₦airaland Forum

Good I will like ibos to migrate to this one not created by an slowpoke. Where you can all stew in your hate and bitterness.

I know a recent female law graduate named "Emancipation". This is the most bizarre name I ever heard I will like to know why the parents christened her so.

Never

Bradford111:
Did your d*ck get back to shape after you stop masturbating?

Yes.Everything I wrote there happened to me.I wished I never masturbated ever in my life.Thank God I am almost 6 months free. Never develop any negative habits.undoing them is more difficult than starting them

Bradford111:
Did your d*ck get back to shape after you stop masturbating?

Yes and dandruff miraculously disappeared. In fact I was making plans for the dandruff that has made me aged 10 years more before my barber told me I don't have dandruff again. It is still a wonder to me. Porn, masturbation destroys

Masturbation will give you dandruff , shrink your penis , make you go bald and older than your age. All these happened yo me but I finally slayed it. 140 days of no porn and masturbation. My life took s turn for the better. Slay the demon

BlessingDAMMY:
I am a liberal Yoruba lady. I supported Tinubu initially because I thought he had great plans for Nigeria. I was misled into believing he built Lagos. But thank God for patriotic Nigerians who educated me.

I started having issues with Tinubu when he announced his Muslim-Muslim ticket. Yet, I still promoted him to my Igbo friends.

But some Yorubas are not helping issues. They've turned his campaign to Yoruba affairs.

Nairaland made me dislike Tinubu the more. Reports of Yoruba moderators, especially Mynd44, witch-hunting supporters of other candidates broke the camel's back to me.

I don't want to be seen as a tribalist. After all, Tinubu is not the best candidate. Atiku and Peter Obi are far better.

I am still considering whom to support between Atiku and Peter Obi.

Ibos think everyone is stupid like them You are a male and ibo. Masquerading as a woman or other tribes do not fool anybody. You may not know it but there is a pattern to how semi educated IBO's like you write

EMXTAN1:
Omoh!!! This kid right here is the next Peter Obi in making... ! Such brilliance... I pray APC and PDP don't happen to him... Greater heights my dear! Congratulations!!!!

Peter Obi with third class. shame no dey catch you.

Bobbyjay001:
Our Elders talk about the man who was planning.to jump into the river. He had only tried putting out one leg when a crocodile jumped out of the water and snapped its mouth at his leg.

I will continue to say these things so it can be drilled into your ears and you won't say you were never told.

The jigsaw gets assembled everyday and it becomes very clear that I am right.

1. ABUJA was completely scratched out of the FOREST.

That place was a FOREST.

The Military Leaders of that Era looked at the Map of Nigeria, circled a place that they fancied as the Center of the Country, a place which conveniently fell into Northern Nigeria, and decided it was going to be the new Federal Capital Territory.

And it became so.

A master plan was designed for the city and money started flowing into the place. The money came mainly from the Oil Wealth of the Niger Delta.

In less than 20years, it was already a mighty and beautiful city, brand new and pride of the Nation.

People started moving there.

The city is now overflowing into nearby Niger and Nassarawa States.

Since that FCT got created till this day, I haven't heard of a Minister of the FCT who wasn't from the NORTH.

Infact, in recent times they have always been NORTHERN MUSLIMS.

The Igbos naturally have a very extensive presence in that city just as much as they have in Lagos and other cities in Nigeria.

The ZIONISTS are also there.

But the ZIONISTS HAVE NEVER DARED to call it a No-Man's Land.

Infact, the EndSars Movement got a rude awakening when it tried to replicate the Lagos show on Abuja.

They were quickly reminded of the OWNERSHIP OF ABUJA.

2. I have been to Kano and Kaduna severally. If you go to the area called Sabon Gari in Kano, you could confuse it for any area in the Lagos Suburbs.

The majority of the population there are Igbos.

The ZIONISTS are also there.

They have NEVER DARED to call Kano or Kaduna a No-Man's Land.

In those areas, right under their noses, the Kano People Instituted Shari'a and Constituted the Hisbah Police to enforce it on the land.

Liberties are limited.

Everybody is gentle.

They don't behave any how and they won't even begin to dream Political dreams there.

You sit gently where they want you to sit!

3. In Enugu, the IGBO man from IMO STATE knows his limits

At some point each of the SE States were flushing out Non-Indigenes from their civil service not minding that they were Igbos from Neighbouring states.

Governor Akeredolu's wife tried to show herself in her home state of Imo. She was quickly educated of the limitations of her Rights.

In Anambra particularly, it was so bad that they wouldn't even allow Bianca, the very wife/widow of Ikemba Emeka Ojukwu any space to excel.

She couldn't contest the Election in Anambra State.

She's from Enugu and had no such previlege in Anambra State.

You can then imagine the fate of a Non-Igbo in the South-East States.

It is THEIR LAND.

4. But the story has to Change in the SOUTH-WEST, Lagos in particular.

Yorubas are a liberal People. We are actually open-minded fools.

First, Lagos is declared No-Mans Land.

The ZIONISTS have been working tirelessly in the last 40years moving IGBO population strategically into the SW, Lagos State in particular.

That haa gone to very advanced stages now

They have successfully altered the demographics of Lagos.

Now, they have begun to drag the land and Rights of Indigene with you.

They know you are liberal [ Foolish ] People so they will play the EXACT game of Azikiwe

They will tell you it's "One Nigeria",."We are brothers" and that the constition ofcourse guarantees freedom of movement and equal rights for all Citizens.

They will tell you that afterall there is one Kemi contesting in Britain as PM and there is one Chukwuemeka who is Mayor in America.

They will tell you that "afterall we are in Cotonou, Kenya, etc"

They just can't tell you that you can't get same Things and Rights applied to you in the SE and other regions.

The ZIONISTS have been working round the clock to UPSTAGE THE POLITICAL BALANCES OF THE SW, STARTING FROM LAGOS. It is their SINGLE MOST IMPORTANT OBJECTIVE.

It is their calculation that once Lagos is had, it will be a matter of moving upwards.

They narrows in on Bola Tinubu who has been a clog in the wheel of their advancement. They have to remove him.

They are working on "assisting" the Yorubas to remove " Tinubu" as they have tagged him.

They wiped up the Internet and social media having realized the potent powers therein since the time of EndSars. They began to massage the Ego of Yemi Osinbajo. His image was enlarged beyond proportion and his capacity projected above the reality.

They managed to catch his attention and he fell for it. The same social media frenzy caught Rauf Aregbesola who was already growing out of himself.

Yemi Osinbajo caught Dapo Abiodun of Ogun State and together they began to plot against Bola Tinubu, their benefactor.

The result of their activities contributed to what happened at the Osun Guber.

The ZIONISTS have since abandoned Yemi Osinbajo and moved to Plan B - Peter Obi.

Now bolstered by the Osun results they will move into Lagos to INFLUENCE the election.

It doesn't matter who gets Lagos as long as he isn't from Tinubu's Camp. As a matter of fact they will be more willing to help the more useless Candidates, even imbeciles, to win. It will eventually help their own cause.

The ZIONISTS have over the decades ensured that the Igbos probably constitute more a quarter of Lagos Population. It's going to be a matter of placing that voter population anywhere they wish to place it

They first attempted this format in 2015 when they tried to upstage that balance for Jimi Agbaje.

Agbaje had entered a deal with them, promised them half of Lagos.

By 2023, the plan is going to be different.

They have a POLITICAL ZIONISM already in play. It is in the thing they deceptively call Odibients.That Movement is going to RALLY the Igbos of Lagos in a way that they haven't ever been rallied.

THEY ARE SET TO DETERMINE THE LEADERSHIP FOR LAGOS

The priority is to remove Tinubu first. In future they will call the shot.

This is what Peter Obi is all about. He has no.plams for any Presidency.

I can imagine that the ZIONISTS already have their IPOB/UGM all over the places in Lagos, in the Garrisons called Markets, under cover, masquerading as Igbo traders.

I can imagine that they will be heavily armed on that day of 2023 Lagos Guber Elections.

Our FOOLISH YORUBA PEOPLE will mistake the whole process for a simple and innocent revolution to remove Bola Tinubu's influence in Lagos. It is the way ENDSARS got hijacked them.

Our people have been told that "he is thief" who has to be brought down.

The ZIONISTS will assist our YORUBA People to remove him.

The deal will be POWER SHARING.

The ZIONISTS will demand Power Sharing in Lagos until it will become 50-50 with the Yorubas and even Lagosians themselves.

Before you know it there will be an Igbo Governor of Lagos State. They will say " so what? It doesn't matter". But not even an IMO man will ever try it in ANAMBRA.let alone a YORUBA dreaming of Councillorship in Nnewi.

It is the same way Azikiwe tried to assist the YORUBA NCNC to takeover WESTERN REGION until NCNC became an Igbo Party.

It is just the same way the Fulani Uthman Dan Fodio assisted the Hausas to depose their then Rulers. The Hausas have been slaves on their lands since then.

The same way Fulani Alimi assisted Afonja to confront his Aláàfin. Ilorin hasn't been returned to the Yorubas ever since.

They will assist you to DESTROY YOUR LEADERS and then return to DESTROY YOU.

That is the game plan.

It is a repeat of History.

It has so many precedents, Palestine isn't too long ago.

But it will continue sound unbelievable, crude, Tribalist, Bigoted etc UNTIL IT IS DONE.

The ZIONISTS are in the race with the JIHADISTS by the way.

They are basically on the same mission but going through different routes and methods.

© Adedamola Adetayo
17 July 2022

This is why I took pride to vote APC on Saturday and will vote Tinubu Insha Allah

havenz:
Masturbation is a very strong spirit on its own, do not underate or underestimate the power and force in and behind self satisfaction.

Try as much as possible not to engage or be addicted into masturbation.

Masturbation destroys ones destiny, delays ones destiny.

Stay out of MASTURBATION it's a curse that causes many PROBLEMS.

Words of wisdom. A whirlpool of slippery slope is what it is. Easy to start and pleasurable but difficult to stop

The real voting populations are not on social medias. They are the ones that financial inducement of say 2k would swing their votes. This is were Tinubu or Atiku wins. A collective labour in vain awaits come 2023 but this time we will be prepared for any form of insurrection under the guise of end sars from ibos

Eaglemoney:
That's why you need to conduct your name search first before starting the process at all.

Check my profile for contact details. I would help you out at no cost..

I have lost the documents to present at the car office for certificate collection. what I should I do. Thanks

kolagbemi:
Don't let anybody deceive you, you can conveniently register a "business name" by yourself.

Remember "Business name is different from a limited liability company. You will need a lawyer to register a LTD company" but if your business is a sole proprietorship or an ordinary partnership, all you need is a "business name registration" and you don't need a lawyer except you wish to outsource it to them.

Just got

https://www.cac.gov.ng/

Click on "public search" and type the name of the company you wish to register to ensure the name is available. Check every name listed and see if a close name already exists, if not or it's a bit distinct from the listed,

then go to the next option

Online Registration, click on it and begin.

CAC made the process very easy...ask questions or Google anything you do not understand.

Don't be scared of "query" I got query during my registration and made corrections.

I registered my own company.

Good luck.

Thank you for your contributions.
I do not have the documents again that I need to present before collecting my business certificate. How do I go about it. I have successfully registered my business name.

PoliteActivist:
Photo below is from years ago. My brother this man right here was more than 70! Tinubu is hiding a deep secret.

*copied*
Make no mistake, Asiwaju Bola Ahmed Tinubu attended primary and secondary schools. The only reason he would rather lie that he never attended any than submit his certificates to INEC Nigeria is because those documents contain personal information about who HE REALLY IS, his real name, his age, his ancestry etc.

This is the shadowy figure some of you are supporting to come and preside over the destiny of over 200 million people...

Why is no one asking real questions about Tinubu's health??

Why the conspiracy of silence on Tinubu's drug charge in the US even when the document is in the public space?...
Why?
How can we pretend to be okay with the prospect of having a man we know absolutely nothing about, preside over our country
Are we all under some kind of spell or something??!!

Bill Clinton was not the name he was christened. He changed the name so what is the big deal about name change.

logiccal:

Anyways, I don't understand what Christians gain by insulting Islam and their religious figures. I hardly see a Muslim publicly insult the religion of Christianity...

Y'all keep saying how barbaric and inhumane these people are, yet you keep provoking them.

Like it or not, what Deborah did was stupid.

and judging by how fluent she is in Hausa language, she already knew the weight of what she was about to do. She already knew Muslims would do anything if she insulted Prophet Muhammad ﷺ yet she went ahead with it.

(I heard) they even requested her to make an apology so that everything will be gone, but she refused... For whatever reason known to herself.

If you're in Rome do as Romans do, you can't be in Sokoto and think you could get away with insulting the Prophet and ridiculing him.

Even if she had managed to escape on that Thursday, as far as she's in Sokoto they would find a way to get to her.

Jesus is a revered figure too to millions of Nigerians, for Sterling bank to off- handedly compared His resurrection to a bread rising is blasphemy.

VALENTINE2690:
Nairaland is just a platform for Yoruba agenda. Why must Tinubu and Osibanjo always be the first names to mention. Does mean they are the only candidates? I don't how much Tinubu has given to you guys for this wanton campaign.

You or your tribesman can go create your own platform.

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Learned helplessness

MikoB:
You are such a coconut head, all your life is about hating a tribe that has been blessed by God, as long as there is democracy in place Yorubas will dominate you know why because democracy is a tool used by the most educated in an environment or community for their own advantage and guess which tribe is the most educated and sophisticated in the country? your is as good as mine I am not suppose to be doing this but for the hatred you have for my tribe, we need to put the bigots like you in the place they belong, you can't even survive without coming to a forum created by a yoruba guy, can you see your low life! I am not a tribal bigot, but can't be reading how much you hate my tribe and I will keep quite, let me enlighten you a bit, 1999,it was obasanjo a yoruba man, 2007, it was obasanjo that gave you guys yardua, when yardua was sick, it was the same Yorubas spearheaded by obasanjo that made it possible for him (Good luck) to become acting president, eventually in 2011,it was yoruba sophisticated press that made him president,after getting there he turned against the Yorubas with the excuse that, the Yorubas rejected the speakership, and the rest is story, you know what happened after in 2015,jagaban the Yoruba man spearheaded his removal, again the Yorubas facilitated the presidency of buhari, and I am telling you now the Yorubas will be president in 2023,if you are not comfortable with it, I can send you a schengen invitation letter, as long as you are not a minor or a criminal.

That ibos have a platform to spew hate against Yoruba is still due to Yoruba magnanimity. An ibo owned platform will not permit half of what they do on nairaland.

Phut:
Ngige and Amaechi are not forgiven. If Onu played a part, then he is not forgiven as well. Kpom kwem. We the common (Igbo) people have suffered mightily at the hands of Buhari. And the thing is, we saw it from a million miles away. Why would Tinubu and his cohorts go on a betrayal laden and slanderous campaign against another Southerner (Goodluck Jonathan) calling him ogogoro drunkard and all kinds of unprintable names, just so as to hand power to an illiterate Buhari, with not even a WAEC certificate? Well, we all know why.

Never seen Amaechi,Saraki, Onu, Ngige receive so much hate or claims of betraying the south/jonathan. I am saying this so you may see the hypocrisy and lies of ibos against Tinubu.

[quote author=Phut post=110208021]Ngige and Amaechi are not forgiven. If Onu played a part, then he is not forgiven as well. Kpom kwem. We the common (Igbo) people have suffered mightily at the hands of Buhari. And the thing is, we saw it from a million miles away. Why would Tinubu and his cohorts go on a betrayal laden and slanderous campaign against another Southerner (Goodluck Jonathan) calling him ogogoro drunkard and all kinds of unprintable names, just so as to hand power to an illiterate Buhari, with not even a WAEC certificate? Well, we all know why. [/quote Never seen Amaechi,Saraki, Onu, Ngige receive so much hate or claims of betraying the south/jonathan. I am saying this so you may see the hypocrisy and lies of ibos against Tinubu.

Elvictor:
The bedwetter himself..

The incoming president of...

Federal Republic of Brown Roofs

The C-in-C of skull mining

The Afonjanic Escobar

Everything you type here is not hate. If we respond likewise to Pandora tu lie obi you will crying

73: 69 Nigeria

42: 35 Nigeria

36:31 Nigeria

chillax .Atonye has been a starter on the team before Amy came .Though on all basketball metrics Amy is better

Nigeria taking their first lead