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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by invisible2(m): 3:31pm On Mar 14, 2009
I will be drinking plenty this nite if pool wins, cmon pooooooooooooooooool!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by invisible2(m): 3:05pm On Mar 14, 2009
Anderson is rubbish, anyone not playing for the blues is chaff.

The blues rokk!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by invisible2(m): 2:42pm On Mar 14, 2009
I never thought I will live to see this day when ManU will be rattled, even for two minutes!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Most Chelsea Fans Are Lousy And Myopic by invisible2(m): 2:21pm On Mar 14, 2009
Where is switch47, three of my cars and twenty five pairs of shoes are waiting to be cleaned?

Please serve the Chelsea celebs, you should hate us more now!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Manchester United Fan Thread: Forever Reds by invisible2(m): 2:16pm On Mar 14, 2009
Who is this tubabie? Where did it drop from to challenge nateevs? Lets hide him somewhere.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Most Chelsea Fans Are Lousy And Myopic by invisible2(m): 11:31am On Mar 12, 2009
Your words stink and we have gotten used to the smell!
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Most Chelsea Fans Are Lousy And Myopic by invisible2(m): 7:16pm On Mar 11, 2009
Funniest thred in the sports section, I laff so hard that I fell on top of my laptop grin grin grin grin

Chelsea fans are so special that its only the creme de la creme in the society that I live that support chelsea. My MD, pastor, lawyer, bank manager, doctor all support chelsea!

Switch 47 is only jealous, he loves the blues so much that his passion has thickened into another thing altogether, I feel sorry for him always. Reminds me of a friend that loves his classmate so much and dont know how to approach her, so he went and beat her up and then cried while begging the girl to forgive him, in secondary school. (he was kneeling for all to see!)

The girl later consented and fifteen years later, they were married.

We will forgive Switch 47 and accept him as a floor member in our fans club, that will be washing the cars, polishing the shoes and carrying the bag of these brilliant CHELSEA professionals. tongue
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by invisible2(m): 11:13pm On Mar 10, 2009
Ifeel very happy to see some blue fighting spirit tonight. Our haters will be sleepless this nite.

I am launching one million man match to the bridge to beg/ persuade Hiddink to stay on after the summer. We will start hunger strike till he agrees.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by invisible2(m): 10:58pm On Mar 10, 2009
Where is Switch47? Tell him we have done the last burial part 2!

Next burial is his mouth which we will nail shut.
FamilyRe: My Wife Is Driving Me Nuts: Doesn't Want A New Baby by invisible2(m): 12:44pm On Mar 10, 2009
Enjoying the talks, feeling sorry for the poster. Just get up and go, dont grieve anymore. She will come back easier if you pretend nothing happened than when you go abegging. Let your child be, just remove your mind from them for one year and watch things, time is the best healer. She may come back begging after one year and you may even have grown so strong as to refuse her.

If her beuty is the only thing you miss, then go out searching for a girl and you will be amazed at the type of 'sample' fresh babies God is moulding everyday. I used to think my babe was the prettiest thing on two legs till I went to her school and was staring like JJC on campus.

Men should have control in their marriage, absolute control for that matter. The woman will have the house to look after while the man runs around to provide for the whole family. I think that is the bible position on those things so woman, be submisive! Women should of course have a say in everything but not to start contesting with the man for house control, and any woman not ready to submit should come and marry a man, fend for the family, while the husband sits at home watching home movies grin

In cases where the man cannot provive comfort for the whole family, the woman can work but only with the approval of his husband. If she is hell bent on working against the husband's will, she should leave the marriage as the wife of the poster did and the husband should hold his heart and get over it. That is why men should be stronger

God created this worrld and made things easy and comfortable for us all, it is only the things we bring down on ourselves that have entangled our world with much confusion and complications. Things like education, working lady, and higher carreer pursuits are all created by us to make things tougher and encourage higher standards which will encourage more break ups in mordern marriage.

Criticize this writeup but pick the little lessons.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by invisible2(m): 2:33pm On Mar 01, 2009
But there is some consolation - you now have the chance to be the FIRST winners of the Europa Cup. grin grin grin
[quote][/quote]And that will be the first trophy to arrive at the Emiratti in July 2010
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Liverpool F.C Fans Zone - the Mighty Reds ! by invisible2(m): 2:20pm On Mar 01, 2009
Where are all those Liverpool supporters having premature ejaculation because they went second on the table? I have news for you, now is the action time and your d**k is going limp, the night season is far from over and the baby is ready grin grin

Play some football now, swap your red jerseys to blue.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by invisible2(m): 12:13pm On Mar 01, 2009
HNIC:
I am sure, you placed the bet with a fellow clown like you!!!
8thhuh?
Why not 19thhuh
Its mathematically possible.
Ain't ithuh
NO! I dont hate Arsenal too much to wish them relegation, only the bet money is my concern here.
allboyz:
U DEY MIND THE DUDE? wink
Better mind me o, na so them think I craze the time I bet for 5th.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by invisible2(m): 11:28am On Mar 01, 2009
I placed a bet that Arsenal will end up 5th and it seems that bet is mine afterall.

I am going ahead to place another bet that Arsenal will end up 8th on the EPL this season cheesy
CrimeRe: Do You Guys Believe In This Money Ritual Things? by invisible2(m): 5:52pm On Feb 27, 2009
lucabrasi:
they are not making money from the human organs or from the blood,if you do some research into it what happens is that in the spiritual realm,or occultic realm or any sort of diabolic scheme,human blood or human body parts is the kinda greatest sacrifice you can offer its like a rolls royce of sacrifices so what the medicine men do is to conjure these spirits and these spirits in turn ask for human sacrifice,which when given to them they do the bidding of the medicine man which in that case might be getting a lot of money,if you research into kings and warriors of hundreds of years ago in africa,they had so much spiritual powers but at the cost of the indiscriminate shedding of human blood which is why these so called magic stunts are no more these days but its definitely real
This guy must be believing too much of religious rubbish intended to frighten him into paying tiths and coming to church daily.
CultureBeheading People For Money Making Rituals. by invisible2(op): 9:24am On Feb 27, 2009
So many stories were told to me while I was young, usually by my seniors. One of the most frightening is this story that people could be used to make money, they said that somebody,s head, private parts, other organs could be used to make millions of naira. In actual fact we have seen cases where people were killed for rituals.

My question now is 'does it work, or is this one of those cock and bull excuses manufactured by the lazy poor men to explain their inability to catch up with their mates'

What do you think.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by invisible2(m): 9:03pm On Feb 22, 2009
@ Head N*igger In Charge, Ranieri wishes to come back to the bridge one day and will gladly throw this match for Chelsea to do some favour to RA.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by invisible2(m): 6:00pm On Feb 22, 2009
@HNIC, you beat us but where is Arsenal now? Two places beneath us as at the last time I checked. The trouble with small kids is that they lose concentration too easily. Vela failed to score yesterday because he saw one pretty girl behind the post. (Na so them tell me)
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by invisible2(m): 5:56pm On Feb 22, 2009
You are correct, those guys beat us but where are they now? Two places beneath us as at the last time I checked. The only problem with kids is their inconsistent performance. They always disapoint when you least expect them to, plus they lose concentration easily, Vela saw one pretty girl behind the post and he will miss clear goals that my grandmother will score.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by invisible2(m): 3:30pm On Feb 22, 2009
@ Myself, blues fans dont shy away from good fights. So get your geek on, I am only threading softly because Muki is on your side, (gunner) she will ban me first.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by invisible2(m): 1:22pm On Feb 22, 2009
Myself2:
I see you have a new knack for posting on the Arsenal thread,well post on,since it makes you high and gives you that satisfaction you cannot get from the conventional process,,,,self-service away man.
On the other hand,I was wondering where that putrid toilet smell was oozing from till I saw your teeth
the toilet smell, did you check ya undies? please change them fast so we could breathe easy here. Arsenal are still buying players from the kindergarten, kids that just stopped using pampers yesterday.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by invisible2(m): 11:27am On Feb 22, 2009
HNIC:
We created chances, but it never resulted in goals.
In footie, these days, you need to take your chances and score.
It's a reason why big money is paid for chaps who can put d ball in the back of the net.
Afterall, thats the name of the game!Goals!!!
Arshavin was the bright spark yesterday.
We will see more when he becomes fit.
Still keeping the faith.
Unthinkable for us to play in UEFA!
It won't happen!!!
tongue
You might be right, Arsenal may not even qualify to play in UEFA!!! grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by invisible2(m): 10:01pm On Feb 21, 2009
Arsenal will win the UEFA cup next season, I can bet on that.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by invisible2(m): 3:47pm On Feb 21, 2009
Someone should phone switch47 and tell him to commit suicide.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Chelsea Fans: Identify Yourselves Here by invisible2(m): 3:11pm On Feb 21, 2009
Villa will lose this match, they will give some good fight sha.
SportsRe: India Vs Nigeria: 99-1. Abeg Who Watch Am! by invisible2(m): 10:10pm On Feb 20, 2009
So you believe in juju then, and probably believe India whip Naija 99 within 90 minutes? You dey try o. Believing everything will make you so open to wayo that, Abeg make we talk about the koko, who was the referee for this match, Charlie Chaplin?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by invisible2(m): 1:42pm On Feb 20, 2009
follypimpi:
@Debo

Dont waste your time responding to morons,with frozen brain cells who thinks by dissin AW they get recognition whereas in real life they r just bunch of quiet imbeciles.
But, Mr Arsene is always very quiet.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Arsenal Fan Thread: For Gunners Only by invisible2(m): 11:02am On Feb 20, 2009
I will offer prayers for Arsenal, I will fast and pray for the prophecy I have for them not to come true, it was revealed that Arsenal will end up 6th on the league table this season. I break and bind the evil forces against Arsenal, they must not end up 6th, they will end up 5th on the leage table grin
SportsRe: India Vs Nigeria: 99-1. Abeg Who Watch Am! by invisible2(m): 10:04am On Feb 20, 2009
What I want to know now is, are there people out there that still believe this story is true? Please state your reasons and explanations. This is because there are still people that says it is just true without coming out to tell us how it happened. Nigerians are so gullible, whenever anything happens, they explain it off as juju; now consider these

A man suddenly slumps and dies - na juju them take remote the guy

A man goes to bed and dies in his sleep - na the wife use juju kill am to inherit his money

A man suddenly grows rich after 20 years of hardwork - the guy do money medicine.

A man loves his wife deeply - the woman use juju hold am

A man is fearless and bold - he belongs to a secret society and they kill humans and drink their blood

A boy developes mental problems - na him papa enemies no want him to inherit their family land

A boy runs away from home - na im step mother use juju send the guy away

A family is poor for too long - na their dead ancestors dey hold them down

A man loses his fortune in a business deal - they used witchcraft to drain his money

A guy crashes his new car to a tree - they rubbed juju for his car when he went to his village

A girl stays too long and no husband - she already has a husband and four children in the spirit world

A couple has no child but are rich - they must have exchanged their children to money!

the list goes on and on, the Nigerian / indian match is just one small rumour that turned into a belief just like all these other beliefs. Are they correct? Is there any truth to this?
SportsRe: India Vs Nigeria: 99-1. Abeg Who Watch Am! by invisible2(m): 1:33pm On Feb 16, 2009
These small pikins sef, why una dey doubt the story handed to you by our old papa them. The story is true, just that out of annoyance, FIFA decided to delete the date of the match from all their records and even from Odegbami's memory grin grin

The juju made it possible that the news circulated so fast and stuck to everyone's memory. Me sef na for Nsukka I hear am in my primary 3.
SportsRe: India Vs Nigeria: 99-1. Abeg Who Watch Am! by invisible2(m): 10:44am On Feb 16, 2009
If anyone here says the dikk disapearance gist is truthful, please how did it happen, did you see the area flat, was it bleeding, tell us please.
SportsRe: India Vs Nigeria: 99-1. Abeg Who Watch Am! by invisible2(m): 8:45am On Feb 16, 2009
There are those that still believe this story like they believe the bible, but had the country India been banned from taking part in any international sporting competitions before, for any other reasons? People around me here are ready to swear with their last piece of land!

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