₦airaland Forum

From day one, the President-elect has his list of nominees ready.
We have a loooooong way to go.

Nah
Nature has a way of bringing those dudes around me again , can't understand

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Dotman01: Kehinde West A.K.A kenye West,
Raphael Kelechi A.K.A R.Kelly,
Adenike Amina Idi-araba A.K.A Nicki
Minaj,
Ayefele Nasiru A.K.A NAS, Eni tio wo ankara oleje semo...

Raphael Kelechi eh, LMAO

Nigerians are short sighted , remember there are 3 Boko Haram , so Buhari would be going to his group and tell them
' what exactly I meant there was that I am not part of the political Boko Haram'

Relixy2k: That's quite strange cos 3g surfing and multi tasking on s60v3 phones like e71 makes it hot, hence drains battery faster.

Only when I am sharing my wifi through Joiku that I experience the hotness and battery drain , my fone is on 3g 24 and on airtel which is relatively stable

So much for Nigerian media coverage
NTA goes there only when the governor or his wife is going

Tinu4real: @oubi:
Your battery evaporates like gas cos you use 3G network. Step your network down to 2G on your phone and your battery would last longer.

I can't seem to understand this, my E71 last longer on 3g than EDGE .
14 hrs, whatsapp , nimbuzz, email , opera and UCweb always on.

Romney suspicious of conduct of elections at night - Vanguard
Late arrival of voting materials marred elections in Ohio - Punch

Obasanjo should be sent to monitor the polls

The same mentality we have regarding our leaders , we know something is bad , but we all endure as if there are no alternative.

I remember when NEPA gave a notice that power would be restored very soon that we should switch off all appliances.
This was after 5 months outage

And we now employ
foreign teachers in Rivers because all Rivers
graduates have been gainfully employed?

r there no rivers graduate among Dangote's drivers?

How many the army don kill?

Sagamite: A country of lunatical, incompetent, fucktardious products of a failed education system.

So Police numbers are not even easily memorisable numbers?

These are the fucktards that are suppose to "solve" crimes?

These are police emergency numbers in
Lagos, please:
POLICE CONTROL ROOM 1 - 07055350249 and
07035068242.
RRS CONTROL ROOM 2, Alausa - 08065154338
and 07055462708 CONTROL ROOM 3 SHQ; - 08079279349 and
08063299264 and 767 toll free line.
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Emergency Numbers. SMH

Interesting, so electric power can be supply on court order.
We don't need IPP then, what is Jonny Boi waiting for.
Get a court order for PHCN to supply power 24hrs nation wide.

dopeJemi: Hey! Smart, u stole dis 1 4rm Me

N av got proof

It waz a white chick dat sent dis joke 2 me n I changed it 2 an akpos' joke

See as u don disgrace your family,
It was Akpors that first sent that joke to the white chick and the white chick changed the name and sent it to u, now what did u say u did again?

This is what those unfortunate Israelites should be doing instead of sacking civil servants cos they are not from their state even though they speak the same language and pay tax.
All they know is to shout. Biafra!

gurusoft55: I av bn dating ds girl 4 close 2 a yr nw nd she claims 2 really luv me. I decided 2 test her by askin 4 her facebook password; she outrightly refused nd said she will quit d relationship instead of givin me her password and she is serios abt it. What do u tink? Is dis a sign of bad days to come!

Guy , how much u don pay on top her head?
U no even know her papa, u wan come block contacts.
I got my gf's own though, she first asked for mine and I gave her and she gave me hers since then no more facebook chatting, I deleted my nimbuzz.

e too long
Then I cum see precipitate all through
Sorry
I come see precipitate all through

annawhite: whataguan bomboclat antelope

Oh dear this one has gone bad
We gotta increase the dosage

it means here are the dignitaries in my family , then u go ahead to put Hon Dr . . ., Engr. . .

ORAFA: You are a very BIG FOOL. It seems you don't have a sister or have never found yourself at crossroads. Be a grown up and talk like one too.
@OP..... Please stick to the guy.

That was harsh!

They say they are unemployable after passing through an educational curriculum developed by the same people

I never see this one before
U try

Minimum quantity 2mbbl on CIF
Direct lifting on NNPC Bonny Terminal Allocation.
Buyer send RWA from his bank for seller's non operative PB
ultafuto at yahoo.co.uk

Osas001: check ur email..

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The average girl artist is seen as a potential slut in Nigerian showbiz, so producers want certain conditions to be fulfilled before the stage is set.
I know a producer who proudly said ' who be that one wey dey make shakara, before she become star she bin dey my bed now small small bois dey beg for him'