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Wankfest he said, well when one ManU virus was busy stooling with his mouth like someone with diorhea, little did he know there will some wankfest attached to things. Let them continue to spew rrubbish, ManU is grieving, it seemed like the scums had the rights to lord it over others? Feel the goals men, the picture when VDS was sprawling on the ground helpless for four good times?

"THE SECRET OF OUR IMPENETRABLE DEFENCE"

The secret of course is Torres and Gerrard.

Next headline from that newspaper will be " THE REASON FOR OUR POROUS DEFENCE"

@ TKB, I am only three years old, but that saturday mauling made me grow up and shout EUREKA!

Switch is just duplicating all his posts to paste on all chelsea threads?

Boy, you no go school at all abi you no sabi invent NEW lines, tired hands, tired brain, tired legs like VIDIC!

Go smoke ya grass man!

Just a poem by poetic noetic from another thread ENJOY YOURSELVES


just like that. . . , their season crumbled.
just like that the untouchables were touched. . . smashed. . . .humiliated and devoured.
just like that their dreams faded. . . .the quintriple dream of the red devils or WOman united.

like lucifer did, they fumbled, they yelled exhibiting pride.

who can play better?, . they boasted!!!
who can beat us?. . . . . .they yelled!!!
who is better then fergie?. . . . they asked!!!
we are the untouchables. . . . . they proclaimed!!!!
we will win 5 trophies . . . . . . . , . they screamed!!!!

and like it happened in heaven, a lightening struck.
Liverpool looked at them and said. . . .u have fumbled in ur heart . , today u will be humbled.
and verily like liverpool said, four goals came calling and the mighty red devils fell and were cast away from all their title hopes.

mark my words. . . . . .ur season has ended.
u r going from defeat to defeat. .

See what annoys me most, Switch is trying to give doom another different definition just because they are at the recieving end of things. Doom is what happens at the end? What type of teachers did you have?

If you got robbed and lose your life savings but still alive, you tell me you didnt meet your doom just because you are still alive? Face the shit guys, you were roundly beaten.

No excuses. Accept that your team were rubbished, accept that you are still in shock, accept that you are human afterall and not be walking around with that arrrrrrrrrrrogant posture of your imagination! NONSENSE!!!

And before I forget TKB, I just looked into the dictionary and this is what I found;

The Websters English dictionary has it thus "DOOM IS BEING WHITEWASHED EVEN WHEN YOU ARE WEARING RED JERSEYS"

Mr TKB,

Doom is being whipped four times before you home fans

Doom is being forced to lick your spittle after the match

Doom is crashing to ground zero so suddenly that your head will spin.

Doom is being forced to eat sh*t

Doom is losing your defender ten games to go

Doom is losing 1-4 for the first time after 1992 to Liverpool

Doom is refusing to accept that Rio has lost it

Do I go on?

BIGGEST WASTE OF MONEY?

VIDIC OF MAN UNITED! Even if he was bought for 20 kobo, his saturday performance shows that he is expensive at half that price.

The excuse United fans give for the loss is that they have already won the league. Was that what you were thinking before the match. One united fan had the effrontery to tell me that they will win the league with 15 points gap! Where is Switch47? False prophet that cannot forsee his own doom.

Van Der Sar woke up this morning having one serious nightmare! Gerrard and Torres were taking shots at him in the dream!

Another caller just spoke with me now, Vidic had 2mil pounds in the boot of his car after the match! Did he later collect the money to throw the match?

Na wao!

I know the reason for the bad outing, Vidic babe has granted an interview and revealed that he requested for Mouth Gig two hrs before the match, three babes Mouth Gig!

I am not surprised.

Theatre of dreams they called it? United players were in dreamland all through the match, they woke up on the ref last whistle to behold the scoreboard. Fergie stopped chewing his cud!

Rooney took one look at the whole siuation and left the pitch, placed call to Hiddink and requested for move to the bridge, who will accept the worthless chaff?

Stupid loss for that! Fergie is still cooling his brain in any asylum and Vidic has turned to drinking! Rio has checked into one rehab centre in the LA.

One thing only is clear, ManU were the worst team in the world on saturday, that has also gone into the history books!

Clearly ManU were the better team overall, its only that Pool beat them shitless, And the scoreboard is lying!

To think that you guys just decided to delete all past posts here? PDP in action!

Temporal glitch ma foot! Beware of Fulham while you're at it, feel the pain that VDS felt. Temporal glitch ko, permanent glitch ni!

Manchester United came face to face with the red devils, and they shivered!

Vidic caused 3 goals and saw RED, so he was removed to allow the real RED DEVILS operate, and so could not be there to prevent the 4th!

And Vidic caused 3 goals!

Fergie was right, they were better in letting in more goals.

My ManU friends are now refusing to pick my calls, what are they afraid of anyway? Do I look like a liverpool player to scare them shitless Dont worry friends, it happens sometimes, you just get mauled over, against all expectations and you see yourself sitting on ground zero. I watched the bout and here are my reports;

Take heart brothers. Next time you should pick an opponent your size, this type of punch combinations could be fatal. First it was a body blow from Torres, then a double upper cut from Gerrard, then the flat sucker punch straight on the forehead from Dossena.

VDS lost consciousness before his body touched the ground, while Ferguson swallowed his chewing gum mistakenly! Pandemonium broke out in the stands, and all possible hell were let loose, Liverpool,Chelsea and Arsenal supporters were jumping up and down in wild estcasy, like people having a collective orgasm. While tears were dropping from the faces of ManU supporters and players.

CHELSEA! CHELSEA!! CHELSEA!!!

Please let the chants continue ad infinitum, and the likes of Switch will choke on their poison

Ferdonando Hierro sends the ball to an unrushing Loise Enrique and holllly mozzzzzzzzes! Was that shot? Or an explosion?

Switch, howdy? You must be feeling angry now we are going to catch United, cry your heart out brovs, let the tears roll down freely. Its your fault for hating the best club in the world- BLUES!

Just repent and support Chelsea or your grief will be looooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooong!

Diva is watching the game with me!

So the ManU boys finally had their asses seriously whopped by Liverpool?

This is crazy, did VIDIC play that match? If he did then ManU can never lose?

I hate to say this, but with the cockiness these ManU players were approaching games as if the three points are already given. There were begining to feel too arrogant! They need these kinds of beating to bring them down to the ground floor. They will lose more matches and force SAF to retire finally, Ronaldo to run to spain and end this rubbish.

Even their supporters are beginning to feel invincible! What arrant nonsense!

they were roundly beaten and humiliated, I saw some koboko and bulala that the Pool players were taking into the dressing rooms, Rooney will be beaten 24 lashes, all players of manu will be beaten.

I wan shout! But make I wait till 3 points are shaved off the ManU boys. Pain is good, its been too long these guys felt this way, feeling like Gods all season! The crash will be heavy.