₦airaland Forum

Last and final phase of the plan.
The creation of a commission in the mould of NDDC to secure some of the cash vote to the NORTH.
Plan well thought out, implementation and closure was shoddy but completion finally arrives.
Well done our astutely smart Northern political strategist.

With so much domestic violence; and the continued abuse of the term "REAL MAN"

Please I seek the definition, attribute if you like, of what a modern real man should be or become associated with.

MOD this is very serious, as it will help some of our young men to know what the ladies consider as "real man"
and for the ladies it will help disabuse their minds from what they have come to mouth-off or mouthed severally that they have come to believe to be true....


So guys and ladies, I pop the question again.....what does REAL MAN mean?


MOD move to front page please for education purposes, maybe we just might help a brother, stud, honk, diva, lady, vixen or girl in need.

2012 one man looked ahead, and knew instantly that in order to get out of the financial quagmire 3 and more years ahead he would need to take the tough decision to remove the fuel subsidy....X years later we are borrowing to meet our financial obligations as per remuneration of civil servant plus bailing the states who have no other source of income but the FG.

So much indeed for cluelessness if you ask me.

Lagos, Kano and Port-Harcourt were the epicenters for a protest that halt progress into full deregulation; meaning by now the wound inflicted by the deregulation would have healed plus it would have been bearable since the dollar exchange was predictable and buoyed by a soaring crude oil price.

These ought to have freed up cash allocated to subsidy payment and make more fund available for capital projects.

Every educated mind can read the opportunity lost and the blind can see the benefits but, the so called "progressives" in connivance with compromised NLC who serve their bellies only paralyze the economy with strikes and holding GEJ to ransom by useless demands of price reversal plus increase in minimum wage.

The media was conscripted to a sinister plan coupled with ill-gotten wealth from the son of perdition from the SS, promised Eldorado by the spinmeisters now occupying the seat of power that Petrol can sell for 40Naira not less and setting the people against the Govt. of the day.

So much for progressive. Now the old wounds are to be re-opened only that this time the wound will cut deeper as the naira is on a free fall exacerbated by a low oil price.
This can be likened to feeding the injury with bot-fly; this time it will be more painful.

Now the same promoters of 40Naira per liter of PMS, are now going about hiking the price in a surreptitious manner.

Cowards, lily-livered morrafuckers....leaders without balls afraid of the monsters they have created.

What is sauce for the geese is sauce for the gander....although this is the best move:Now who among the two-faced-PMB and Tinubu or their party APC is ready to take responsibility for this action and bell the cat....Time will tell.

But this is to teach Nigeria that rather than hop on the band wagon to demonize an idea or the person just because someone or group say so, we should check their political undertone as their advices are for cheap personal gain and liken to the Greek's horse gift to Troy.

There are always to sides to a coin:


Think of it this way

The strike will cause a force majeure for most companies.

This in turn will increase the oil prices for real and serious countries who had done all equitably possible to appease her people.

Start production of Gas and any sort of crude oil from the seven basins in Nigeria, if Niger-Delta is down, increase production from other basin to augment the shortfall

Calabar Basin
Chad Basin
Niger Basin
Benue Trough
Niger Delta Basin
Dahomey Basin
Sokoto-Bornu basin

These basins are all rich in Gas and 3 are prolific in Oil.

No project worth that money anywhere in the world last for 63months.
You can take that to the bank.

Every power engineering project can be delivered in no more than 36months.
Any thing above this will mean the technology is old by the time it is installed and the component are not available in the market for OEM replacement.

Plus it allows for contract cost renegotiation due to exchange rate difference over this time which has bugged down almost all our project, a clear departure from the past with smart project managers who can plan and execute project that will result in dividend delivery to US without the long wait and excuses.

The Minister of Transportation, Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi yesterday disclosed his involvement in the ’leaked’ secret letter written by former Governor of the Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) and now Emir of Kano, Sanusi Muhammad II to former President Goodluck Jonathan on the non-remittance of $49.8 billion from oil sale to the federation account. .

Sanusi had, in an interview with recently launched show by Forbes Africa TV “My Worst Day” with Peace Hyde, disclosed that Amaechi was responsible for leaking to Obasanjo a letter he (Sanusi) wrote to Jonathan on the “missing” $49.8 billion oil revenues.

But Amaechi in a statement signed by his media office yesterday admitted that he did so in the best interest of the country, saying the document was not leaked clandestinely as suggested in the report.

The statement read: “Our attention has been drawn to reports in the media that tends to infer and/or suggest that immediate past governor of Rivers State and now Minister of Transportation, Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi, surreptitiously and clandestinely ‘leaked’ a letter written by former Central Bank of Nigeria (CBN) governor and now Emir of Kano, Sanusi Muhammad II to then President Goodluck Jonathan on the non-remittance of $49.8 billion from oil sale to the federation account. This is further from the truth and what exactly transpired as regards Amaechi’s involvement in that Sanusi letter.

“To put the records straight, we want to categorically state that:

‘’A concerned and patriotic Nigerian who felt sufficiently troubled with what was happening then, gave a copy of the Sanusi letter to Amaechi in Amaechi’s capacity as the chairman of the Nigerian Governors’ Forum (NGF). Like Amaechi, we should appreciate that concerned Nigerian’s patriotism.

‘’When Amaechi got the letter, he spoke with Sanusi who was still the CBN governor to confirm the authenticity of the letter. Sanusi confirmed to Amaechi that he wrote the letter. During their conversation, Amaechi made it abundantly clear to the then CBN governor that the bleeding of the nation had to be stopped, all non-remitted funds remitted and that he (Amaechi) was going to use the letter to do whatever is in the best interest of the nation and Nigerians, which was the stoppage of the non-remittance and the recovery of all the non-remitted funds from oil sale. The CBN Governor didn’t agree with Amaechi on the way forward.

‘’ Considering that the letter was given to Amaechi as Chairman of the Governors’ Forum, he shared the letter with his colleague governors first, and with Senator Bukola Saraki (now Senate President), who before and around that period was doing some work or/and investigation around the oil sector in the senate.

‘’ Around that period, a delegation from the United States of America government, from the offices of the Secretaries of State and Defense visited Amaechi in Port Harcourt to discuss the issue of oil theft in Nigeria. From their records, they gave Amaechi figures of billions of dollars (about $7 billion, annually) that was being lost to oil theft in Nigeria. They were discussing the issue and figures of oil theft, and that was how the CBN governor’s letter to President Jonathan came up. In the presence of journalists covering the visit, Amaechi brought out the Sanusi letter to the visiting American delegation to buttress the point that Nigeria was losing far more money to non-remittance of proceeds from oil sale into the federation account, which everyone seemed to concur, was in itself, another form and another dimension to the issue of oil theft.

‘’ To suggest, infer or even extrapolate that Rt. Hon. Chibuike Rotimi Amaechi surreptitiously, clandestinely or underhandedly ‘leaked’ the CBN governor’s (Sanusi’s) letter is indeed most unfair, disrespectful and uncharitable to his person.

“Amaechi did what he did because he believed that the theft and corruption was just too much. He was propelled by his patriotic zeal to put Nigeria first, do what is in the best interest of the nation and Nigerians, and stop the bleeding and sucking of our collective resources by a tiny few. The mind boggling corruption revelations in the recent past, that is still ongoing clearly justifies and vindicates Amaechi’s stance on the issue and the actions he took. Faced with the same situation, under similar circumstances, Amaechi will not act differently. The good of Nigeria, putting the nation and Nigerians first, will always be his guiding principle.”

Only in an insane clime would the present minister of information and tourism be allowed to continue.

Lai Mohammed has ridiculed the country and his Govt.

Lai Mohammed and this Govt has finally made a meme out of our un-employement situation and made an open show of how bereft of ideas these present set of Ministers/Leadership are in terms of sound economic ideas to creating employment befitting of a country in a comity of 21St century Nations.


Please
#LaiMohammedMustResign

How does this equation look:

Life of a Fulani Cow=Life of a Human Being.

Am having a hard time doing the Math. Can someone with a MSc Distinction help Nigerians understand.

Reckless display of wealth at a time majority of Nigerians are reeling in pain and poverty of his party is very insensitive.

Marriage is a school with different rules....You may repeat a class but don't dare drop out of her school.

Don't seek admission if you are not ready to be a student for ever.

Ameena:
Lame write up!
Receive sense Abeg...infact I dash you sense, u obviously need it badly.

This is all you come up wih?
You know the meaning of a THOT......please do check now.

You are the gullible type. Look at Tiwa, she was even tying her her, trying so hard to look like one in distress.


Please bounce off my mention if you do not afford your sense the only thing you asked for me....Nairaland...THOT.

Do not ever quote me again.... if you cannot read think and move on.

Audi, Vide, Tace, si vis vivere in pace
Don't waste your time....i will do the translation for you.......it means See, Hear be Silent.

eph12:
Your useless quote?

Funny....only Male THOTS like you will know the smelly and useless "quotes".

Audi, Vide, Tace, si vis vivere in pace

Kposkila:
Be plain with ur comment, n make sure it's sensible.

Am sorry if you don't understand English!!

Bounce off my quote then....take your iisssh somewhere else.

eph12:
Crap crap crap. Most idiotic and uselessly sentimental analysis I have read in while.

You are just an Insta-thot of Tiwa....smell off my quote.

jumzzy448:
Hiannnn......Na wa ooooo. This your analysis get as e be.
All I know is the two of them should do what will make them happy. In fact, divorce is the better option.

Truly divorce seem to be the better option as both were living a lie.

adefizzy:
She has no point. Is she just knowing all these if they were true. the guy got broke and she couldn't bear it.

....Please ask her for me.......word!!!!

See the normal rap for image management are

1. whip up sentiment
2. play the victim
3. Look straight at the camera and give a heartfelt tears ON CAMERA- live.

Nixon did it, the Bolivian Presidential candidate did it.
It is the oldest trick off the hat of any true Image makers.



Too many loop holes in the story she told.

1. The marriage has packed up 2 months ago, but yet you were still waiting for his call patiently or calling all night through to find out where he was 2-3 days back or concerned about his wellbeing.

OH!!!, I FORGOT YOU LOVE HIM MORE THAN HE LOVES YOU AND YOU ARE WILLING TO CLING ON NONETHELESS.
PLUS YOUR PARTYING ENDED QUITE (AS I CAN REMEMBER THAT NIGHT YOU HUNG OUT YOU MAVINS CREW AS REPORTED BY THE DAILIES)EARLY SO YOU GOT HOME AND WAS ABLE TO WORRY SICK FOR HIS RETURN.


2. You have filed for a divorce yet you expected him at home 2 days back home EARLY with all the SUPER MAN keeping YOUR ish aside and carry about fatherly roles as if nothing is changing!!!?

EVERYONE KNOWS THIS AIN'T SO. THE MAN IS HUMAN HE IS NOT MADE OF STEEL. AT LEAST NOT YET.

3. He womanizes. Show me any man or woman who is not guilty about this.

I REMEMBER THIS IS THE SAME ACCUSATION HE LAID ON YOU-YOU REFUTE YOURS AND WANT THE WORLD TO BELIEVE YOURS BECAUSE YOU ARE A BIGGER STAR OR BECAUSE YOU THREATENED OR IS IT PROMISED TO USE THE POLYGRAPH?

WITH THE POLYGRAPH TIWA YOU WILL BE DISGRACED...
MY ADVICE TO YOU STAY AWAY FROM IT WITHA LONG POLE AS TRYING IT ON LIVE TV WILL BE DISASTROUS.

4. Who was famous ab initio: The dude. The dude still is respected among his friends else no broke Nigga would attracts his dudes to come to
Lekki Bridge for a rescue mission.

NIGERIA CELEBRITY DREAD BROKE NIGGAS LIKE A PLEAGUE.
BUT YET HE PULLED THE LIKES OF BANKY, OKOYES FROM THEIR HOMES FOR EMOTIONAL SUCCOUR.

ONLY THE GUYS HE ACCUSED YOU OF SLEEPING WITH DID NOT COME EVEN THOUGH THEY LIVE CLOSE TO YOU AT THE ISLAND.


5. The dude bought a car, did not pay, he bought wristwatch he did not pay what about the so many things he had paid for your broke ass when you returned from London and when you were still trying to make it.


WHEN IT IS THE GUYS MONEY, IT IS OUR MONEY
IF IT IS THE WIFES MONEY, IT IS HER MONEY


6. The whipping sentiment part...was the miscarriage. Bad as this is. It is a shame you are using your dead baby for a shameful accusation of sleeping with all the men in the entertainment industry. Grow some sense.

7. The guy has undergone so much verbal abuse.....How I know, it is embedded in her statement of her mum admonishing her to not curse, respect and not denigrate the dude all the time, the mum factor is still in doubt.

8. The truth be told, the guy found solace in the drinks, drug(if true-this I doubt very much) and keeping late night because he is in an emotional torture and avoiding you or your mum.

YOU FOUND THE GUY IS A COC ADDICT BEFORE YOU MARRIED HIM AND YOU DID NOT CALL OFF YOUR RELATIONSHIP WITH HIM?
IT SHOWS YOU WERE IN THE RELATIONSHIP FOR SELFISH REASONS WHICH HE OFFERS OR LEVERAGING ON HIS INDUSTRY REPUTATION.
NOw YOU WANT THE WORLD TO BELIEVE THE TABLE ACCORDING TO R. KELLY HAS TURNED!!! IF IT HAS AND SO F**KING WHAT. CANN'T YOU ENJOY IT ALSO---- AS IF YOU MARRIED FOR BETTER ONLY.

I can imagine the house he lives in.
Plus His action of putting some money aside may be as a result of friends and mother brainwashing Tiwa to separate business from marriage culminating in the sacking of the dude.
9. The story of cutting hair whilst the baby food is finish is so irresponsible. Tiwa will not swear that her hair/nails/Toiletries or her make-up were not done during this time.

WHO IS MORE GUILTY THEN...YOU THE MOTHER OR HIM?

the truth is that they are in the public image industry. Things like unkept hair, Bad dress sense or public slip..... and not keeping up with the jones can spoil your carreer and Rep forever.

TIWA OF ALL PEOPLE SHOULD KNOW THIS
THE BLEACHING SAGA REMINS EVERYONE
PLUS HIDING THEIR BABY'S FACE ALSO RESULTED IN A BACKLASH.

10. Not calling you in the Hospital is exaggerated am sure, as most of the times in shows like this, these artists are hardly with their phones. PAs normally pick all their calls while they perform plus the guy might be tired of the junketing like Nigerians are tired of PMB.


So many more loop holes in her version.
A woman interviewer completes the icing on the cake.

Tiwa well done for ruining your marriage....you may not need him as you may be think you have all the ish planned out and taken care of but the baby, IF HE IS THE REAL FATHER AS THE PATERNITY OF THE BABY IS IN QUESTION will surely ask for the father.

The dude will survive this, and if anything we know of him; he might just get his groove back like Stella.

biyara:
Actually Ugandans religion is 82% Christians, only 12.1% Muslims. Maybe the Christians dont want such things there.

The truth be say I for like ham if dem implement ham for 9ja.

the truth is that 9ja ladies go really need to look for another past time if the law were to be implemented back home.

Tiwa Savage Publicist on damage control.

This is a textbook damage control for yeyebrities by Image managers.

breast types -

• Very Curvaceous, firm and tight Breasts

• Round Breasts

• Pear Shaped Breasts

• Triangular Breasts

• Breast like an egg plant

• Breasts with erect nipples

• Breasts with retracted nipples

So what would be your personality if you had one of these breast types read on if you are interested.





Very Curvaceous, firm and tight breasts - were described to be like a spring board i.e. they were ready to pop out. If you have this breast type you have a keen brain, are hard working but you are unlikely to make it to the top. However you would make a good faithful wife and be good in bed.

Round breasts – may make you frigid and you may find it difficult to attain orgasm. Usually very clever you are ready to try different postures in bed and make a good housewife.

Pear shaped breasts- You will dominate your man as you are independent and have a strong mind and you are also good in bed and enjoy sex.

Triangular breasts – You are the liberated one who is beyond the convention and make great actresses or even hookers if you so desire. You can easily have quite a few partners in a day without batting an eyelid.

Breasts that are tubular or resembling egg – plant i.e. conical – You enjoy life and dominate your man and love to have sex.




Women who have erect nipples all the time are the dominating type. They love kinky and MouthAction and love to get on top of men. They are usually very generous at heart.

Women with small, retracted nipples - Their mind is always at work and calculating the next move; they play their cards very close to their chest! They seldom tell you what they are thinking. They however can help fulfill their partner’s sex fantasies!

It took him just 11months to go from 7.3 to less that 2.4 growth forecast.

It took him 11 months of uncertainty to reduce us from number one to no where near the first 50.

It took 11 months to destroy what was built in a little over 5years by GEJ.

imagine where we will be economically after 4 years.

If the past is a pointer to the future,
If indeed statistics do not tell lies
If indeed GEJ is clueless,

then am afraid we need a messiah now to at least get us out of this quagmire by PMB and his Bands of Politicians.

It is over 1 month of the Panama paper leak and still no casualty.

The Panama leak is like a rape exposed, the rapist must be punished and forfeit ill-gotten asset/wealth Simple.

It took him just 11months to go from 7.3 to less that 2.4 growth forecast.

It took him 11 months of uncertainty to reduce us from number one to no where near the first 50.

It took 11 months to destroy what was built in a little over 5years by GEJ.

imagine where we will be economically after 4 years.

If the past is a pointer to the future,
If indeed statistics do not tell lies
If indeed GEJ is clueless,

then am afraid we need a messiah now to at least get us out of this quagmire by PMB and his Bands of Politicians.

May the surgical Knife PMB is using to repair the many troubles of this country not be in preparation state for 4 years.

I do pray, the patient-Nigeria and her Organs Nigerians do not fail/die while waiting to be operated by the Chief-Surgeon in Charge, PMB.

With the ill-equipped schools churning out graduates in this country, I hope he can re-jig the educational sector or at least attract well read, experienced and brilliant planners and strategist to help him in this complex operating procedure.

Buhari, I hope there is Light for this Operations; can you please tell the Accountant to make Naira-sorry forex, available to at least buy Fuel to run the Generating Sets because the patient would die of heat soon.

Chief Surgeon, Sorry Sir. There is no Forex to buy the refined product, there is no refined product at the filling stations sir, its been scarce for over 4months now.
Yes I blame the last govt. for stealing the surgical Knives and buying these cheap ones from China.

But Sir, you just came back from China....I did and I did not sign any bilateral agreement with them as they are all corrupt.

How about the Hospital Budget Sir, nothing has been bought or changed since you took office nearly 1 year ago.

Yes my Son, I am painstakingly slow as these young corrupt doctors have padded these budget and I have to take my time to remove all the corrupt items in it.

But sir, at least save the life of the patient.....

Don't worry Zakari I blame the last Govt for this sickness and many more symptoms the patient is manifesting.

Chief-Surgeon what to do sir? place him on quarantine until we finish sorting the foundation of the sickness.

But what if he dies there, Sir!?

Then we must investigate why he should have all these money before and simply die of this common preventable diseases, Zakari!!!! infact call me the EFCC, we need to know how all the money for drugs and surgical equipment was disbursed.

Like him or hate him, I look forward to reading FFK's piece, he writes well.

Sadly, we southerners always trivialize issues that affects one part for ethnic reasons, however, the recent spread of the attacks has shown that they are well coordinated.

The ubiquity/brazen boldness of the herdsmen in recent time shows a well thought out plan or a sect emboldened by some facts only known to them and their sponsors.

The nomads must have been given assignment to cause havoc in the South-South, South-East and even the South-West as retaliation for the notion that the ravaging of the NE was sponsored by the South and aided by the nonchalance of the South-South presidency of GEJ.

Only cowards do nothing in the face of oppressions.

Social media #tagging the President to act movement must be stepped-up.

#BuhariStoptheKillingsByFulaniHerdsman

“Change is a process. Change does not happen overnight. Change can be inconvenient. Change sometimes comes with pain.

The above though.

Change is not a process in the way the APC sold it. It is departure from business as usual. A 360 turnaround from everything PDP stands for.

Change usually involve large differences not transformational.


Adesina, we need a leader who is responsible and not one that blames the predecessor and bulk passes faults well over 11months down the line.

......but I thought they said no price increase, rather they will pay subsidy of 5+ Naira.
Am really dissatisfied with the info management of this "regime"

Complete coalition of gangs of maurunders who conspired to fester Boko Haram on Nigeria and rip the benefits of a change in Govt.
In return for financial, political support for Mammoudu's re-election.
Well the jury is out.

A teenage boy was very inquisitive about the girls V.gina that he asked an elder!!!!!
Mind you, those days Elders were sages and reservoir of experience and wisdom.

Elder, Elder how to know the size of a ladies vagina.?
Lad, just look at the width of her mouth and the lips of her mouth, then you will come to know.

Still puzzled, the lad decided to confirmed this as he was at sea concerning the response of the elder.

So walking past this MILF (aunty), he could not help but stop her to ask if the elders's statement was true,

lad: Is it true auntie that the ladies' V.gina is same as the size of her mouth and the lips?

MILF: Sensing the guy might have checked out her mouth size (for she has a humungous mouth and lips to match)
She squeezed her mouth to make it look smaller and answered: "who told you?"

Guys and Ladies for the fun of it, what do you think about the Elders statement?
Or will the ladies in Nairaland do the "who told you" thing.

lol!!!!

Like seriously, what on earth was the loan taken out for, if it is not generation investment for the state?
The Governor should render account to the state assembly as well as the joint house of the National Assembly.

If not satisfactory, he should be suspended, and an impeachment process initiated as we are talking about economic-terrorism here where more than 1million life dependent on the civil service salary and the spin-off are in dire danger.

Plus the attendant problem of theft and social vices which comes from no salary.

They should check this man as bank cannot afford to loan him in the real sense of the word as his Earning Debt ratio is unacceptably high.

Almost 98%.

Dude, the Sixth thing a lady does is to size you third leg.

This is instant.

mapet:
You are a joker. Barth Nnaji and Pat Nebo and what did they leave us with? So you measure their performance on how they look in pictures when they visit power stations?

Peak power during Obasanjo government was circa 4GW. GEJ's government after billions of dollar investment declined it to less than 4GW on the average, please tell me what is in the archives to see, beyond the show of shame (case in point derelict Enugu coal power station)

some of you guys are simply more ridiculous beyond the low level reasoning I imagine. You're so shameless you don't even know what to acknowledge. A country of over 200million people and we're struggly with 4GW, when SA with less half our population are crossing the 100GW mark.

Mapet, you will not see the good GEJ did until you close your eyes to the war of propaganda by APC and open your eyes to objectivity based on the constraints and the interest group that exist in the Industry ab initio.
It is on record that the Light situation was improved greatly even if it wasn't where we ought to be as a nation.

You asked if body language matters? The answer is Yes.
It is the difference between confidence and cluelessness.

Of solution to being lost.
Of control to guess work.

Abagworo:
Jonathan never allowed Barth to work and deliberately distorted the Geometric plant in Aba. Barth Nnaji is highly needed by Buhari Government if they want accelerated progress in power sector.

Exactly my point.
They will naturally fit the position.