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Blockade of Strait of Hormuz is a war Iran can never win. It will become Iran vs the World if world economy tethers. Iran will get to know the meaning of "no permanent friendship but permanent interests". The harm is done already--Ali Khamenei is dead. Any new leader that doesn't start with opening the Strait is beckoning on his own 72 virgins.

2500 Marines Expeditionary Units aboard 3 Amphibious ships have been deployed to the Middle East. Let's see how far Iran will hold forth. Saddam tried and failed. Gaddafi didn't know what hit him. Young Kharmenei won't be any different.

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madridguy:
Ali Larijani, America's second most wanted man, strolls through Iran's streets in commemoration of Quds Day

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With the way you reason, it is not difficult to understand how Nigeria is the way it is. They know the kind of information they are seeking. Or you expect them to bomb the parade ground on Quds Day because of Ali Larijani? SMH. Just concentrate on Your Mandate. That's the only thing you folks are good at.

Iran added 5800MW in 18 months more than Nigeria has generated in 66 years. The total electricity generation of Iran is 98000MW. No Nigerian dead or alive should have an opinion in USA/Israel vs Iran War. Maybe if there is Congo vs Haiti war, then maybe, Nigerians can talk.
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Putindbutt:
Dey play, Russia and China do not have to bring boots into your country to fight for you but they would supply you with intelligence, surveillance and weapons which is necessary. That's the support they're giving to Iran.

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Russia and China's interest in Iran is oil. They could elect an antelope as the Supreme Leader and they will support it. Do you think international politics is like personal relationship? These countries are not like Nigeria and her leaders. Like I always say, citizens of inconsequential countries like Nigeria which cannot provide 24/7 electricity in 2026 shouldn't have opinions when humans are discussing. They should remain in their enclaves as entertained observers.

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The FG should ignore them. They are just making noise. Everyone must stand on this mandate.

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adenigga:
https://punchng.com/lady-dies-during-buttock-enlargement-surgery-in-lagos/

Source: https://punchng.com/butt-enlargement-lagos-probes-socialites-death-after-cosmetic-surgery

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They shouldn’t bother the hospital. It is nature’s way of getting rid of the undesirables—One less slut to worry about.

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[quote author=CyynthiaKiss post=138746864]https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/38490510/iran-ayatollah-coma-lost-leg-regime-chaos/?utm_campaign=sunmainfacebook&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Facebook&fbclid=IwZnRzaAQflP9leHRuA2FlbQIxMQBzcnRjBmFwcF9pZAo2NjI4NTY4Mzc5AAEeaamuKfJhni-MNQa7uAg7LXDBXZC9JHD3RS-9gIbBzkYrxO__xkmas-R5RXY_aem_kRNIB6oIxDAw_IZwVplyCQ

Iran's new Supreme Leader is 'in a coma' and has lost a leg after being seriously injured in air strikes, a report has claimed. pic.twitter.com/N5uOUT1OJw

— Daily Mail (@DailyMail) March 12, 2026

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Some people are daft. The intel said that he is in Sina University hospital. Guess what? People living around the hospital will still be waiting for official statements before evacuation. They may be statistics soon.

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ebubeson:
If you do a sample test by bringing 50 different couples, and you interview them with separate questions to know if marriage is for enjoyment or endurance, most if them may give you the idea that marriage is more of endurance than enjoyment.

Marriage is majorly for enjoyment if both couples follow selflessly the God-ordained rule, but several people today do not do so, but are selfish, arrogant etc

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Most marriage pictures they show are the first few months of lovey-dovey. It takes the first and second childbirths for stress to start manifesting seriously.
That's when marriage starts.

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Noise!

Folks flew into their country and turned their Supreme Leader and his daughter to ashes. Instead of covering their faces in shame, they resort to propaganda. Well ...Middle Eastern countries are ladden with politicians that eat lies for lunch. Iraqi Defense Minister was bragging when Iraq fell. Propaganda has its limit. No Navy. No formidable Air Force. No USA boots on the ground. How in the world are they going to carry out these threats?
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So hacking one obscure and insignificant company out of millions of corporations in USA is something to celebrate by a country being obliterated by B2 Spirit? They are jokers.

Notify us when they shut Wall Street down.

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Orlandoo:
Karma came too early. Nigeria is not a country. I pray help come his way. Only people who has never experienced insecurity will not understand his plight.

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Thunder fire anyone who contributes 1 kobo for the release of the antelope.

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FineUsername:
Who told you Nigeria/Nigerians is/are suffering?



Wuna go just dey post lies upandan.



When Nigeria/Nigerians is/are really suffering you'll know.

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They are suffering. But sadists outnumber normal people by million folds. They are not interested in prosperity; they are interested in keeping everyone on their suffering level. They cherish progress but abhor it.

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They kill soldiers. But the soldiers are supposed to only capture them for rehabilitation and reintegration because they are our brothers according to NSA Director.

Oh well…let them continue.

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anonimi:
What of countries with pipe borne water supply, where city residents are not drinking shitty borehole water?

Are they also way better than our country





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5v-F81hNTs

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Like always, nobody in Nigeria can be threatened with hell. They are living in it already.

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Any country with steady electricity is way better than Nigeria.

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Adelabu should ignore their infantile rants. What do they need electricity for? To watch BBN and EPL?

Patapata on Election Day, give them N2k and a can of Beta Malt—their complaints will turn to accolades . Four years of pain will be forgotten with a sip of malt. No be Nigerians? Politicians know them too well to be bothered.

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SyndyB:
Hello phone experts.

Thank you for the good advice you guys have been giving us here.

Please I need a good and rugged phone for my wife, considering battery life, memory space and camera. Something not too fragile to be easily spoilt by my kids.

Thank you.

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Don’t forget to instal a keylogger…just a friendly reminder.

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God1000:
The reality is staring at him in the face


Iran will emerge stronger from this war

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Perhaps your problem is comprehension.

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Emmanuel900:
Nairaland is so shits

Crude oil price crashed yesterday after Donald Trump confirmed the war won't last long but I still can't find the update on Nairaland front page but if it is cheap propaganda from Iran it will be on the front page.

Seun take care of your forum it is going down the drain every day, someone can't even find proper update on your forum.

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The only reasonable comment.
The rest are rabble-rousers.

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The only defining thing about Nigeria is that anytime terrorists are attacked in any country, Nigeria goes on high alert. It tells a lot about the country especially when law enforcement agencies provide logistic support to the protesters. Yet some folks are wondering why Terrorism industry is growing astronomically in Nigeria and even surpassing the Manufacturing industry.

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Chief Edochie is right…but then he is 79 years old. Times have changed.

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Glimpsetv:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=re15yENGq_o?si=IxYBfUt6AJZuc4YZ

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They should channel the anger on EEDC officials too.

When MOT officials in Enugu keep extorting residents of N25k for minor traffic infarctions, they should know that frustrated people will fight back at some point.

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Natural Selection at work.

The unfitted withers away.

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Dpsychologist:
There is a funny cycle many people ignore until it stops benefiting them.

When many women were in their early twenties, a lot of them did not want men their age. They called their male age mates “small boys.” They preferred older men who were more established, more confident, and financially stable.

At that time, nobody called it a problem.

A 22 year old woman dating a 35 year old man was often seen as normal. Sometimes it was even encouraged. Friends would say she was “smart” for choosing maturity and stability.

Fast forward ten or fifteen years.

Those same men who were once the “small boys” are now in their mid thirties. They have careers, experience, and more confidence. Now many of them choose women in their twenties.

Suddenly the conversation changes.

Now people say it is unfair.
Now people say it is manipulation.
Now people say men should date their age mates.

But here is the uncomfortable truth.

Adults are free to choose the partners they want.

If a 24 year old woman chooses a 35 year old man, that is her decision. If a 35 year old man chooses a 25 year old woman, that is also his decision. Both are adults making choices.

What often fuels the argument is not morality. It is timing.

When people benefit from a system, they rarely complain about it. When the same system no longer favors them, they suddenly see the problem.

Now about the idea of the “perfect age gap.”

There is no universal formula.

Some couples are the same age and thrive.
Some couples have a ten year gap and thrive.
Some couples fail regardless of the age difference.

What actually sustains relationships is not the number between birthdays.

It is maturity.
Shared values.
Respect.
And the ability to build a life together.

Age can influence compatibility, but it does not automatically determine success or failure.

At the end of the day, attraction and partnership are personal choices.

Everyone wants the best partner they believe they can get.

The real lesson is simple.

Be honest about your preferences, and allow others the same freedom.

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It is of a great concern for a man to build his relationship solely on other people’s opinion.

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If “till death do us part” doesn’t save marriages, what’s the guarantee that verbalizing meaningless threat in the marital vow will hold water?

Many will take the vow, still cheat and nothing will happen. Heck! The politicians swore with Bible and Koran to uphold the law, do otherwise and nothing happens.

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THMT:
There was also freebies from government to make life easy. Sometimes I wish the whites stayed longer in Nigeria. Nigeria independence should've been 2020.

Nigeria is a crime scene.

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People were not reproducing like rats too.

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Toyota Camry 2006

Tank capacity: 70 liters

Cost to fill: N1050 x 70 = N73,500

Minimum wage: N70,000

In 1977, $1 == N0.647k
So N1080 in 1977 was equivalent to $1670
In Tinubu’s economy, $1670 is N2.3m (can’t even buy a used Korope bus)

So what happened?


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slickbak:
DT and his cronies are making b*stard generational money from this war. I can’t be convinced otherwise.

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Anyone who didn’t cash out massively from this predictable war needs his or her life re-evaluated. Many buy data to comment while the smart ones wake up everyday with too much money in their accounts— That’s what separates the chaff from the wheat.

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What difference does it make?

The people will still vote in incompetent leaders or worse, stand by and watch their votes stolen with impunity. They think they are punishing others by inaction but the heat is on everyone. Thank God Trump and many Embassies are waiting for those who think japa is the escape route. Life expectancy is still 54.

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Na im USA come bomb Sokoto on Dec 25th and Nigerian military read it in the news like the rest of us.

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motymop:
I know most people will not understand this life expectancy data.

It does not mean most Nigerians will die at 54.

it just mean some will die before 54, some around that age, and some will reach old age.

Life expectancy is just an average.

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Wrong!

Life expectancy at 54 means that if you ever see 54, na alleluia! If you pass 54, na Thanksgiving time because na miracle. It is not average number. They expect an average Nigerian to kpai on or before 54. Have you seen Obituary posters lately. All na Gone Too Soon.

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Racoon:
Nigeria have incredibly stupidly and integrity - deficient fellas @the helms of affairs. Any wonder the nation is stagnant

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Wrong!

Most Nigerians are Bwala and Omokri in-waiting. These two men are the products of the society. Look around you. Why do you think APC rallies are filled to the brim? Bc Tinubu is performing exceptionally well? No! Everyone is hoping to be admitted to the looters’ club.

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erad:
You people will call on professionals because you know it's their job, then start second-guessing them because you feel no one can scam you.

If you knew all these, why call them in the first place?

I'll never understand why Nigerians do this. Eventually everything will backfire and you'll start blaming them for this and that.

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Everyone is a "professional" in Nigeria.

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