₦airaland Forum

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It is safe to say at this point that...

Village people dey his matter.

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Open or Close, I don't care. I am interested in the first captain with the balls of steel that will pass through first.

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Everyone should bear his or her cross.

Don't be equally yoked.

Single mothers are desirable if and only if ladies are very scarce.

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ManirBK:
My Nigerian Christian come and hear this and report him to Trump biko

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Nigerian christians are aloof.

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Why is deportation to ones country considered cruel and unusual punishment? That's the tough question most Nigerians don't want to answer because the truth is bitter.

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Poor people are scared of marriage for obvious reasons in this materialistic world.

Rich people are very paranoid about marriage because of the same reason.

Summary: When you reach 40 and single, your priorities change drastically. Your mates will be talking about Secondary School fees, you will be asking about traditional marriage. Eyes go clear! It is worse for women.

NB: Once your child reaches 2 years old, you will realize that raising a kid is not difficult at all.

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immortalcrown:
After many of their members have died in ignorance? This one is even worse than the other church that rejected television but later began to buy satellite.

Well, change is constant. But has their religious book that inspired the barbaric idea of rejecting blood transfusion been rewritten?

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Ignorance? No!

Nature has ways of getting rid of undesirables.

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Angelfrost:
Racists like Trump hate reading or hearing such news...!

Sadly, population decline is a real issue in parts of Europe and Asia.

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You claim that all humans are equal. So why can't you fix your country to make it very attractive to citizens and migrants? Abi no be human beings with one head each like your ilk that developed those countries. You are in your hell-hole still grappling with electricity generation in 2026.

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He strong-armed them with tariffs. Now he needs their help? Make it make sense. It is like helping the guy who beat you to beat another kid.

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I am sure CAF can get that trophy for less than $5 on Temu. They can keep that one in their Central bank vault if they choose. If they are excluded from the next tournament, heavens won't fall.

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They should just round it up to N2k per liter...and PHCN should off their switches . Tax anyone with solar units installed.

Who complains...loses!

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One remarkable thing about Nigerian politicians is that they understand that they can tell Nigerians anything and most people will believe and cheer them. APC folks keep making promises that they do not intend to fulfill afterall it is campaign season. Expect more outrageous comments. UK has no reasons to implement this as they need that foreign exchange funds to stay afloat. But hey! The minister understands the level of gullibility of his people.

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mohbadliveson:
Our president is very romantic

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Lolz

That picture is worth more than 1000 words.

Psychological damage!

Slave vs. master. It ain't got nothing to do with romance. It is acknowledgment of subservience.

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lilvicky68:
Some people will still go ahead to rent this house and renovate it for the landlord

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No value for money.
That's why the people always settle for less.
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So you mean to tell me that there are 4536 virgins waiting for these lunatics?

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Emeskhalifa:
The time the other parts of world were advancing, what exactly was Africa and Africans doing??

Why is Africa the most backward continent on earth?

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An African man's primary goal of existence is pursuit of happiness (not innovations). To get the best out of him, you must take him out of Africa for re-orientation.

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If this tempo was maintained in the last few years, Boko/ISWAP would have been history instead of the catch, rehabilitation and release back into the battlefield to hunt soldiers.

Airforce should have been able to do major damage to this ragtag groups if the political will is there
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When declared wanted, his almajiri supporters gloated that he was physically present at the Quds' rally and somewhat invicible. Oh well...I hope there are still imaginary 72 virgins left for him over there.

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What will relocating to cozy hotels with their side chics in Borno achieve? As always, absolutely nothing!

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Catch, rehabilitate and release are actually working. Buhari is smiling in his grave considering the Quadratic Equation he left for his incompetent accolytes to solve.

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Seyi is right. Nigerians have never been to abyss--the direction the driver is currently steering towards.

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DrMB:
Is Nigeria’s economy outperforming its politics, or is the new political landscape driving this growth? 🇳🇬
While the APC has officially secured 100% control across the South-South, North-Central, and North-West zones as of March 2026, the Nigeria Exchange (NGX) is telling an even bigger story. We now have 24 companies worth over N1 Trillion. From Airtel Africa leading at N23.6trn to Wema Bank joining the "Trillionaire Club," the corporate landscape is shifting fast.
With the map turning blue (APC) and the stock market turning green, where do you see the most opportunity for Nigeria in 2026? 👇



Source

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In other words, Aliko Dangote with networth of $28 billion is valued more than Airtel (the best that Nigeria has to offer) at $16 billion.

Calling the amount in naira is highly deceptive. Imagine that a million naira is only $700.

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Good one!

But the Governor must prioritize pipe borne water to Enugu residents as a state of emergency. This is 2026 for crying out loud.

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No big deal.
They should mobilize their keyboard supporters on NL to the frontline or make Gumi a recruiter in the North.Talk/protests are cheap.

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He should have started the story from his return to the estate. The story about fuel/car/gen at 12.30am doesn't make any sense....not that it justifies the armed robbery. In this Nigeria, it is a very calculated, albeit nonsense risk.

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They will open the Strait of Hormuz soon.
Every country is bleeding including inconsequential ones like Nigeria where fuel price shot up by 50% in a few days. Now imagine what real countries are going through. By the end of this week, we shall see the outcome. There is no justification for the attack on Iran. But the world is not run on morality. The strongest nations make the rules.

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nlfpmod:
https://www.instagram.com/p/DV0alkXjOLt/?igsh=MWQwY2doZml6bDIwMA==

I’m a red flag because I’m almost 50 and still single — Billionaire businessman Keji Giwa

pic.twitter.com/9t0tlbjuVb

— Instablog9ja (@instablog9ja) March 12, 2026

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First thing first, does he prefer women or men?

E get why.

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kingthreat:
Let

You hail the West as if they are gods.
Based on the calculation, Iran should have surrendered by now but these are a people prepared for this for the past 40 years. Keep exaggerating yourself and underestimating the enemy.

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US/Israel vs Iran has just entered 3rd week with high casualties (higher by great margin on Iranian side) and you choose to be delusional about the events. Let's wait till one month...

Either way, the psychological trauma and shame on IRCG about how the Supreme Leader was taken out in his country will last forever. What a shame?!
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WriterrNg:
⚡In just 14 days, the US has spent over $19B on an unnecessary war.

220 US Soldiers Dead
160 US Soldiers wounded
4 F-15s Shot down
20 MQ-9 Reapers shot down
1 KC-135 Shot down
6 KC-135 destroyed
4 AN/TPY-2 THAAD radars destroyed
2x AN/GSC-52B radars destroyed
2 Patriot AD destroyed
USS Ford damaged by fire
5 Oil tankers destroyed
USS Lincoln Abraham retreated.

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7 units F-35 Stealth destroyed.

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Parachoko:
It's under the APC more Nigerians have access to power supply compared to where we are in 2015.

What did the PDP do for 16 years? Nigeria didn't achieve any Tangible Thing between 1999 and 2015.

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About 90% of PDP leaders are now in APC. Who is who?

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TruthU87:
So Iran possesses what many call an economic nuclear weapon. Iran has actually shown great restraint for decades. You mean, they can effectively destroy the global economy over time through the Strait of Hormuz and didn’t do so, despite sanctions, bombings, assassinations and more sanctions?

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No! They are doing what the West does best--stick and carrot approach. IRG is psychologically damaged with the death of the Supreme Leader in their backyard. Italy and France are playing the good cops while USA/Israel are playing the bad cops. At the end, Iranian leadership will lose.

The good thing about the West, unlike some numbskull countries, they act decisively. They don't fast, pray and do all night vigils against problems.

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