wife

He's responding to biology in a quite well mannered approach.

MelaninSkinGirl:
I have done all of that, they try to.force body contact with lingering hugs, changing the conversation to s....e......x....u..a..l innuendos. Ah no more male friendships for me.

Local girl realized she couldn't replicate movies in the real-world... to many variables.

MelaninSkinGirl:
Life would be boring without Men or Women, we need eachother. To quote some musicians

1. "Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
It's not warm when she's away
Ain't no sunshine when she's gone
And she's always gone too long anytime she goes away"- Bill Withers.

2. "This is a man's world
This is a man's world
But it wouldn't be nothing
Nothing without a woman or a girl"- James Brown.

Writes sth looking like support of men and women.
Then goes on to bring two feeble quotes supporting women.

#MentalGymnastics#Women101

Nitric:
Older ladies are more mature in their reasoning and conduct...much younger ladies only care about the present and how to use all the money they have to buy the latest phone so that can show off!

How many have u met ? Not Millions, 10 thousands, certainly not 100s...
You're what u attract sir. Stop hating on women pls, u are supposed to be at the wheel.

-0

lefulefu:
if the guy really mean the girl and love her he wil be patient to wait for her to finish her schooling.some parents bank on dat to deceive the man.the men i even feel pity for is the ones training their girlfriends in private universities.the hustle through their nose to sponsor her and after four yrs the girl says its over .if such a man commits suicide i wont but dont commit suicide biko oo

The death of a suya goat, cow or ram is better than such guy's.

lefulefu:
if the girl open eye she can tell u that marriage go disturb her studies and make u dey patient make she graduate .bro if u hooked to the girl u go gree by force

Yes, I go gree if I be mumu na. But I'm not a simp.
Plus "/s" means sarcasm, so I'm not doing anything close to that sef.

lefulefu:
some parents are smart.they will tell u they dont want marriage to disturb their dauther"s academics..that you should be patient until they graduate

You mean some|most guys are dumb. I mean... I have the money, I can take my funds somewhere else.
Reason why guys needs to be enlightened.

.i just pity such men.u will spend all ur salary paying for her rent and school fees for four or five good yrs and after everything dem go refuse u

They go learn na. It's payment for education: "understanding the female mind and organized potential in-law scams 101".
Things his probably SIMP father didn't teach him or craps he learnt from movies.

.there was one i read here on nl.the guy was from abia and he trained his wife to be in the unversity plus her younger sister in nursing sch but

SIMP!

it waS the younger sister of the wife to be that convinced her to dump the man

No, the younger just confirmed what the elder was thinking or planing to do. They're both women and will likely do the same.
That's why the best way to destroy them inside is to do something for them and make them know u expect nothing in return.

.any wise man should know if he wants to sponsor anybody it should be his siblings first..not girlfriend.

That's the difference "girlfriend" not wife, u are bound to be easily burned by those.
Worst of all, most men who do this have struggling siblings.

The sooner they start taking #RedPill the better. Some will learn with the story above but others might think "maybe others are not like that" haha.

lefulefu:
some parents also use tribe and different religious demonination as excuse .they will be calling the man my son and blah blah when he is training their dauther in sch but when such a girl graduates they will now change the tone of their language that their dauther cant marry an igbo man or yoruba man or since they are pentecostals their dauther cant marry a catholic.guys should be wise and quit using education sponsorship to lure ladies to marry them

"My son" should have asked the last question first: "let me marry her first, and I'd pay the bills comfortably."
After four years... let them come and pick their child na.

In fact I'm looking for any serious and God-fearing lady to send to school. /s

PS: only do it when u have her already (married), not before else... na express u dey face.

You're not the only one who writes code. It's kinda of a common occurrence with the race of computer geeks especially the good ones.
But since you've learnt how to code, u can probably learn how to this also.

I mean... unless u write PHP or JS, u might not be able to speak to a girl ever /s

Nigeriabiafra80:
No one is hating neither generalizing
Thanks though

O rly?
1.

Why do this female generation felt like dating you is a favor?

2.

Whenever you point out one thing or other in the relationship you don’t like,they feel like,you are been unnecessarily uncouth ,

3.

Worst they can’t hold a good conversation

When u use they in these context u sure are not generalizing. /s

Tip: Start with "I met a girl...", then replace 'they' with 'she' and u have a strong argument.

0. Stop hating on women.
1. Stop hating on women.
2. Stop generalizing when the evidence points to the specific.
3. Learn to understand women, don't love them, don't hate them. Again... understand.
4. The choice often comes in form of brain or beauty.

KristaPretty:
That's exactly what happens when you keep dating low leveled girls who feel they're doing you a favor by dating you.
Go for reasonable girls, you say lie lie. Na shawarma rats you like.

Next abeg

Krista, I can tell you... that was pretty.
That's an astute piece of bashing!

Kemimarch16:
Have said it earlier that I don't deal an idiot like you

Sure, u can use the time to learn basic English. Or just write in your local-local language.
Yo little mama! Brighter Grammar says hi: https://epdf.pub/brighter-grammar-1-an-english-grammar-with-exercises.html

It's a pleasure helping serving the less the privileged.

Kemimarch16:
I'm more mature to be extanging words with fool like you

exchange*

That being said, u can call absolute defeat whatever u like.

Kemimarch16:
have said it earlier that it is only m*d person that talk like you

Your speech synthesis is only rivaled by wearing crocks on a rainy day.
And unkind liar in front of the keyboard, there's only one outcome.

Kemimarch16:
should I say who's this animal on my mention coz it is only Animal that acted this way

My eyes,nose,lips and my kindness

Haha! So kind.

Second part: blatant lie!

Don't have music on my phone, doesn't apply.

Shelbychoco:
I really wish I had someone that talked to me concerning this

Na so.

Kemimarch16:
My eyes,nose,lips and my kindness

First part: Inherited/Edited features.
Second part: Unproven.

Verdict: You wasted at least 34Bytes, not cool!

Ibiminastephen:
For me, I love my eyes, my lips, presumly my way of talking. Capable of charming a lady. LOL

First part: Inherited features.
Second part: Useless skill thing.

Go back to Chapter I

As of 2020, AMD is the best. Intel is the nuclear reactor or space heater nowadays.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZYqG31V4qtA

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=stM2CPF9YAY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a8apEJ5Zt2s

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z3aEv3EzMyQ

You can search for more bloodbath online. Intel is basically a shitshow and it might be that way for some time.

topcatking:
This layman's explanation is priceless! You have done well.

Is this a praise or a demolition, this looks like a demolition to me!

Franzinni:
I pity for the woman sha... its only a housewife that has no means of income that her husband can open his mouth to tell that kind rubbish... if she was working and makes good for her self you think he will have the liver to find another lover even tho he doesn't plan to leave her..

Assuming $$$ is everything. Nah it's not.

CAPSLOCKED:
GIRLS BELIEVE THEY SHOULD BE ALLOWED TO KEEP MALE FRIENDS AND MALE BESTIES. OR ELSE, YOU'RE MAKING THEM PRISONERS.
ON THE OTHER HAND, YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO KEEP FEMALE FRIENDS OR EVEN TOO MUCH MALE BUDDIES, YOU JUST MAKE YOUR LIFE REVOLVE AROUND HER.

GIRLS WILL GO TO HANGOUT WITH MALE FRIENDS WITHOUT SEEING A PROBLEM WITH THAT, BUT YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED SMALL FOOTBALL TIME WITH YOUR GUYS.

MANY CLOWNS ENJOY THIS TREATMENT ACTUALLY. SO WHO ARE YOU TO COMPLAIN FOR THEM?

The Duke Dude of Sussex says hi.