₦airaland Forum

christaddicted:
Thanks, let me do. I brought it here thinking many would share usage experience.

For solutions to serious issues check quora instead.

Nairaland is more or less the digital representation of the average Nigerian's frustration

SeaTrade:
Went out yesterday to drink beer then I met a girl.
Fine working class girl,clean skin as I dey like am.
She dey drink some kind of smoothie weh alcohol dey am,I come say no say that one no good,
Come whine am left and right come order spirit,
We drank and were very merry and dey relate like we've known ourselves for long, but tgere was just one problem,
All that touching and playing and laughing come make my prick dey shake like that round ball weh dey dey inside bell when them dey ring am,come dey vibrate left and right,local man is conjified.
How I want take reason this girl say make we go fùck tori olorun?
Well,time to go reach,I come insist say maybe she's drunk and won't be able to go home alone,so make I follow her for back to ensure she reach safe.
She say fine,na so I dey happy say maybe when we reach house that kind thing weh dey happen for oyibo film fit happen and then we go knack
Omo as we reach her estate gate side,omo she drive one kind james bond enter inside and security lock gate on local man
She come call me on phone say she still dey see my car,say make I no vex say na the first time and i no fit know how house on the first time,
I come tell am say no be say I want know her house ooo,na just say I want make she give me water
She say make I buy water from ant of the stores na,abi I no get money make she come give me money for water for gate?
Na so me and my prick vex,we turn begin go house come regret the money we use buy spirit
This one no work.

Is there a "President of the simps" competition you are fighting for that we don't know about?

Boogiebee:
Hello Nairalanders,

So straight to the point. Please I need your advice about two things.

1. I just got my inheritance and I got cash of 8M and there's this popular belief of people squandering their inheritance,I don't want that to be my portion so which business can I invest it into. For context, I currently have a job and I'm not ready to quit so please put that into consideration.

2. My younger brother is still a student so he has asked me to save his portion of 6M in bank until he graduates but I don't think that's a good idea. I would rather he put it in some form of secure investment that will be yielding something. Kindly give us suggestions.

May the soul of my beloved Father continue to rest in peace. Amen

Congratulations! You don hammer

First of all, check your circle and make sure the people around you, friends, are people who are better than you or are experienced in the path you want to follow.

No reason woman matter

Withdraw N1m

Fill your house with food and Basic stuff.

Convert the balance to usd and deposit into a domiciliary account

Get a laptop and start learning new digital skills and doing research for online of offline businesses.

You can also research offline

Take your time with the research phase even if it takes you 6 months to a year

Have a plan

Write down a business plan(hire a professional)

If your new business requires N5m, for instance, start with 10% ie N500k

Try and fail and build the business

When you are able to start making profit you can add another N1m

Build slow and steady and don't be tempted with overnight success.

You should be good

christaddicted:
I tire o. Dunno how hard it is for people to act civil. I saw some ads of both on same price range for Nigerian used. Just want a good counsel.

You should have used Google instead

Many Nigerians bring their personal issues to nairaland and for some reason feel they must comment on every thread

This one woke up high

Again

JiniBula6:
Yall take me serious please

But wait, why dem carry my matter enter front page now... dem don drag me tire like say i kill person... hypocrites... like say na only me dey Bleep

Go to a doctor or pharmacist

Allow a Yoruba man be governor of an Eastern state first

Op is smoking simp

dtnaira3:
lol Did you watch the video? Its a new city that will have all the infrastructure in place

"IF everything goes as planned"

You want to compete with China by running generators?

babyboo4life:
In regard to the post I made earlier https://www.nairaland.com/6848382/elder-brothers-babe-attitude



My brother wanted to meet her one day and she refused, so my brother told her if he doesn't see her that night, she should forget that they ever met and not bother seeing him again unless on repayment of the debt she was owing my brother.

She requested for the deadline and also said that it is a small money. The deadline is tomorrow and she said she can't make it but will pay as soon as she has the money.

I told my brother if he can leave the money and forget about her but he refused. Because I think trying to collect the money may lead him to getting attached again. The money is 30k, if you're in his position, are you going to forfeit the money, knowing quite well that the girl requested for the money on borrow basis.

Note: He has spent double of that on her, just that this was borrowed specifically.

The money don go bro.

Investing money in vagina is like throwing it in a well. It's a waste

KingLarry04:
I was born into a Christian home, my parents are church workers, I was even a chorister then.... so ever since I lost my parents some years ago, I have never being interested in anything religion despite my parents commitments

Religion is a waste of time

LofP:


The friend who is unmarried gingering her friend to leave...

After the friend goes, she will become referee checking on both players.

After some time she will pity the man by cooking for him and nursing his headaches on her chest before you can say Jack Robinson the wife will know she has entered ONE CHANCE. That is if she realizes on time.

Sounds like a lovely end to the story

All men need to know is that we pay the bills

Babsojimjim:
Dear All,

The write up below is exactly what a friend is going through from his wife. Please what sort of action can he take?

Despite, all he has done to please his wife, called Reverend fathers and pastors to counsel them both, his wife is still indifferent to him and is threatening to quit the marriage, citing accumulated pains of the past.

Currently, she says she wants to go back to her parents house else she will die or commit suicide. The man called her parents, and their advise was that since she is his wife, he should decide if to allow her leave his house to come and see them (parents) or stay in his house that the decision is his as the husband.

At this juncture my friend is confused and dont know what to do again.

Even the unmarried friend of his wife who came to stay with them is not helping matter at all as she seems to be enjoying the challenge between my friend and his wife.

Please advise needed. Thanks.

He should divorce his wife and start banging the friend

enemyofprogress:
They are boat our childrens,so any of them can win the march,it doesn't matter who warned it

No they are ship our children

adahlee:
STFU!! That you're not an albino shouldn't give you the right to condemn them.
your face like burnt sacrifice. ode

Lol

Your brain like sacrificial offering

adahlee:
your name says it all. Hediot

Do you touch your father with those fingers?

Calm down people

Jesus never existed

loveth360:
Chai is my yoruba sister,i taught is ipod.

You "taught"?

wunmi590:
What warrant the increment? Is there any expansion to the school, or any special activity that the student would benefit from increasing the fee?


Honestly, we are still not getting our priority right when it comes to education matter in this country.

At the end after paying exorbitant rate for school fees, some people would still be rooming about with their certificate looking for jobs.

God would help us in this country.

The student and parent on seeing the increment would be like

What if it is god's will?

Will they be able to see well enough to read documents?

Tell me this is a joke please


HAhahahahahaha

Mhizkel:
Stale! TRY HARDER!!!

Lol

I have better things to do than chat with you

Please move to the ugly section

People of god and pvssy sha

When it comes to pickpocketing Yorubas are number one

Mhizkel:
Why bitter about someone's else wife?
Marry yours and lets see the mgbeke.

Well consider the amount of editing your profile pic went through I can understand that since you are a queen of mgbekes you have to stand up for your fellow wuglies

Keep it up

iamJ:
[color=#59576F] is that his wife or mother?
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#No Filter Attitude

She is old though. Damn

Mhizkel:
Not your business

And it is your business?

Swerve gbovo

The babe looks ugly and old in these pictures
Ewww

Our inability to organize ourselves will continue to be our biggest challenge as a people