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Seems this will be another of those days.

Maybe the ref is counting his cash, he has been bought to issue one red card, one penalty against chelsea

Whether Switch47 or Switchhhhhh4777, the guy is insane.

Now to more important matters, has manu scored, I guess they will design Fulham with goals.

Standing ovation!!!!

Clap! Clap!! Clap!!!

Switch have smoked something again! I pity your shink bro.

Why should we be afraid of the Liverpool team we pushed out of the CL last year? The only thing that counts in their is their unpredictability, if it is for the hunger for revenge, we have enough thirst of it too, having lost double to them in the PL.

See as this guy kill himself finish, somebody that cannot type proper English trying to citique my blog. Thanks for the visit to my world, there is still little hope for your life.

Switch, you have only about ten posts in the whole nairaland and all others are cut and paste. How is it that you cannot write original texts, dont tell me you are this shallow!

Anyways you dont watch and enjoy soccer like we do, you enjoy hatered and it will remain with you. Forever.

Try and watch the beuty of football, not your anus.

Its not that Liverpool played too well to beat united, the only spectacular thing is the unique way they picked the team apart, punishing every little mistake and holding the game by the neck. The cruelty of such tactics will frighten any team.

@ shauron, the only reason cabali was asking of you is because one lunatic escaped from the human zoo and is causing trouble on the street near your house.

We were wondering if it was you that finally went bonkers.

Since the modererators here cannot stand up and caution Switch from releasing the virus from his mouth, I think I know who can.

Football could be beutiful, hating will make it ugly.

Make una hold Switch to his tethers or we castrate him!

I used to think its only we that get offended by those arrogant stance, but even the ESPN writer if annoyed with you guys, you need to appease the Gods!

Eastbay:
sigh!
Another idle idiot.

Yeah, and another busy slowpoke.

Its time we forgive the ManU brothers, we all are sorry for the blip, just dont be too arrogant next time,

UNA AGREE?

Michael Essien's Miracle Medicine

Liverpool may have rued the fragile physical health of Torres and Gerrard this season but Chelsea have missed Michael Essien like Luiz Felipe Scolari misses gainful employment.

The Brazilian may have failed to inspire his players for the big games, or to have pandered to their overblown ego's sufficiently to foster credible team spirit, but given that a few wins has propelled them back into the title race he wasn't the complete disaster a lot of pundits are making out.

One thing is for sure, if he'd had a fit Essien at his disposal he may still be conducting his range of quizzical expressions and shoulder shrugs in public rather than on his own in a depressing motel room in Sao Paulo.

Practically the first thing Big Phil did on arriving in the country was strap Essien to a chair, make him sign a five-year contract and say: ''I have not been here long but it is clear to me that Michael Essien is one of the best midfield players in the world. I have always admired him and it is good news for me and for Chelsea that he signs for so long.''

Hey ho. One man's loss in another man's gain though and Guus Hiddink is currently reaping the rewards of the Ghana international's logic-defying form as he hits the ground running after more than six months out.

It takes lesser mortals weeks if not month's to rediscover match sharpness and a decent level of fitness - a case in point being Michael Owen's anonymous display for Newcastle at Hull after only five games out. But Essien has returned and immediately shown imperious form, adding two vital goals into the mix.

Culled from 'the fifth official' espnsoccernet.com

'We were the better side'

What a pleasure for all of us who have grown tired of the stupefying arrogance displayed by Manchester United fans and players that talk of their impending quintuple has been put on hold for five minutes while we all talk about their shame and embarrassment instead.

One glorious sight followed another; Ronaldo's face after he'd booted his eighth cross of the day into the stands, Patrice Evra's furious finger wagging after giving away the season's most blatant penalty, Nemanja Vidic's walk of shame after being shown a red card for his second calamitous mistake of the afternoon and the coup de grace - Fergie's stony face on the bench as Liverpool's fourth sailed over Van der Statue's head. The gob may still have furiously been chewing gum, but the brain appeared to be flat-lining. Priceless.

Not that his side's humbling altered his stunning capacity for self-deception. One sentence in his post-match press conference said it all, and needs no sarcastic comment attached to it. Just simply read it and guffaw. I'll even put in on a separate line so we can all enjoy it in perfect isolation.

''I thought we were the better team but the score doesn't reflect that.''


Culled from the 'fifth official', espnsoccernet.

Tocdee, why are you running you arrogant slob! Come back and pack the sh*t from ya mouth, ManU lost and lost very badly indeed, their fans are in self denial and arguing against every known factor, the weatherman, the ref, the coach, the opposing fans, everyone but themselves.

You lost, you lost and you lost!!! Just accept it.

Lekwa ewua! To imbibe sensibility emperor? I am already at home here and enjoying myself big time- couresy of your anger, thank you.

About you pigheaded attitude, you are forgiven already.

Look at this emperor of Obeledu, you saw chaff on Saturday and cried to bed, the chaff is VIDIC!

Get that into your daft brain!

I think we have agreed to let bygones be bygones and who is still calling names here?

Emperor, if not for Muki that I respect, I will just level you, you no dey fear?

Lets discuss footie, and someone just said that Reina is more crowned that VDS, na true?

Let Sir Alex transfer Ronaldo, Rooney and Evra and take Malouda, Obi and Alex from us.

This is a good deal. Sweet deal.

@ Emperor, well I dont have time for una now let me go play some footie outside. Hey, the sky is BLUE

@ Shaurroon, culex mosquitoes bite and cause some trouble.

The type of trouble you are feeling now after just one mosquito bite

The biting will continue until you get it into your thick scull that you lost, so which of the four goals do you like best?

Lets talk some footie guys, no more ribbings

Muki, how far na, I support Arsenal o no mind these buffon called suffon sauron

Oh! Another thread again? What wont these guys do to escape reality.

You are just hiding behind one finger.

We took our ribbing in good faith, all manner of slime were hauled at us by diseased people (switch47)

We got a new coach to change the scripts and the movie is now a comedy instead of a tragedy and then they took a beating and thinks we just forget the past and go to sleep?

Manu fans make it worse on themselves by feeling the result makes no meaning, that you were caned 1-4 makes no meaning, that is like insulting the gate paying fans and their loyalty.

Is that you sharon talking

Better be careful before I send e-cause to you, cant you just accept the fact that your team got their asses whopped furiously by Liverpool, what is too hard about it.

Stop letting the whole thing get to your head before you run mad, I feel sorry for you, honestly

Okay, let the noise die down, lets talk some football people, those goals scored against United on saturday, which is the best, I will take the first one as the best because of the easy way it was scored, Torres dust ran past Vida and put it on the weak side of VDS.

Which goal do you think is the best?

@Ndumart, its not just the loss, but the build up to the loss; the cockiness, the pig-headedness, the aura of untouchableness as Humpity Dumpity was climbing the tall wall.

Alas! he fell.

Muki, just see me see wahala, this guy cant just stick to football or stop name calling because he lost in one match?

This shauron is born in the brothel.

What d'you guys even think you are?

man u lost and that is clear, getting furious will not solve the problem. You should all apologize to all soccer loving individual for such a terrible loss. This is a disgrace to soccer and you guys even have the audacity to put a bold face to it.

There should be punishment for results like this, fines to pay, bans, flogging sef!

Now see who is talking back!

Who made shauron the head of the gangbangers? And to think I should only speak when you want is --- stupid, I dont blame you fo being pigheaded it runs in the team.

I understand why you are losing your bearings, Fergie felt that way too when he looked at the board. Throw some tantrums, talk like some idiot- any thing to ease the pain.