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Christianity EtcRe: I Dont Have Enough Faith To Be An Atheist by Infomizer(m): 8:39am On Mar 19, 2015
davien:
And the reality we share doesn't remotely favour common sense.

Our intuition would tell us that between an egg and a boulder,dropped at the same time and from the same height....that the boulder should hit the ground first(because it's heavier)....but reality differs....

They both hit the ground at the same time(in fact, this is a standard test in physics to demonstrate that our intuitions doesn't matter to any event at play.....
Baba, you forgot to mention the impact of air resistance in making this possible...#JustSaying
Christianity EtcRe: I Dont Have Enough Faith To Be An Atheist by Infomizer(m): 8:18am On Mar 19, 2015
ipunchbitches:
Religion has actually convinced
people that there's an invisible
man living in the sky who
watches everything you do,
every minute of every day. And
the invisible man has a special
list of ten things he does not
want you to do. And if you do
any of these ten things, he has a
special place, full of fire and
smoke and burning and torture
and anguish, where he will
send you to live and suffer and
burn and choke and scream and
cry forever and ever 'til the end
of time!
But He loves you. He loves you,
and He needs money! He always
needs money! He's all-powerful,
all-perfect, all-knowing, and all-
wise, somehow just can't handle
money!
Oga give honor to whom it is due nao...
George Carlin, we miss you!
BusinessRe: 16 School Drop Outs Who Became Successful Entrepreneurs And Billionaires by Infomizer(m): 4:35am On Mar 15, 2015
Nice try op! For every one of these guys you listed, there a millions of drop-outs that will never amount to anything in life, just as there are millions of stay-ins that won't amount to anything in life. However, the odds are much more against the drop-outs. Did you also take note that the children of these guys (for those that have) are/were stay-ins?
PoliticsRe: Power Supply To Worsen In The Coming Days by Infomizer(m): 11:31am On Mar 13, 2015
We all know this ain't news nao!

Poems For ReviewRe: "Mind Droppings" Featuring Infomizer by Infomizer(op):
Honestly speaking...

You don't mess with her
She stings like a bee
And leaves a bitter feel in her wake

But you can't do without her
If you must go far in your journey
Despite her low sense of appeal

The truth is,
The truth.

She's all you need in all her guises.
For whatever pains she might bring you
You're assured of a far-reaching reward

You do all you can to have her lead the way..
While her bruises are deservedly temporary..
Her soothing aura is definitely deservedly everlasting

I'm really really sorry honey! sad embarassed cry
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FamilyRe: Marry Her Or Go To Jail by Infomizer(m): 11:25pm On Mar 10, 2015
Na the same thing jooor! Scylla and Charybdis!!!
FamilyRe: How Many Of Us Remember These? by Infomizer(m): 11:16pm On Mar 10, 2015
These are fairly recent nao...Speedy and garri Ijebu that year sha! Awesome collabo
FamilyRe: See D Text My Mum Sent 2 Me. >:( by Infomizer(m): 11:12pm On Mar 10, 2015
Tell her nao! What's the dealio?
FamilyRe: 15 Innocent, White Lies Women Tell Men That They See Right Through by Infomizer(m): 11:11pm On Mar 10, 2015
Not all men see through...Not all!
Christianity EtcRe: Should Christain Converts On Death Row Be Given A Second Chance? by Infomizer(m): 11:03pm On Mar 10, 2015
No. She repented, fine, but there's gotta be repercussion for her act...No one will be deterred if any deathrow inmate can embrace religion. It's that simple...Murder for that matter!
EducationRe: School Children Die On Their Way Back From Excursion. (graphic Photos). by Infomizer(m): 10:51pm On Mar 10, 2015
JiggamanGh:
Didn't u see bodies and body parts all ova the ground.
I now see a guy holding what seems like arms! Nna men, this is so wrong!
EducationRe: School Children Die On Their Way Back From Excursion. (graphic Photos). by Infomizer(m): 7:50pm On Mar 10, 2015
Sad...Jeez!!



But the photos aren't graphic nao!
EducationRe: See The Kind Of School Bus Conveying These Pupils To School (Photo) by Infomizer(m): 7:15pm On Mar 10, 2015
Na BUS be this? As in, bus??
FamilyRe: I Killed My Husband - Bride Gave Reasons by Infomizer(m): 6:56pm On Mar 10, 2015
I'm happy she didn't bring the devil into this!


#SighOfRelief
Nairaland GeneralRe: I Am Dying, They Are Tweeting by 'Sola Fagorusi by Infomizer(m): 6:50pm On Mar 10, 2015
Reminds me of when one guy had a seizure while I was hanging out with friends. One local guy there said they should bring onions, dice it, and force it down the poor fella's mouth. However, with the help of my phone and Google, I saw that it wasn't an advisable move (so as to prevent choking or unintended obstruction of his wind pipes). As the op has implied, these gadgets are blessings and we should use them as such!
LiteratureRe: Forever And For Always - Story By Repogirl by Infomizer(m): 6:41pm On Mar 10, 2015
Not had an update in a while. Repogirl, I'm holding out till you finish the story before I start reading. I can't stand the suspense in your yarns! Biko, na u dey delay me o! Kudos ma'am!
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RomanceRe: Have Your Bra Hinge Loosed Or Cut Before When U Arent At Home? by Infomizer(m): 6:35pm On Mar 10, 2015
Mine hasn't o!!!


Op, have yours loosed?

Siri, "ring Gbag Dect."!
RomanceRe: How Do I Tell My Girlfriend That She Talks Too Much?? by Infomizer(m): 6:32pm On Mar 10, 2015
Ello Bae,
You be parrot?



That should shut her up for good!

Next!!!
RomanceRe: Why Are Marriagable Ladies(wives) Scars? by Infomizer(m): 6:30pm On Mar 10, 2015
Only those that have suffered one form of bodily abuse have scars.... undecided undecided
RomanceRe: Why Do Ladies Dump Guys Who Refuse To Have Sex With Them ? by Infomizer(m):
Methinks stuff like this can only happen on Nairaland. What kinda ladies did you meet sef? Nymphoess? How come you're always coming across them?....OgaAde, waka well o! Some babes can fit to set u up o! No be only men dey raype o!

#DropsMic
PropertiesRe: Pics: Which Of These Nigeria Banks Has The Finest Building by Infomizer(m): 4:59pm On Mar 10, 2015
Diamond then GTB....That Diamond's building has an expressionist feel to it...IMHO.
AgricultureRe: Photo: Man Using Cow Urine To Bath by Infomizer(m): 4:49pm On Mar 10, 2015
1MCN:
Your argument is sound and had me going back to the picture again. But can a tap be possibly erected at the centre of a cattle ranch where the animals can hack it down? It more likely you have a tap by the sides at a place it'll safe for the cattle, the tap and the rearers and users.
They can't hwck it down. Maybe during a stampede but that's rare. It's an unlikely water source for them gudalis so the argument checks out to me.
AgricultureRe: Photo: Man Using Cow Urine To Bath by Infomizer(m): 4:48pm On Mar 10, 2015
jeffizy:
Does a bull (male) urinate from the back or with the Instruments beneath it's tummy ?
Does a cow(female ) not stoop when urinating ?
I think a tap stands there covered by the bull.
The floor is soaked and can't come from just one cow.
Akonuche!
FamilyRe: My Wife's Friend Mistakenly Saw My John Thomas.. by Infomizer(m): 2:41pm On Mar 10, 2015
daimsy:
Is that a big deal?
#PunAlert!!!

grin grin grin
PoliticsRe: Maryam Babangida And Princes Diana [Photo] by Infomizer(m): 2:31pm On Mar 10, 2015
EpIc
FamilyRe: Which Did You Get As A Child? by Infomizer(m): 3:12pm On Mar 07, 2015
Didn't even know there was an option B like this till now...huh
RomanceRe: Can You Do This Without Having Sex? (picture) by Infomizer(m): 3:11pm On Mar 07, 2015
No10:
Yes... If she's on her period.
On her period and Nakedd? Maybe partially nakedd sha..
RomanceRe: 10 Types Of Selfies You Should Stop Taking by Infomizer(m): 3:06pm On Mar 07, 2015
Ugly fellas be like:

CrimeRe: ‘I Killed Our 3-day-old Baby To Cover Up Pre-marital Sex’ by Infomizer(m): 2:56pm On Mar 07, 2015
olu77:
Does it mean her pregnancy wasn't visible while she was doing her wedding 2 months earlier?
Help me ask o!
I even thought the pregnancy and delivery were clandestine...
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Mobile Photographers: Show Off Your Stuffs by Infomizer(m): 2:53pm On Mar 07, 2015
They just had to go canine on my phone!

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