₦airaland Forum

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Garri competition?

Nairaland will be empty that day.

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So every time he travels and returns, people will line up to shake his hands not minding if he washed his hands after going #2.
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That should have been the tactic.

Offense not defense.

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Job security?

It's better not be in banking or oil companies.

Huge layoffs in the horizon.

You have better prospects in US than Nigeria.

You want to relocate to Nigeria because of $1200/month. Are you crazy?

Worst of all, you are considering this in this period of uncertainty.
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Barcanista and temitemi1 will be shaking in their boots.

Time to finally find a real job.

It sucks to bat with the wrong team.

The party is over folks!

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ECOTERRORS:
The same Airforce that Buhari made a mess of on National TV. Never ever belive Buhari for your own longevity.

God bless Nigeria Airforce

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Buhari made a mess of them on national TV.

All of a sudden they became very active in combating BH.

If you cannot connect the dots, then your case is hopeless.

Hint: kicking a tiger in the a#ss to wake it up. People are trying to protect their jobs in this area of sacking.
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I never liked Fr. Mbaka.

But the truth is that he said what most people could never say in public...more like a lone sane voice in.the wilderness of mediocrity termed Nigeria.

He is a rare gem.
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I hope it comes with guarantee of employment after graduation.

Or go to Fed. Uni. Save the tuition and use it to start life post graduation.

Most of the Fed. Uni. have better name recognition than these private universities.

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MrOlai:
3. Sweetness
Marriage sex sweet die! Chai! It is sweet at the beginning and it is also sweet at the end. However, in case of fornication/adultery sex, it probably might be sweet at the beginning. It would surely end with guilt, sorrow, etc.

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If you say so.

You haven't been talking to married folks recently. Have you?

Guilt after fornication? I don't think so.
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nofij:
Does it still apply to those of us with Legedeze bentley


So that I'll know how best to drive.

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Haven't you heard of "wandering"?

That alone covers the list. Bail amount is at the discretion of arresting officer(s).

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How come they always fall sick during investigation, arrest or prosecution?

This script is played out already.
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A good number of them can afford it especially since they are fairly used ones.

However, it seems that a lot of people are mistaking show business for reality. There are quite a lot of acting and hyping involved. It is the nature of the business everywhere. Musicians, actors and athletes go broke all the time. It is nothing new.
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I still support PMB

But I don't know between his speech and that of GEJ which irritates me more.

GEJ:-monotonic, dry and uninspiring.

PMB: By the time I figure out that his speech is in English, it is over.
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He should have extended the bleaching cream to his hands too

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Hidentity:
There is one thing about reacting in the heat of passion- you realize that you are not any better after the whole show.

Yes, Mr. Abati was a disappointment if one would be objective. He acted not to be in the know that what goes around comes around. However, those remarks are way too harsh and not necessary.

Some people will do worse if given a chance but the best player has been known to be among the spectators, so we can all cast our stones. Even student union presidents embezzling funds, youths in the places of worship engaging in shady deals, liars, pretenders etc.

The problem of Nigeria is not actually about the leaders of today, but the immemorial leaders of tomorrow. We keep lamenting that those there are bad, but how do you explain to any unprejudiced man that youths who can't make a simple intelligent remark online on an issue without insult should be given a chance in the bigger society? Even here on Nairaland, for every civil and gentleman or lady, you have 9 parodies of youths. How do you expect a gentleman, diplomat or ambassador from a youth who would jump in your thread to ignore the issue and insult your person?

Just start from space-bookers who won't even use the page for needed comments afterwards, to words violent individual and then those destined to make tribal remarks. Even Nairaland is a country, Moderators being leaders here- some of them are nothing to sing and dance home about in how they handle issues here. Truth is I've never had anything with any of them but I have read a lot of comments on their autocratic dispositions.

May God save us from us.

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So you expect Nigerians to congratulate Abati?

You are the one that is sick.

People are tired of "shuffering and shmiling"

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SenseiVoyles:
Haha

Respect To Tompolo. Just sneeze and everyone is catching cold and yet someone would say violence does not produce results

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No one is fearing Tompolo.

More deadlier gangsters wanna-be had been silenced.

Tompolo is a mortal...one bullet to the head will end it all.

Henry Okah thought he was the man. Now he is someone's bi.t.c.h in a South-African prison.

Militants/gangsters are only as powerful as the state allows them.

Btw, violence produces results especially in an unlawful society.

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NgeneUkwenu:
Wonders Shall Never End!

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Xmas is getting nearer. Sacrificial blood must flow.

Anyone plying this road must pray against blood-sucking spirits.

Oritsejeafor (the devil's agent) must explain.

Pray harder!!!

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Vanquay:
I don't reside in Nigeria. You can check the Bikers association of Nigeria or something like that for autoshops

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Thanks.

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calebo101:
We nor hear Buhari own oooo

Na Adesina and Sahara reporters tell us say baba dullard nor agree. Dis one wen na beg our presidential team go beg for amelica so... no video, no audio. Only Adesina word..... hope say Buhari really turn am down??

Vanquay:


Nigerian Babes don't enjoy
dating guys with
Bikes with bikes we tend to radiate this air of
unseriousness.

Are you a biker?

Where do you fix your bikes in Nigeria?

I want to get one but have minor concerns.
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ocelot2006:
I don't know about you, but GEJ fixed and dualized the Ikot Abasi-Ogoni road for us. Same with the East-West road. But hey, keep yapping.

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Abacha used Petroleum Trust Fund to fix major roads in most metropolis up North. The southern people cried "marginalization" but Abacha turned deaf ears.

I never knew that anything could take me to Bayelsa until I had to visit the naval command in Yenagoa. From Ahoada getting close to Yenogoa (close to the market around the bridge) was unbelievable. Going from Yenogoa to Benin was a deathtrap.

What exactly did GEJ do for the ND area in his 8 years stint as the President? Otuoke Fed. University. What else? Environmental degradation, massive unemployment, bad or nonexistent infrastructures, etc. continue to plague the region. Instead of the ND regions reaching out to him to table their grievances against the FG, they kept mute because of the little crumbs falling down from Abuja.

Now that the party is over, what is the fate of ND? The outlook is not very promising. They have resorted to crying blue murder in less than 100 days of PMB. You cannot eat your cake and have it. Apparently life in squalor is their destiny. As they made their bed, let them lay on it.

Let the wailing continue...
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atlwireles:
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the almajiri finally drank his own piss, now go blow up some of your brothers in damaturu.

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The facts are staring you in the face.

ND people can wail all they want.

They ain't getting sh1t.

Gradually, the fvckers they sent abroad to "study" are being shipped back. Back to square one. LOL.

Perhaps you didn't get the memo. The party is over!!!
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fellowbeing:
I will kill myself on Wednesday if am not able to sort this out. I'm tired of this life even though people around believe all is well with me.

I am a 23 year old undergraduate of University of Ilorin. I am a spill over student due for graduation last year. I had 2 courses for first semester and 5 courses for second semester, including project. I really tried my best this year, so that I can graduate. The trauma, depression, studying with my juniors, O God, after stressing myself reading day and night, preparing hard and settling project issues, just to discover that I failed 2 courses in second semester. I will now splash, not again.

I am pressing some buttons IF the courses can be waved. I discovered that I failed the two on friday after checking my results at the level adviser's office.

How will I inform my parents? I don't have a choice than to just end this if nothing can be done before Wednesday evening.

The pressure is just too much. I am the first born of my parent. They are expecting the good news not the splash news again, not after supporting me for a year.

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Extend my greetings to the people over there.
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atlwireles:
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almajiri I said park well.

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Go back to your creek and continue drinking your destiny away.

ND will remain a pit toilet that it is.

A bad workman quarrels with his tools.

Federal roads in ND are in shambles. GEJ couldn't fix any of them in 8 years. Yet you ret.ards gave him a heroic welcome. Well, generations to come, no outsider will fix ND. Your stupidity has got the best part of you degenerate alcoholics
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Splashme:
Can our own do-nothing self masturbating Daura . . . learn how to give diplomatic responses to teething questions.

Uhuru Kenyatta is a President

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I must admit that this is one speech that I listened to that moved me. The delivery was superb.
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atlwireles:
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Almajiri park well

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Calling names will not solve it.

The truth hurts
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atlwireles:
Tompolo has already made his point.

“Political, opinion and religious leaders and the international community should prevail on Buhari to have regard for constitutionalism in the Niger Delta region and stop the violation of the rights of Niger Deltans. The IYC would also take immediate legal and related actions to address these violations. Whether President Buhari likes it or not, the Niger Delta people would meet to determine their destiny in Nigeria,” they added.

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8 years was too much of an opportunity to determine their destiny in Nigeria. But they blew it. Why cry over spilled milk? ND area is as bad, if not worse than when providence smiled on their son.

Onye isi rachaasia udara o zotara n' ukwu, ya zotanu ozo ka anyi fu. (A blind man wey dey enjoy an Apple he stepped on should know that it is a rare feat and should use it judiciously)

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These clowns still do not get it.

If after 8years, a son of the soil who was the President did not make concerted efforts to right the wrong of the past by embarking on massive development of the ND region, then ND is as good as gone. It was a wasted opportunity. If they want to channel their anger, they should look towards Otueke. Once in.a lifetime opportunity that should have been grabbed with both hands, GEJ went to.Abuja and blew the chance. They can no longer blame their ordeals on marginalization.

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It is funny how the daughters of hardcore racists like to bang n##g@s. I had my fair share. Good ol' days.

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Everyone is born tabula rasa.

The way you are raised determines if you will be filled with substance or full of crap.

If you are full of crap, a mentor can fill your life with substance.
If you are filled with substance, a bad influence can fill your life with crap.

Ipso facto, entrepreneurs are made.

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ND militants and BH are not the same. The ideologies are different.

One group is asking for resource control. That is to say, give us the money make we enjoy dey go. After all, the oil na our own.

On the other hand, this other group feels that their continued existence in this world will deny them a fair share of the virgins in the world beyond. They want to go. But they need.people to go with them.

You can bribe ND militants with money. But where are you going to find virgins x 72 each to placate BH? Besides, human beings are not commodities to be traded. And even if, not to these savages.

Can Tompolo and his followers be wiped out? Can BH be defeated? It boils down to the resolve of the leader.

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This is not good enough.

It would have been better if the wife of Buhari was coming into PH and mama Piss flight was delayed for 2hrs. That way she would witness the torture she metted out to helpless Nigerians when she was inebriated with power.

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