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AllahIsSatan:
Just admit that you're gay. This is Nairaland where the mods and osewa love fággots. They will celebrate you chyking a man's anus.

Stfu he got punna rn

As usual hypocrites might pop up with their BS but who cares?
As for me and my entire household I'll smash her punna till she grows back a cockk. Aje!

I won't let no punna walls untouched. Aje!

Babara1994:
There is this lady I liked. We met three months ago. Recently, she asked me to lend her 5k, adding that the money will be returned back in a week's time.

I had the money, but I knew from experience that lending females money, especially the ones you're crushing on is a waste of money. I declined and told her I wasn't interested in her any longer.

4 hours later, one of my male friends asked me to lend him 10k, stating that he would repay in two weeks' time. I sent him the money immediately.

Did I do wrong?

I already hit like even before reading the story

NovesaTillie:
Sorry about that sis.
It's still possible to go with your new resolution..
One bottle of Pepsi won't stop you..
I'm rooting for you..
I used to experience a very bad waist pain and when I urinate, ants will feast on it. Ever since I stopped taking it, I feel like a new baby.
So I'm behind you.

Meaning there was enough sugar inside you to make your punna very sugary and sweet.. But now that it's no more who cares?





Pukes

Spy360:
My point is if a woman posts a sexualised picture, it means she wants the attention. May be things will be better if they stop doing so.

It's a two way error.

Forget the moniker you arguing with a girl. Move on

Akakanfirstclass:
He has good managements..
That's all.
Not as if his music is very good lately compared to the recent music from the recent artists..
Management is everything in the entertainment industry..
And it requires money to manage...
Like for instance, if davido didn't have money to buy songs and pay songswritters, by now he would have been long gone..
Now kcee has money, but bad management, in essence that, they should find some good song writters to help his career.. Fans wants to hear something good.
And if you can offer something good, good management will promote it.

Legendary musicians like Justin Bieber and Rihanna pay songwriters and buy songs but here in naija it's a taboo
"Exposure" should be taught in schools especially in Zoogeria. If not wetin we gain. Like wetin??





Pukes

dboY1123:
I just met this beautiful girl, and I'm already all over her.. She's not in a relationship but definitely guys are disturbing her even her ex's.

I asked her to come over to my place and she did, we went out together and get some stuffs and we head back home(my place). So, I decided to ask her out one on one in my place and she said NO, she's still finding it difficult to go into another relationship.. When she left my place for her house just two byke away, someone stole her phone from her bag(she called me to tell me) the bag was open by the time she got home.

My question now is, should I ever think of getting her a phone? I still don't know my stand in her life, I really love the girl but ain't acting like a simp whatsoever.. But the fact that she lost her phone after leaving my house is what bothers me.

Please what should I do?

After a girl followed you home instead of smashing the pussy out you be asking her out Stfu you a simp



Pukes

2special:
kids comes with blessings, how? But most Families prefer having 4 maximum children ( blessings) to having 100 children (blessings).

Never mind the dumb

Rtk5:
sir, it baffles me how some people reason, honstly if i type all my experience with this woman you will think it is fiction. A woman that when i lost my job and there was no money for diapers her sister advised her to steal my phonr and go sell it. Thank God i found it under the bed. I saw the chat with her sister on that.

LOL wait till she stabs you at night when asleep and it hits NL front page. Just wait OK?





Pukes

Brainless asf. Even his mom and sisters will cringe at this






Pukes

Holosho checked if he got balls by test slapping him

Alas it was pussy down there so holosho fired on

And now we finally have the winner of Simpd'or 2021. Just when It was starting to look like there wasn't gonna be a winner this year. How impressive?









Pukes

Kimiso:
Picked up these girl as an hookup babe,..but as soon as she opened her pussy for me to Bleep,.... I don't believe what i see,...her pussy is just too damn rough and wide,...looks like a knife has been used to battered it,..and she seems very comfortable with it,....and these is actually someone's future wife,..i nearly vomited,has anybody here encountered such before

Beebah2000:
YES!
I am deactivating my nairaland account.
I really don't want to but I have to do this.

Some nairaland guys are really fond of bashing women on this forum, and I can't take this anymore.

So, I think it is best I deactivate to save myself from a lot of stress

I'll miss a lot of nairalanders
I will definitely miss nairaland mods too


I LOVE YOU ALL!!!

It's been more than 10hrs since you made the announcement. Or you gonna wait till next year to deactivate?




Pukes

jeff1993:
Collect the 5M .... Okay 2 odds ..... 10M..

Keep 5M .... Use the other 5M split into two .... Play 2 odd 3M ..... U get 6M .... Use the other two to buy land .....

From the 6m ... Remove 2M .... Play 2odd for 3M .... U get 6M .... U start ur building project


For more analysis contact me ..... I am jobless

steveneche:
My uncle died early this year. He was the head of finance in the company he worked before his demise.

Now due to the level of influence he had in the company, I was made an offer because they know me well in the company.

5million cash, or I get employed in the company with 100,000 monthly pay starting January.

Please Nairalanders help me decide... Candid opinion please

Fake story




Pukes

siofra:
All redpillers want to be like this man. Either that or they get sent to jail for rape.

He's the hero of all the redpillers on this forum.

Meet Mr. Elliot Rodger

If you want to know more about him click this link https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2014_Isla_Vista_killings&ved=2ahUKEwjbzty8lrP0AhVoh_0HHVKtBEoQFnoECGYQAQ&usg=AOvVaw2ybWot2eJioI_18-jEBFgJ

You hate redpillers but you're being fvcked by a redpiller...even as I type he might still fvck you before new year.
How pathetic?




Pukes

dedons:
I was born into an average family with my parents always doing their best to make us happy during Christmas celebration very year.

Unfortunately, I ventured into business this year but lost everything due to the evil employees I had. They intentionally wrecked the business and disappeared. I've been weeping since October till date and left with nothing.

I woke up this morning but couldn't say a word of prayers, instead I found myself weeping again. I do hope on God for divine provision and restoration.

It is well.

Shugavee:
Would be deactivating my account today , would be viewing NL as a guest, would miss everyone of u guys for the fun and the madness , it was honestly a lot of laughs . Might open a new one in the future . But for now I am giving myself a huge break from social media.

Been a year and the still active





Pukes

diogo23:
Marriage is far different from girlfriend and boyfriend

Happy succumbing to their manipulations


Merry Christmas too

diogo23:
You will never learn that's why you condemned this comments and it's obvious you never marry, everything is not done with muscle

At emboldened and married simps been flocking since 16 BC

Well y'all keep ravishng in your simphood.. Nobody cares..or is there anyone out here who cares?





Pukes

Wannabenz:
You're making sense. I just googled the doctor name and I'm about reading the Washington Post about him and what he did.

Gimme feedback when you're done reading whether he was spilling trash or nah

https://www.nairaland.com/6901494/dear-wives-why-deny-husband

Take a look at the thread..How clueless and SIMPle a man he is.. The image below explains it all

I bet my left ankle he's never come across the word "Manipulation"





Pukes

Daveambition:
Alaye relax.
Na when yu wife a woman yu go knw say dem get manipulative formats..
Yu either abide to most of their terms&condition or angrily leave the house, las las yu'll stil return home & by then; she sef go don strategise another method to provoke yu the more..
Hardman no be for wey punna dey o, conji go bring yu to ur kness begging..
Forget wetin most men dey form outside, behind close doors dem weak dyeee

Tales of a non repentant simp.. Don't bother quoting back I don't argue with simps



Pukes

Or11:
The question is for married women. What is/are the reasons that you would avoid or refuse sex with your husband?

My wife's own is when I get lazy at home and I don't help in the house chores e.g cleaning, cooking, bathing the kids etc. She won't fight with me or argue but when I touch her like this, she will find a meaningful excuse. She's tired, not in the mood, headache, tomorrow, I need to shower first and I'm too lazy now etc. I found out myself that it was when I helped at home that there were no excuses, it's always a happy ending.

You're a huge hefty simp. Repent. Cos she already knows your weak point.. Prepare for the worse, O ye men that expose your weaknesses to women




Pukes

Cyntie55:
Good day nairalanders. Season greetings to y'all. I'm so angry right now. Please I need mature advice.

My father is not a learned person but he make sure all his children are graduates. My younger brother(last born and only son) rounded up his Nysc few months ago, we're just 2 girls. My elder sis and I. My elder sis is a nurse in Austria (3 years now), she's married with a kid in Austria. My big sister send money home once in 3 months, and I have been the one receiving the money. I share the money exactly as instructed by my big sis. I have never cheated anyone, Infact my Dad and Big sis communicate very well. My Dad trust me so much.

My younger brother is always angry, He said he feel cheated all the time. He shouts and talks to me anyhow like I'm his mate.
Honestly speaking, I gave my younger brother more love and respect that he could ever imagine. When he was serving, he would call telling me he need 10k urgently, sometimes 20k, that he will pay back. Immediately I will send it to him and he would never pay back. Same thing he does to my father.
If we ask him what's he using his allawee for?? He would angrily say so is becus we're sending him "chicken change" that's why we're asking jamb questions.

He said we don't regard him, he called my Dad a SIMP, he said my Dad listen more to my big sis and I....but he don't listen to any of his suggestions.

My brother is a 2:1 (second class upper) graduate in economics from UNIBEN. After his Nysc all he does is to sleep and eat. My Dad's good friend told my brother to come to Lagos and resume work with him. He refused. My Dad ask him if he wants to further his education (masters or professional courses)he said no....Okay follow my Dad to his cement shop and help him (my dad even promised to pay him salary) he refused....I overheard him on a call with a friend and i suspect he's now into yahoo yahoo.

Look at what happened. My big sis sent us money yesterday to celebrate this festive period. She said I should give my brother 50k, I should take 80k and give my father the rest (abt 250k). My Dad is always aware of everything.
I even added 20k out of my money and I transferred 70k to my brother, I was left with 60k (becus she also sent me hair and I plan to sell it becus I already had enough). You can imagine this ungrateful idiot started insulting me, that I cheated him. the fool angrily withdrawn the money from his account and SET IT ON FIRE (70k). He called my elder sister and started warning her saying "if he can't receive the money henceforth, she should stop sending him money again that he's the man of the house".
My Dad gave him a resetting, resounding, hot and dirty slaps. He pulled out a knife, deflated my Dad's car tyres and ran away from the house.

Everyone is not happy. I don't want my brother to live a wayward life. He's 24 years old. Please nairalanders Help!

I think yur bro is right. Your dad is a bona-fide, non repentant award deserving simp. Cos your bro got no iota of respect for y'all and the dad which is as a result of bad upbringing from your dad. And before you mention your mom about his upbringing it's still your simp dad's fault cos he would have altered that from inception but I guess the simp dad was too excited to have a son finally and decided he'll remain a simp forever... Maybe I'm right or I could be more right but your dad is getting exactly what he deserves. Same thing every simp dad out there is going through. Just pray he doesn't wake up one day and strangle y'all or use one of you for money rituals. And ermmm I think that's what y'all should be more worried about

90% of Zoogerian women are into runs

Be seeking relationship with someone who charges men per night and is fvcked raw all the time. You get burnt health wise and emotionally

A harsh truth you may never accept but who cares?

Number 8 wraps it all





Pukes

SmellySperm:
Abeg where una dey see this big preeq get?
And am managing my 4.4 inches

HardMirror:
u are the learner, did u read where I said she works for me? So she should be working for free and not collect her salary? And why do you mistake me for your brothers that don't send money to your mum? Cos I send money to mine every Sunday

Richpet85:
Please do not mind my english consider any error as typo but I honestly needed a sincere advice.

My marriage will be 8 years by September 2022. The journey of marriage has not been rosy and sometime I feel I made a very huge mistake by marrying my wife. I met her in April that year, we date for 6 months and we finally got married Sept same year. Prior before we got married I took her to meet with my siblings since my both parents were late specially our 2nd daughter who her husband sponsored my secondary education. She was cool with my family and never raised any concern during this period of courtship.

Suddenly a night of our wedding everything changed. That same woman that took care of my family as hers turned into directly opposite of who she used to be. To cut the story short, she started dispising my family and the thought of their sight irritates her.

She started by complaining about my sister's son living with me before we got married, her mum and other of my siblings to the point that anytime my eldest sister visited she will leave my house with tears.

My wife also ensure she send all my siblings and relations away from me and my house no go area for them. But what confuses me was that she doesn't behave in a similar manner whenever her own siblings or her mum visits our home. Her behaviour towards my family has destroyed the joy we once had as siblings. The marriage has produced 3 kids of which my last child is less than a month old. Anytime she put to bed her mother has always been the one coming for OMUGOO. None of my siblings can come to my house because of her attitude towards them.

I can't tolerate it further am dying silently as am typing this msg her mum, her immediate junior Sister are in my house and every where is very peaceful. If they were my mum or sibling my house would have been burning by now.

I made conscious effort to kill and ignore this feeling but anytime I see her mum and sister. I feel very depressed in my own house. There are other ill behaviour she have which I can tolerate but seeing myself separated from my siblings because of my wife is my greatest Marital night mare.

I am sincerely fade up with her but my kids are my greatest weakness. The thought of leaving my house and go far away from her or rather travel abroad and leave there permanently has recently overcrowded my mind. But I can't stop thinking about my kids, their future and what they will turn into if she is to raise them alone.

Don't forget I have provided her with everything needed to be comfortable in marriage, house, cars, business etc mostly importanly I am not cheating on her, I don't smoke, I don't keep late night and I don't have friends because she has sent everybody close to me away from my life.

I need a mature advice and no insult please.

I am emotionally trumatised and feel so depressed.

As for me I don't have any advice for you. You're a man and you know just what to do but you just choose to be weak. Continue being so till it becomes late. That's my advice for you




Pukes

SportsHD:
Is anyone going to talk about how he got it?

He said that he only has sex with his girlfriend. I think the girlfriend might be having unprotected sex with someone that gave her the gonorrhea .
Then, she transferred it to him.

Guess Christmas present came early.

Finally someone hit the nail

chatinent:
Get yourself into sth more comfortable like getting lost.

Have a nice century.

Quote me again make ogun pieces the remains of your zombie parts

chatinent:
They can do anything for the electoral campaign. Na now you remember Buhari don finish Naija because 2023 is close again baa? You come carry cameraman go buy groundnut you no go chop? Even the face of the poor woman shows she didn't approve of what they were about using her to do politically.


See en head like bicycle seat.

And here is one of 'em zombies tryna make it look like he ain't saying the truth






Pukes on a zombie's skull