₦airaland Forum

Hardeybohwarley:
@ Inkredible, is any of the two ladies the one you've been eyeing before. That one that will stare at you but won't say anything. Also this might be late just take it bro. "Not just a year older, but a year better". More Blessings to follow.

Nope!! These two are new friends, given that e never tey wey I begin work with them. I don fashi that one level abeg. Who get time to dey look her face when there are people genuinely interested in knowing and being your friend.

wonlasewonimi:
I don't know where you work but no single colleague will buy you such gift in the UK. They don't spend money like that. The only way you are getting this from your office is if they all contribute and decided to get this.

Okay sir. I can't fault what you believe sir. Let me check and confirm if my visa and current residence is still in the UK. Maybe I was shipped off to Bulgaria and thought I was in the UK.

But wait o. You might be right somehow. Lemme ask her if it was a contributed money o.

Ps: last night surprise birthday gift from my team.

Mamatukwas:
Wawu!! Thanks. That's a lot of money for the 1st month then. Na wa.

I think it's a one time deposit which you get back at the end of your tenancy and you choose to leave the apartment. To get all your money back, you have to restore the apartment to what it was when you moved in. So make sure to take inventory and snap pictures for future reference.

Also, the deposit is usually the amount of the rent pcm, make sure your "landlord" secures this deposit in a Tenancy Deposit Scheme.

He/she should give you written information about your deposit within 28 days of payment. If he didn't deposit it for protection with TDS and didn't give you the written information after 28 days, you fit contact Environmental Health Office and he risks being fined up to £20k.

That's the little I know about this.

chukxie:
You didn't read the write-up to the point of comprehending it yet you concluded the writer spent ten years studying abroad. Your comprehensive abilities are without a doubt in question, mate.

Cheers bro

[quote author=vickifeanyi47 post=66071586][/quote]Victor ifeanyichukwu.. your are right sir.

Enjoy the rest of your day.

Madisonsqua:
Typical Nigeria mentality and egoism that lead us to where we are.....If you are working for an Asian or European who can hardly speak or write in English, u would use ur third sense to comprehend all their blunders. But when ur fellow brother or sister make mistakes, it becomes a crime. If u can't comprehenend what she wrote, then u should check your comprehension skill and it also means u can't work in a multi-cultural environment because she wrote much better than most Asian i've met...BE real and grow-up bro....if you're trying to be like the white, u will behave whiter than the white. How many Native European,American,Asian and pasifika speak correct English.

You know what? You're right.

Have a blessed day sir

eldee365:
Typical Nigerian, instead of attacking the bad state of Nigeria & its corrupt ways, you are attacking op

Shame on you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Naaa.. the shame's on you.

By "attacking the bad state of Nigeria", you meant like ranting on Nairaland in the worst form of writing abi?

Lols... Keep dreaming.

chukxie:
She said she left Nigeria ten years ago to study abroad. No where did she say she studied for ten years abroad. She didn't specify how long she studied for. However, she did say she's lived abroad for ten years. Could it be you didn't comprehend what she said?

I couldn't get to comprehension phase because I couldn't READ it. Does this make sense to you?

Lexusgs430:
Out of both presents, which one u go dash me? Beht y b say nah only woman dey buy u presents?

Anyone you choose . I don't know why e be so. I have male friends but I never hear from them.

Lexusgs430:
If you do not have any insurance history in the UK, expect a huge insurance bill.

And your insurance bill be as high as £3000.......... The smaller the engine and how unpopular to area boys and the post code you reside, would determine your total insurance bill.

Do you presently have a UK driving licence? If you do, how long for?

No driving license just yet.

fatima04:
Happy birthday Mr Inkredible, greater height and more blessing. Lovely gifts should we be expecting any bells soon

Thanks dear. bells will wait for now, lemme balance first.

dustydee:
The whole year

Not bad

Dude, you toured London gan.

I tried reading your story; two paragraphs in, I felt my brain was about to be pulled out of my skull.

My eyes couldn't handle the abomination..

10 years studying abroad and this is how you write? You guys are giving us bad names out here in Europe.

I mean, WTF?? 10 freaking years?

Also this from another of my colleagues. Wonderful lady, beautiful too.

Opening

So today is my birthday 22-03...

I just got this last night from a colleague at work. A new chick. Very friendly and down to earth.

DisGuy:
To add to what mr Lexusgs430 said... you can easily pick up a car....but as a jjc or newly qualified UK driver your insurance could be well over £3000 ....the bigger the engine the higher the premium....also depending on your location

Tiri thosan kini? Per annum abi monthly?

fatima04:
Uncle Inkredible is tired of buses . I feel you jare. How you dey prepare for driving test.

My sister, I never even enter their buses since I arrived o. No be when you see am and you wan go far place you go enter? My place to basic malls and town center no far. I trek my thing jare!!

But, it's getting harder to do now. Sometimes, na only me go dey road dey trek. People go dey drive dey pass, plus also being the only black dude in the town, I dey always standout like that.

My driving test go come when I don put the necessary stuffs in place. I want if I pass test today, then na from there I dey go pick up my ride o. Simple like that.

Lexusgs430:
Would you be using vehicle on a combination of trips? Driving to and from work, social etc etc etc

Mostly everything with it. This is a laid-back town without much activities or bus traffic thus, you'll have to wait for sometime for it to come around. Mostly, instead of waiting in the freezing cold, I just trek it. It's not too a place but surely needs a ride to get around as much.
I don't even want to get started on the taxis... Bunch of ripoffs.

Besides, I'll need to go back to school asap to get my certs up for juicy positions, so yeah, I'll be needing a small golf or Peugeot 406 to be getting by.

Buying it won't be a problem but na how much e go dey chop me monthly based on insurance, tax etc I wan know about.

Phew!! I hope you get my point?

Lexusgs430:
To own a car, not a big deal.... You could get a decent banger for as little as £500.......

You must be insured, have a full UK driving licence, Vehicle must be road funded and MOT must be valid....

The smaller the engine displacement, the cheaper the cost of maintenance (usually)

No point buying a Honda legend and expect the running cost to be lower or equal to the cost of maintaining a Honda Jazz.........

Thanks for the feedback. On a average,how much could be shelled out on a monthly basis to run a mid range car?

Seriously guys, what does it take to own and maintain a car in the UK?

Cc: disguy
Justwise
Spacyzuma
Aphrodite 007

Aphrodite007:
Have you tried Burger King? They have the best burger I have had in my life. The beef and bacon burger. No burger has ever tasted better, trust me .

My next favs are wok and go’s egg friend rice and beef and papa johns all the meets pizza..

The way I put on weight eh, no be here

Will check them out. Thanks for the recommendation.

Mac

Weather was calm, so strolling was done.

wonlasewonimi:
If you need to keep warm, I'm around Newcastle... Uber will bring me around in few minutes

Shots firing is allowed.

Anybody in "Westeros"? Me I wantu cuddle o. The cold yaf freeze my duvet.

Who else got a Red weather alert?

People that have nor seen the movie will come here and be making noise; "movie too poor" "it was overhyped"

Over hype ko, underated ni.

Jeje wait for the cam version to download and stop making noise.

Aphrodite007:
ah ahn, you don't want us to see your fine face

Face that we yaf see sef.

Uncle dinnor cover the smaller pic up there

Make I hear say my duvet nor be my paddy this period.

I only love my mum and my Bed

Can you spot any BLACKs there?

saouri:
Marrying someone for papers would be "utilizing my opportunity"...
If you didn't marry someone with papers, you wouldn't have this story...
shift fes �

Hahahahahha...

"Nobody everybody wey go school, know the way"

False ft Wande - Way