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Family / Re: Her Boyfriend Won't Reveal His Surname And Age by Irk(m): 1:28am On Jun 14, 2012
As a matter of fact,she may be dealing with a ghost who had died many years back and who is afraid to disclose his real id lest he's discovered. My advice to your/your friend is that when next your/her meets with him,you just have to insist on having these details and if he still refuses,its better to call it quits and go for a serious deliverance..
Politics / Re: Will You Vote For Gej In 2015? by Irk(m): 11:44pm On Jun 07, 2012
i cant begin to fathom that with all thats happening in this country, some people still feel he's the man. He has clearly shown that this country can and has overwhelmed him. Instead of the fresh air his campaign promised, we are faced with a putrifying smell in the air... In short, Uncle Jona nor work abeg !
Politics / Re: Owerri Vs Port Harcourt: Which Is More Developed And Planned? by Irk(m): 12:16pm On Mar 18, 2012
Well,I havnt been to Owerri but from what I've seen and heard of Ph,its got to be handed to them.. Its bigger,busier and more populated than Owerri. Hell,Owerri isnt even known for anything specific. With this in mind,the hat tips in favour of Portharcourt...
Religion / Re: Members Of Church Of Satan Meets Here by Irk(m): 12:04pm On Mar 18, 2012
This is a further proof that the word has really spun off its axis... For Chrissakes,why should this even be pasted here?? Pls be wise folks. God will hide his own,Amen
TV/Movies / Re: Which Is The Cartoon Of Alltime by Irk(m): 12:18am On Mar 12, 2012
Without any modicum of doubt,Tom and Jerry does it for me... The best of all time
Islam for Muslims / Re: Is Beard-keeping A Tradition For Muslims? by Irk(m): 11:37am On Mar 11, 2012
In reply to the main issue for this discuss,beard keeping among the islamic folks is not compulsory-not by any means- It is only done because a bearded man suggests the look of a sage(a wrong impression though)
Literature / A Dialogue by Irk(m): 10:44am On Oct 15, 2011
Are you there?
Do you remember me?
Am I qualify to talk to you?
I know I have been gone too long and I deserve your wrath but please let me have just one talk.


God have you seen my world?
Have you seen what my world has turned to?
Have you seen the impious nature of your creatures?
I want to be with you up there.
Are you even up or with us here?
May be you are not even living, please forgive my human reasoning.


Dear God, bequeath to us your gift of salvation and forgiveness.
Forgive me for being a human,
forgive me for talking to you,
forgive me for begging for forgiveness,
forgive me for even knowing that I have sinned.
And I hope you forgive me for the things yet to be done.


I await your reply.
Your reply, either positive or otherwise.


Yours humanly,, ME.
Romance / Re: What Kind Of A Man Makes A Woman Cry? by Irk(m): 10:38am On Oct 15, 2011
Slim may Allah in his mercifull grace, curse you and rip off your pubicle and scrotum sacs and balls, Nonsense!
Food / Re: Can A Woman Cook A Delicious Soup With N500? by Irk(m): 10:12am On Oct 15, 2011
It depend on both the soup u want and the person cooking the soup.

1. If its one of the senators or politicians u asked this question, they will tell u with all alacrity that it will cost them #2bn.

2. If its a soup like correct banga soup(with all accessories), then it will cost like #1,500.

/dats my opinion/
Business / Re: The Removal Of Fuel Subsidy Is Good? by Irk(m): 10:01am On Oct 15, 2011
Nairaland moderators always act stupid!, U guys have asked this question both directly and indirectly, Pls if u guys are out of ideas just close down the site or start posting porn on it, /dats my opinion/
Politics / Re: You Are President! What Do You Do First? by Irk(m): 8:50pm On Oct 14, 2011
I will make education a priority and deport as many AMERICANS as possible!,
Celebrities / Re: The Steve Jobs Scam: Too Bad ! by Irk(m): 2:22am On Oct 10, 2011
U re a bastard!, There can be no two ways, Steve Job indeed
Celebrities / Re: Banky W Caught Red Handed: Peeing On The Street (Pic) by Irk(m): 7:04am On Oct 09, 2011
I weep for all of u who okayed this sordid act being executed by someone who is a role model to so many youths!, Imagine if Lucky Dube has been peeing on the street of South Africa will it be the developed country it is today?. Some of we youth are to ignorant and we lack parental guidance therefore lacking morals. How can you say he is being natural?, I wonder if u even know the meaning of that word "NATURAL"!,
Sports / Our Fault by Irk(m): 4:31pm On Oct 08, 2011
What would you consider to be the problem of our dear nation, Nigeria?
Politics / Re: Are Acn Governors Over Hyped? Are They Different From The Usual Naija Politician by Irk(m): 11:40am On Oct 08, 2011
ACN politicians, They are all good pretenders who are only pursuing personal interest and capitalizing on Nigerians curiosity for a change of government and will even do worse when in full power!!!,
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: I Hate Watching Barcelona Play. by Irk(m): 3:23pm On Oct 07, 2011
I av noticed something about nairalanders!, They are all prejudice infested bastards.a. How can u say watching FCB play makes u feel bored?. Remember sometimes ago when Real Madrid, AC Milan, Ajax, and even United use to play good football? Nobody hate them,now that Barca is doing theirs u start vomiting cabbage from ur mouth!, Better support them.
Webmasters / Re: Google Is Making You Dumber by Irk(m): 3:05pm On Oct 07, 2011
Whoever posted this is a standard bastard and a corporate fool who is after personal greed and a hypocrite. U guys just want to spoil ur dreams because trying to paint Google black is a suicide mission, Shut up am not through! A word of advise to you guys is that u should write a 4000 page apology essay to Google organization, FOOLS
Webmasters / Re: Google Nigeria Now Available In Pidgin English ("Google Naija") by Irk(m): 2:52pm On Oct 07, 2011
Why are you guys so dumb? Pidgin English didn't start in Africa not to say Nigeria. Pls that notion that it is left to we (Nigeria) to start creating local websites should be discarded because countries like Portugal and Brazil speaks pidgin and they will even take it as a task to make the Google pidgin site a very good one. So the stuff has little or nothing to do with 9ja
Politics / Re: Reps To Spend N2.5bn On Committees Vehicles by Irk(m): 12:47pm On Oct 07, 2011
God oh!!!!!!, What is this? Pls I can't believe these bastards even have the alacrity to announce this 2 us. May Jarastafarai rip off their balls one by one!, Ole!!!
Politics / Re: Reps To Spend N2.5bn On Committees Vehicles by Irk(m): 12:41pm On Oct 07, 2011
God oh!!!!!!, What is this? Pls I can't believe these bastards even have the alacrity to announce this 2 us. May Jarastafarai rip off their balls one by one!, Ole!!!
Phones / Re: Which Phone Sells More Presently Nokia Or Black Berry? by Irk(m): 5:37pm On Oct 06, 2011
I think Nokia still got the call!, Nokia still has the highest sales in Nigeria and I even doubt if BB takes a second position, Freeman

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Computers / Re: Seek Change @ Www.tonikruzreports..com by Irk(m): 7:43pm On Sep 12, 2011
This is really encouraging and with more efforts like this, i think individuals especially we the youth can influence policy and govt as a whole, It is definitely a welcome devt for me
Family / Re: The Diary Of An Unborn Child. . . by Irk(m): 8:40am On Jul 12, 2011
this is a masterpiece, Perfect
Celebrities / Re: 2face To Appear On Mo’nique Show by Irk(m): 8:21am On Feb 07, 2011
Congrats 2babs, Just go there and handle ur stuff. Haters should commit suicide
Phones / Re: What The Hell Is MTN PayGo? by Irk(m): 7:10am On Jan 22, 2011
Mtn is authoritative
Music/Radio / Re: Worst Songs Of 2010. by Irk(m): 7:04pm On Dec 28, 2010
All the tracks by Timaya
Politics / Re: Pastor Adeboye Prays For President Jonathan - Picture & Video by Irk(m): 5:56pm On Dec 20, 2010
He needs it
Politics / Re: What Made Nigeria So Populated by Irk(m): 7:40am On Dec 17, 2010
Lack of good family planning which is due to illiteracy.
Literature / Re: Books On The Nigerian Civil War. by Irk(m): 7:37am On Dec 17, 2010
Girls at war & half of a yellow sun
Literature / Re: Novel Readers! Can U Remember Ur First? by Irk(m): 7:35am On Dec 17, 2010
Mine is Sons and Lovers by D.H Lawrence. Cool
Music/Radio / Re: Your Favourite Nigerian R'n'b Artiste by Irk(m): 6:12am On Dec 16, 2010
2baba

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