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Multinational Oil companies will be next.

Thousands of jobs have to go to protect the bottom line.

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If this kid built that, it is ingenuity.

But if it were to be some Engineering students in some tertiary institution "forming" inventors as seen lately, I will ....


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Don't let any lady tie down your destiny.

LADIES: No money, no love

MEN: No pregnancy, no marriage.

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I guess the traditional marriage of Tonto has put more pressure on Linda



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MosakuAW:
146 private jet

Some people will still say that, Nigerians are poor. Who are the owners of these private jet and why is 46 only registered in Nigeria and 100 abroad.

Whaalai, we are rich in this country because some countries cant even boast of 50 private jets.

Good check by NCAA.

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Nigerians are poor.

Proof: 146 / 150,000,000,000 = ?

Got it?

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ND people will come online threatening fire and war on the Fed. Govt not knowing that it is their people that are short-changing them.

3 people alone cornered most of the money earmarked for ND development. Where are the ND militants now? Suddenly, they have all gone deaf and dumb.

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Yoruba kings and pastors are practical Christians who decided to follow the teachings of the bible. For the bible stated that a f0ol and his money are easily separated. The pastors and kings acted accordingly in the fulfilment of the scripture.

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wapSmart:
The Federal Government has been monitoring the social media accounts of Nigerians who are suspected of having links with various terrorist groups, including Boko Haram and the Islamic State of Syria and Iraq, findings bySUNDAY PUNCHhave shown.

Our correspondent learnt that through covert operations, which have been going on for a while, security agencies hack into the Facebook and Twitter accounts of those they are monitoring.
The move, it was learnt, was meant to frustrate terrorist attacks on the country.

The project, which is costing the country millions of dollars, is being managed by the Office of the National Security Adviser.
Multiple sources, who spoke to our correspondent on condition of anonymity because they were not authorised to inform the press about the security checks, stated that the administration of former President Goodluck Jonathan approved the request by security agencies to spy on targeted sections of the population, mainly religious extremists and radicalised individuals.

It was gathered that the project is being coordinated by some foreign firms, including an Israeli firm, Elbit System.

Our correspondent learnt that the local espionage involves hacking of phones, email accounts, social media accounts and bugging of telephone conversations of persons of interest.

A source said, “The surveillance system is not being used to target everyone, as people may want to believe. It is only deployed to get intelligence on specific targets because it would be hard and difficult to use such system to spy on all Nigerians; the amount of data would be too huge and staggering for the assessors to sort and manage.

“Basically, the system is used to hack into emails and phones of targets, and the targets are those who are suspected of having ties with terrorists, whether Boko Haram, ISIS or any other criminal element.”

It was also learnt that the system had greatly assisted security agencies to nip in the bud and also frustrate many terror plots and attacks across the country.
The security agencies had been using electronic trackers, which they were used to track and apprehend kidnappers.

But it was learnt that the electronic surveillance system is more effective and has better capacities to hack emails, passwords and social media accounts used by terrorists to recruit members.

The Force Public Relations Officer, Emmanuel Ojukwu, confirmed that security agencies were using a sophisticated surveillance system as part of measures to combat crime and terrorism in the country.

He said, “It is not a new technology. Everywhere in the world, it is used, including drones and other sophisticated equipment. Nigeria is part of the international community; we have our surveillance system, which shows that Nigeria is developing.”
Ojukwu said the security agencies respect the rights of Nigerians and were not using the system to hack the phones and computers of innocent Nigerians.

The Department of State Services could not be reached for information on their use of the surveillance system.

http://www.punchng.com/news/fg-monitors-nigerians-facebook-twitter-accounts/

Lalasticlala

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ROTFLMAO

This is the joke of the century.

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ECOTERRORS:
I will like the people criticising Bishop Kukah to read his biography to know that this amiable man is in the same league with Bishop Desmond Tutu
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Matthew_Hassan_Kukah


I'm suprised to read from that miserable perk ngeneukwuenu who dared to post false information about a Man that fought to bring democracy to this country. Ngeneukwuenu can read this also http://thenationonlineng.net/june-12-heroes-heroine-of-the-peoples-struggle/



I remember when the Oputa panel was constituted and this same Hassan Kukah was a member and they invited Buhari to it but PMB refused to attend it because of his ego.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/africa/1668858.stm


If we don't stop this politics of destruction then there will be no Nigeria to live in soon

God will never forgive APC for this nonsense they are bringing into our polity

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Aeroplanes look beautiful until they crash.
I will post the biography of our ex-military chiefs.
I will also post the biography of Oritsejeafor.
I will post the biography of Fr. Kukah.

Then Jonathan happened. And dollar rained.
Everyone has a price.

Like they say in financial business, "past performance is not a guarantee of future performance"
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There is no smoke without fire.

Nigerians know why they condemned Bishop Kukah.

If it walks and quacks like a duck, it must be a duck.

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First Lady...Wife of the President.

Who cares?

The most important thing is that we do not see Mrs Aisha Buhari following the President all over the place even breaching protocols sometimes. Or worse, acting as de facto President while the husband responds with a sheepish smile evidence of one who has no control over a morbidly obese spouse.

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In another news, "Ife Chiefs suing Abobaku for N3million for a Breach of Contract"

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Source or no source...It is a fact.

The ladies are willing participants and find it an easy way to get connections. As a matter of fact, the ladies are very professional. Don't be surprised to have one invite you to her traditional marriage coming up in a few months/weeks. What a banker makes in a month, they make in a night sleeping in a cozy environment, drinking best of wines and having sex (which they do by the way with their boyfriends.for a token). Not that I support it, but it is what it is.
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It was a charade.

No burial took place.

Ooni must be buried with abobaku.

Abobaku can run but he can't hide.

What is.That mask on his face for?

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When considering marriage, there are some careers that need to be left alone.

Bank marketers? I no marry.
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It looks like a typical university in any third world country.

So kini big deal?
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Too late.

Abobaku (the man they can't arrest ) is already a celebrity.

Is he back?

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Aikon:
You support human killing as part of culture and tradition in this age?

Reading vs. Comprehension

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I dare Patience Jonathan to send in her boys again to shoot up the place.

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This is sad.

The least they could have done is make sure they captured abobaku before commencing with the burial ceremony


Poor Ooni!

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peppyluv02:
Keep giving silly excuse for randy behavior. Still glad I know a lot of decent men out there who don't sleep with any woman just because she has ass and boobs.

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We are not concerned about the decent ones.

We are worried about the indecent ones.

The thread is not about decent men.

Why is this difficult for you to understand?

Running away from a problem does not solve it.

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BabyDaddy20:
Maybe i need to show you some roads in berks county Pennsylvania built in 2009 that is now totally decayed.

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I like the folks that search out for bad things all over the world to show that Nigerians are not the only victims.

Perhaps, it will be worthwhile to search out the good things too to show that Nigerians are living it up.

Naira is falling, they will tell you that Zimbabwe is worse
Bad roads, they tell you that Chicago and Alabama are worse off

Good healthcare, sanitation, thriving economy, low unemployment; none of you will be seen to vomit the comparative thrash.

What is good is good. What is bad is bad.
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peppyluv02:
And our front pages are always graced with the news of shameless men sleeping with their daughters and kids. Some guys will even be proud to tell you they slept with their cousin and someone quoted this and called it wisdom...funny.

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You did not proffer any possible solution. Yet you couldn't wait to vomit on another person's opinion.

Fact: Society will never be 100% free of crime. Crime can only be reduced.

Got it?
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Simple solution.

If you want a maid, bring one from oga's side of the family.

Oga will not sleep with his relation.

That's all.
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And they let him walk?

He should have been barbequed.

The cultural heritage and future tourist attraction is gone for good.
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2 important signature features of a "Big man":

1. Big stomach

2. Neck rolls (a.k.a canter, at the back of the neck)

These two features make men look good in babariga.

Heck. On a good day, one can even put a toothpick in his mouth to finish the "arrangement"



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When they keep invoking Holy Ghost fire!

Sooner than later, it is bound to visit.

There you have it.
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That's how you do it...like a boss!

One can only imagine what's going on in the minds of PHCN managers now.

And you wonder why electricity is improving.

A new sheriff in town!

Nigerians must sit up.

Now, that's a leader
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Any fund recovered is better than nothing.

Witch-hunting or not, no looter has the right to keep his/her loot.

One cannot claim witch-hunting in what is not his/her own in the first instance.

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She is not being called for an Olympic competition.

All she needs is to write down the account numbers. Then she can go back to her "sick" bed.

That's all.
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Kingspin:
We know, the past govt spend 50% of their time waging war against political/economic cabals, bokoharam etc while the other 50% was use to work/build some federal roads and aviation remodelling, railways, power plants, agriculture etc. During the last election, I saw clear-cut hatred, anger and sentiment been driven by politicians become of power that should ordinarily belong to Nigerian people. Some political experts said the atmosphere was over whelm by fear of the unknown such situation were belive to have never occur in Nigeria. To the extent that a group far away in America saw it all and predict that the country will break up by 2015. I bet u if the same cabals mount against Buhari his govt will also collapse. What we need now is a total restructure of Nigeria for nationally development. Right now, the country is not an investing destination rather a consuming and wasteful nation. And for how long do we continue to live from hand to mouth? too bad.

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No President with the enormous power at his disposal should be held captive by his minions. Such a President is a man with no strength of character. Someone who supervised the plundering of an economy to the detriment of the masses is neither a good man nor a competent leader. Naivety and low self-esteem are easily camouflaged as humility. GEJ is a dunce.
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