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#6 will set off " Runs girl" alert.

Just saying.

2 ladies offered me a drink in Piano lounge, Transcorp Hilton and the first thing that came to my mind was " e be like say dem don send them make den go find person with better kidney"

In other words, any man that cannot approach a lady is not worth the lady's attention. Don't sell yourself short.

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Marine spirit

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Jonathan did not build any federal road in the SE.

Jonathan did not build 2nd Niger bridge.

Yet, after the elections, the Igbo people are fighting for Jonathan more than the Niger Delta folks.

I have not heard Bayelsa Elders releasing communique' on Jonathan. They have all realigned to support GMB.

At the way Igbo people are going at it, one would think Jonathan is from Anambra, Imo, Abia or Enugu State.

Ohaneze is as useless as used condom.

It shows that some people just do not know when to move on.

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SenseiX:
The National Working Committee (NWC) of the Peoples Democratic Party (PDP) has given its nod for the restarting of the online system for registration of party members across the country, beginning with the Edo state chapter.

The party in a statement issued on Sunday  by its National Publicity Secretary, Chief Olisa Metuh said Edo state would be used as a pilot for the project.
It said the earlier scheduled congresses in Edo state has been deferred to a date to be announces later.


The party said the decision to resuscitate the e-registration project is part of the reengineering efforts to rebuild the party.


“The National Working Committee (NWC), after very wide consultations with critical stakeholders, and in line with the wishes and aspirations of our teeming supporters across the country, has approved the resuscitation of the e-registration project.

“This project, which was initially presented in the 52nd National Executive Committee (NEC) meeting of our great party on August 12, 2010, is aimed, among other things, at harmonizing our membership data, returning ownership of the party to the people and strengthening our various structures at all levels across the country.

“The NWC believes that the e-registration is indeed a decisive step towards enthroning internal democracy and giving every member a voice in the party.”
http://www.thisdaylive.com/articles/pdp-begins-on-line-registration-of-members/218231/
Cc lalasticlala

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Here is the link to register:

www.barcanista_wailer.com
www.temitemi1_wailer.com

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oluwaSmith1:
come to think of it, what really concerned clergy men or religious leaders in politics?

Cant they stay off politics?

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Because they buy fuel at the same rate, shop in the same market as all of you, drive through the same potholes. And when there is no electricity, they power their generators the same way you do.

That is, they are humans who live in the same fvcked up society as you.

What do you expect clergymen to do? Stay mute in the midst of oppression of the masses?

USA (not Nigeria) pushed for a separation of church and states for reasons which do not any way mirror the peculiar state of affairs in Nigeria.
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They look like haunted houses back in the early 1900s.

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Democracy is being bastardized in Nigeria.

Even the best of ideas will always get adulterated in Nigeria because most Nigerians irrespective of educational background behave like children. I don't know if it has to do with the black race or something else.

Buhari must not be caged by Nigerian version of democracy where a governor or president can run amock with state funds without oversight from the legislature.

He must be relentless, aggressive and unyielding if the fight against corruption must be won. Nigeria needs a firing squad tribunal. If you don't like it, return the stolen funds. Once you steal public funds, all rights to civil rights and liberties seize to exist. Asian nations don't play all these "democrazy" games when it comes to drugs and take a look at where they are together.

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MusaIbrahim1:
You actually missed the boat from the beginning, you are sad cos you APCshits are mofos and clowns. You are sick in the brain because it was all propaganda for you guys as usual... You should go and bury your head in shame... I weep for your type and anyone that you will train as a father

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You have the brain of a maggot.

So you cannot think or reason beyond APC or PDP. I don't give a rat's a!#s about any political party in Nigeria--never belonged to one and never will. I expect some modicum of gratitude for the free education I gave you.
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Aringarosa:


Just hoping this dude doesn't end up like Tyson, hope he is investing in real business other than acquisition of luxury cars.

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What does the owner of Showtime that writes his cheques drive?

Tyson blew $300million in less than 10years.

I bet you Evander Holyfield, Mike Tyson and Allen Iverson will read this news and shake their heads.

Mayweather is blowing through his recent earnings as fast as possible. We have seen this before. Not my business, but ten years from now this dude "may" be broke. And it usually happens after they retire.

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MusaIbrahim1:
Oya make you go read the real story cos Okonjo Iweala just released on the allegation... Its already on front page... There was never a project like that to start with...


https://www.nairaland.com/2547457/iwealas-multi-million-dollar-hospital-abuja

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You missed the boat.

Whether it exists or not is pointless.

I argue that such project should not necessarily be tied to their income. On the other hand, you were throwing fictitious numbers about their income and how justifiable the project is from their personal funds.

What business person especially of Okonjo Iweala's calibre would use personal fund to set up a corporation?
The article of rebuttal clearly states that effort to get funding for the project is ongoing. You are truly a m0r0n.

I am done with you.


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MusaIbrahim1:
Thank God you know that they can still source for fund from other legit place... I see you still have some part of your brain functioning well... Cheers

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You are welcome.

I don't have to charge you any tuition for the free education.

I owe it to humanity to enlighten some ignoramus one at a time.
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MusaIbrahim1:
I wish you brain... Three people in that family with a high income... Are you from Daura? Why is your dau-llard not in court yet? Is it now hard to go to court? You mofos can swallow anything, even a dick. Damn.... Never knew human beings were these slow... Smh...

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I like to educate f00ls.

Accept it for what it is, the Iwealas will not go into such ventures without using corporate financing. It makes more economic sense and Mrs Okonjo knows it because that's her area of specialty. The operation we are talking about here is beyond your comprehension. If you read the article well, you will understand that saharareporters insinuated that but in a sinister way. No one saves money to start a corporation in this era especially when corporate funds are available and venture capitalists are scouting for the next good deals.
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MusaIbrahim1:
If you actually did that calculation for 8hrs at 6 days, it will be high above the estimate... You are obvious the comedian here because if I also add extra time the figure will still rise... The 30k$ for your info is average... Can't you read or comprehend? 80% makes more than 40k$.... Now tell me thank you and go to bed

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At $40k, what do you think is the tax bracket? You are an id1ot.
They have no living expenses, no mortgage, no malpractice insurance, no liens, no bills? They just get the money and dump it into their accounts.
There is a reason they say that "it is not how much you make in USA, but how much you can save". Keep reading articles online.
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MusaIbrahim1:
Another Bull poo from APC shit... The husband is a US neurosurgeon... The minimum job you can get in the US WITHOUT BEING A GRADUATE is $9 per hr which is roughly around 900$ a month. You can get a used car in the US for 900$. ... The minimum job you can get in Nigeria AS A GRADUATE is like 40,000NAIRA, a used car here sells for like 300,000naira... Do you know how many months you will have to work to be able to get a car here? I REPEAT, THE HUSBAND IS A US NEUROSURGEON. Average salary of a US surgeon is 392, 384$ http://www.payscale.com/research/US/Job=Neurosurgeon/Salary. . Approximately 30,000us per month. I am talking average here. So we are talking about a profession that earns roughly 6 million naira per month. Do not be deceived.


Why can't they show us the real picture instead of a PROTOTYPE

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It is either you are a comedian or you are plain ignorant.

So you think that if you make $900 or $30,000 in a month that it means you will get a check of $900 or $30000 respectively? $900 means you will be receiving about $600+ after deductions depending on your dependents. At $30000, the tax rate is close to 50% depending on deductions as well.

US is set up in such a way to encourage spending. So the best option is to spend on things that are tax deductible like house mortgage, business expenses, etc.
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donholy28:
That was then nowadays they want a guy they will escape with from d lion in private jet....saying oh baby that lion almost killed us but let's crash at banana island

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It is a metaphor.

So you know.
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Will anyone dare to steal the lady's pot of soup again?

Not anytime soon.

OP: Btw, how can one "rob" a pot of soup?
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LadyBoss1:
Lol i get ur point
But over here it doesnt mean .. Some even use makeup , wear pink n got wife n kids at home

If it quacks like a duck, it is definitely a duck

LadyBoss1:
Lol @ very close
How do u know tho ..
Some are seriously straight ..

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The greatest disservice to the definition of gay is the outright exclusion of bisexuality.

For one, what manner of a man would want to listen to women's gossip all day and in no other place than a hair salon. For sure, that's someone deeply in touch with his feminine side.


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GEJ is a good man.

GEJ is their hero.

Laughing out loud.

And they say charity begins at home. SMH

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LadyBoss1:
Yh oh
The world dey change .. I remember back in d day . If u see a male hairdresser he must be gay
I actually had my hair done at bobbys i think n it was by a male .. ( straight) excellent job even better dan a lady stylist ..

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Male hairdressers are not officially gay.

They are just very close to coming out.
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It is too late....or may be as deterrent to others.

Why bother when Mr. Akiolu is not going to be alive in the next 10 years?

My grandmother would describe it as "wasting a hunting bullet on a vulture"

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Call a plumber.

Switch off electricity main unit.

Plumber fixes leakage.

Let all wet areas dry.

Turn on electricity main unit.

Bingo!

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Winning a lawsuit is one thing, collecting the judgment is another.

The lawsuit is a deterrent. Will the family get N1bn? No.

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Without reading it, I already know his state of origin.

They love Hausa pass Hausa people sef.

Some of them have lived in Kano for decades without crossing Obolo Afor back again.

Heck. They even have an aboki governor.
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What exactly are you exposing?

That you are his side chic?

I don't think the fiancee would mind. She may think na bad belle dey worry you.

It will take a lot more than that to break a marriage in this era of scarcity of eligible bachelors. If you are his baby mama, that will be a different case. You were just a fling Next time apply due diligence in your relationship(s).

tchidi:


#they see me rolling, they hating....

Make LASTMA and FRSC catch you without seatbelt! .
This guy must be single! . No space for bae!

Weldone o jare!! God will increase your wisdom!

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#they see u rolling, they laughing...

'cos they know your science is archaic and crazy #... In Chamillionaire's voice


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Btw, na koboko go solve all this car building madness.

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Dannyabu:
My Wife Lied About Her Age

Four years ago at 35, I married my wife, who I thought was 35. We both wanted children, but unfortunately, she had miscarriage in the second year and stillbirth in the third year. We began consulting a fertility specialist.

After she started asking questions, my wife admitted she is actually eight years older than she had led me to believe. She's 47 years old! She's cried and cried, begging for my forgiveness.

She's gone to try fertility treatments to get pregnant, but I don't want her to continue that for health reasons. I have forgiven her but as an African man; I'm NOT willing to consider the adoption option. She says, of course, that she feared I would walk away if I knew the truth, but she must have known it would come out sometime, somehow. I think I still love her, she is really a wife material, respectful, lovable and very industrious lady but I feel so betrayed! Letting a husband believe you're years younger than you are with all the implications for child-bearing, is a grotesque deception. Sometimes, I'm always wondering if some things she says are the truth. Moreover, after all the wahala and years in-between, her beauty has really waned. She now looks old! We have become butts of joke from neighbours and even strangers when they see us walking together. I look way younger than she is.

I think of getting another wife, but that has not been my person. I think of divorce, but where do I start? Have I wasted 4 years of my life just like that? We still have faith that miracles do happen. Our pastor has asked me to forgive her and move on, that my ability to forgive her will make her more loyal and obedient to me. She is a naturally good person, but for this act of deception.

Maybe if my wife had been honest with me from the beginning, knowing her age I would have adjusted my planning and expectations for children. But she lied. Should I prove her right in her assumption that when I found out the truth, I would walk away? Any thoughts on helping us get through this? I have given all my resources to make this marriage work.

I need matured and sincere advice please!

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Do you know what a 47 years old unmarried woman looks like?

You are telling me that the wrinkles, vericose veins and Christian mother hand couldn't give it away?

I don't believe the story. A woman that old may look fresh facially but when the clothes come off, evidence of 47 birthdays will show.

If you want to marry another woman because of the conception problems of your wife, do it. But don't feed people with the BS that you thought your wife is only 35.

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And the man couldn't run?

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Economic phlebotomy?

Obahiagbon is sick!

Well I am not surprised. He is trying to impress an audience that includes those massive failures in WAEC, NECO and not the least, impressionable LASU students.

Bite me!

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Nigerians know about "slow poison" and chameleons.

Yet some of them cannot fathom out that Jonathan is a wolf in a sheep's clothing--a common criminal that is.

Even in the village, it is always those people that act "holy holy" and appear gentle to the core that sneak poison into people's drinks because their demeanor make people let their guards down around them. They are very innocent-looking villains. Jonathan fits that profile.

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Is it that Nigeria students lack creative imagination or what?

There is nothing Engineering about this project.

If I give scrap metals and a welding machine to a mad man, he definitely will come up with something better.

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Technology killed law. Law is based on information. A lot of legal information which lawyers made money off of are available online for free.

You can draw legal contracts online for a token. Most lawyers shy away from litigation because of the logistics involved.

And most big corporations are tightly-knitted that it is hard to break in without connections.

Law was finished when they started online, long-distance and weekend only law schools. Unlike medicine and engineering, law is not hands on.

Lawyers are a dime a dozen. But hey! You can always work in a bank in a different capacity. No knowledge is a waste.

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