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Chubhie:
Caring for my pigeons,rabbits and guinea pigs. My sweetest was when my rabbit gave birth to 9! Watching and feeding em was pure joy.

Awwww

Correct case of Pareidolia.

S/he's the Ex for a reason! S/he's missed her/his shot!

runnazz:
Lolz.. so fokora was the same thing then...get one time them catch me on top my isekiri neighbor na him i say we dey fight wrestling oo lolz ...but that ur bro him dey program himself when he dey fit answer all the all the amen na really talented guy

About being caught in the act....Was caught once by my younger brother's friend doing it in the balcony with a family friend's daughter...The other time was with another girl's 'naïve' younger brother (the guy cast us die!!!).

My bro? That was one talent I wish I had! Lmsao!

The picture says it all..No be fight, Na snacks!

Na coffin me dey see o! Lol!!

Gotta give it to them!

Maccoy1:
Wow....the whites have always been exploring ways to make life easier nd better 4them since time immemorial...i wonder what the blacks where doing, even in the abundance of natural resource.....i thought God created everybody alike with the same brains

One word: dependence!

That's why!!

runnazz:
hahahahahaa...bro u want kill me with laugh o...i remember the police & thief too,and used to love that tyre race die,did u do the one made with sticks and boris it was a gift from my cuz in the village then,morning devotion ke?we dey dodge and even when we enter na to siddon look,hmm i never ever took my drugs when ill na under chair dem dey enter.kites made with paper and threads with broom sticks i remember that too,bros whats fokora? i only remember we used to play mom and dad with the girls in our compound na then we dey try things we see on tv on code those days where fun....u really do things sha...lolz

For morning devotion, you wan try my dozing skills? And my bro had a supernatural way of missing out on all the Amens till the very last one. And he always claimed he didn't fall asleep...Talent!!!

Tyres? I did it all bro! Even paint bucket covers and any flat circular object! With converted cloth hangers!!!! I still remember being taught how to do that by a neighbor then!

Fokora translates literarily to 'use dickk rub am' in Yoruba...Non penetrative mummy and daddy thingy! I never figured out on time that the hole that urine came out from was the one that brought us into the world, thanks to the Mummy and Daddy thingy! I always tried subtly 'forcing' my teeny weeny kinkini jingle bell in between that split that separates the Labia Majora (Yea, I don sabi small now ) and it kind hurt me, but who cares? Juvenile agro was the real 'basterd'. Lol

Childhood was fun sha! Even the pains!! In retrospect...

And some peeps be looking for coke bottles with their names Lol

Blackett:
[color=#150000]People will always ask the most _stupid questions.

Is he trying to woo you?

Hmm. Lemme see.

- he looks at your legs seductively
- he looks passionately into your eyes
- he noticed you added more ass and called you fat

I think he's trying to ask what you had for breakfast.

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Wikid!

Lexusgs430:
Ask him to speak up and tell you what he is thinking and what he would like to do to you, that his roving eyes have been captured !!!!

Op, this is bad advice!

Hope you know Op, that having 'attention' does not necessarily translate to fathering a child?

I think everybody that's not hospitalized or imprisoned is better then... #JustSaying

1. Kenke (local high jump)
2. The water games myself and my lil bro used to play in the bathroom.
3. My bout with enuresis (bed wetting)
4. All them fun TV programs and Cartoons
5. Police and Thief
6. Rolling tyres (some crazy asss formula 1/Tyre GP)
7. The injuries (I can show you vouchers)
8. The punishments and floggings (pick pin, cigar obo, frog jump, joko idera, curfews).
9. Dad prepping me for my first interview post-common entrance
10. Hide and seek
11. Fokora with dem equally spoilt female friends
12. Pretending to study whenever Pop was around (serious eye service mhen!)
13. Morning devotions!
14. Kites!
15. Four post
16. American game (the ball mustn't enter your kolo else you were given the beating of life!)
17. After round one
18. Christmas clothes (Jim Jim wears and dungarees) and outings
19. Holidays
20. School bus!

Lemme respect my old age and stop here! Lol

Ennamdee:
I believe you're right about songs not being in the music library, I also believe that is applicable to other mobile ecosystems.
But you can always download these songs by yourself

When I get a song via Whatsapp on my android device, it immediately goes into my music library and I can access it later from there. On my iPhone, it is not the case. I'll have to to back to the chat and listen there. Yea, you can download, but only with apps like Musify and iDownloader or something. Still won't sync with your music library. It's strictly an iTunes affair with the iPhone.

Let someone tell these fücking racists that they lack melanin! Crazy fücking racists! Are they perfect? I dey fesssss!!!

Beautiful couple!

princetigris:
MUMU story... Her walking-step changed when the uncle took her to the mosque and raped her abi? But the step no change ni during the period wea she dey reside for him house dey do uninterrupted kerewa dance.... #I sense blackmail...

Exactly what I wanted to type! Imagine!!

You didn't feint joor.

Gerrard59:
^^^^^^

Having the customised ringtone, how possible would that be?

It is very possible. Get iTunes and a ringtone maker app..that should do the magic.

Ennamdee
When someone sends you a song via BBM or Whatsapp, you will only be able to play the song by going back to the conversation. It won't be in your Music Library.

xcapizt:
I've had firsthand experience of covering a lie with more lies and it was indeed an ugly sight when the poo finally hit the fan. If I could go back, I don't think I'd do any differently tho, because both the truth and the lie had the potency to hurt me - different parts of me. Now the question is which part of me do I want to protect the most long term. Credibility didn't win the bid.

What I'm saying is the pragmatic angle seems to me to be the best angle to look at this. What is the most useful plan of action? I'm on #TeamUtilitarianism with infomizer. I don't see how lying to get at least a brief extension on a task can ultimately hurt one's credibility and at the end of the day, the boss gets what he wants, you don't get chewed on, everyones happy. Win, win. Well, except if you're religious and have to deal with a hyper sensitive conscience afterwards, I wouldn't advice lying in that case.

The emboldened got me laughing my bony a.ss off! Damn!

I think it has happened before. It even made front page. I think so.

I rep Onifufu axis of Ido..Cassava things!

What are they still 'investigating'?

davien:
Wasn't it also humans that wrote the bible?

My point exactly. It's not a perfect piece too, coming from quite a number of individuals with different concepts as to how other humans ought to live their lives.

I'd suggest you use the quantifier 'some' and then pluralize the words 'man' and 'woman' instead of the indefinite article 'a'...

My observation..

No lighter?

Europegirl24:
No he is not.but I want to be sure of his intentions before I leave relationship. ...and btw what is wrong with my english

Chances are that you're already sure...don't be an askhole, okay?

Your English, my dear, contains too many grammatical errors to pass for a normal native speaker of the language. That's what's wrong.

justi4jesu:
An European girl with such writing skills, try harder

Trust me bro, it happens! Especially if she's not from an English speaking country. Even at that, I've come across Americans that can't express themselves fluently in English. E dey happen joor..


Op, is your bf holding a gun to your head to stay in the relationship?

Vicorolex1:
so it is profitable 2 apply wisdom ryt? afteral its d motif of d hrt dat matters

Yes o!!!