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Ola one: Hahahahahaha. Let me call Stranger. He is a doctor in Manhattan now.

You went AWOL, I know what happened.

I'm not mad really. I think.

I just wonder how you were able to be Ola and start all over and stuff. Lol. I know Fstranger is a doctor. I'm sure he's a very good one. Lol. What am I saying? You're one and the same!

Ola one: Hahaaahaha.
Under the carpet then. Or laminate flooring. Or tile sef

How do you that? Be so different with each moniker?

Ola one: NB? She scared me off with magun this magun that

"Ask her/them" I just didn't get that. I didn't mean anything nefarious about you and NB. Lol.

She scared you with Magun?

I am so

Ola one: Hahahaha.


Don't mind Ola. BTW, you went AWOL, what happened?

If you think you can sweep this under the rug, you're c-ray-zyyyyy.

For real!

Ola one:

Wasn't me! Ask her/them

Who's "her"? Not NB oh?

Ola one: Hahahah.
I was naive

What does that mean? Seriously, I don't get it.

I didn't know why you asked. So, who was naive here?

No one - I repeat - not once did I see any reference to what the "F" in Fstranger meant.

Then you referred to him as "Forum Stranger."

Lord have mercy!

Remember the day I wished FStranger a belated happy birthday? And you were like, Isale, how you take know about Stranger's birthday?

God punish devil!

Ola one: Kai! Eleda ooo

Who be dat, abeg?


Singing "wasn't me"

Ola one: Stranger is moi cool bro/friend

Where is everyone? This is B-I-GGGGG!

I'm gonna have a mind-melt.

Ola one: Free me oooooo.

You and Akiolu don share Ishakole from Intercontinental Hotel. No be so?

I cannot even handle the possibility that I am right.

This is too much for even me to configure. It took many hints and evidence and even outright DISMISSED confession. But now I am convinced sha. Yes, I am talking from both sides of my mouth.

I no dey look for trouble from my friends (of which you are no longer one) sha. Make I drop it.

You got some 'splaining to do to the lovely person(s) you harassed for 3 damn years!


Naijababe, your manly engineering footballing mind following all these?

Katsumoto, who's paranoid now?!


Whatthehell is Ishakole?

OAM4J: stop all these and make available items for sacrifices at once.

Katsumoto: Like OAM4J stated, you need to perform a ritual.

Go and bring - a 3 legged goat, a pregnant snake, a drunk monkey, 6 spider legs, and 12 dozen free range eggs.

1) If you insist.
https://farm3.staticflickr.com/2141/2550710284_6c70a89a3e_z.jpg
We're not gonna eat that orisa goat, are we?

2) Whatdaheil! Hmmm. BRB.

3) I couldn't find a drunken monkey; Will a glue-sniffing ganja-pcp smoking deranged gorilla do?
https://www.nairaland.com/coogar
Come on, you've read his posts.

4) I couldn't find any spiders today.
Can I substitute this things - centipede millipede whatever.
Here! (Trouble loading photo. Sorry.)
It was crawling around near the bathtub. Gross! I will tear off the legs now.

5) What kind of eggs?

Katsumoto: It appears OAM4J and Larai have realized that you can't truly test prowess through a vacuous medium.

Inter-resting.

Lemme turn the attention to others so I can save my own skin:

If my guilt is based on my absence, these others have also been very much MIA:

Idowuogbo the badosky ITself!

Ajanlewolf NL most esteemed absentee mod.

Oluwo Kilode.

OlaOne the most inexplicable FStranger?


I'll save the rest until I need them. One sacrificial lamb at a time.

OAM4J: hmnnnn it's outing time. lemme out some people

ileke-idi = tpia

isale-gan2 = desola

katsumoto = sagamite

mukina2 = militia/almaondjoy/blazay/bootyonme

debosky = kosovo

ola one = fstranger

ajanlekoko = mr-cork

blacksta = 190

dayokanu = beaf

OAM4J = Seun (that is why u all should believe me)

Yes I believe it. 2 years later.

Katsumoto: Go and bring the items that you were requested to provide.

I plead Not Guilty, sire. I do not accept the judgment nor the punishment imposed. I wish to face my accuser(s).

Come on Kats! This is not cool.

Katsumoto: Abandonment

Laiyelaiye.

LAILAI!

Never ever in this life would I abandon you to the vagaries of this world.

Prove it!

Katsumoto: Like OAM4J stated, you need to perform a ritual.

Go and bring - a 3 legged goat, a pregnant snake, a drunk monkey, 6 spider legs, and 12 dozen free range eggs.

Why?

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]please my brother. when discussing slavery of Africans, i consider it unwise to portray the bible in good light. the very book that was the root cause of this mass deportation of our ancestors brothers and sisters.

give some other example next time. Like slavery under the Romans.[/quote]I wasn't using the bible as a reference for justice or inspiration for abolitionists. I am simply saying that slavery in the Americas was even worse compared to what is relayed therein. I mean, we all know that the slave-mongers 'baptised' our ancestors' 'soulless' kin before sending them to their doom.

OAM4J: I will not speak much while angry... but am sure you know you need to offer sacrifices of appeasements, else we redefine friendship.

That's why you're the cool-headed gentle mod that keeps Nairaland roiling rolling. Seriously I don't know what I did. Wrong.

We'll talk another time.

Katsumoto: Que?

Ah! An angry face.

Is there something off with the cosmos? Is someone operating a smear campaign against moi?

An angry face suits you not at all, omotokayowale.

sexkillz: [color=#000030]Done. [/color]

sexkillz: [color=#000030]O se gaaaan. [/color]

As I live and breathe!

Katsumoto: Hmmmm Isale Gan2

Na wa o. Its been a minute.

Show your face please. Pronto!

[quote author=PAGAN 9JA]African slavery was definitely different from european slavery. African slavery was never based on racism and the need to crush human dignity and religious conversion, cultural/identity destruction, mass-systematic torture/rape.etc.

I can assure you that THIS didnt exist in West African slavery :[/quote]You're right. Even slavery in the bible wasn't anything like slavery in the Americas. Slaves didn't have to give up their children, and they could legally marry, etc. The word "slave" is not even bad enough to intimate the treatment of those oppressed beings in antebellum USA and during reconstruction. They were treated worse than domesticated dogs.

I give up.


Did you all find a 4th mod for the Ijongbon section?

I thought NduChuckybaby would be good for it sha.

OAM4J:

Oga OAM4J, Whatzdamata?

The moderator of moderators.
The oko (betrothed) gbogbo awon omoge of nairaland.
The man with a million entries in his black book.
The gentleman player of Epetedo.
Heh? Whatizzit nau?


Katsumoto, I see you o. I'll get you later.

Katsumoto: The concept of piety is alien to you being that most pastors and senior imams are rich in Nigeria. Fela captured the reality in 'Coffin for head of state'. How rich are Catholic priests or Buddhist monks? A life in servitude to God's work requires servitude.

Which "Imams are rich in Nigeria"? Cashumondo no go kill me with laugh o.

[quote author=ndu_chucks]La ilaha illa Allah - There is no God but the Almighty. He that has ears, let him/her hear.

Orun apandi awaits Kafiris[/quote]Ndu_Chucks, I'm sorry you are so opposed to African traditional religions. Just like you and Aregbesola, I also am a Muslim. But, I, as well as the trail-blazing governor, have a deep and abiding respect for our cultural beliefs.

So much so that I have indeed made it known that I would have no problem raising little Isale in Ifa if her daddy were to be an adherent.

I see nothing wrong with orunmila, Obatala, Sango and all the other gods and the Ifa principle. There is nothing wrong with appreciating our own. I think the future to African advancement and genuine independence will lie in a movement to re-claim our true history and way of life.

Believing other peoples' creation myth is the beginning of true colonisation. Colonisation of the mind and self-image.

Afam4eva: This is a right step in the right direction. We have to start being Africanists first before anything.

Agreed. I love what Aregbesola is doing. The O.P. really missed road this time, huh? He probably should have kept with the typical - a thread accusing Rauf of being a Boko Haramite.

Aregbesola ti di baba, won d'ite kiri
Okunrin d'ite titi titi, ko ri fila de s'ori
Obinrin d'ite titi titi, ko ri gele we s'ori
Aregbesola mi ti di baba, won d'ite kiri.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wkxDOlm7GEQ

Ndu_Chucks nko?

or

Naptu.

If they're interested.

Pagan9ja is good people.

[quote author=Dudu_Negro]Ill be in touh with you this weekend sometime. Count me in.[/quote]

I hope you know that I also plan to develop a script and produce a historical movie about the Yoruba kingdom and a great Yoruba king.

I am just doing my due diligence now so I don't have to sue you later. Mel Gibson will direct my EPIC movie. I'm serious.

Peace out.

Oahray: Poor Tahiti

who let the chicks into the football thread?

i'm kidding!

toshmann: Can someone pls tell this ESPN commentator to shut the f-ck up and stop disparaging my super eagles, the african champions

hmmm. watching bbc stream. i think i will go watch espn/3. thanks.