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Politics / Re: Ortom Debunks News Of Ministerial Nomination By President Tinubu by Iseoluwani: 10:33am On Jul 01, 2023
Hoilgbegiri:


After voting you deny same as shouting sai baba with dirty teeth

Typical Yoruba betrayer

Frustrated human being
Get a life

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Politics / Re: Ortom Debunks News Of Ministerial Nomination By President Tinubu by Iseoluwani: 9:05am On Jul 01, 2023
Ministerial appointment for a useless gov, slave to Fulani .

That ministry is in trouble



Joke of the new month
Radarada
Politics / Re: Ex-service Chiefs To Get Four Bulletproof Suvs, 20 Domestic Aides, 36 Soldiers by Iseoluwani: 8:11am On Jul 01, 2023
We are just in a wrong country

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Travel / Re: UK Skilled Worker Visa / Health And Care Worker Visa / Qualified Teacher Route by Iseoluwani: 8:43pm On Jun 30, 2023
Pls m a newbie here, study route has almost crippled my friend..

Can someone guide him applying for caregiver or FEDERAL SKILLED WORK
Politics / Re: Armed Forces Hold Parade For Pres. Tinubu On His Return To Nigeria (pics/video) by Iseoluwani: 9:46pm On Jun 28, 2023
Alba3:
He's their Commander-in-Chief they can do anything they like to honour him to šŸŒ¶ļø you guys.
After all, He's visiting his state for the first time since his inauguration as president.

Stale
Politics / Re: Armed Forces Hold Parade For Pres. Tinubu On His Return To Nigeria (pics/video) by Iseoluwani: 3:03pm On Jun 28, 2023
So they have been reduced to this exercise

So Everytime he travels , they will hold parade for him

Continue

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Travel / Re: Cost Of A Nigeria International Passport by Iseoluwani: 9:11pm On Jun 27, 2023
Zyzman:


Iā€™m thinking about waiting till end of the year or early next year


Village people whispering in your ears.


Better collect it
Autos / Re: Proof Of Ownership Certificate: FG Imposes N1,000 Annual Fee On Motorists by Iseoluwani: 2:15pm On Jun 27, 2023
Taxes and levies

Tinubu is showing his character, just like lagos.

Lagos will always be first to support stuffs like this..

Lagos is actually tinubu business

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Sports / Re: Chelseaā€™s Kalidou Koulibaly Just Completed His Move To Al Hilal by Iseoluwani: 9:31pm On Jun 26, 2023
Ashleyokeneye:

Kalidou Koulibaly is a professional footballer who plays as a centre-back for Saudi Professional League club Al Hilal and the Senegal national team. Koulibaly began his professional club career with French team Metz in 2010, before moving to Belgian club Genk in 2012, winning the Belgian Cup in his first season. Kalidou Koulibaly has become the latest Chelsea player to move to Saudi Arabia after the defender completed a transfer to Al-Hilal for an undisclosed fee.

Senegal captain Koulibaly moved to England last summer from Napoli on a four-year deal in a transfer worth Ā£34m. The centre-back went on to make 32 appearances for Chelsea during a difficult season, but has now departed Stamford Bridge. A club statement read: "We would like to thank Kalidou for his contributions on and off the pitch during his time at Stamford Bridge and wish him well for the next stage of his career.

Koulibaly, who is widely regarded as one of the best defenders in the world, had been linked with several other top European clubs before joining Al Hilal. His signing is considered a major coup for the club, who are looking to strengthen their squad ahead of the new season. The 32-year-old defender had spent six years at Chelsea, where he established himself as one of the best defenders in the Premier League. During his time at the club, he won two Premier League titles, one FA Cup, and one League Cup.
Koulibaly's move to Al Hilal is expected to be a significant boost for the Saudi Arabian team, who are hoping to challenge for domestic and continental honors. With his experience and quality, he is expected to make an immediate impact for the team and help them achieve their goals.

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U must be high on pawpaw. Koulibaly 6years at Chelsea. In your father house abi. Just do copy and paste
Politics / Re: 2023 UTME: UNILORIN, UNILAG, LASU, Emerge Most Preferred Nigerian Universities by Iseoluwani: 9:01pm On Jun 26, 2023
Let me tell you why


University of Ilorin, Kwara State (73,749)ILORIN runs a very fast curriculum hence they are no 1. 2NDLY MUSLIMS FROM SOUTH WEST GAIN ADMISSION HERE WITH EASE UNLIKE MR DAVID OR Mr Abraham. Note. Muslims are more dominant even in south west

University of Lagos (61,606) Lagos is seen as big boy hence picked

Lagos State University, Ojo. Lagos State (55,954) same with LASU. FOR RECORD PURPOSE, MOST LAGOS INDIGENES PICKED LASU. LASU DOESNT JOKE WITH QUOTA SYSTEM

Federal University, Oye-Ekiti, Ekiti State (53,235) it's a new university, youngest of them, with good lab and new stuffs hence learning becomes easier, FUOYE becomes alternative to Eksu my school which is expensive.

Unversity of Benin, Benin City, Edo State (48,026)
Edo State is an inland state in central southern Nigeria. It is bounded in the north and east by Kogi State, in the south by Delta State and in the west by Ondo State. So it's like a uni that , u don't want to go to north, tried of west but can't go to EAST. IN 2018 IT WAS THE 2ND BEST UNI BY NUC. some young chaps explore uniben because of its cultism culture.

University of Nigeria, Nsukka, Enugu State (43,660)
An ibo man will want one of his sons or daughter to attend this sch .

Obafemi Awolowo University, Ile-Ife, Osun State (41,959) Same with this school. Despite incessant strikes, people still rush their wards there because of its name GREAT OAUITES. ILYA DU WORLD

Nnamdi Azikiwe University, Awka, Anambra State (41,759) IF IT IS NOT UNN, then it must be this. Igbo amaka

Nigerian Defence Academy, Kaduna, Kaduna State (41,323). A village in the north must have uniform men, hence they send their people there. Mostly northerner apply for this sch more rather than the conventional school, so if they fail ABU THIS IS SURE

University of Ibadan, Ibadan, Oyo State (41,134)
We were told UI IS THE BEST and we keep telling our younger ones same, so they naturally want the best, hence high application


Goodnight

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Car Talk / Re: Car by Iseoluwani: 8:21pm On Jun 26, 2023
ahiboilandgas:
any v8 na suicide for 540 fuel is like marrying 4 jobless wives

I laff tire for this comment grin grin
Travel / Re: Lightening Bolt Strikes Plane Full Of Passengers by Iseoluwani: 8:12pm On Jun 26, 2023
Kenneth4u205:
TINUBU disaster everywhere even in America

Don't be unfortunate in life

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Travel / Re: Lightening Bolt Strikes Plane Full Of Passengers by Iseoluwani: 8:12pm On Jun 26, 2023
Jeez
Crime / Re: Usman Buda: Mob Beats Butcher To Death Over Alleged Blasphemy In Sokoto State by Iseoluwani: 3:17pm On Jun 26, 2023
talented321:
Why are muslims always behaving like animals.
Nigeria need to wipe all this religions away, if not this nonsense will escalate to big war in this country just that christians are quiet and only good at making noise.
.

Why are Muslims behaving like animals AS IF THEY ARE NOT BEFORE

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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester City Captain Ilkay Gundogan Joins Barcelona On Two-year Contract by Iseoluwani: 2:41pm On Jun 26, 2023
Lol
Religion / Re: The Hate On White Garment Churches by Iseoluwani: 11:48am On Jun 25, 2023
akaahs:

Ibdo

I don't know u hut God bless u. They won't agree with the hard truth, they ll always fine a way to justify their shallow mind.

Did you see the response FxMasterz

M sure u did not
Religion / Re: The Hate On White Garment Churches by Iseoluwani: 11:47am On Jun 25, 2023
FxMasterz:


I can see that you're already deep in white garment practices. You're probably a strong leader there. Nothing I tell you would move you because your belief in the things you do is deeply entrenched.

Now, let me answer your Questions.

1. The raised hands of Moses was what God intended to use at that point in time to bring victory to Israel. God wanted him in one way or the other to participate in that battle and make the Israelites know for certain that their swords was not responsible for their victory.

Psalm 44:3

For they got not the land in possession by their own sword, neither did their own arm save them: but thy right hand, and thine arm, and the light of thy countenance, because thou hadst a favour unto them."

The message was very clear. Moses also got to understand that he is not self-sufficient. Take note of the fact that it was just a one-time occurrence. It never happened again. They didn't make it a rule for regular war practice. It was simply a message and it remained so. Do not compare this event with regular practices of the white garment churches.

2. When Elisha told the king Jehoash to hit the ground with his arrows in 2kings 13, remember that in verse 16, the prophet put his hands on the king's hands. This is the important part of that passage because the prophet was about to give the king a prophetic prayer that he was not worthy of. The king like his father was not serving God but he wanted to benefit from God. Rather than issue him a word of prophesy for Victory, the prophet can only offer up prophetic prayers and he must use his own hands to decide his own fate. That's exactly what happened. Any victory the king got was not because he was worthy but because God decided to overlook his deeds and have respect to the prophet and his anointing. However, by striking the ground just 3 times, he sealed his own fate. This does not justify anything that white garment churches do.

3. Jesus spitting on the ground was as He was directed to do at that particular moment for that particular man. The man was born blind. Tradition has it that he did not even have eyes. As in there were no eyes in those sockets. It was all skin covering that part of his face. The miracle in that John 10 was a special miracle. Jesus was literally creating new eyes in order to give sight to that man. What He did there was as instructed by the Holy Spirit. Remember He said, "I can of my own self do nothing." The actions were just for that particular occasion. The disciples who took up the ministry after Christ didn't make anything of it. Their activities are fully recorded in the book of Acts. They never had to indulge in any of those things you guys do to cast out devils, heal the sick, make the lame to walk or even raise the dead. The church had existed for almost 2,000yrs before white garment churches came into being. Those practices of yours never existed in christiendom. What do you think you know better than the Apostles?

Jesus is our ultimate example, and the Bible is our guide. Do it the way they did it. You would have the same results they had. It's just as simple as that. Why burn candles or wash anyone's head in rivers? Are you herbalists?

4. The blood flow from the woman with the issue of blood was not responsible for drawing power from the Lord Jesus. It was her faith. Through her faith, power was released from the Lord for her healing, and Christ knew that power got out of Him. Her menstrual blood didn't defile Jesus or spoil His anointing. I'm aware that you guys have
certain restrictions for women during their mensural periods. Like a herbalist, you think a touch from them would spoil things. It was not so with Christ. He was glad the woman touched Him. He approved of the touch and said "daughter, be not afraid, your faith has made you whole." If mensuration does not constitute a pollution to the Apostles of Christ (Acts 15}, why should it matter to any part of the body of Christ? Except that part has another Lord which is not Jesus.

See, the Bible is plain and straight forward. Trying to use unrelated scriptures to justify weird practices does not bring you into any good standing before God.

Even Paul who brought the gospel to us gentiles said [/b]be ye my imitators as I am of Christ Jesus.[/b] 1Cor. 11;1-2 (Paraphrased).

Tell me who you're imitating with your strange practices because it's obviously not the Lord Jesus, neither Paul nor any of the Apostles of the Lamb.

Thank you so much,
Thank you for beautiful interpretation

Such superstitious set of people

BIBLICAL HERMENEUTICS IN A SIMPLE FORM

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Religion / Re: The Hate On White Garment Churches by Iseoluwani: 11:32am On Jun 25, 2023
paxonel:
My question about white garments is, what are the significance of the white garments and walking bare foot on streets?

And, is it really true that white garment churches put people's names in a bottle of ogogoro and cause them to behave drunk according to what that pastor said?

Some demonic ones do such but not the good one.

My mother died as MOTHER CELESTIAL. But I am not, Cele people will understand. I never attend her church. But I never castigated them. Their hymns are wonderful but some people have perpetrated evil with the name of the church

2ndly this church cele and even cerubium have refused to grow or rather majority of the church have refused to grow spiritually in their teaching. Look at PROPHET Israel oladele GENESIS TEACHING, you will agree with me that his teaching are different most of the celestial prphet. Read what is in the bible and say it verbatim. You see pentecostal pastors , their msgs how redefined and loaded.

The issue of heirachy has caused a lot of disjointed issues in the church.
And not only cele or cerubium SOME CHURCHES TOO . They need to grow up.

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Wagner Turn From Terrorist Group To Freedom Fighters Back To Terrorist Group by Iseoluwani: 8:18am On Jun 25, 2023
OkwuMajesty:
An overview of the daily events in the war between Russia and Ukraine. What a strange day yesterday, what began as an apparent Coup d'Ć©tat in Russia by Prigozhin, ended in a strange retreat of the Wagner leader.

After the Wagner leader retriever the Western media who as of early Saturday referred to them as "Freedom fighters'' are now calling the "Terrorist group''

Awon werey . West werey

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Religion / Re: See The Hilarious Prayer Request Of Lady During Live Prayers Service by Iseoluwani: 6:38pm On Jun 22, 2023
She needs to be called out and flogged

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Sports / Re: Kai Havertz: Arsenal Agree Ā£65m Deal With Chelsea For German Forward by Iseoluwani: 5:47pm On Jun 21, 2023
ravensckar:
Kai Havertz; the FASTEST SLOW player in the world. cheesy cheesy

Even on Playstation 4, dude is still useless. cheesy cheesy


U killed it grin grin grin
Politics / Re: Profile Of Maj-Gen Taoreed Abiodun Lagbaja, Chief Of Army Staff by Iseoluwani: 7:45am On Jun 20, 2023
Sha do the needful
Autos / Re: N1,200,000 or Less Tokunbo Cars by Iseoluwani: 8:30pm On Jun 18, 2023
azeezkahn:
The below Toyota avensis verso 7 seaters is for sale pls if interested call 07033823814

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Foreign Affairs / Re: Havard Medical School Morgue Manager Accused Of Selling Body Parts (Pictures) by Iseoluwani: 3:58pm On Jun 15, 2023
Is he from Nigeria


He dey sell am for Yahoo boys
Car Talk / Re: Saving Up For Your Dream Car by Iseoluwani: 3:39pm On Jun 14, 2023
nifemi25:
Saving gradually isn't hard but the tenure in which the money will be completed...... I have the intention of buying a used corolla worth 1.6million and I earn 60k per month as a family man. How long do you think my savings can get me my choice of car ?

You are not alone
Celebrities / Re: Excited Chef Frames Texts Of Order Davido Placed In Her Restaurant (Pix, Video) by Iseoluwani: 3:29pm On Jun 14, 2023
grin

Too much wahala in this country
Romance / Re: My Fiancee Is Acting Funny These Days by Iseoluwani: 2:41pm On Jun 13, 2023
uzomakanaki:
Fellow nairalanders, please I need advice from matured minds in this group.

I'm in a two year relationship with my woman, we're both working. I'm 34 while she's 27. My montly salary and commision is over 200k with other side hustle i do that bring in funds for me, i also just got a car i want to register with bolt/uber to still bring in funds in my free time.

My fiancee on the other hand is earning 75k monthly. I take good care of her needs and makes sure she doesn't lack anything I can afford.

We both plan to settle down by December.

Sometimes last month she missed her period, after the test we discovered she's 5 weeks pregnant.

I'm against abortion because of the dangers involved in the aftermath, i suggested she keep the baby while I come and see her family and do some necessary things before the main wedding. But she insisted in aborting the baby, reason being that she can't be pregnant and be working. Unless I place her on a monthly salary.

She has aborted the baby and had complications because of the quack nurse that performed the abortion. I spent a lot to make her back on her feet

I'm gradually losing interest in the relationship cos that single act of her. I've kept this to myself.

I just need advice on how to handle this. Cos I'm already fed up with her with her recent disrespect and the way she talks to me anyhow even in public.

She is tired
You are probably not the owner of the baby. Let her go

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Politics / Re: Details Of The Student Loan Bill Signed By President Tinubu by Iseoluwani: 7:04pm On Jun 12, 2023
grin
Religion / Re: Mercy Chinwo Now Charges N10m To Perform In Churches ā€“ Rev. Fr. Oluoma by Iseoluwani: 12:06pm On Jun 12, 2023
babakb:


Stale, Islam remains the fastest growing religion across the world.

Come back to the path of your creator and cherisher, Allah the Al mighty the Wise.

Allah is just a moon god of the worshippers of baal.thats why there is always a crescent representing the religion. And you gullible people face a particular part of the earth to worship the mumu.

Now listen dumb...ass how do expect a religion that came 3000yrs after christ to be right. We know who we serve. Your uncle moha..mmad even claimed he does not know where he is going.

F***k off
Food / Re: Photos Of Crocodile And Monitor Lizard Caught By My Brother And I by Iseoluwani: 6:55am On Jun 12, 2023
Modified
FTC. OPOOR YEYE
eyin fans me oya show me love

Normal thing
Kill am chop


This op is either a police man, or an ex convict
See as e tie animal like say them take him money

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Car Talk / Re: Ever Ordered A Car Abroad While In Nigeria & It Worked? Share Ur Experience by Iseoluwani: 5:21pm On Jun 11, 2023
Gbam

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