₦airaland Forum

Some are more equal than others

BarryX: if ONLY the virginity is well spiced with some yummy character and flavoured with intelligence.

The problem be say, the virgins wey dey around especially in nairaland dey very wantobulous, the only thing they can offer is the blood apart from that character=0, appearance=apology, intelligence= [makes me cry].
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Virgin with brain in Nigeria is an endangered specie, that is why when you see one, you throw a party.
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That is why most virgins have no party when disvirgined, cos the disvirginer was disappointed.

Can a baby come out smoothly from those tight holes?
#JUSTTHINKING

tomakint: The question is, if the man up it to N20 million will you marry her?

Like I say N200million and we have a deal.
I'm dead serious

yuzedo: As in!! Can u imagine? N2m wey no go buy brand new 504? even that N200m sef, or N2b, marriage no be dating abeg, forever is a long time to be miserable, unless ur prayer point everyday go be say make d babe die suddenly!

Do u think I would be stuck in that marriage?
Is there any law against polygamy or building separate houses for ur wives or working late

^^^clown?

2m too small , can't even get a decent ride.
Top it to 200m and pm me

OFFER HER A RIDE THEN CHANGE DIRECTION, IF SHE OBJECTS, SHE HAS A BOYFRIEND, IF SHE DOESNT TAKE HER HOME AND BE HE BOYFRIEND

I SEE ONLY LAYERS OF FAT

Ogojohn: subscribed to Airtel 1Gb blackberry plan to use no my laptop and it Dd not work.

Cos you are a rebel

Arosa: Why send soldiers to oust students? It seems that the Nigerian soldier have too much time on their hands. They should be sent to Mali to fight a Qaeda instead.

Recent report says that the Nigerian army lack technical and maneuvering skills and that they are only good for checkpoints during peacekeeping.
I think they should add , flogging defenceless stubborn students out of hostel

ebamma 3: Na becos of 90 naira change make u come create topic for nairaland,u no sabi say naija na jungle na chop i chop,u cheat me i cheat another pesin then the anoda pesin go cheat another pesin,afterall boys must chop,nobody come lagos to count bridge all of us come to hustle

This is exactly the problem of Nigeria

I thought I would see #SEUNOSEWA

onila: typical sexist pig!

Still unrepentant ?
I'll always mention u in my prayers.
It is obvious u are Daddy's girl and has never been independent or seen the real world

I wish there was a video
Did u say 1926?

If the girl had gone back to her village would u know?
And would u know how many guy she would have given the thing for village so that she have her daily bread?
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Someone has given her hope and u want to pay back with sack.
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Why not talk to the factory worker into taking his interest off her with a threat of sack, u may never know whether the girl had agreed before but want to play smart.
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If the MODs here ban u, u go say he dey harsh say he suppose warn u first , now u wan sack someone without warning.
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Do all virgins think like this?

onila: NIGERIAN MEN CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

CHANGE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So all Nigerian men are factory workers?
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See girl u need to grow up, hook up with some guy and get some warm fluid into ur system regularly so that u can be thinking straight

Hidden post everywhere
I don fear to comment o cos I no know Wetin happen to the owner of those hidden posts

[quote author=Mynd_44]Something worse happened[/quote]Must u comment on every thread
#GETAJOB

Tinyemeka: I was led to believe that one could you Airtel BIS on any mobile device. I bought a new line, registered it, loaded it with airtime and sent the short code for BIS subscription using my Samsung Galaxy. My airtime was debited immediately and I started browsing. Not knowing that they were instead, charging my main account. Network disconnected immediately the airtime was exhausted. Now I can't browse with the line.

Is there anything I'm not doing right?

Did u switch off , remove battery before u started browsing.

so where is the d¡ck

Some people should mynd their business

Mynd always accuse me of something I know not about on nairaland

vislabraye: If a couple can't have sex on Sunday, then what better day can they have. .

Most married couple have good sexx sunday afternoon after church . BUT not before.
Like I say it is not sin but u need to keep urself clean and let ur mind focus on the things of the spirit

sarutobie: My brother,in all my life I have never seen such illogical,sentimental and hypocritical set of people like many nigerians..

I never see people as sentimental as Nigerians, once their mind is fixed , all logic fails.

Da infamous: o boy akwa ibom is like Dubai i swear..and u no they are very neat people by nature as u can see from these pix eteh calabar i hail you oo am coming to calabar to relax and play golf no doubt..i love calabar people i have many calabar friends

I no understand you at all. U dey trip for Akwa Ibom pix but u wan go Calabar .
Hope say u no dey confuse make u no go miss road.

Seun: Which browser are you using and on what device? Also, what's your ISP? Thanks (It works on my system, all browsers)

It is working on Firefox on pc but when I first checked it on operamini , E71 , airtel it was not and still not working

That Samsung hero advert link is not working.
It takes me to a blank page on facebook and ' page not found , go back home '
Don't know where to post this

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I have the code that u can insert in ur topic and it goes to the Frontpage instantly .
Mail me for my account details and I will forward it to u.
Money back guarantee.
I ave done it for many people and few to myself cos at the end of the day , it just ain't worth it