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Whoever scripted this is a good writer.
BTW, It has 100% chance being true, 'cos we've seen worse ones.

Adaibeku:
Say no more dear
I did that to my mother in law
Teach me how to desimp or unsimp my 15yrs old son ok!
Wat are d procedure

Trolling is clearly not one of your strong suit, neither is writing clearly.

lefulefu:
i am forced to argree with u on this though

You're forced ke ?

Adaibeku:
I will murder him at d bolded

Ewo ewo is that d meaning youngman?

https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Simp
The ladies helping to build Simp of today will be the ones put in boys quarters tomorrow in the house their sons built. That is if the wife allows her to even visit.
It's a circular firing squad.

Adaibeku:
Who are d Simps ? Infact wat is simp?
Is it likes of simplyleo?

Simp: A man who will do, say anything to please Adaibeku's gender doesn't care if its wrong or right because he's either never been taught (most of us never were, some still aren't) or just lacking confidence.
The do this in the hopes that they will be in good favor with Adaibeku and the rest of XY gender.
Imagine giving birth to a Simp, u become low priority the girl becomes high priority.

With these few points of mine, I hope I've been able to confuse you and not to confuse that Simps are bad for the society.

lefulefu don suffer, even Amala and Pokko now comes before in a listing.
U see your life so.

What else ? Match-making u with one of them ?

lefulefu:
cant deny sha..ibo women are one of the most beautiful women in naija
welcome brotha

But the brain also matter - that one doesn't expire quickly like "beauty".

Adaibeku:
Sweetcunt97 is it true?

She only answered half of the question.
1. Not all of them, some are still intact.
2. The title is very very true for many.
3. There are lots of SIMPs waiting for them at the altar.

Many not all.
They are swayed by the in-group mentality anyways; and having father or male figure there is extremely important.
That's what most of the ones (if not all) mentioned here didn't have.

Every virgin I've met had one thing in common: Father, a cherished father.

Rozz:
did you mean fornication anniversary?

Well no, but actually yes.

Liposure:
people still celibate

People are still decent and chaste.
FTFY.

SegFault:
I am not saying that he could have used Rust, rust is still fresh in the game what I am saying is that many os developers can never agree to use Rust, [b]syntax is too hard [/b]and for all your efforts it's not even a fair competitor with C. C is still used today.

You look like Rust's syntax.

SegFault:
You understand na

Hehe yes.
I wanted Rust to be so good, all those zeal converted to weakness now.
People who don't dress smart should never be allowed to design languages.
They'd make it look exactly the way they dress.

I used to like Dlang, but they missed the mark with GC and no way to turn it off. Not a good way to attract C++ devs.
Rust focused to much on Memory safety while making the rest of the language looks like a reverse rape between C++ and Haskel.

At the end of the day, the perfect C++ is C++.

SegFault:
COBOL is still being used. It's being used on mainframes for business companies mostly.

I know. Said it used to be thing not that not used anymore, just not as much as before.

thenaijacoder:
One thing many developers fail to understand is that no programming languages is going anyway. As old as ASP.net is, big tech companies like Microsoft still uses it to run their products and websites.

Even java which is the grandfather of programming, Google popular products and services like Gmail, Youtube and others still run on Java & SpringBoot.

Programming is flexible.

Absolutely incorrect, evidently untrue and historically inaccurate.

One thing many developers fail to understand is that no programming languages is going anyway.

Haven't u heard of ALGOL, BCPL ? I mean COBOL used to be a thing not it's less of a thing.

old as ASP.net is, big tech companies like Microsoft still uses it to run their products and websites.

Which Microsoft's site ? Definitely not Microsoft.com.

Even java which is the grandfather of programming, Google popular products and services like Gmail, Youtube and others still run on Java & SpringBoot.

Haha, Java is cesspool of crap. And who told you she's the grandfather of programming?
Do u even know anything about anything ? Abeg go sit down for that corner we will call u later.
YouTube uses many languages: Python, C, C++ Go Java, JS (UI). Go is increasingly becoming the major one.

hardebayho:
Those Rust people yaf not stop work too na. Abi they've stopped maintaining it ni?

Of course they do.
The thing is C++ has more resources and they're moving faster.
And the quality of third party libraries these days is quite good compared to 10 years ago.
The thing is C++ is considering some features that will make Rust more less redundant.

For me, Rust already miss the mark by making itself equally hard to learn like C++.
By not supporting OOP or structural typing, they've alienated themselves from a lot of potential users.
They should ask LISP what happened between the her and ALGOL.

Sulele04:
my brother it is undisputed the power of cpp, but no matter the changes that happens to cpp. Memory leaks are its biggest undoing, it really hard to program safe in cpp, where as in rust you dont need to worry about anything. Rust by the way is faster than c argue with your computer. the only edge cpp have over rust is the large userbase and many lib which is achieved over time.

Haha, someone is repeating Rust Evangelism Strike Force's arguments.

it really hard to program safe in cpp,

Not hard, but u don't get Rust's built in protections.

in rust you dont need to worry about anything

Except when u go into 'unsafe' territory. A place u will likely go often than not when building system application

the only edge cpp have over rust is the large userbase and many lib which is achieved over time.

Over time like 20 years ?
By that time C++ won't even be recognizable to what we have today.
Between C++11 and C++20 is a lot of updates.

There are cool features of Rust u could've mentioned, u just mentioned the ones that make u sound like a Copy Pasta.
Languages ​​that claim to kill/replace C++ are between dead (Dlang) or changed career (Golang).
I fear C++ will send Rust into ICU with a heavy punch between 2020 and 2026.

Look, Rust is great. The issue is when u let nerds design interface, feature set that's where it's scary.
Good luck converting people without OOP, exceptions in your language.
I don't know if they now have default arguments and function overloading.

SegFault:
C++ is not going anytime soon. Have you seen C++ 20's features. Rust is not even an object oriented language, it should look to dethroning C (which is almost impossible since it is slower than C).

Haha, not surprised Madam SegFault is supporting C++.
The entire existence of Rust is based on preventing Segfaults /s

Let us see where it goes, but with C++20, it seems the committee is on a winning streak like Man United and AMD right now.
With C++23 (Executors and Networking please..., Reflection v1, Pattern matching v1 maybe), C++26 Rust will need more than hype.

If you're going to kill C++, u'd better look like C++.

Edit (2022): It turns out the Committee ain't gonna do Networking (ever?), Reflection (psst!). At this point, cpp needs update/upgrades beyond standard. Maybe cppfront/cpp2 will do that

Ehya!
Nairaland will change when Nigeria also change.
Mind you NL was like this when Naira was < 200, so don't expect a change when it's > 400.

22brains:
lol.... Have you taken your medication? Hahahaha

Haha, on a lighter note I got what u said but it doesn't address my point. It addresses your original post's.
Sorry if you're still confused.

DZTech:
wia una joy na

encourage our sista to put mout jare! lol

OK OK, I promise I will try to change.

Yes.
I've seen one or two.

But it does the half of the courage u'd need to slap a soldier or SARS officer.

So in India, I will the one calling the likes Amara, something something lassie, and other "broke shamers" of NL broke ?
No wonder there are lots of SIMPS in India!

Genesils:
This is the real deal o... Don't goan make the mistake of becoming a father too early, even of its the love of your life and she's the one you plan to marry

Play your game safe... Use CD always... And when it's doing you like flesh to flesh, buy her after-sex pills to take immediately, these ones better pass trying to even abort the baby

Or just start your career early so that u can be financially ok early and marry early.

#Nothing like abstinence

22brains:
there is always a starting point for everyone. Nobody wakes up to own a 30billion. Avoid woman while aiming for your purpose.

I guess 1000brains is the minimum, you're @ 22. Not good! Not good!

1. I changed the title
2. I posted another line based on the changed title
3. U don goofed m8.

My point is: the post is only for struggling bachelors and they should take struggle serious. The moment they're OK, they won't have issues even such cases arrive.

With these few points of mine, I hope I've been able to confuse u and not to confuse u that u were confused when u confusingly wrote that non related confusion above.

Muna4real:
What is your problem? Is it that I don't understand you, or you don't understand my point. How are those women showing their bodies? The only bodies I am seeing are their faces and palms . It seems like you are one of those people that always see negativity in everything concerning women. Go and read up the purpose for the Muslim pageant before spilling out trash .

No you're the one with -0 understanding.
Muslim women are not public latrine like yours, the ones who does it are sinners.

No way this is OK in Islaam, what evidence will they present and who will they say they resemble.

How are those women showing their bodies?

How Islaam talked about it... have u even read anything about anything ?

It seems like you are one of those people that always see negativity in everything concerning women.

Olodo!
Are they curing cancer ? Making electric cars or batteries ? Or in Semi-conductor factories making 5nm chiplet ?
Maybe they're in a team of software programmers writing OS? Or an economist fixing the nation? Or Molecular Biologists?
A very good teachers loved by student ?

See this one. Who do heck do you think u talking to?

Many of these are the most dumb people on the face of the earth and all they had to do is show their body (something they got from their parents)
How is that even a fair assessment of women potential?

Abeg left jare. Na your type dey give birth to children who are just vessels, no impact in the world.
U had better start learning something useful. u will teach your kids not being naked on TV.

Here Is 1 Mistake That Can Destroy A Struggling Bachelor's Man’s Life
FTFY.

Your post doesn't apply to anyone with 30Billion (or so they claim)

[quote author=Funkyswagzz post=91304356]Lol u maybe right on that buh trust me the girl is nice person[b] I just know her problem is money[[/b]/quote]
No it's not and if it is she should work.
We've seen them before, it doesn't end. They are broken and mostly from broken homes.
She also seem intelligent and able to hold conversation but just too broken to be considered for anything.
IF you ever had access to her private Whatsapp and Instagram chat, what u will find will shock you.

And and... TAKE SOME RED PILL.

Yes, they can if they want to be sinners!

This is post is between begrudgingly stupid and a grotesque mockery of anyone with half-brain let alone full one.
One of the purpose of Hijaab is to make women more of a private asset than a public waste.
What do we call showing your body on stage ? How is it any different from the prostitutes of Ikeja and Edo ?
"Here I am, take me take me"

These "mild prostitution shows" a.k.a pageants is a valley in a planet, Islaamic Hijaab is another valley in another planet entirely. No way they can meet.

Do your research next time before making silly errors that can be avoided with less than 10MB.