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@ Switch 47, may some jujumen steal your 'John Thomas' for predicting evil for the blessed team. The blues rokkkkks!

@ A-town, please, did you guys strip the white guy to make sure his pr*ick was not there when he was crying? This is really funny, I fell of my chair, make una carry time for here o!

Imagine if someone stole you 'koboko' the day before val day? This is double wahala, I think I need this type of juju, to afflict all haters of Chelsea FC, especially Switch 47! Rotlmao!!!

In Nigeria, you dare not challenge some myths. There is another one about people going about stealing somebody's pr*ick! They just touch you and your 'John Thomas' will varnish, without sugery of course and in broad daylight!

Men were lynched for failing to return the 'kiniko' which they have vandalized.

Have anyone heard about that one too? How true is it anyway?

Can you believe I was having a hot argument with some oldies in the village about this very 'indian story' ?

In their own version of the same match, eleven indian players were playing on the ground and when they get tired, they will kick the ball up because there were another eleven Indian players hanging on the air, these ones will take over and be running with the ball, floating on the air till they reach the post.

Then they will bring the ball down for the Indian players on the ground to slot into the Nigerian net.

Nigeria is the only country in the world where rumours are stronger than the news.

switch47:
just like FOREVER BLOWING DOUBLES IS CHELSEAS ONLY ACHIEVEMENT IN LIFE------I LOVE YOUR POST!! CHELSEA IS DOOMED!! two consecutive season nothing for them!!

Season has not ended yet, if Chelsea wins anything then we will lie you down here and use koboko to design your back

The reds rule supereme, I respect them even as a blue fan.

But SWITCH 47 SUCKS! He spreads hatred in the forum. Hating Chelsea will not help you one bit, smoke your cheap weed in peace and seek for help. You need a doctor.

switch47:
NOT THIS TIME!! NOT NOW THAT CHELSEA HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO BEAT OR RAISE THEIR GAME AGAINST ANY STRONG TEAM THRU OUT THE SEASON--------MAN U- LIVERPOOL-ARSENAL AND LOOSING 3-1 TO ROMA AGAINST THE BIG THREE LOST 5 TIMES DRAW ONCE. THE TEAM IS DOOMED AND WILL LOSE TO JUVENTUS HOME AND AWAY !!

I wonder what this Arrow is smoking to give him so much energy to hate blue?
Save your breath and sleep a bit sometimes, it helps in your condition.

SORRY.

switch47:
CHELSEA IS FINISHED!! THEY ARE NOW IN A FREE FALL-------NO SILVER WARE, NO CHAMPIONS LEAGUE QUALIFICATION. WHAT A WASTE!!

YOU WILL BE REMEMBERED AS THE SADDEST SADIST OF ALL, THAT WILL BE YOUR ONLY ACHIEVEMENT IN LIFE!

Selling Robbie was the mistake of Benitez. He should have had more patience with the guy. Players dont just start shinning immediately they are bought.

Chelsea has more chances of winning the EPL than Liverpool, apart from ManU. Chelsea has more expeience of the finish line days in the last 5 yrs than liverpool. Also liverpool are having more problems with injuries to key players.

Yes, the lineup,
C Ronaldo playing 7 for Chelsea and Robinho playing 9! Last minute changes. The FA approved this.

Are we showing funny pictures or fighting here? A seperate thread should be opened for fighting.

@ allboyz, Mikel can flatten Torres nose in one second.

@ Nateeves, Anelka will surely score.

Chelsea scores! Fastest goal in the EPL up Anelka!

If Chelsea wins, five cartons of shine shine bobo for all my friends, they are hovering around my compound hoping we win, give them the enjoyment CHELSEA!!!

allboyz:
ARSHAVIN WOULD COME. . . .something keeps telling

And Wenger will go, something also keeps telling me that

switch47:
@thread
Chelsea was able to beat second from bottom BORO and you guys call it a warning sign to the reds(liverpool)? it is still very true that CHELSEA HAS NOT BEEN ABLE TO BEAT ANY STRONG TEAM THIS SESON. any team in the 'BIG THREE' and on sunday i guess chelsea will be lectured on the art of soccer at anfield. THIS IS THE BEGINING OF THE END

SUN 1 FEB- LIVERPOOL - chelsea (chelsea wants to play 4 draw says scolari)
sat 7 feb hull city- chelsea
sat 21 feb ASTON VILLA- chelsea
wed sat 25- chelsea- JUVENTUS (last burial)
28 sat - wigan- chelsea
3 mar porthmoth-chelsea
10th march JUVENTUS - chelsea (last burial part 2) Roman final heart break


I CAN ASSURE YOU THAT BY THE TIME THESE FIXTURES HAS BEEN PLAYED---------CHELSEA WILL

1. NOT BE IN SECOND SPOT and may not qualify for champions league or even UEFA.
2. WILL BE OUT OF CHAMPIONS LEAGUE
3. HOPELESS

, chelsea is a forgone conclusion.

You are prolly annoyed and embarassed that we won? more heartbreaks for you as we bounce back. Hide your face and run away, cry your hearts out, beat your wife, break your telly, Chelsea will give you heart attack.

switch47:

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Another vormit from a flea infested mouth.

Honestly, I beg to disagree with you nateeves on you stance on Drogba. Yes I think we should give Drogba a little respect even though he played rubbish for 90mins on sunday, who didnt, is Drogba a defender? and yet three goals went into the net, no five goals, except for the mercy of the ref.

Why not sell Terry, Cavalho, and even Cech because they have all been having bad runs of form of recent. What of Lampard who wasnt in the match at all, I was searching for the guy like thirty of the 45 mins of second half. Lets sell the whole squad or forgive them together.

Drogba has lots of issues, return from injury, old age ( lets be real here and tell each other home truths) and a lack of confidence as Anelka has been rising. Lets not throw away the baby with the bath water! Drogba has made my day more than a few times, those surprising goals against l/pool and barca a few years back made my day for months. I wont be too quick to disgrace my heroes, if he wants to go, then he should be thanked and allowed to walk.

cabali:
I second that! he should be sold before weekend; thats my deadline.

The good news is that Drogba is still worth some good million pounds, what of you giving a deadline for another person's sale, are you worth up to 10 thousand naira? Are you worth up to Drogba's jersey?

tkb417:
then SELL!! And please don't sell to Inter, Barca or Bayern. Sell to Dynamo Moscow or Partizan Belgrade. Sell for peanuts and make him learn how to be a honourable person.
idiot!

Chai! Drogba do suffer, see people wey no sabi how to trap children's toy ball yabbing one of the greatest names that has ever played soccer. Drogba was, and still remains one of the most potent threats in any defence worldwide. You better live with that. If he becomes unhappy in chelsea, well that is very natural, he has won laurels with chelsea, been at the very top of things for so long.

He will surely be missed by all chelsea fans, we wish him well anywhere he goes. God bless his talents.

And for Drogba haters, you may never be allowed to shake his hansome hands ever, his bouncers will ensure you never get near him,

@FBS,
I even did the unthinkable yesterday, removed the big Chelsea flag from my friends office and hung it nicely on my car as I was going home yesterday. You need to see the confusion on peoples faces as I was cruising home on the busy streets!

Folks were dropping their jaws! And boy, did I have a good laugh?

BLUES FOREVER JARE.

NOW THAT IS WHAT I CALL 'INTELIGENT' ANAYSIS, no cooked up gist llike NATEEVS DID, THE BOTTOM line is ROMAN is erratic and i don't put it past him to get rid of chelsea like tissue paper, by the time they fail again this season to get a single trophy after wasting money, THAT WILL SPELL THE END OF THE BLUES,


As of 2009, Abramovich has lost most of his fortune due to the worldwide financial crisis and his investments in a company called Evraz and is in need of national loans to save his private businesses.[2] Without help from the Russian government, amounting to US$1.8 billion, his companies would have no chance of survival.[3] In 2008 Forbes magazine ranked him as the fifteenth richest person in the world. He was also considered to be the second richest person currently living within the United Kingdom.[4] His position is likely to decline in 2009 because of his melted fortune, Abramovich is erratic and i tel you guys by the time chelsea complete a stupid 200i9 season of shame, CHELSEA WILL SOON BE SOLD LIKE CRAY FISH, and that will SPELL their DOOM, their fans go soon desert them one by one after eating their words, THE PROPHET HAS SPOKEN!! WATCH OUT!!


PROPHET OF DOOM, on this same forum you shall be ashamed to see how well Chelsea will do. And you shall be forced to eat you spit. Instead of watching football with unbiased mind you are here spreading hatered.

For haters, they shall get nothing in return than hatered. Football is a sweet game, dont let us paint it black.

@ Nateeves, you are a true blue blooded fan. So versed in everything, just the way a true chelsea fan should be. You should not mind those haters, they are scared stiff by the potentials of chelsea and thats why they will celebrate this loss like someone his wife has quadruplets but chelsea is still a potent threat anyday, let them get that into their systems.

I still do not believe it is over for us this season, we just had one bad match and that is all. The players will still pick themselves up and stand their ground, nothing spoil.

My only worry is the age of the players on the average. Attempts should be made to bring in some youngsters gradually to mix with experience.

@ switch 47, cant you be sportmanly, just a bit, if the Man U players did not laugh in the face of their Chelsea couterparts, if Fergie did not laugh at LPS, THEN ITS CHILDISH FOR YOU TO BE MAKING THOSE SHAMEFUL COMMENTS.

Only those that are chronically insecure will go out to kick a man that is down!

Chelsea were beaten very well by a superior power, but that is not the end of the frigging world if you have been watching soccer. Things like this happens everytime, what of people that got their bleeding arses whacked by the same chelsea 5-0? have they all died? Be real boy!

Just turn of your cold switch.

colly:
Am highly disappointed in Rafa. Very poor tactics and for crying out loud we don't need Lucas in our first team. Rafa the foolish gaffer plays a lousy Lucas in a very vital position and thats why whenever Lucas plays badly, our performance is always below par. We need another player besides Alonso who can link up our midfield with our attack better than that sulky lucas and wtf was Kuyt doing alone upfront when Torres, keane and Babel are on bench, kuyt doesnt do well upfront but performs better on the right, Riera who was our best player on the pitch was hauled off instead of an inconfident Lucas. Rafa get a bloody playmaker if u want the league cup and demote that boy lucas, El Zhar will even perform better than him. Bleep Lucas, Bleep Rafa, UP Liverpool. YNWA

Would you have said these before the match?

(Thinking aloud) is there really no way we can rig this vote
like we use to do with all our other polls in real life

In real life, Kano would have up to 40 million REGISTERED Nairalanders and every one will shout foul till we get tired and go to sleep.

tcherokee:
I am actually suprised that apart from lagos, the majority of nairalanders seem to be abroad. Dudes and Dudettes, you should really go back home u know

And you are posting from where? Why not lead the exodus and return home first, that is if you can still trace your village road I hear that the tree you used to locate your juction has been cut down, now it will be more difficult to return abi?

How can people be posting from bayelsa when terrorists sorry, militants are busy chasing the police around, there are more important things than browsing the web.