₦airaland Forum

insidelife22:
Between these presidential candidates, who are you voting for next year

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I kinda feel sad for Goodluck Jonathan -- the no backbone Presidential usurper from Bayelsa.

E no go better for who goaded him into this show of shame.

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kesmiraAutos:
Greetings Auto Gurus,

Please advise on a choice between:

· A 2008 Nissan Rogue (foreign used)
· A 2004/2005 Toyota Camry (foreign used)

Resale value is not a factor.

My neighbor who majorly drives through bad roads daily is trying to decide which to pick. He plans to use the car for Uber business. His priorities are:

· Reliability
· Good ground clearance
· Low maintenance costs
· Durability

Thank you.

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Go for the Nissan Rogue...at least you will prove to people that village people is a thing and they have finally located you.


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Rule of Thumb: When your Nigerian gf asks you for money, give her 25%. She will get the remaining 75% from her other anonymous boyfriends.

Thanks for your attention to this matter.

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The man misfired. He miscalculated. Perhaps his handlers should tell him to keep the truth to his chest. Facts and Nigerians do not mix together. They love their lies served hot and tasty. There is never a short supply of politicians and pastors to serve them sumptuous dishes of hot mess. And boy! They love it.

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Even those with less than two weeks membership of NDC are feeling entitled. People come out from hibernation and want to be political leaders overnight.

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Nwaikpe:
Be like say my replies dey enter.

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Enter? No!

Islamic herdsmen are always there to teach you all the lessons you need. Your God is great. Their Allah is Akbar. Meanwhile they are the ones giving you sleepless night. Glad the pastors are smart enough to move with armed security men and in bulletproof cars. They ain't waiting on the archangels for protection unlike your ilks.

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How far is Lagos from Oyo?

I will comment when they land in Lagos--the last frontier.

We need 4 more years of Tinubu for the country to collapse completely. E must reach everyone.

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Nwaikpe:
Did you think he was with Shekau or Osama bin Laden?

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Who knows?
Afterall the Christian God in the Bible led Israelites on murderous expeditions.

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"Girlfriend" is just euphemism for a runs girl that sleeps with a man without haggling for price first. Or you think those runs girls are not people's girlfriends? They are running lease programs--rent for temporary use. That's all.

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Nwaikpe:
So with one mouth, they will shout that they are atheists,
With another mouth, they are not happy that Christians don't want to vote for a godless person.

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So God is only with the christians?

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WorkTheTalk:
These figures are deeply alarming and show that insecurity is still one of Nigeria’s biggest national emergencies. Nearly 20,000 deaths and over 12,000 abductions within about three years is not just a statistic — it represents thousands of families destroyed, communities displaced, businesses affected, and growing fear across the country.

Unfortunately, the so-called C-In-C does not care. His concern is about how to manipulate the institutions to rule Nigeria, even when majority of the people have rejected him.

Even the wife, the so-called pastor, could not say a word of comfort yesterday 27th May, being children's day as a month, but was so outspoken in 2014 on the #chibok attacks which they orchestrated to remove GEJ.

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They are slowly getting to Lagos.

BAT 2027!

It is unfair if Lagos never collect.

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Nigerians jump into fire and start complaining that it burns.

A man that said "blablablu..", got elected and people are mocking his eloquence or lack thereof. Continue ..

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Prestar:
'They arrived around 9AM wearing army uniforms’: Elderly Ogbomoso resident recounts how 46 people were kidnapped (Video)

They came dressed like soldiers. That was the first thing he noticed. He walked us through everything. the direction they came from, the path they took, the moment everything changed. This community had seen cases before. One person here. Two people there. Nothing that prepared… pic.twitter.com/uBFRlQENwx

— Star Potter (@Starpotternews) May 26, 2026

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Give him 3 cups of rice and he will start singing "On Your Mandate..."


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A government that thrived on 2022 level propaganda does not have the intellectual capacity to handle 2026 AI. That's all

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The best anyone can do is contribute money for burial. Sticking out ones neck for Nigeria, especially Nigerians is not worth it. I believe the people are cursed. Proverbs 28:9 is at work for " if someone deliberately ignores God's teachings, even their prayers become detestable to Him"

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About 1,000 politicians holding 240 million people at ransom. 240 million people at the mercy of 30,000. And they say there is power in numbers. I think the land is full of cowards. Otherwise make it make sense. Even if the government makes arms legal, many will still rather die than defend themselves.

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MarkNsukkaBread:
You're trying to marry a 57year old lady?

How old are you?

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Rapmoney:
Do you still say 'My trousers has gators' or 'I want to put gators on my trousers'? If you do, it is totally wrong in standard English. This is the reason why some Nigerians get rejected for teaching jobs in the UK and in the US.

When you address grammatical mistakes, people that hate learning and knowledge, and those who don't know the essence of correct communication in business in formal environments will argue unnecessarily with you from a baseless perspective.

Gator is a short word for "alligator," which is a large reptile. In very specific, rare fashion contexts, a "gator" can also refer to a material or leather texture that looks like crocodile skin, but it is never used to describe clothing lines.

WHAT TO SAY:
1. My trousers has a sharp crease
2. Our trousers have sharp creases
3. I want to make the crease of my trousers to be sharp.

Crease is the line, mark, or ridge produced on fabric when it is folded and ironed.

I hope you have learnt something today?

I am WarriParrot.

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Not a problem as long as you understand that some born and bred British students still score "F" in English classes.

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Election around the corner.
Politicians smiling. Smooth trap for those to be sacrificed.

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It should be at least N3000/kg.

Sebi people are celebrating that Tinubu won APC Primaries? They think politics is like Arsenal vs Man.U in which support comes with no consequences.

Let everyone suffer a beg. . Only a slowpoke will do giveaway to Nigerians.

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AustineE1:
Even if it is the reason he is been beaten,I don't really think is right,people have the right to campaign for him but nobody should be coerce to vote for him. Violence is not the solution,we will get our voters cards ready,prepare to protect our votes at all cost and send him packing from Aso Rock without any form of violence.
My take!

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But it is ok for his boys to threaten voters with violence in Lagos abi?

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All these costumes in the ever hot and humid African weather. Wait! And Nigerian lawyers are still wearing black robes and rug on their heads.

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You are doing God's work dear.

Shiloh needs people like you to maintain healthy account balance.

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Don't mock her!

Most of the ladies will end up like her.

Feminism and wokeness are decorating 40 years for them. The most painful part is that the proponents of feminism/wokeism are silently married with children but leading the basket of gullible to abyss.

But on the flip side, have you ever seen a beautiful feminist? She doesn't exist!

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Ironfaceman:
What is this nonsense again.Is like the name Nigeria means nothing again.

Why are other nations quick to humiliate Nigerians but back home we worship foreigners a lot

Even the ones from Chad and Niger.

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Lolz.

No matter how much it is talked, it takes only stepping out of the country to realize that nobody sends the country. Despised at home; loathed abroad. Yet they believe they are wise. 10,000 people doing well out of about 500,000 abroad is still horrible.

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I have a different take on ethnic jingoism, xenophobia and racism. You must beat them at their own game to prove them otherwise. You can't win championship by complaining about Arsenal. Defeat them by 5:0 to bury their pride.

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Funny guy!

No be person wey dey butter your bread you go praise? How is America different?

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First thing first, a 21-yrs old Nigerian male is intellectually equivalent to a 12-yrs old in a decent society and should not be managing any business for the parents. Only those who went through apprenticeship can do that.

Final final, Adimike overexposed his wealth to the son. I can understand the frustration. Some men are philanthropists outside but stingy at home. With IG and Facebook, his wards could see what should have been and the resentment sets in.

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Nigerian politicians are never tested and that's why they treat the citizens like the cowards that they are.

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HacheNoire:
Iran has turned Donald Trump to a journalist. 🤣🤣🤣

What a time to be alive! Who could have believed 2 years ago that IS president will one day become a journalist.

The people you fighting with are not even making it at issue and the US president is the one broadcasting.

Persians are built different!

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That's because you live in a world where a President acts like god and ignore the citizens on critical issues. Massive kidnappings, massacres and gross inflation; your President carries on in denial and treat the complacent masses like pieces of shit. In your world, a President that communicates regularly with the citizens is a journalist while an egghead that remains mute in existential threat is a great President. Continue ...

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Slizzords:
Good afternoon everyone, I know that nairaland is filled with a lot of reasonable and experienced people, am a young man and I need guidance please.

So am married with a 8 month old baby, and make about 1M naira monthly for the past 3years now , it's not been easy from a financial aspect because we live in lagos and I discover that as I write this, I don't have up to 3M naira to my name, I don't know how money disappears, please note that am not a lavish spender, I don't party or go clubbing.

Please how do I save more money, because God forbid something happens now I don't have any money to fall back on. No landed property or anything. Please I need help thanks.

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N1 million per month is a decent salary. Learn not to be wasteful bc a million today is not what it used to be five years ago.

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If you like take Nigerians to paradise, the curse will always follow them. It ain't got nothing with bad governance or corrupt politicians---still part of the system. It is actually unlawful to be honest in Nigeria. One can be arrested for being an upright citizen. Given a better opportunity, many still opt for crime

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